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(BBC)   Cadet soldier butchered on London street by terrorists - who then hang around the body, ask the public to film them, and are then shot by police   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-05-22 04:01:01 PM  
8 votes:
Politics thread on the main page
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An ancient evil awakens

GBB
2013-05-22 03:44:35 PM  
7 votes:

YoOjo: From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'


t0.gstatic.com
2013-05-22 03:36:05 PM  
7 votes:
"strong indications that it is a terrorist incident"

Aw, I'm sorry. You didn't say "terrorist act" that'll be 9 months of scandal.
2013-05-22 03:45:06 PM  
5 votes:
And exactly WHERE was Obama?  Doing nothing...AGAIN!
2013-05-22 03:41:02 PM  
5 votes:
At a meeting of the government's emergency response committee, Cobra, it was decided to tighten security at Woolwich and other barracks in London

Oh, sure, put Cobra in charge. That will stop terrorism.

/knowing is half the battle
2013-05-22 03:40:47 PM  
5 votes:
Another Cobra meeting will be held on Thursday morning

What a Cobra meeting might look like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-22 03:37:15 PM  
5 votes:
Wow. I thought only US cops shot people for filming them.
2013-05-22 04:13:34 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-22 03:35:53 PM  
4 votes:
Religion of Peace
2013-05-22 04:09:31 PM  
3 votes:

jst3p: dittybopper: fireclown: dittybopper: Yes, too smart and too decent. Right. Followed UK politics at all? Ever watched Prime Minister's Questions?

I know that a lot of brit politicians consider PM questions to be a waste of the PMs time in that he or she has to spend hours prepping, but I would LOVE to see it instituted here in the US.

I actually like the idea myself.  It just seems so AMERICAN to hurl hostile questions at the head of the government.

It would never work for the same reason our presidential debates are awful: pivot.


Pivot?  I don't get it.

I would like to see some kind of system in place to keep everyone on topic, however.  I have long proposed that my Grand Ma-Ma be allowed to sit in for presidential debates.  If a candidate would be asked a question and answer a completely different question, she would get to give them a slapping.
2013-05-22 04:09:15 PM  
3 votes:

YoOjo: From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'


Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways.

i224.photobucket.com
2013-05-22 04:05:47 PM  
3 votes:
WHERE'S YOUR DOCTOR WHO NOW?
2013-05-22 03:41:36 PM  
3 votes:
Good thing they didn't have guns!

Otherwise they might have killed someone!
2013-05-22 03:40:23 PM  
3 votes:
Nothing to be outraged about here, Liberals. He wasn't white and he didn't use a gun.
2013-05-22 07:11:03 PM  
2 votes:

super_grass: A note to all the fark racists: two people do not represent more than a million followers, and it's not fair to judge an entire faith based on two people. Do McVeigh or abortion clinic bombers represent all christians? No.

The victims in the long run will of course be immigrants as racist, right-wing parties like UKIP try to use this excuse to clamp down on immigration.


It sounds like you've been smoking some super_grass for too long. Give the few remaining brain cells a break, brah!

Frankly I'm surprised that the Obama media lapdogs didn't cover this up until after immigration "reform." First for everything I guess...
2013-05-22 05:26:33 PM  
2 votes:

humanshrapnel: That was the last time I even bothered with watching something like that. You just can't unsee that shiat.


That's how I feel about Carrot Top.
2013-05-22 05:23:53 PM  
2 votes:

serialsuicidebomber: Word to the wise:

Guys, if a muslim asks you 'Wanna neck?' he might not be gay.


And if he tells you to give him head, he is going to get it one way or another.
2013-05-22 05:23:03 PM  
2 votes:
Word to the wise:

Guys, if a muslim asks you 'Wanna neck?' he might not be gay.
2013-05-22 05:01:03 PM  
2 votes:
"...we swear by almighty Allah, that we will never stop fighting you. Unless we somehow get shot and sent to prison.... hang on, we didn't think this through did we?'' *BANG*
2013-05-22 04:38:38 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Miss me yet?
2013-05-22 04:17:30 PM  
2 votes:

willfullyobscure: Just soooo relieved it was white guys this time you guys. So happy.


Hey, cut that out.

