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2013-05-22 12:21:25 PM  
I know where I would like to visit....

img69.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 01:52:54 PM  
Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?
 
2013-05-22 01:55:00 PM  
I propose an alliance with house Tyrell.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

If ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:51 PM  
Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?
 
2013-05-22 02:01:10 PM  
T-Bone Steaks are on sale for $4.99 per pound at my local butcher shop (they custom cut steaks) this week.  So my dragon may have two steaks this holiday weekend.
 
2013-05-22 02:01:20 PM  
It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding. Except Tyrion was too drunk to load his cross bow I guess.

pun intended
 
2013-05-22 02:05:40 PM  

Clash City Farker: It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding.


And then nothing farking happened.
 
2013-05-22 02:15:34 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding.

And then nothing farking happened.


I don't suspect Joffery has more more episodes to go though... I'm looking forward to the midget jousting... When you see that, you know what's next...
 
2013-05-22 02:22:24 PM  
Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.
 
2013-05-22 02:25:50 PM  
More Robb Stark booty.  Dat ass in the North.
 
2013-05-22 02:26:43 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?


we did get to see the dragons, though.
 
2013-05-22 02:27:40 PM  

mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.


She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?
 
2013-05-22 02:28:34 PM  

KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?


17 as of Feb 21 apparently...
 
2013-05-22 02:28:49 PM  
I spent some time in Dubrovnik - where they film the King's Landing exteriors - about a decade ago. Awesome and beautiful city. They've actually done very little to dress the set; it's basically good to go for KL street scenes as is. If you get a chance to go, take it.

/When we drove a few miles out and you could still see abandoned, bullet pocked, half burned out villages damaged in the war. My hope/guess is that they've been repaired in the decade of peace since.
 
2013-05-22 02:30:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know where I would like to visit....

[img69.imageshack.us image 635x500]


Early in the series she didn't do much for me, but lately she has been looking amazing.

I approve of where you guys are taking this thread.
 
2013-05-22 02:30:10 PM  

legion_of_doo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

we did get to see the dragons, though.


again
 
2013-05-22 02:39:13 PM  

The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?


what?  why not?

/have i been trolled?
 
2013-05-22 02:41:13 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?


How the hell did the last episode suck? You got the Halfman back in Season One wisecracking form ("I am the god of tits and wine"), Daenerys' titties are back, and Sam slaying a white walker. Some of you are hard to please.
 
2013-05-22 02:41:15 PM  

dopekitty74: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

what?  why not?

/have i been trolled?


Schedule shows "Rains of Castamere" for June 2nd.
 
2013-05-22 02:41:59 PM  

Boojum2k: dopekitty74: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

what?  why not?

/have i been trolled?

Schedule shows "Rains of Castamere" for June 2nd.


bah!!  Assholes...
 
2013-05-22 02:42:31 PM  
I saw "Pyke" while stopping by Ballintoy Harbor in North Ireland last year. That was pretty cool.
 
2013-05-22 02:42:43 PM  

Boojum2k: dopekitty74: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

what?  why not?

/have i been trolled?

Schedule shows "Rains of Castamere" for June 2nd.


They're more interested in showing this weird Liberace movie.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 02:43:19 PM  

Losac: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

How the hell did the last episode suck? You got the Halfman back in Season One wisecracking form ("I am the god of tits and wine"), Daenerys' titties are back, and Sam slaying a white walker. Some of you are hard to please.


I agree, the last couple have been awesome.

Power in a kings blood...storms a brewing ma.
 
2013-05-22 02:43:51 PM  

dopekitty74: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

what?  why not?

/have i been trolled?


They took a ratings hit last year when the episode aired over Memorial Day weekend so HBO decided to skip it this year.
 
2013-05-22 02:45:06 PM  

Losac: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

How the hell did the last episode suck? You got the Halfman back in Season One wisecracking form ("I am the god of tits and wine"), Daenerys' titties are back, and Sam slaying a white walker. Some of you are hard to please.


The Sam story sucks.

The Daenerys story doesn't suck so much now that she's farking shiat up, and that was the best part of the episode, but from what I've heard it's not going to go anywhere for a few seasons.

Other than that we've got Joffrey laughing because he wouldn't let Tyrion use a stepping stool.  Wheeeee.
 
2013-05-22 02:46:53 PM  

KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...


Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.
 
2013-05-22 02:48:03 PM  
Last year's big Blackwater episode got the lowest ratings of the season, probably because of Memorial Day weekend.  They're probably trying to avoid that with this year's penultimate ep.
 
