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(The New York Times)   An underground nightclub in a rooftop water tower   ( divider line
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10840 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2013 at 4:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-22 06:20:27 PM  
The exclusive club in my basement that im only allowed in with the music I like sometimes gets boring. Good for this hipster douche and his creative ideas. I bet they have good times.
2013-05-22 06:32:26 PM  
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Well, that's all there is to say about that.
2013-05-22 06:45:05 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: The owners?

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/not a rooftop-, but meh

Came for an Animaniacs reference. Leaving satisfied.
2013-05-22 07:11:12 PM  
Sounds like a Ninja Turtles playset.
2013-05-22 07:20:52 PM  
These guys aren't sure it's a good idea:
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2013-05-22 07:21:50 PM  
god new york is a hell hole, the entire damned city is like living on a submarine
2013-05-22 07:23:01 PM  

glassbottomboatcaptain: calm like a bomb: I used to be into this club but now it's too mainstream.  The ones I go to now are much more obscure.

Obscure clubs are so mainstream...

Not this new one.  I lock myself in a gun safe and chant Hebrew psalms to myself while drinking mango/raspberry/wheatgrass/elephant dung- infused vodka.  There is no password, because it's only me.  You'd be amazed how many people want to get in.  I have "Village Voice" reporters outside my walk up in Williamsburg begging to do an article every morning when I leave for work.  It's a little embarrassing to be so popular.
2013-05-22 07:37:07 PM  
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2013-05-22 08:04:13 PM  

mrswood: robbiex0r: Hate all you want, that looks and sounds like a great time.

I wonder how they monetized it. Was buying the watches at the end of the night very expensive, or did they try to break even on the booze. So many logistical questions.


I first saw this shed for rent on Airbnb. That would explain why it only opens on the weekend. Mon-Fri couple hundred a night I think. I tried looking for the listing briefly but you can't "search" by key words, gotta go through the whole list...
2013-05-22 09:23:28 PM  
If it's in a rooftop water tower, it's pretty much the opposite of "underground" amirite?
2013-05-22 09:33:43 PM  
New location of Amy's Baking Company.
2013-05-22 10:17:29 PM  
This whole article is a setup for an episode of Law & Order SVU, isn't it?
2013-05-22 10:20:45 PM  

Macular Degenerate: This whole article is a setup for an episode of Law & Order SVU, isn't it?

Actually, either they or Castle just did the "body found in rooftop water tower" thing.
2013-05-23 12:02:02 AM  

gaslight: get a booze licence

I have spotted the problem. Good luck with this part in NYC.
2013-05-23 04:10:23 AM  
New York's hottest new club is hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh.
Located in a carton of spoiled nectarines in the trash bin at the Greenmarket in Union Square, it's got everything. Molly bolts. Art gum erasers. Carpatho-Ruthenian midgets. Playing shuffleboard. With Andrea Mitchell as the puck.

Aw shiat, I can't do this.
2013-05-23 09:35:36 AM  

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2013-05-23 10:31:36 AM  
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Fark it, I can't even do THIS.
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