Race-baiting is reserved only for reputable journalistic outlets like Salon so can get more pageclicks. Doing it on a fark thread is just tasteless.
2013-05-22 04:10:25 PM  
2 votes:
A note to all the fark racists: two people do not represent more than a million followers, and it's not fair to judge an entire faith based on two people. Do McVeigh or abortion clinic bombers represent all christians? No.

The victims in the long run will of course be immigrants as racist, right-wing parties like UKIP try to use this excuse to clamp down on immigration.
2013-05-22 04:08:18 PM  
2 votes:

Katolu: AirForceVet: Fade2black: Nothing to be outraged about here, Liberals. He wasn't white and he didn't use a gun.

Crawl back under your rock.

No shiat, what a dick.


Did I hit a nerve, or hit too close to home?

Wait, wait, here's where I pretend I'm smarmy and say something like "well if he'd had a gun, he'd still be alive, or something along your only joke-of-talking-point.

/it's ok when you guys troll, though.
2013-05-22 04:07:38 PM  
2 votes:
Well.... every time the civilized world almost gets tired enough of the war on terror to give it up, something like this happens. Hope these backward savages enjoy using a snow shovel to clean their children out of the donkey pen because our drones NEVER get tired.
2013-05-22 03:59:32 PM  
2 votes:
27.media.tumblr.com

"...and stay outta Woolwich"!
2013-05-22 03:58:50 PM  
2 votes:
LONDONGHAZI!!!!
2013-05-22 03:56:41 PM  
2 votes:
Those two muslims must have watched one hell of a video to be that mad.
2013-05-22 03:55:43 PM  
2 votes:

Savage Belief: Wow. I thought only US cops shot people for filming them.


Here buddy, you could really use this.

/Just trying to help.
2013-05-22 03:49:20 PM  
2 votes:

lockers: From the brilliant analysis: "The case for this being a jihadist attack, following the ideology of al-Qaeda, is compelling - even if the police won't yet say so officially."

I like how lone nutjob is now equivalent to insidious terrorist plot. I guess when you have a permanent war on an imagined political phantom, every minor crime must be part of it to encourage it's maintenance. I see the same shiat on the local news and refuse to accept this as terrorism at all.


www.vote29.com
2013-05-22 03:44:31 PM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: lennavan: What a Cobra meeting might look like:

[cartoonoveranalyzations.files.wordpress.com image 400x308]


l.yimg.com
2013-05-22 03:43:00 PM  
2 votes:

lennavan: What a Cobra meeting might look like:


cartoonoveranalyzations.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-22 03:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'
2013-05-22 03:36:54 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure mere bullets won't stop The Kurgan
2013-05-23 06:51:08 AM  
1 votes:

Greymalkin: To state that Islam is not related to terrorism in a significant way is just delusional, and yes there are non-muslim terrorists, eg. the aforementioned communist/marxist ones in Turkey, the IRA, ETA etc, but the number of terrorists in the world today that are muslim so far outweighs the others, that being terrorist and not muslim is noteworthy by its exception.


Do you think this might have more to do with the political situations in that part of the world than with the religion itself? Besides, who needs terrorists when you have the GOP?
2013-05-23 05:30:29 AM  
1 votes:

Sir_Spanksalot: Don't like the western world?? Then get out! Sick of you Shiatholes trying to turn western nations into the crap holes you fled.


Actually, his problem is not with western culture but with what the west does to his "craphole" :

"you saw it in october, There are many, many ayah throughout the Koran that says we must fight them as they fight us, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I apologize that women had to witness this today but in our land women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don't care about you. do you think david cameron is gonna get caught in the streets, when we start bussin our guns do you think the politicians are gonna die? no its gonna be the average guy like you, or your children, so get rid of them. tell them to bring our troops back, so we can, so you can all live in peace"

He kind of sounds like the guy in that episode(S01E02) of Black Mirror...but way sadder.
2013-05-23 01:43:27 AM  
1 votes:

bleckdoyle: CEGORACH: Get out of the Middle East and within a month or two you'll never see another terrorist action because they will be too busy killing each other for the next fifty years to worry about coming over to your nation, and your domestic crop will all bugger off back home to lend a hand. Give them five years of it and you can even help install a few strongmen and then it's back to business as usual.