2013-05-22 02:48:53 PM  

mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.


And plays a 14 year old girl in the show...
 
2013-05-22 02:48:54 PM  

mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.


Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...
 
2013-05-22 02:50:37 PM  

Farker Soze: Last year's big Blackwater episode got the lowest ratings of the season, probably because of Memorial Day weekend.  They're probably trying to avoid that with this year's penultimate ep.


I'd skip some barbecue to watch this coming episode.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere, But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
 
2013-05-22 02:51:13 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Losac: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

How the hell did the last episode suck? You got the Halfman back in Season One wisecracking form ("I am the god of tits and wine"), Daenerys' titties are back, and Sam slaying a white walker. Some of you are hard to please.

The Sam story sucks.

The Daenerys story doesn't suck so much now that she's farking shiat up, and that was the best part of the episode, but from what I've heard it's not going to go anywhere for a few seasons.

Other than that we've got Joffrey laughing because he wouldn't let Tyrion use a stepping stool.  Wheeeee.


Might I recommend NCIS, Two and a Half Men, or The Voice. Perhaps you're looking for something broader.
 
2013-05-22 02:52:38 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...


And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.
 
2013-05-22 02:54:22 PM  

KellyX: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

And plays a 14 year old girl in the show...


Well that part's ok, I always sex up the ladies like a 14 year old boy.
 
2013-05-22 02:54:53 PM  

nocturnal001: KellyX: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

And plays a 14 year old girl in the show...

Well that part's ok, I always sex up the ladies like a 14 year old boy.


Awkwardly?
 
2013-05-22 02:55:17 PM  

mayIFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...

And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.


Yes, the fact that she is a child makes some of the later scenes she has with Petyr Balish all the more eye brow raising...wonder how they plan on accomplishing that one the show
 
2013-05-22 02:56:55 PM  
Is it because of all the rape?
 
2013-05-22 02:57:03 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Other than that we've got Joffrey laughing because he wouldn't let Tyrion use a stepping stool.  Wheeeee.


And openly threatening to cut the boy-king's junk off in front of a room full of people.

You really can't make everyone happy I guess.
 
2013-05-22 02:58:27 PM  
I'd love to go see that big ice wall.
 
2013-05-22 02:58:31 PM  

Losac: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Other than that we've got Joffrey laughing because he wouldn't let Tyrion use a stepping stool.  Wheeeee.

And openly threatening to cut the boy-king's junk off in front of a room full of people.

You really can't make everyone happy I guess.


Yeah that was good, but it's been 3 or 4 episodes since something really good happened.  I know what's coming up... I get the distinct impression that they're going to pack it all into the last two episodes which is going to be hard and which would really suck if they don't do it right.
 
2013-05-22 03:07:08 PM  
I've never seen this program.
 
2013-05-22 03:07:20 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: nocturnal001: KellyX: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

And plays a 14 year old girl in the show...

Well that part's ok, I always sex up the ladies like a 14 year old boy.

Awkwardly?


and lots of giggling about "boobies"....
 
2013-05-22 03:09:40 PM  
Edmure meets his bride as House Tully prepares to ally itself with House Frey. Meanwhile, Jon faces the toughest test of his life; Bran finds he has a new gift; and Daario and Jorah discuss strategies for taking Yunkai.

SOON.
 
2013-05-22 03:10:16 PM  

Evil Mackerel: I've never seen this program.


Does your cat's breath smell like cat food?
 
2013-05-22 03:10:59 PM  

Evil Mackerel: I've never seen this program.


do you own a TV though?
 
2013-05-22 03:13:19 PM  
Croatia, Iceland, and Morocco

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 03:13:44 PM  

Cagey B: Edmure meets his bride as House Tully prepares to ally itself with House Frey. Meanwhile, Jon faces the toughest test of his life; Bran finds he has a new gift his special purpose; and Daario and Jorah discuss strategies for taking Yunkai.

SOON.


FTFY
 
2013-05-22 03:15:04 PM  

Le Grand Inquisitor: mayIFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...

And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.

Yes, the fact that she is a child makes some of the later scenes she has with Petyr Balish all the more eye brow raising...wonder how they plan on accomplishing that one the show


Well they did just have her almost get nailed by Tyrion.  Plus they haven't been shy about all sorts of other debauchery.
 
2013-05-22 03:17:51 PM  
Croatia, Iceland, and Morocco

upload.wikimedia.org

Where are Apple's bank accounts?
 
