Tumunga: That's like saying mud's not dirt, or ice cream doesn't have bones.
Ostman: thismomentinblackhistory: I_Am_Weasel: Prilla (above, leftI repeat above, left) is 32. *32* That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.Woah. I'm 31 and just got carded fr cigarettes.*clicks profile*Ha. You definitely shouldn't have gotten that pint without ID.I assume the pic was taken when you just turned 21?
4seasons85!: Thread jack: I accidently walked out of a 7-11 yesterday without paying for my soda. They caught me and I felt like a dolt.End of cool story.
drjekel_mrhyde: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.This. I seen many dealer beat crackheads just for doing that
Cold_Sassy: Jument: A few months ago found a vendor selling ink cartridges for my Canon inkjet for $2 a cartridge. I shiat you not. The printer is getting pretty old so I figured it would give them a try and if they farked up the printer I'd just buy a new one. Amazingly, they actually work great. I've printed a few photos and they look as good as with the old ones and no problems so far. I'm farking gobsmacked.Re TFA: yeah, you know you're irreversibly farked when you risk prison and death for $37.Is that vendor local? If available online, I'd be pleased to have that information ;)
12349876: justanotherfarkinfarker: Why wouldn't you steal a good printer? I mean if you are gonna steal why not go big.my only guessbigger = harder to carry
SoupJohnB: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: SoupJohnB: Some Bass Playing Guy: Man, Joe Walsh and Eric Clapton have sure fell on hard times.I *hate* the farking Eagles, Man!/But don't be dissin' EC, man//Bass player, tooI hate people who LIKEd the Eagles but since they want to be cool like the Dude, have to hate them.You know you love the EaglesWell, of course I do. The Duderino (or just Dude, if you're into that brevity thing) did, too./he was just being
what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?yeah but replacement toner is $175
Loren: 12349876: justanotherfarkinfarker: Why wouldn't you steal a good printer? I mean if you are gonna steal why not go big.my only guessbigger = harder to carryYup. An el-cheapo printer would be a lot easier to steal. I've got a decent color laser all-in-one here--it's big enough that I had to take it out of the box to get it home.Tumunga: That's like saying mud's not dirt, or ice cream doesn't have bones.While the purpose is the same the technologies are very different. One very important aspect is that toner is a *POWDER*--there's no issue of drying out. When you buy a laser cartridge that's good for say 2000 pages you can expect to actually get 2000 pages out of it whether you print them all out that day or print a page a day for years.
coeyagi: Further proof that the South is on the verge of rising again.
SlothB77: Mr. Coffee Nerves:One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.steal the printer. sell the printer for meth money. buy more meth.
Kornchex: Skank skank skank skank skank![blogs.amctv.com image 560x330]
Medic Zero: coeyagi: Further proof that the South is on the verge of rising again.Nice!
hardinparamedic: Medic Zero: coeyagi: Further proof that the South is on the verge of rising again.Nice!My south will rise, again and again and again!Mass media won't tell you this. You gotta look to the bloggers.
SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?
ButtercupKitteh: cops get to take home their guns -and- randomly spike strips now? well then.
If you like these links, you'll love
More Fark for your buck
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Feb 21 2018 14:44:02
Runtime: 0.389 sec (388 ms)