You need to study Islam a bit. This was another tiny part of a large war that has been going on since Islam was founded 1400 years ago. It is a war that will never end until Islam is de-legitimated and left on the trash heap of history. Islam means "submission" and its goal is to make the entire world Muslim. There will always be Muslims and Leftists who will find excuses and rationalizations for Muslims subjugating, repressing, beating, maiming, torturing and killing non-believers, as well as other Muslims. The fact is that the religion was founded on violence and terror and justifies violence and terror to achieve its goals. It is estimated that over 200 million people have died in Muslim wars of conquest since the 700s. Those wars of conquest are continuing to this day. Just ask non-believers places like Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Mali, Indonesia, Thailand, Nigeria, Kenya, Pakistan, Egypt, Lebanon, Bangladesh, India, East Timor, Sri Lanka, Syria, Israel, The Philippines, Macedonia, Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Spain, Russia, China, India, etc.

Islam cannot exist in harmony with other religions and cultures because it is a supremacist ideology which exhorts its followers to make the entire world submit to Islam, one way or the other.

Open your eyes.

Qur'an:9:88 "The Messenger and those who believe with him, strive hard and fight with their wealth and lives in Allah's Cause."
Qur'an:9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
Qur'an:9:112 "The Believers fight in A ...


Why are you here when you know you would be happier on stormfront.org?
2013-05-22 11:06:40 PM  
1 votes:
CEGORACH: Get out of the Middle East and within a month or two you'll never see another terrorist action because they will be too busy killing each other for the next fifty years to worry about coming over to your nation, and your domestic crop will all bugger off back home to lend a hand. Give them five years of it and you can even help install a few strongmen and then it's back to business as usual.

You need to study Islam a bit. This was another tiny part of a large war that has been going on since Islam was founded 1400 years ago. It is a war that will never end until Islam is de-legitimated and left on the trash heap of history. Islam means "submission" and its goal is to make the entire world Muslim. There will always be Muslims and Leftists who will find excuses and rationalizations for Muslims subjugating, repressing, beating, maiming, torturing and killing non-believers, as well as other Muslims. The fact is that the religion was founded on violence and terror and justifies violence and terror to achieve its goals. It is estimated that over 200 million people have died in Muslim wars of conquest since the 700s. Those wars of conquest are continuing to this day. Just ask non-believers places like Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Mali, Indonesia, Thailand, Nigeria, Kenya, Pakistan, Egypt, Lebanon, Bangladesh, India, East Timor, Sri Lanka, Syria, Israel, The Philippines, Macedonia, Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Spain, Russia, China, India, etc.

Islam cannot exist in harmony with other religions and cultures because it is a supremacist ideology which exhorts its followers to make the entire world submit to Islam, one way or the other.

Open your eyes.

