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(WWL)   Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots)   (wwl.com) divider line 126
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2013-05-22 12:28:04 PM
You can get a printer for $37 now?
 
2013-05-22 12:28:11 PM
imgsrv.wwl.com

Prilla (above, leftI repeat  above, left) is 32.   *32*  That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.
 
2013-05-22 12:30:47 PM
The Methocrats.
 
2013-05-22 12:33:43 PM
cinedork.com
 
2013-05-22 12:34:01 PM

SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?


yeah but replacement toner is $175
 
2013-05-22 12:45:11 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and presume that these people are unfamiliar with the concept of a cost/benefit ratio.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:39 PM
Man, Joe Walsh and Eric Clapton have sure fell on hard times.
 
2013-05-22 12:50:27 PM

what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175


Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge
 
2013-05-22 12:55:11 PM
One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.
 
2013-05-22 12:56:22 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Prilla (above, leftI repeat  above, left) is 32.   *32*  That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.


Woah. I'm 31 and just got carded fr cigarettes.
 
2013-05-22 12:57:04 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.


Business cards - they were gonna staple 'em to the baggies, but then Johnny Law had to get involved.
 
2013-05-22 01:07:01 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.


Probably wanted to print out and double check their Mensa applications before they sent them in.
 
2013-05-22 01:11:45 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I_Am_Weasel: Prilla (above, leftI repeat  above, left) is 32.   *32*  That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.

Woah. I'm 31 and just got carded fr cigarettes.


I'm blessed, I guess, with a baby face. If I shaved off all of my facial hair, I'd probably get carded in bars every time.
 
2013-05-22 02:16:33 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.


They probably wanted to get one of them 3D printers to print up some pipes
 
2013-05-22 02:19:28 PM
If they didn't try to steal the printer, they'd still have their meth and pot.
 
2013-05-22 02:20:45 PM
"Prilla Coslett (above, left) is charged with aggravated flight from an officer, resisting by flight, theft of goods under $500"

Definitely no ink in the printer they stole...

/if it was color ink, it'd be grand theft
 
2013-05-22 02:21:12 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.


Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.
 
2013-05-22 02:21:51 PM
They were going to print money.
 
2013-05-22 02:22:17 PM
The "woman" looks like Bubbles from Sunnyvale without his glasses.
 
2013-05-22 02:22:55 PM
Why wouldn't you steal a good printer? I mean if you are gonna steal why not go big.
 
2013-05-22 02:23:43 PM
They were watching a TLC special on 3D printers.

"We can print our own meth!"

And hilarity ensues.
 
2013-05-22 02:23:44 PM

Hebjamn: The "woman" looks like Bubbles from Sunnyvale without his glasses.


Hmmm....

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 02:23:48 PM
Damn 3d printers.  Making everyone think that all printers even 37 dollar ones can make a house or gun
 
2013-05-22 02:24:40 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Why wouldn't you steal a good printer? I mean if you are gonna steal why not go big.


my only guess

bigger = harder to carry
 
2013-05-22 02:25:14 PM

Donnchadha: what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175

Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge


That's what I do. Since a print cartridge usualy lasts me about a year (I use work for most of my printing needs!) I just pick up a loss leader HP or Brother on a black friday sale, and then sell the old printer sans ink for 25 bucks on craigslist. This process has worked quite well over the past few years.
 
2013-05-22 02:25:53 PM
For those of you still wondering why they stole a printer:

Inkjet and Laser printer have  compounds known as nitropyrenes and trinitrofluorene and although they are rarely used these days, they have hallucinogenic properties

This is a huge problem in middle-upper class teenagers in Mexico. To buy toner in Mexico you have to show your IFE card (voting registration card with picture)

Ask any mexican acquaintance and they will probably get emotional as they are very likely to have a family member affected by toner addiction
 
2013-05-22 02:25:57 PM
THey need to make ridiculous meth nonsense an ongoing theme in the upcoming GTA.
 