2013-05-22 03:19:56 PM  

Clash City Farker: Cagey B: Edmure meets his bride as House Tully prepares to ally itself with House Frey. Meanwhile, Jon faces the toughest test of his life; Bran finds he has a new gift his special purpose; and Daario and Jorah discuss strategies for taking Yunkai.

SOON.

FTFY


Too bad the books don't even tell us how it will be affect the storyline.

Get your ass writing guy!
 
2013-05-22 03:21:43 PM  

mayIFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...

And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.


Honest mistake, she's rather tall and dignified so she seems older than even her actual age as an actress.
 
2013-05-22 03:23:22 PM  

mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.


The actress is only like 16 IRL, that's NOT going to happen.

In the books they both get naked, Tyrion then feels like a complete perv, and tells her to put her nightgown on.
 
2013-05-22 03:24:58 PM  

PizzaJedi81: I propose an alliance with house Tyrell.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 499x750]

If ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


If I've corrected you correctly, I think I know what you mean

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?


There was a thread related to GoT and a lack of boobies in the future.  (too lazy to dig it up)

legion_of_doo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

we did get to see the dragons, though.


We did?  Can't remember seeing dragons in this week's content.  Please state scene.
 
2013-05-22 03:27:08 PM  
Just started watching season 1.  Whoop!
 
2013-05-22 03:33:06 PM  

Odd Bird: PizzaJedi81: I propose an alliance with house Tyrell.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 499x750]

If ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

If I've corrected you correctly, I think I know what you mean

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

There was a thread related to GoT and a lack of boobies in the future.  (too lazy to dig it up)

legion_of_doo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

we did get to see the dragons, though.

We did?  Can't remember seeing dragons in this week's content.  Please state scene.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 03:34:28 PM  

FlashHarry: Evil Mackerel: I've never seen this program.

do you own a TV though?


Yes, not cable though.
 
2013-05-22 03:34:42 PM  

Shazam999: Just started watching season 1.  Whoop!


Gandalf kills Dumbledore then gay marries Ned Stark. oops. SPOILERS
 
2013-05-22 03:34:55 PM  
KellyX:
We did?  Can't remember seeing dragons in this week's content.  Please state scene.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x600]


This is funny as hell.

/No idea why I find it so funny
 
2013-05-22 03:36:36 PM  
So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books
 
2013-05-22 03:38:37 PM  

KellyX: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding.

And then nothing farking happened.

I don't suspect Joffery has more more episodes to go though... I'm looking forward to the midget jousting... When you see that, you know what's next...


My theory is that both that, and the Red Wedding will occur in the same episode in the season finale and will be filmed as if they are essentially happening at the same time
 
2013-05-22 03:39:12 PM  
Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.
 
2013-05-22 03:39:24 PM  

Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books


Theon I think is just their way showing what's going on instead of randomly bringing him back into the fold in 2 seasons and saying TA'DA, there he is.. and not explaining wtf happened to him at all.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:45 PM  

Evil Mackerel: FlashHarry: Evil Mackerel: I've never seen this program.

do you own a TV though?

Yes, not cable though.


Our ambassador to Australia will be so proud of you.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:47 PM  

mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.


mightygodking.com
 
2013-05-22 03:41:26 PM  

mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.


A 'little' of both perhaps? He is a chimera. Part Targaryen, part Lannister.
 
2013-05-22 03:48:12 PM  

mayIFark: And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.


The telling part was the scene last season where she bled out of her vag the first time.
 
2013-05-22 03:52:31 PM  

Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books


They moddified the Red Wtich one to clean up the characters, Gendry was not involved with her.

The books didn't mention Theon's stay at Club Bolton really, he just showed up as a changed man.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c84367220" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c8 4367220">Clash City Farker: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

A 'little' of both perhaps? He is a chimera. Part Targaryen, part Lannister.


Part Targaryen? I don't remember that being in his blood.
 
2013-05-22 03:52:50 PM  

Odd Bird:  
legion_of_doo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

we did get to see the dragons, though.

We did?  Can't remember seeing dragons in this week's content.  Please state scene.


when Dany was in the bath, and Dario came in, you could totally see the dragons.
 
2013-05-22 03:53:18 PM  

KellyX: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

Theon I think is just their way showing what's going on instead of randomly bringing him back into the fold in 2 seasons and saying TA'DA, there he is.. and not explaining wtf happened to him at all.


Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture.  All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts.  Not really any easy way they can do that in the series.  And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

Haven't actually watched the series so not sure about the Melisandre stuff.  But you remember right about Gendry.  He's quite minor in the books and then when Arya leaves him he's never talked about again except I think maybe a couple of times when Arya remembers him briefly.  So if he's more prominent in the series they are definitely adding material.
 
2013-05-22 03:56:38 PM  

legion_of_doo: when Dany was in the bath, and Dario came in, you could totally see the dragons.


Yeah, kinda felt the breeze when that went over my head.  Thanks for the confirmation.
 
2013-05-22 03:57:57 PM  

Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books


KellyX: Theon I think is just their way showing what's going on instead of randomly bringing him back into the fold in 2 seasons and saying TA'DA, there he is.. and not explaining wtf happened to him at all.


The Gendry subplot is new. In the books the last we saw of him I think he was still with The Brotherhood.

The Theon bit isn't new. But they are showing it earlier. In book 3 there is a reference that leads us to suspect he is being tortured by Ramsay but it isn't until Book 5 that we get Theon PoV chapters again where we find out what has been happening to him.
 
2013-05-22 04:01:19 PM  

FunkOut: mayIFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: mayIFark: KellyX: KellyX: mayIFark: Well, at least it comes with a build-in steak maker.

BTW, when are they gonna show the older daughter of Winterfall king naked? If I remember correctly, she is the only grownup girl in the cast who was gone naked yet.

She's also like 16 IRL...

/want a seat over there?

17 as of Feb 21 apparently...

Oops, didn't realize she is still underage. Well, I'll wait for the 4th season then when she will be all grown up.

Humans have evolved to be sexually active starting around the age of 13 or 14... I'm just sayin'...

And missed that too. I was thinking she is and playing an adult. Hence the 'grownup' comment in my initial post. May be I need to pay more attention to the characters.

Honest mistake, she's rather tall and dignified so she seems older than even her actual age as an actress.


Could've swore I watched an interview where they said they're actually advancing the age of the characters in real-time compared to where they started, so as not be forced to have a 20+ year old playing a 14 year old... or find some way to explain why 10 year old Arya has tits, and Rickon isn't 5.
 
2013-05-22 04:03:11 PM  

entropic_existence: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

KellyX: Theon I think is just their way showing what's going on instead of randomly bringing him back into the fold in 2 seasons and saying TA'DA, there he is.. and not explaining wtf happened to him at all.

The Gendry subplot is new. In the books the last we saw of him I think he was still with The Brotherhood.

The Theon bit isn't new. But they are showing it earlier. In book 3 there is a reference that leads us to suspect he is being tortured by Ramsay but it isn't until Book 5 that we get Theon PoV chapters again where we find out what has been happening to him.


Yeah, rereading the books, they have rather effectively combined Gendry with another side character and made that sideline make more sense. Considering how that ends it doesn't mess up anything in the future for Gendry either.
 
2013-05-22 04:03:58 PM  

Le Grand Inquisitor: Shazam999: Just started watching season 1.  Whoop!

Gandalf kills Dumbledore then gay marries Ned Stark. oops. SPOILERS


When does old Spork appear?
 
2013-05-22 04:03:59 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: KellyX: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

Theon I think is just their way showing what's going on instead of randomly bringing him back into the fold in 2 seasons and saying TA'DA, there he is.. and not explaining wtf happened to him at all.

Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture.  All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts.  Not really any easy way they can do that in the series.  And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

Haven't actually watched the series so not sure about the Melisandre stuff.  But you remember right about Gendry.  He's quite minor in the books and then when Arya leaves him he's never talked about again except I think maybe a couple of times when Arya remembers him briefly.  So if he's more prominent in the series they are definitely adding material.


He's replacing the character of Edric Storm, Rob's bastard by his lawful wife's cousin.
 
2013-05-22 04:04:21 PM  

Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books


Gendry is filling in for some other bastard kid that the Mel was going to toss in the fire
 
2013-05-22 04:04:48 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture. All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts. Not really any easy way they can do that in the series. And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.


It's more than his POV and thoughts. We find out because he's a starved, mutilated wreck missing a bunch of fingers and toes who's barely recognizable. They could have easily shown a physically changed Theon later in the show and it would have established what's happened without making us sit through a bunch of utterly pointless torture porn. The only real justification is that Alfie Allen must be under contract or something.
 