Qur'an:9:88 "The Messenger and those who believe with him, strive hard and fight with their wealth and lives in Allah's Cause."
Qur'an:9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
Qur'an:9:112 "The Believers fight in Allah's Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed."
Qur'an:9:29 "Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission."
Qur'an:8:39 "Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah."
Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)."
Qur'an:9:14 "Fight them and Allah will punish them by your hands, lay them low, and cover them with shame. He will help you over them."
Qur'an:8:65 "O Prophet, urge the faithful to fight. If there are twenty among you with determination they will vanquish two hundred; if there are a hundred then they will slaughter a thousand unbelievers, for the infidels are a people devoid of understanding."
Qur'an:9:38 "Believers, what is the matter with you, that when you are asked to go forth and fight in Allah's Cause you cling to the earth? Do you prefer the life of this world to the Hereafter? Unless you go forth, He will afflict and punish you with a painful doom, and put others in your place."
Qur'an:9:123 "Fight the unbelievers around you, and let them find harshness in you."
Qur'an:8:72 "Those who accepted Islam and left their homes to fight in Allah's Cause with their possessions and persons, and those who gave (them) asylum, aid, and shelter, those who harbored them - these are allies of one another. You are not responsible for protecting those who embraced Islam but did not leave their homes [to fight] until they do so." [Another translation reads:] "You are only called to protect Muslims, who fight."
Qur'an:48:16 "Say (Muhammad) to the wandering desert Arabs who lagged behind: 'You shall be invited to fight against a people given to war with mighty prowess. You shall fight them until they surrender and submit. If you obey, Allah will grant you a reward, but if you turn back, as you did before, He will punish you with a grievous torture."
Qur'an:48:22 "If the unbelieving infidels fight against you, they will retreat. (Such has been) the practice (approved) of Allah in the past: no change will you find in the ways of Allah."
Qur'an:47:4 "When you clash with the unbelieving Infidels in battle (fighting Jihad in Allah's Cause), smite their necks until you overpower them, killing and wounding many of them. At length, when you have thoroughly subdued them, bind them firmly, making (them) captives. Thereafter either generosity or ransom (them based upon what benefits Islam) until the war lays down its burdens. Thus are you commanded by Allah to continue carrying out Jihad against the unbelieving infidels until they submit to Islam."
Qur'an:9:19 "Do you make the giving of drink to pilgrims, or the maintenance of the Mosque, equal to those who fight in the Cause of Allah? They are not comparable in the sight of Allah. Those who believe, and left their homes, striving with might, fighting in Allah's Cause with their goods and their lives, have the highest rank in the sight of Allah.
Qur'an:2:193 "Fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief) and religion is only for Allah. But if they cease/desist, let there be no hostility except against infidel disbelievers."
Qur'an:2:217 "They question you concerning fighting in the sacred month. Say: 'Fighting therein is a grave (matter); but to prevent access to Allah, to deny Him, to prevent access to the Sacred Mosque, to expel its members, and polytheism are worse than slaughter. Nor will they cease fighting you until they make you renegades from your religion. If any of you turn back and die in unbelief, your works will be lost and you will go to Hell. Surely those who believe and leave their homes to fight in Allah's Cause have the hope of Allah's mercy."
Qur'an:2:244 "Fight in Allah's Cause, and know that Allah hears and knows all."
Qur'an:2:246 "He said: 'Would you refrain from fighting if fighting were prescribed for you?' They said: 'How could we refuse to fight in Allah's Cause?'"
Qur'an:3:146 "How many prophets fought in Allah's Cause? With them (fought) myriads of godly men who were slain. They never lost heart if they met with disaster in Allah's Cause, nor did they weaken nor give in. Allah loves those who are firm and steadfast [warriors]."
Qur'an:3:153 "Behold! You ran off precipitately, climbing up the high hill without even casting a side glance at anyone, while the Messenger in your rear is calling you from your rear, urging you to fight. Allah gave you one distress after another by way of requital, to teach you not to grieve for the booty that had escaped you and for (the ill) that had befallen you."
Qur'an:3:154 "Say: 'Even if you had remained in your houses, those ordained to be slaughtered would have gone forth to the places where they were to slain."
Qur'an:61:4 "Surely Allah loves those who fight in His Cause." Qur'an:61:11 "Believers, shall I lead you to a bargain or trade that will save you from a painful torment? That you believe in Allah and His Messenger (Muhammad), and that you strive and fight in Allah's Cause with your property and your lives: That will be best for you!"
Qur'an 61:12 "He will forgive you your sins, and admit you to Gardens under which rivers flow, and to beautiful mansions in Eden: that is indeed the Supreme Achievement. And another (favor) which you love: help from Allah for a speedy victory over your enemies.
2013-05-22 10:20:13 PM  
1 votes:

gadian: high capacity fire arms


www.xceleratefitness.co.uk
2013-05-22 10:13:25 PM  
1 votes:

Mellotiger: untaken_name: Mellotiger: Has terrorism ever worked? Even once in the modern era? I mean, these are not small groups terrorists go up against, do they really expect millions of people to be like "oh man, we better do what these people say or they will kill a few of us every now and then!" It really just doesn't seem likely.

I dunno, 12 guys from Saudi Arabia managed to cost America untold billions of dollars and an ever-increasing number of their rights. Supposedly, terrorists hate us for our freedom, and now we're no longer free, so they have accomplished their mission. If that's not "working", I have no idea what "working" would look like.