2013-05-22 02:26:42 PM

Donnchadha: what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175

Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge


Yeah but many new printers now come with "starter" ink cartridges that hold just enough to print out the test page and a little more. They caught on.

/Estimates vary, but a quick google search shows that printer ink can be at least $8000/gal.
 
2013-05-22 02:26:46 PM
Officials say when the husband(above, right)
Glad they cleared that up.
With meth, you sometimes cannot tell.
 
2013-05-22 02:27:00 PM

SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?


I got one all in one for $35 with color ink form Walmart years back
/Ink lasted two weeks
 
2013-05-22 02:27:35 PM
Why the hell is an off duty (heh, duty) cop cruising around with spike strips?
 
2013-05-22 02:27:43 PM
They should have just let them flee. They would have come back anyway after couple days to steal some cartridges. And then they could charge them with something more valuable. Charge for a $37 printer will not go far, but $370 cartridge will.
 
2013-05-22 02:28:23 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Inkjet and Laser printer have compounds known as nitropyrenes and trinitrofluorene and although they are rarely used these days, they have hallucinogenic properties

This is a huge problem in middle-upper class teenagers in Mexico. To buy toner in Mexico you have to show your IFE card (voting registration card with picture)

Ask any mexican acquaintance and they will probably get emotional as they are very likely to have a family member affected by toner addiction


This really IS why we can't have nice things.  :(
 
2013-05-22 02:28:50 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 02:29:02 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.


This. I seen many dealer beat crackheads just for doing that
 
2013-05-22 02:29:27 PM
Some Bass Playing Guy:  If I shaved off all of my facial hair...

If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.

/got nothin
 
2013-05-22 02:29:53 PM

Donnchadha: Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge


Not really. The ink with the new printer is only about 20% full
 
2013-05-22 02:30:05 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: trinitrofluorene


That's tape head cleaner, and you do not want to inhale that.
 
2013-05-22 02:30:22 PM

Donnchadha: what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175

Which is why when you run out of ink, it's cheaper to buy a new printer than buy a new ink cartridge


true this. WallyMart has sweet Canon models dirt cheap. the more i save, the more methKrack i can buy!
 
2013-05-22 02:30:46 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.


steal the printer.  sell the printer for meth money.  buy more meth.
 
2013-05-22 02:31:26 PM
www.googlecover.com
 
2013-05-22 02:33:18 PM
Toner abuse? The Googles say nothing....
 
2013-05-22 02:33:49 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.

This. I seen many dealer beat crackheads just for doing that


May I suggest you find a new neighborhood to live in/cruise?
 
2013-05-22 02:35:02 PM

what_now: SlothB77: You can get a printer for $37 now?

yeah but replacement toner is $175


And it stops working after less than a 100 pages are printed. Had to replace toner at 75pp
 
2013-05-22 02:35:07 PM
they thought it was a 3d printer to make more meth.
 
2013-05-22 02:35:27 PM
Imagine just walking down the street and a bag of MJ comes flying out the window of a car and lands at your feet and the car keeps going.
 
2013-05-22 02:35:49 PM
'Prilla'??  Mom couldn't spell Priscilla?
 
2013-05-22 02:36:05 PM

I_Am_Weasel: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x375]

Prilla (above, leftI repeat  above, left) is 32.   *32*  That's methed up, yeth thir-re-bob.



The last time she saw 32 was 1932.

/shamelessly stolen
 
2013-05-22 02:36:18 PM
Two people capable of flight. Amazing.
 
2013-05-22 02:36:34 PM

Jacob_Roberson: drjekel_mrhyde: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help wonder what these two wanted to print.

Counterfeit bills, most likely to pay for their habit...or get themselves shot by their dealer if he's paying attention.

This. I seen many dealer beat crackheads just for doing that

May I suggest you find a new neighborhood to live in/cruise?


Or he could, you know, quit using. I know how hard it can be, I've seen Trainspotting.
 
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