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(Newser)   Partying with Bieber? Sign crazy waiver that includes if you tweet, blog, text message, or otherwise talk about the party in any way, shape, or form, you owe the Biebs $5 million   (newser.com) divider line 55
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2013-05-22 12:36:47 PM  
So he's a Scientologist?
 
2013-05-22 12:41:14 PM  
What happens in Bieber stays in Bieber.
 
2013-05-22 12:41:21 PM  
Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?
 
2013-05-22 12:43:05 PM  
Maybe, the $5 mill means he is almost definitly hiding something...
 
2013-05-22 12:43:17 PM  
But if you kill him you owe him nothing!
 
2013-05-22 12:44:38 PM  

jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?


This

Look up choad in the Wikipedia and there's his pic.  (give me a second before checking....)
 
2013-05-22 12:45:12 PM  
-10 for actually using the term "the Biebs"
 
2013-05-22 12:45:44 PM  
Notice it doesn't say you can't punch him.
 
2013-05-22 12:46:54 PM  
Solid as a hold harmless clause.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:39 PM  
By signing the form, you also acknowledge that some of the party activities are "potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained," because you risk "minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death."

So, it's either a massive BDSM orgy or he forces you to do a CrossFit session.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:40 PM  

sjmcc13: Maybe, the $5 mill means he is almost definitly hiding something...


Meh, it can't be anything too crazy.  If it were, some tabloid would scrape up the money to scoop it.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:52 PM  

jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?


Self-indulged fark-tard that he is, I would still go if the booze and dope are free and plenty, then I would go and blab to anyone who would listen, what do I care, can't get blood from a stone(r).
 
2013-05-22 12:48:06 PM  

jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?


Underage girls.....
 
2013-05-22 12:48:19 PM  
People should post fake outlandish tweets about the bieber parties, just for shiats and giggles.
 
2013-05-22 12:52:08 PM  

jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?


Until a few months ago I'd say because Selena Gomez might show up.
 
2013-05-22 12:57:17 PM  
Because when they're done gang-farking the hobo in the Taylor Swift wig, they use the promised can of Dinty Moore to kill him?
 
2013-05-22 12:58:18 PM  
Who would want to party with him that is 18 and over?  Because the last I heard, minors cannot sign contracts nor be held to them.  So I hope some 16 year old goes to his parties, takes tons of pictures, posts them online, and see what Bieb's will try to do.
 
2013-05-22 12:59:11 PM  

sjmcc13: jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?

Underage girls.....


i1247.photobucket.com

Hopes there will be pudding.......
 
2013-05-22 01:00:13 PM  
Can we get him early admission to the 27 Club?  I don't think I can wait eight years.

/ thought he'd have flashed out of the pan by now
 
2013-05-22 01:01:08 PM  
I would say that some one really needs to slap the shiat out of him, but OMG what a huge pile of shiat that would create
 
2013-05-22 01:01:26 PM  
Lee's_Austin:

So, it's either a massive BDSM orgy...

Oh please,  he only recently discovered his peepee and is now learning what to do with it. The privacy waiver is to ensure the public doesn't know how laughably inadequate he is.
 
2013-05-22 01:02:14 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: sjmcc13: jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?

Underage girls.....

[i1247.photobucket.com image 410x479]

Hopes there will be pudding.......


Is that Luna Lovegood?

/My Ax!
 
2013-05-22 01:02:21 PM  

xoxo: Lee's_Austin:

So, it's either a massive BDSM orgy...

Oh please,  he only recently discovered his peepee and is now learning what to do with it. The privacy waiver is to ensure the public doesn't know how laughably inadequate he is.


Fair.
 
2013-05-22 01:02:40 PM  

Brick-House: I would say that some one really needs to slap the shiat out of him, but OMG what a huge pile of shiat that would create


How many courics is that?  He would like to know:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-22 01:09:27 PM  

Dinobot: People should post fake outlandish tweets about the bieber parties, just for shiats and giggles.


Your newsletter, Sir.
 
2013-05-22 01:14:35 PM  
Sure Ill sign it. Chuck U Farley and I live on 1060 west addison in Chicago come find me lawyers.
 
2013-05-22 01:21:41 PM  

groppet: Sure Ill sign it. Chuck U Farley and I live on 1060 west addison in Chicago come find me lawyers.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 01:44:04 PM  
So you don't discuss all the gay sex going on at the parties?  Everyone already figures that's what is going on anyway, so who cares.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:11 PM  

SpectroBoy: jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?