Point taken, but I don't think the right to not be searched before boarding an airplane is what they wanted to change. We still have religious freedom, women are still driving cars and voting, media is still "westernized"....isn't that the things they are against? Did they really go through all that just to tighten up flight security and make wire-taps a bit more common? I doubt it. That's why I say it didn't work.


How about killing even American citizens with no trial?  I spout off online all the time, am I next. I think we should be more surgical  killing the bad Muslims, or reap what we sew.

Let me make it simple

If you were brown and someone white blew the shiat out of your family you probably would want to kill white people.

Pretty damn simple to me.
2013-05-22 07:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

cegorach: you're just as backwards-ass ignorant as some AK-toting hick from a hillside in Afghanistan.


I'm not sure that you know as much as you think you know about Afghanistan. Which is kind of funny, considering the particular insult you're slinging.
2013-05-22 07:49:51 PM  
1 votes:
A terrible, terrible event.

But meanwhile, millions of people in Western nations continue to demonstrate the fact they are utterly desensitised to their government's involvement in over a decade of worthless, illegal warfare.

Remember that US soldier who went crazy and killed all those kids? Congrats if you do, 99% of the population sure don't.

In fact how many acts of personal atrocity committed by US/UK troops do you remember from the last DECADE of warfare?

Probably bugger all because that's what is supposed to happen. Meanwhile they are occurring at a rate that would freak you out, as would be expected by shoving often poorly-educated young men from lower socio-economic backgrounds in godforsaken hellholes and having them risk their lives with little support simply so politicians can say 'THINK OF THE TROOPS' to win votes and corporations can make $$$ hand over first. Meanwhile, their equivalents in certain nations have a field day inciting Jihad with all the evidence conveniently to hand.

So yeah, if you want to be outraged, you'd be better served raging at the older men on both 'sides' who fark up the lives and minds of young men, not the young men who commit these atrocities.

Get your head out from where Fox News and Friends shoved it and wake up to the fact that your government is still burning the lives of young men on both sides for fark all.

OMG OSAMA 9.11 NEVAR FOGET!

Really? Osama's farking dead folks, mishun accumplished! I think by now we've established there are no, and never were, any freaking WMDs in Iraq.

Get out of the Middle East and within a month or two you'll never see another terrorist action because they will be too busy killing each other for the next fifty years to worry about coming over to your nation, and your domestic crop will all bugger off back home to lend a hand. Give them five years of it and you can even help install a few strongmen and then it's back to business as usual.

Worried about the oil? Don't fret, they'll need the money to fund their internal warfare.

Wake up and realise that these awful muslim terrorists actually have VERY GOOD REASONS for doing what they do - the same way you would if a bunch of soldiers came into YOUR home town, raped a few young women and shot up a wedding or two before bombing the crap out of your grandad's house. Or even if it were happening to people in the next county over. Brown people, killing our men and raping our women? I think we all know what to do.

So yeah, today's yet another chance to realise that Western Democracy is in a News Corporation-induced coma, blind to its wars of aggression and desperately ramping up the siege mentality in order to churn out more votes and dollars for those who run the show. Don't go and burn your bra over it but start reminding people to wake the fark up.

Or you can just post some shiat about filthy muslims and good guys with guns, showing that you're just as backwards-ass ignorant as some AK-toting hick from a hillside in Afghanistan.
2013-05-22 06:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

PartTimeBuddha: Bontesla: Implicit in using fear as leverage in order to achieve a political goal is some sort of plan.

This is the problem I'm having with it. Where is the fear? What am I meant to be afraid of?


I'm not sure. The threat has been neutralized. There doesn't seem to be a plan to carry out this threat of retribution by other actors. Somehow this is terrorism because "Allah" was mentioned. I guess.

What do I know - I've only specialized in the study of it in university.
2013-05-22 06:26:22 PM  
1 votes:

JabbaTheButt: Wake up.   As this murderer said,  Islam is at war with the West.


if i, as a californian, cut the head off a texan, and proclaim a californihad against the texas infidel, does that make it true?
2013-05-22 06:25:29 PM  
1 votes:

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 512x384]

White IRA terrorists kill thousands in bombings over the decades, and no one worries.  But if two black men kill one white man, and cry "something something Allah"... then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS.


