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(BBC)   Cadet soldier butchered on London street by terrorists - who then hang around the body, ask the public to film them, and are then shot by police   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 360
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2013-05-22 03:34:48 PM
Pretty farking brutal and evil.
 
2013-05-22 03:35:53 PM
Religion of Peace
 
2013-05-22 03:36:05 PM
"strong indications that it is a terrorist incident"

Aw, I'm sorry. You didn't say "terrorist act" that'll be 9 months of scandal.
 
2013-05-22 03:36:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 03:36:54 PM
I'm sure mere bullets won't stop The Kurgan
 
2013-05-22 03:37:15 PM
Wow. I thought only US cops shot people for filming them.
 
2013-05-22 03:37:21 PM

James!: "strong indications that it is a terrorist incident"

Aw, I'm sorry. You didn't say "terrorist act" that'll be 9 months of scandal.


Came here to say basically the same thing, but insinuate that the English are too smart and too decent for that.
 
2013-05-22 03:37:23 PM
False flag
 
2013-05-22 03:38:07 PM
shiat, how did I not immediately go for the Highlander angle.

StrikitRich: I'm sure mere bullets won't stop The Kurgan


You farking win, sir.
 
2013-05-22 03:38:27 PM
He used a meat cleaver. Who does he think he is? A chinese gangster?
 
2013-05-22 03:39:30 PM

weapon13: He used a meat cleaver. Who does he think he is? A chinese gangster?


Guns are hard to come by in the UK. Even their Olympic shooting team has to leave the country to practice.
 
2013-05-22 03:39:40 PM
Apologizing to the women who had to see it? How chivalrous of him. Also "Eye for an eye" was originally meant to PREVENT deaths because it was about avoiding disproportionate retribution. Good God, what an evil lunatic.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:09 PM
It's only shocking if you don't understand the world outside of your own border.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:16 PM
Smeggy Smurf: Religion of Peaces
/ftfy
 
2013-05-22 03:40:18 PM
The footage shown on the ITV website shows a man, speaking to the camera, saying: "We must fight them as they fight us. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

Well OK, if that is what you want. The UK, and its friends, have some pretty big meat cleavers of their own.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:19 PM
From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'
 
2013-05-22 03:40:23 PM
Nothing to be outraged about here, Liberals. He wasn't white and he didn't use a gun.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:32 PM
...So kick the Jews out of Occupied Palestine!
 
2013-05-22 03:40:47 PM
Another Cobra meeting will be held on Thursday morning

What a Cobra meeting might look like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 03:40:51 PM

ChipNASA: Smeggy Smurf: Religion of Peaces
/ftfy


PIECES
/ftfm
 
2013-05-22 03:40:58 PM
Time for an assault knife ban.
 
2013-05-22 03:41:02 PM
At a meeting of the government's emergency response committee, Cobra, it was decided to tighten security at Woolwich and other barracks in London

Oh, sure, put Cobra in charge. That will stop terrorism.

/knowing is half the battle
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-05-22 03:41:23 PM

RenownedCurator: Apologizing to the women who had to see it? How chivalrous of him. Also "Eye for an eye" was originally meant to PREVENT deaths because it was about avoiding disproportionate retribution. Good God, what an evil lunatic.


If you're going to have a "golden rule", someone has to inforce it.
 
2013-05-22 03:41:36 PM
Good thing they didn't have guns!

Otherwise they might have killed someone!
 
2013-05-22 03:41:46 PM
oh jesus
 
2013-05-22 03:42:07 PM
And youtube already has a video up......NSFW  NSFW   NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EROXP8JDG9M#!
 
2013-05-22 03:42:10 PM
And Jose Canseco is being investigated for sexual assault, everyone is getting head today.
 
2013-05-22 03:43:00 PM

lennavan: What a Cobra meeting might look like:


cartoonoveranalyzations.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-22 03:43:40 PM
May the police bullets have left them paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of their miserable lives.

/Can we have draw and quarter back please?
 
2013-05-22 03:43:51 PM
the real butchering was of the English language in TFA.
Who wrote that shait?
or did they just throw cut out word magnets at a screen?
That was horrible.

It's as if it was written by a monkey with a typewriter.
 
