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(NBC New York)   13 NJ TGI Fridays accused of selling well drinks labeled as premium brands, also not wearing enough flair   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, customer complaint, premiums, Marlboro, New Jersey  
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2013-05-22 03:51:02 PM  
7 votes:
This might explain why my last screaming orgasm wasn't up to par.
2013-05-22 05:15:34 PM  
3 votes:
EW! EW! Is this that thread? I LOVE this thread.

Ahum, Bombay Sapphire is for posers that don't know about important things and also they smell bad and are dumb and have saggy balls with funny smells that are unimportant.

Hendrick's or Broker's are the only gins for people that are not posers and know about important things and smell like top-shelf hooker perfume and are very smart with tight, high, large balls that smell like top shelf hooker pussy and are important.
2013-05-22 04:05:00 PM  
3 votes:

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2013-05-22 03:54:47 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe the discerning customers at TGI Fridays couldn't tell the difference.
2013-05-22 03:44:13 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-22 05:28:15 PM  
2 votes:

seventypercent: Screaming Viking

I haven't been called that since my honeymoon night!
2013-05-22 04:06:52 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: calbert: [ image 490x325]



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2013-05-22 07:36:18 PM  
1 vote:
Not only that, but they sell frozen ravioli and have their desserts made offsite.
2013-05-22 07:09:33 PM  
1 vote:

calbert: /obscure?

Live action SpongeBob?
2013-05-22 05:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

Super Chronic: Friendly advice: never say "obscure?" when the reference is RIGHT THERE IN THE FARKING HEADLINE.

Color me shocked that the sophisticated palettes among TGIF clientele were unable to suss this out.

So what you're saying is the reference was so completely not obscure from both references in both the headline and the picture, that when he typed "obscure" it became near comical?

I think you and I have discovered a new form of comedy.
2013-05-22 05:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
God, just the mention of Grey Goose in this thread and already I'm imagining the smell of Axe and hearing the "'Sup, bro?" greetings.
2013-05-22 05:10:09 PM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: If you are paying for top shelf in your mixed drink

  go to TGI Fridays, you deserve what you get.

2013-05-22 05:07:06 PM  
1 vote:
Wait persons at TGITMA (Thank God It's the Middle Ages) have to wear chain mail that looks like flair. On the plus side, many a wait person has been saved from sneek attacks with dirks and daggers, and the occasional sword. The helmets help.

I'm just making that up. But if the Potzrebie Effect is real, the fact that I can conceive it means that it actually exists in another universe somewhere.

I figure if there is anything as improbable as a "Thank God It's Monday" coffee mug, there must be a universe where TGITMA's is a real thing. Don't we have Renaissance Fayres and Medieval dinner and a mélee places? Why wouldn't people go for a Medieval Theme Restaurant, heavy on the beef, with edible trenchers of bread?

Trencher men (fatties) would love it.

All you can eat Sir Loin, Baron of Beef, Count de Monnaie, Duke of Earl, and Bugs Bunny broiled rabbit platters.

No potatoes though. That would be going too far, namely to the New World and back.

Yes, it's a good world. And as it's creator, I get to to freeload at all the restaurants I invent, all the hotels I invent, and duty free shops. Creator's Discount. OR ELSE.
2013-05-22 05:01:15 PM  
1 vote:
I propose a new government job. I'll go from bar to bar with nips of top shelf liquors. I will have each bar pour me a shot of each kind of liquor. I will match shot for shot with my nips. If I notice any discrepancies I will make an appointment to revisit that bar at a later date and do the test again.

If they fail twice, I own the bar.
2013-05-22 05:00:33 PM  
1 vote:
The one and only time I've been to a TGI Fridays was after a looooooooooooong day of traveling and we got to the hotel in Panama City next to the canal. We were hungry and thirsty and tired and the restaurant in the hotel was a Fridays. Bienvenido a Friday's!

I plan on keeping that my one and only experience at a TGIF. Fark that place.
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