This may possibly be the dumbest thing said on Fark all month. Definitely for the week so far.
2013-05-22 06:22:49 PM  
1 votes:

The_Original_Roxtar: does the UK have a method of legally getting a concealed pistol permit?


No because it is morally superior to be beheaded in the street than fight back
2013-05-22 06:19:34 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: lennavan: Bontesla: Murdering the cadet was the goal - and he justified that goal politically.

If murder was the sole goal, then why did he stick around and seek out cameras to make a statement?

Bontesla: But how is this attack being used as leverage to prevent the British soldiers from killing his people?

You don't understand how the threat of beheading random citizens in the streets until British soldiers stop killing his people counts as leverage?

I can't help you dude.  You're too far derp.

Why did he stick around? Some people like to explain their motivation. Some people like a grand exit. Some people are nutters. I never argued that he was a man without reasons - merely that his reasons don't quite fit terrorism.

I understand the point that you're trying to make: he committed an act that creates fear and that act was motivated by a political reason therefore he committed the act in an attempt to achieve his political goal.

His rantings could be interpreted to be an act of retribution. He wasn't making a specific threat or promise that every would be subject to something similar until the British stopped killing his med. He wasn't working with anyone to carry out goals (that we know of). Effectively, the threat ended with him. Either he had no goal or the murder was the goal.


Is your back sore from moving those heavy-ass goalposts?
2013-05-22 06:03:34 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: lennavan: Bontesla: **SNIP**

His rantings could be interpreted to be an act of retribution. He wasn't making a specific threat or promise that every would be subject to something similar until the British stopped killing his med. He wasn't working with anyone to carry out goals (that we know of). Effectively, the threat ended with him. Either he had no goal or the murder was the goal.


You could not possibly be any more wrong.

FTFA - ... He added: "I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don't care about you."

Reading. How does it work?

/lennavan is correct.
//you are too far derp.
2013-05-22 05:53:20 PM  
1 votes:
Heads are going to roll over this.
2013-05-22 05:20:18 PM  
1 votes:
taimapedia.org
2013-05-22 05:11:59 PM  
1 votes:

StrikitRich: I'm sure mere bullets won't stop The Kurgan


gubaba.org

You'd have to have a quad on you anyway to try.
2013-05-22 05:08:06 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: *Sign*

A lot of sheltered people here, being bigoted as fark.

Would you support eugenics against black people because you heard reports of them committing a crime?


Large immigration numbers from the third world have enriched Europe and brought prosperity, inspiring feelings of brotherhood as they eagerly assimilate and adapt to the local culture. Thankfully, Europe has not changed and will not change with their presence. Things can only improve as the highly educated and highly skilled brown people work patiently to make Europe function like their own countries.
2013-05-22 05:05:19 PM  
1 votes:
omnibus_necanda_sunt

And nobody gives a shiat about the Balkans.
The place the U.S. sent solders to prevent the wholesale slaughter of moon-barkers?

Yeah ... nobody cared about that. Good lord you lefties have memory mental issues.
2013-05-22 05:03:08 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: *Sign*

A lot of sheltered people here, being bigoted as fark.

Would you support eugenics against black people because you heard reports of them committing a crime?


No, because then we wouldn't have any more black people. And I loves me some football.
2013-05-22 04:58:50 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: super_grass
2013-05-22 04:10:25 PM


A note to all the fark racists: two people do not represent more than a million followers, and it's not fair to judge an entire faith based on two people. Do McVeigh or abortion clinic bombers represent all christians? No.
From the same person who spent weeks searching Tea-Party protests for the 1 racist (who was kicked the fark out) in order to flood fark with that one image.

... while ignoring the hundreds of black faces protesting peacefully.


www.addictinginfo.org

Yup. The Tea Party.

The diverse, tolerant Tea Party.

Hint: farkers call those tax-dodgers the American Taliban for a reason.
2013-05-22 04:56:02 PM  
1 votes:
super_grass
2013-05-22 04:10:25 PM


A note to all the fark racists: two people do not represent more than a million followers, and it's not fair to judge an entire faith based on two people. Do McVeigh or abortion clinic bombers represent all christians? No.

