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2013-05-22 09:45:36 PM  

shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.


He's the murmmers dragon
 
2013-05-22 09:54:42 PM  

Girion47: ShadowKamui: Girion47: ShadowKamui: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise

There's also the fact that Bloodraven is still alive, true he's got a tree up his ass, but he's there in the north with Bran.  I think Aegon is not a real dragon.

Technically GRRM hasn't said who Cold Hands is yet, just that he used to be in the Nights Watch (yes I know who he probably is)

I wasn't referring to Cold Hands, I'm referring to the guy Coldhands takes Bran to, in the rooty tunnel place.

Bloodraven


That was more of a technically Coldhands could be a Targaryen.

Yeah tree butt is that Bran
 
2013-05-23 05:38:40 AM  
I don't care what anyone says. Arya is hot!
 
2013-05-23 08:08:21 AM  

legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?


I'm assuming Whore Island.
 
2013-05-23 12:08:07 PM  
I miss Spartacus
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my cock is magic!
 
2013-05-23 12:29:28 PM  

legion_of_doo: shortymac: Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out

Hahaha. Yeah, I'm about 99.999999% positive that my wife became a fan of Game of Thrones because of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, even if Jaime was banging his sister. That guy is gorgeous, and I say that as a straight guy.

I don't see anything on his IMDb filmography that would include something as over the top as Spartacus, though.


It's them Danish Viking genes.

My school had a bunch of Danish Exchange Students and they all we're gorgeous.

If my hubby ever dies I'm going hubby shopping there.
 
2013-05-23 12:54:55 PM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c84374230" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c8 4374230">shortymac: Tax Boy: legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.

[i.imgur.com image 640x464]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x420]

Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out

He was in Oblivion too.
 
2013-05-23 12:58:18 PM  

sleeps in trees: shortymac: Esc7: shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.

I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender

I'm sorry, it does come from personal experience.

When my handicapped brother was born my Grandma was upset that my Parents decided to name him "Dad's Name, Jr.", saying that honor should be reserved for the next normal son. She also suggested that we send him to a home.

Then seeing how society treats my brother:

-School districts that just saw him as a money machine and didn't care about his care.
-Bullies treating him like a punching bag
-School Admins that said "Well, if he wasn't so weird he wouldn't get picked on". HE'S HANDICAPPED ...


Hug. Thank you!

I love you too! :)
 
2013-05-23 01:00:38 PM  

nocturnal001: http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c84374230" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c8 4374230">shortymac: Tax Boy: legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.

[i.imgur.com image 640x464]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x420]

Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out
He was in Oblivion too.


Yes but does he get naked???

I saw his butt on GoT and now I must complete the picture.

/Maybe he's done porn
 
2013-05-23 01:53:10 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!


She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.
 
2013-05-23 02:12:05 PM  

shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.


LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most critically, if Aerys is Jon's father, then Jon's not the Targ heir (he'd be behind his older brother Viserys, presuming legitimacy, which is another issue). When Aerys and Rahegar are dead the KG vows require that they attend to the king, which would be Viserys. They don't, instead leaving Viserys to his own devices and staying at the TOJ. The only reason they would do that - and remember, they gave a long speech about the importance of their oaths just before dying - is that the King is still there.

/I'm going to pre-emptively note that the Targs historically practiced Polygamy; Rhaegar took Lyanna as his (second) wife. It is the only plausible explanation as to why the KG don't go to Viserys.
//Without Willas Tyrell the series is really lacking.
 
2013-05-23 02:54:12 PM  

Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most crit ...


Dany:

-Brought Dragons back into the world
-Was born amidst smoke and salt (Dragonstone during a battle)
-Reborn under the bleeding star
 
2013-05-23 03:01:46 PM  

shortymac: Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned cou ...


you left out

-boring as shiat.
 
2013-05-23 03:11:24 PM  

Girion47: shortymac: Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his ...


No one's chapters are boring! Just desperately in need of an editor.
 
2013-05-23 03:12:32 PM  

Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.


Both the new females. My goodness!!
 
2013-05-23 03:30:10 PM  

Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most crit ...


I'm willing to bet that the whole Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship (if true) wasn't consensual, which is why she was in the tower of joy and no mention of a marriage ceremony.

It'll either be rape or what Lyanna thought was a one-night stand turn into imprisonment/forced pregnancy.

It's conjecture based on Ned's memories of Lyanna, she's upset the Robert has been fooling around with lots of girls and has a few bastards already and her being a bit of a wild child.
 
2013-05-23 04:06:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.

Both the new females. My goodness!!


You mean Sybil?  Fark me, when they first showed her, I was thinking, "nah, they're not going to show her nude, are they?  She's mega hot."  And yup, they showed her nude.

Did you see that video of her training for the show?  She is hot, hot, hot.
 
2013-05-23 04:12:02 PM  
The way I see it, Rheagar's contribution to the prophecies is that he fathers TPWWP and that's it. That's all he does.

The real operator here is Aerys. He fathers the three heads of the Dragon which have one thing in common; they kill their mothers at child birth.

Lyanna must have been brought to King's Landing, raped and later removed to ToJ to give birth in a safe place.

The King's guard is also sworn to protect the royal family, not just the King. This is a better explanation of why they were at ToJ. With Rhaegar already dead, they had no business being there unless ordered there to protect a member of the royal family by the King himself.
 
2013-05-23 04:20:11 PM  
"I looked for you on the Trident," Ned said to them.

"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.

"Woe to the Usurper if we had been," said Ser Oswell.

"When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were."

"Far away," Ser Gerold said, "or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells."

"I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege," Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them."

"Our knees do not bend easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.

"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him."

"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell.

"But not of the Kingsguard," Ser Gerold pointed out. "The Kingsguard does not flee."

"Then or now," said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.

"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.

Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

"No," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends."
 
2013-05-23 07:17:34 PM  

Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.

Both the new females. My goodness!!

You mean Sybil?  Fark me, when they first showed her, I was thinking, "nah, they're not going to show her nude, are they?  She's mega hot."  And yup, they showed her nude.

Did you see that video of her training for the show?  She is hot, hot, hot.


The people who did the casting deserve all the awards.
 
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