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(The New York Times)   An underground nightclub in a rooftop water tower   (nytimes.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-22 03:58:32 PM
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2013-05-22 04:54:15 PM
5 votes:

FlashHarry: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x172]


New York's hottest club is called "The Night Heron."  Located in an empty water tower in Chelsea, this club has everything: mold, tiny pianos doubling as tables, a two-man polka band suspended from the ceiling, rickety ladders, and look, is that Hugh Laurie?  No, it's a unshaved hobo brought in to drink all your brandy.
2013-05-22 03:59:05 PM
4 votes:
This place has everything: cholos, puke people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, and entire room of puppets doing karate.
2013-05-22 03:27:53 PM
4 votes:
If only they weren't so exclusive.
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2013-05-22 04:57:33 PM
3 votes:
I used to be into this club but now it's too mainstream.  The ones I go to now are much more obscure.
2013-05-22 07:20:52 PM
2 votes:
These guys aren't sure it's a good idea:
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2013-05-22 05:42:04 PM
2 votes:
Caroline and Michael Ventura, a married couple, arrived for the next seating. There were three per night, each lasting an hour and a half. Mr. Ventura said a friend had arrived at his office unannounced to give him the watch. "He placed it on to my desk, looked at me and said, 'I will answer no questions.'" On the way over, Mr. Ventura and his wife wondered where the night might lead: Someplace underground? Some sort of sex club? "But, I suppose this is nice, too," Mr. Ventura said with a sigh as he zipped closed a backpack holding three boxes of condoms, a 24" double ended dildo, and an economy-size bottle of Anal-ese.
2013-05-22 04:56:28 PM
2 votes:

preppyop:

probably in chicago thinking ferris is a richous dude


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2013-05-22 04:56:26 PM
2 votes:
And when I got there, this dude in a lawn chair was pinching the air, and saying, "I'm squishing your head"
2013-05-22 04:49:14 PM
2 votes:
What?!?!?  Someone is smoking a cigarette in NY!!

/Would love to crop dust in there.
2013-05-22 08:00:46 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-22 07:37:07 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-22 07:23:01 PM
1 votes:

glassbottomboatcaptain: calm like a bomb: I used to be into this club but now it's too mainstream.  The ones I go to now are much more obscure.

Obscure clubs are so mainstream...


Not this new one.  I lock myself in a gun safe and chant Hebrew psalms to myself while drinking mango/raspberry/wheatgrass/elephant dung- infused vodka.  There is no password, because it's only me.  You'd be amazed how many people want to get in.  I have "Village Voice" reporters outside my walk up in Williamsburg begging to do an article every morning when I leave for work.  It's a little embarrassing to be so popular.
2013-05-22 06:15:46 PM
1 votes:
The Heron's architect was N.D. Austin, a 31-year-old unemployable known for what he calls "trespass theater." "It's about making the unpretentious and sufferable pretentious and unsufferable," he said of his philosophy.
2013-05-22 06:01:02 PM
1 votes:
wake me up when they book Great White.
2013-05-22 05:45:45 PM
1 votes:
Chapter III, Atlas Shrugged.
2013-05-22 05:28:19 PM
1 votes:

pe_md: reillan:

New York's hottest club is called "The Night Heron."  Located in an empty water tower in Chelsea, this club has everything: mold, tiny pianos doubling as tables, a two-man polka band suspended from the ceiling, rickety ladders, and look, is that Hugh Laurie?  No, it's a unshaved hobo brought in to drink all your brandy.

I "read" that in Stefon's voice.



....a nightclub "located in a haunted synagogue... a creation of Italian reggae singer, Rasta Primavera. This place has everything: brooms, scrunchies, screwheads, a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali....
2013-05-22 05:19:05 PM
1 votes:
The owners?

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/not a rooftop-, but meh
2013-05-22 05:17:49 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-22 04:54:44 PM
1 votes:

Headso: Sybarite: This place has everything: cholos, puke people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, and entire room of puppets doing karate.

yeah but where are the the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads?


probably in chicago thinking ferris is a richous dude
2013-05-22 04:52:30 PM
1 votes:
Looks like a cool joint. Too bad about the hipster infestation though.
2013-05-22 04:21:56 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: Why do I feel like getting a SawsAll and cutting down one of the legs of that water tower?  I don't think much of value would be lost.

/Except maybe whatever it landed on on the street below.


I don't know.  I'm not sure why the idea of people having a good time gets you all homicidal, but I think there's medication for that.
2013-05-22 04:07:58 PM
1 votes:
Came for Stefon, leaving satisfied.
2013-05-22 03:38:18 PM
1 votes:
Why do I feel like getting a SawsAll and cutting down one of the legs of that water tower?  I don't think much of value would be lost.

/Except maybe whatever it landed on on the street below.
 
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