From the same person who spent weeks searching Tea-Party protests for the 1 racist (who was kicked the fark out) in order to flood fark with that one image.

... while ignoring the hundreds of black faces protesting peacefully.
2013-05-22 04:53:53 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: And exactly WHERE was Obama?  Doing nothing...AGAIN!


I'm sure he's prepared to say exactly not one word about this since it didn't involve white people doing something he could blame a violent act on.
2013-05-22 04:51:35 PM  
1 votes:
Joe Blowme

But it's only terrorism when muslims do it? Your beyond a stupid douche.

Proving your ignorance in thread after thread after thread after...
2013-05-22 04:44:43 PM  
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: And for Christ's sake, don't pretend there isn't a strong undercurrent of racism involved in Islamophobia. How many times does "white people" come to mind when you say the word "Muslim"? The Daily Show did an entire bit on how freaking weird white Muslims are and how America had trouble assimilating it post-Boston.

And nobody gives a shiat about the Balkans.


Actually the color of someone's skin doesn't come into play at all when I hear the word "Muslim".

PROTIP: Based on the classification of humans known as typology, Arabs are considered Caucasoids. It really has very little to do with skin color.

I'll just leave this here for you and kindly ask that you not play the race-card.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-22 04:40:09 PM  
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: 21-7-b: at the moment we have nothing to go on, but it's likely something, or someone, radicalized them.

Meth?


It was my understanding that there would be no meth.
2013-05-22 04:34:04 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: DeadPuppySociety: Smeggy Smurf: Religion of Peace

Aren't they all?

I'm pretty sure Pastafarians practice peace


These people look peaceful to you?

farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-05-22 04:30:19 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: And exactly WHERE was Obama?  Doing nothing...AGAIN!



Oh, c'mon already... BOB is always doing something. Play Golf, learning to speak without a teleprompter, eating a dog -- even getting a good night's sleep while your embassy is being attacked and your ambassador is killed is doing something.  You really are bing too hard on the man and besides, this was over in  GB, so it's more of the queen's problem.  Now I wonder why she DID NOTHING!!!
2013-05-22 04:18:59 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: A note to all the fark racists...


The people blaming this attack on Islam aren't being racist.  Islam is not something you're born with; it's something you're taught.
2013-05-22 04:15:41 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I generally think that genocide is kind of a bad thing but I'm *really* starting to think there are exceptions.
/NUKE Mecca.

shiitehappens.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-22 04:03:43 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Religion of Peace


Aren't they all?
2013-05-22 03:52:19 PM  
1 votes:

fireclown: Wow.  When I read the headline, I thought that this was some kind of charity pig roast or something.  This is simply awful.  Best wishes to all involved.


Not to the suspects.  They should be fed nothing but pig entrails.
2013-05-22 03:49:32 PM  
1 votes:

gadian: James!: "strong indications that it is a terrorist incident"

Aw, I'm sorry. You didn't say "terrorist act" that'll be 9 months of scandal.

Came here to say basically the same thing, but insinuate that the English are too smart and too decent for that.


Yes, too smart and too decent.  Right.  Followed UK politics at all?  Ever watched Prime Minister's Questions?
2013-05-22 03:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
Still in denial about the death cult? How many more do they have to kill before people will wake up to the threat this death cult brings with it?
2013-05-22 03:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
The Brits are working with Cobra and then calling other people terrorists?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-05-22 03:43:40 PM  
1 votes:
May the police bullets have left them paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of their miserable lives.

/Can we have draw and quarter back please?
2013-05-22 03:42:10 PM  
1 votes:
And Jose Canseco is being investigated for sexual assault, everyone is getting head today.
2013-05-22 03:40:51 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Smeggy Smurf: Religion of Peaces
/ftfy


PIECES
/ftfm
2013-05-22 03:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
...So kick the Jews out of Occupied Palestine!
2013-05-22 03:40:18 PM  
1 votes:
The footage shown on the ITV website shows a man, speaking to the camera, saying: "We must fight them as they fight us. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

Well OK, if that is what you want. The UK, and its friends, have some pretty big meat cleavers of their own.
2013-05-22 03:38:27 PM  
1 votes:
He used a meat cleaver. Who does he think he is? A chinese gangster?
 
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