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(International Business Times)   Mom dies, gives birth, then gets brought back to life   (ibtimes.com) divider line 26
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2013-05-22 04:02:26 PM
6 votes:
Man, that kid is going to get a major guilt trip:  "I *DIED* giving birth to you, and this is how you repay me?"
2013-05-22 04:55:35 PM
4 votes:
www.ultimatezombieresource.com

Shoot it in the face, just to be sure.
2013-05-22 04:50:08 PM
4 votes:
"It's a trick.  Get an ax."
2013-05-22 04:48:51 PM
4 votes:
If you're going to give away that much of Twilight's plot, a spoiler tag is appropriate, subby.
2013-05-22 03:56:01 PM
3 votes:
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2013-05-22 05:58:21 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: Man, that kid is going to get a major guilt trip:  "I *DIED* giving birth to you, and this is how you repay me?"


And people will always be pestering her to help them defeat some overly literal prophecy.
2013-05-22 04:54:31 PM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Or, you know, doesn't die and isn't brought back to life.


She didn't even give birth, had to get the doctors to cut her open. What a lazy corpse.
2013-05-22 04:49:53 PM
2 votes:
Nigrelli's coworkers jumped in, kicked her husband out of the room when they removed her bra to attach the defibrillator pads.

Because he hasn't seen them yet?
2013-05-22 04:49:41 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: That kid probably popped shot right out when they put the paddles to mom.

"3..2..1..clear!"  Zzzap!  POP!


I can't stop hearing the sound of a champagne cork while reading that.
2013-05-22 04:47:57 PM
2 votes:
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2013-05-22 04:32:51 PM
2 votes:
That kid probably popped shot right out when they put the paddles to mom.

"3..2..1..clear!"  Zzzap!  POP!
2013-05-22 04:30:06 PM
2 votes:
Zombies can reproduce now?

Well, that changes things. My plan of riding out the zombie apocalypse in my fruit cellar just took a hit.
2013-05-22 04:22:49 PM
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure that child can now either communicate with the dead, or tell the exact moment of everybody's death.
2013-05-22 03:27:23 PM
2 votes:
The immaculate disconnection?
2013-05-22 06:32:14 PM
1 votes:
*sigh
She was not dead.  Dead is dead.
Her heart stopped.  Had they hooked her up to ann EEG, she would have had brain activity, ergo, not dead.

Mostly dead.
Her CPR team:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Bye bye!
Have fun storming the castle!
2013-05-22 06:27:27 PM
1 votes:
Mother: "Do you know how difficult your childbirth was?"
Kid: "Oh please, Mom. You weren't even alive for that."
2013-05-22 06:04:39 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: I'm pretty sure that child can now either communicate with the dead, or tell the exact moment of everybody's death.


Even better. You know all those immortality clauses and prophesies that casually mention the mother? Rules lawyers tell me this is one of those gotchas.

"No man born of a woman can harm..."

MacBeth should have burned that forest to the ground.

(Asshole DM would probably say the smoke of the fire wafted to Dunsinane Hill and that counts)
2013-05-22 06:03:30 PM
1 votes:
You know she'll still boast that she can still bear more pain than men just because she gave birth. No matter that she was technically dead and had no reaction to stimulation.
2013-05-22 05:51:53 PM
1 votes:
Let me guess: blood transfusion...

www.aceshowbiz.com

/DNRTFA
2013-05-22 05:22:58 PM
1 votes:

octopied: People don't come back from the dead.


You're just not using enough energy. Anything can come back to live with an 18 volt deep cycle marine battery.
2013-05-22 05:18:19 PM
1 votes:
Never before have I seen a baby that was a perfect embodiment of Carlin's sentiment that most small children look like a Halloween mask with legs. Yikes.
2013-05-22 05:10:19 PM
1 votes:
Needs more forehead.
2013-05-22 04:57:00 PM
1 votes:
How did you leave "Ta da!" off of the headline?
2013-05-22 04:54:43 PM
1 votes:

Carn: "It's a trick.  Get an ax."


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2013-05-22 04:30:01 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Man, that kid is going to get a major guilt trip: "I *DIED* giving birth to you, and this is how you repay me?"


She will also win anytime the "how long were you in labor" discussion comes up.

"It was 32 hours of hell! What about you?"
"About twenty minutes."
"That's incredible, you must have felt very little pain."
"Not any, really, I was dead."
2013-05-22 04:09:22 PM
1 votes:
The doctor could be heard screaming 'We can't let her die she owes a bill!'
 
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