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(Boston Magazine)   Darth Maul lobster found; Disney sues for licensing rights   (bostonmagazine.com) divider line 43
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2013-05-22 01:24:54 PM  
 
2013-05-22 01:47:34 PM  
I ain't seein it, cook him.
 
2013-05-22 01:48:11 PM  
Another compelling character killed off too early. Joins the Boba Fett crab
 
2013-05-22 01:49:14 PM  
It's Calico Lobster. Supposedly one in 30 million come out like this. The blue ones or the half-n-half are cooler.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-05-22 01:50:12 PM  
This doesn't seem kosher.
 
2013-05-22 01:51:00 PM  
May the forks be with you.
 
2013-05-22 01:51:13 PM  

zerkalo: Another compelling character killed off too early. Joins the Boba Fett crab


Boba Fett crab isn't dead, and will probably appear in Entree VII.
 
2013-05-22 01:51:25 PM  
He has the cutest little cousin right here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse  i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 01:53:26 PM  
That dude totally fondled both lobsters.  He's bilobstersexual.
 
2013-05-22 01:53:47 PM  
The force is strong with this one
 
2013-05-22 01:54:56 PM  
I see butter in his future.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:09 PM  
It's Not News. It's Dinner.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:47 PM  
What a Darth Lobster Maul might look like
static6.depositphotos.com
 
2013-05-22 01:57:20 PM  
No it really doesn't
 
2013-05-22 01:58:22 PM  
The more you tighten your grip, Crustarkean, the more lemon butter will slip through your fingers.
 
2013-05-22 02:05:01 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: The more you tighten your grip, Crustarkean, the more lemon butter will slip through your fingers.


Lol
 
2013-05-22 02:05:20 PM  
He mentioned the coloring mutation but not the deformed claw.  Or is it not deformed?
 
2013-05-22 02:09:29 PM  
eh..kinda pushing it
but hey, I'll take it with some hot butter
 
2013-05-22 02:24:38 PM  
Slow Fark day?
 
2013-05-22 02:38:25 PM  
That's racist.

End Iridonian discrimination.
 
2013-05-22 02:43:01 PM  
oh hai guys...  o/
 
2013-05-22 03:04:18 PM  
Those aren't genitilia, asshole, they're swimmerets.
 
2013-05-22 03:13:01 PM  
Darth who?

/those movies didn't happen
 
2013-05-22 03:15:39 PM  
Kill it with fire!

Serve it with butter!
 
2013-05-22 03:16:53 PM  
What it really needs

First...
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Then use these
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com


Then a bunch of this

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-05-22 03:22:54 PM  
mmmmm, lobster is going on sale this weekend!
 
2013-05-22 03:29:39 PM  

FooDog: It's Calico Lobster. Supposedly one in 30 million come out like this. The blue ones or the half-n-half are cooler.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 576x442]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Intrigued by the half-n-half lobster.
 
2013-05-22 03:30:29 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: The more you tighten your grip, Crustarkean, the more lemon butter will slip through your fingers.


I find your lack of lemon disturbing.
 
2013-05-22 03:34:27 PM  
 
2013-05-22 03:50:40 PM  
What? Somebody didn't see Jesus?
 
2013-05-22 03:58:53 PM  
A mantis shrimp would kick both their asses
 
2013-05-22 04:01:01 PM  

FooDog: It's Calico Lobster. Supposedly one in 30 million come out like this. The blue ones or the half-n-half are cooler.


The half-n-half reminds me of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU

=Smidge=
 
2013-05-22 04:19:55 PM  

ciberido: FooDog: It's Calico Lobster. Supposedly one in 30 million come out like this. The blue ones or the half-n-half are cooler.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 576x442]

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 700x530]
Intrigued by the half-n-half lobster.


But he is red on the right side and black on the left? surely you can see.
BOIL HIM!
 
2013-05-22 04:21:51 PM  
30 comments and nobody's mentioned he doesn't look like Darth Maul, but just any other generic Zabrak? Especially since the red/black patterning on Zabraks can vary widely?

/lvl 37 zabrak operative
//srs bsnss
 
2013-05-22 04:50:58 PM  

ciberido: FooDog: It's Calico Lobster. Supposedly one in 30 million come out like this. The blue ones or the half-n-half are cooler.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 576x442]

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 700x530]
Intrigued by the half-n-half lobster.


Damn you! I was going to go with a more subtle reference by asking if the half-n-half ones sometimes came with colors reversed, and the two kinds hated each other...
 
2013-05-22 05:05:37 PM  
Under the Sea!
 
2013-05-22 05:23:03 PM  
I saw a Darth Maul duck once down in Mexico. But phones didn't have cameras back then, and there was no  Instagram/Facebook/Fark. I showed it to my wife. She thought it was neat.

Yes, I have no point. Shut up.
 
2013-05-22 05:23:53 PM  
DO NOT gis sexy darth maul

/sorry
 
2013-05-22 06:03:49 PM  
Not Darth Maul.  I immediately thought of District 9.

cdn.unrealitymag.com
 
2013-05-22 07:08:21 PM  
Wasn't there a similar story with the same headline a few years ago?
I spend too much time here.
 
2013-05-22 07:25:41 PM  
"Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?"
 
2013-05-22 08:57:01 PM  
That isn't even the same color combination. WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-05-23 03:29:49 AM  
Show me on your carapace where the fisherman touched you.
 
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