2013-05-22 03:44:10 PM
From the brilliant analysis: "The case for this being a jihadist attack, following the ideology of al-Qaeda, is compelling - even if the police won't yet say so officially."

I like how lone nutjob is now equivalent to insidious terrorist plot. I guess when you have a permanent war on an imagined political phantom, every minor crime must be part of it to encourage it's maintenance. I see the same shiat on the local news and refuse to accept this as terrorism at all.
 
2013-05-22 03:44:19 PM
Cadet solider? Is that like ROTC?
 
2013-05-22 03:44:31 PM

vernonFL: lennavan: What a Cobra meeting might look like:

[cartoonoveranalyzations.files.wordpress.com image 400x308]


l.yimg.com
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-05-22 03:44:35 PM

YoOjo: From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'


t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 03:44:51 PM
"I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same.

In your land women have to deal with a lot worse.
 
2013-05-22 03:44:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 03:45:06 PM
And exactly WHERE was Obama?  Doing nothing...AGAIN!
 
2013-05-22 03:45:16 PM

Beerguy: And youtube already has a video up......NSFW  NSFW   NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EROXP8JDG9M#!


Ah damn, after watching that video I feel bad for farkin around in the thread.

/It wasn't really that NSFW though.
 
2013-05-22 03:45:27 PM
The Brits are working with Cobra and then calling other people terrorists?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 03:46:09 PM
Still in denial about the death cult? How many more do they have to kill before people will wake up to the threat this death cult brings with it?
 
2013-05-22 03:46:20 PM
damn you rightwing religious nuts.

do as that rightwing nut did in notre dame instead.

/Meanwhile in Florida, some guy still recovering after a bath-salts-head ate part of his face.
//whars the outrage of terrorism from the war on drugs!
 
2013-05-22 03:46:25 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: It's only shocking if you don't understand the world outside of your own border.


Wait, what?
 
2013-05-22 03:46:42 PM

YoOjo: From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'


Thank you.
That actually read better than TFA.
I see what happened now.

Couple of flipped out druggies whacked a random person and got shot for their assholiness.
Good shoot.
 
2013-05-22 03:46:43 PM

Fade2black: Nothing to be outraged about here, Liberals. He wasn't white and he didn't use a gun.


Crawl back under your rock.
 
2013-05-22 03:46:54 PM
Hm.  Presbyterians?
 
2013-05-22 03:47:32 PM

Fade2black: Nothing to be outraged about here, Liberals. He wasn't white and he didn't use a gun.


2/10.  You'll get some nibbles.
 
2013-05-22 03:48:43 PM
At the risk of being all Yahoo Comment-like I will not comment
 
2013-05-22 03:49:20 PM

lockers: From the brilliant analysis: "The case for this being a jihadist attack, following the ideology of al-Qaeda, is compelling - even if the police won't yet say so officially."

I like how lone nutjob is now equivalent to insidious terrorist plot. I guess when you have a permanent war on an imagined political phantom, every minor crime must be part of it to encourage it's maintenance. I see the same shiat on the local news and refuse to accept this as terrorism at all.


www.vote29.com
 
2013-05-22 03:49:32 PM

gadian: James!: "strong indications that it is a terrorist incident"

Aw, I'm sorry. You didn't say "terrorist act" that'll be 9 months of scandal.

Came here to say basically the same thing, but insinuate that the English are too smart and too decent for that.


Yes, too smart and too decent.  Right.  Followed UK politics at all?  Ever watched Prime Minister's Questions?
 
2013-05-22 03:49:47 PM

vudukungfu: YoOjo: From Twitter user Boya Dee -

 'Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

'Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

'Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.'

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

'People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we've had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

'Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it... They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting...

'Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

'The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

'Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off... Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

'These times i was just going to the shop for some fruit and veg and i see all that!'

Thank you.
That actually read better than TFA.
I see what happened now.

Couple of flipped out druggies whacked a random person and got shot for their assholiness.
Good shoot.


hey, no sweat, been waiting a while for a thread so I could post that, eyewitness reports aren't always any better than news company releases but in this case it mentions a few things that are still being unreported, such as it being a beheading.
Friends in London are worried about a night of rioting now.
 
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