This

Look up choad in the Wikipedia and there's his pic.  (give me a second before checking....)


Ok, its been like an hour and it says that does not exist.
 
2013-05-22 01:58:52 PM  
Why all the hate?

Is it so hard to just accept the fact that he's a talented and successful singer/songwriter and wish him well in his career?
 
2013-05-22 02:14:01 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Why all the hate?

Is it so hard to just accept the fact that he's a talented and successful singer/songwriter and wish him well in his career?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 02:15:44 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Why all the hate?

Is it so hard to just accept the fact that he's a talented and successful singer/songwriter and wish him well in his career?


-100/10
 
2013-05-22 02:29:34 PM  
This kid is going to end up like Leif Garrett: In a gutter with a heroin needle in his arm.
 
2013-05-22 02:56:33 PM  
"This kid is going to end up like Leif Garrett: In a gutter with a heroin needle in his arm."One can only hope.
 
2013-05-22 03:00:28 PM  
You know how to tell if they're not your friends?  If you have them sign a waiver before they can come to your parties.
 
2013-05-22 03:06:14 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: sjmcc13: jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?

Underage girls.....

[i1247.photobucket.com image 410x479]

Hopes there will be pudding.......


Skeksis food.
 
2013-05-22 03:20:51 PM  
And then I kicked his ass... Now I'm a Bieb-Beater!

/seriously, fark that little brat
//never paid any dues
 
2013-05-22 03:31:45 PM  

Supercampion: "This kid is going to end up like Leif Garrett: In a gutter with a heroin needle in his arm."One can only hope.


I vote for being crapped out the bottom of the gay porn industry and addicted to meth for him.

doesnt strike me as a herion guy. More like a gay meth head
 
2013-05-22 03:33:03 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: This kid is going to end up like Leif Garrett: In a gutter with a heroin needle in his arm.


As will the next Leif Beiber who comes along, after this one's 15 minutes are up.

Personally I think they are grown in a lab somewhere.
 
2013-05-22 03:33:26 PM  
I wonder how long it will take for TruTV to sign him as a 'World's Dumbest' commentator?
 
2013-05-22 03:51:05 PM  
How to win friends and influence people.
 
2013-05-22 04:08:27 PM  

Dinobot: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: sjmcc13: jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?

Underage girls.....

[i1247.photobucket.com image 410x479]

Hopes there will be pudding.......

Is that Luna Lovegood?

/My Ax!


While everyone was all over Emma Watson in the Harry Potter movies, I always had more of a thing for Luna in the movies. I cant put my finger on why exactly.

 blogs.miaminewtimes.com
\I'll take a seat.
 
2013-05-22 05:50:37 PM  
roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-22 06:45:28 PM  

jpo2269: Why would anyone want to party with that self-indulged fark-tard?


He's a rich loser who is so desperate for attention that he'll spend tons of money just so you'll hang around him, including letting you borrow (and wreck) his $150k sports car.

If you're a shallow asshole who enjoys mooching off shallow rich people (it's easier to put up with shallow asshole rich people when they're buying you all the $1200 dollar bottles of wine you can drink and all the high priced whores you can bang).
 
2013-05-22 07:37:47 PM  
it all boils down to: if you walk into the room when some guy or transexual is banging him in his arse, you will not say a thing.

/I say give him the 5 million after you sell the video from your cell phone of the act for 20 million
 
2013-05-22 07:40:47 PM  

tmcottle: it all boils down to: if you walk into the room when some guy or transexual is banging him in his arse, you will not say a thing.

/I say give him the 5 million after you sell the video from your cell phone of the act for 20 million


That's actually a solid business plan.
 
2013-05-22 07:57:49 PM  

Supercampion: [roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 400x500]


I love The Rock!  Does anyone have the original picture of that?
 
2013-05-22 07:59:23 PM  

sjmcc13: Maybe, the $5 mill means he is almost definitly hiding something...


It isn't unheard of for celebrities to do this. It actually seems like common sense to me if you care anything at all about enjoying your own party without worry. He most def has something to hide. He probably does lines of coke and bath salts off that Little Whatshisname guy's dick. Whatever that frakup's name is that keeps crashing Beib's cars.
 
2013-05-22 08:04:12 PM  

HighZoolander: What happens in Bieber stays in Bieber.


That makes for a messy messy Bieber.

/couldn't pay me enough to change those sheets.
 
2013-05-22 08:51:17 PM  

Brick-House: I would say that some one really needs to slap the shiat out of him, but OMG what a huge pile of shiat that would create



Yoink! Stealing that..
 
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