2013-05-22 04:12:16 PM  

Cagey B: The sound of one hand clapping: Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture. All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts. Not really any easy way they can do that in the series. And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

It's more than his POV and thoughts. We find out because he's a starved, mutilated wreck missing a bunch of fingers and toes who's barely recognizable. They could have easily shown a physically changed Theon later in the show and it would have established what's happened without making us sit through a bunch of utterly pointless torture porn. The only real justification is that Alfie Allen must be under contract or something.


It would have been 2-3 seasons before he came back, while you assumed he died @ winterfell the whole time.  It would have been as dumb as having a disfigured Henry show backup in M*A*S*H* after spending 3 years in a Korean prison camp.
 
2013-05-22 04:12:27 PM  

legion_of_doo: Odd Bird:  
legion_of_doo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

we did get to see the dragons, though.

We did?  Can't remember seeing dragons in this week's content.  Please state scene.

when Dany was in the bath, and Dario came in, you could totally see the dragons.


HE MEANS BOOBIES
 
2013-05-22 04:14:14 PM  

nocturnal001: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

They moddified the Red Wtich one to clean up the characters, Gendry was not involved with her.

The books didn't mention Theon's stay at Club Bolton really, he just showed up as a changed man.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c84367220" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c8 4367220">Clash City Farker: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

A 'little' of both perhaps? He is a chimera. Part Targaryen, part Lannister.

Part Targaryen? I don't remember that being in his blood.


Well, find book one and read a physical description of what he looks like. Then go read a description of Targs. Its early in the books, so the reader pays no mind to it, but the clues are there for you to put together. His hair color is not right on TV. It should be pale blond almost white.
 
2013-05-22 04:14:49 PM  

ShadowKamui: Cagey B: The sound of one hand clapping: Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture. All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts. Not really any easy way they can do that in the series. And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

It's more than his POV and thoughts. We find out because he's a starved, mutilated wreck missing a bunch of fingers and toes who's barely recognizable. They could have easily shown a physically changed Theon later in the show and it would have established what's happened without making us sit through a bunch of utterly pointless torture porn. The only real justification is that Alfie Allen must be under contract or something.

It would have been 2-3 seasons before he came back, while you assumed he died @ winterfell the whole time.  It would have been as dumb as having a disfigured Henry show backup in M*A*S*H* after spending 3 years in a Korean prison camp.


IIRC it was even longer in book time where he was never mentioned.  It was even used as a plot device a bit because you're not entirely sure who the hell this "new" POV character is for a while.

So, I don't really see a problem with it.  The torture scenes are kinda squicky, I could really do without myself.
 
2013-05-22 04:16:22 PM  

Cagey B: The sound of one hand clapping: Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture. All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts. Not really any easy way they can do that in the series. And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

It's more than his POV and thoughts. We find out because he's a starved, mutilated wreck missing a bunch of fingers and toes who's barely recognizable. They could have easily shown a physically changed Theon later in the show and it would have established what's happened without making us sit through a bunch of utterly pointless torture porn. The only real justification is that Alfie Allen must be under contract or something.


Correct, there's a lot of rules around how often an actor appears in a series and how they are paid.

I remember from the Community thread that the show couldn't use John Goodman as much as they wanted because he was billed as a "guest star" and only allowed so many appearances.

It's why they got rid of Ser Dontos this season despite him appearing in Season 2. If they want Littlefinger's actor to stick around he has to get screen time.
 
2013-05-22 04:18:33 PM  

Cagey B: The sound of one hand clapping: Yeah, having now read all the books right up to the first book of Dance with Dragons (UK here so it's split into 2 books) I can understand their decision for showing Theon's torture. All of the torture we learn about in the books is through his own inner thoughts. Not really any easy way they can do that in the series. And it really is necessary to understand what happens to him so it has to be shown some way.

It's more than his POV and thoughts. We find out because he's a starved, mutilated wreck missing a bunch of fingers and toes who's barely recognizable. They could have easily shown a physically changed Theon later in the show and it would have established what's happened without making us sit through a bunch of utterly pointless torture porn. The only real justification is that Alfie Allen must be under contract or something.


Don't get me wrong, I have only watched season 1 so I can't really judge what is being argued about here.  And, I don't like torture scenes so mostly I'd prefer they weren't included.  It's why I don't watch shock horror films.

I just feel that there's a difference between showing the damage from someone being tortured and showing how it was inflicted.  And the only reason I say this is that as the book went on and I read more and more about what happened to Theon, my sympathy for him continued to increase.  At first I felt terrible for him upon learning the state he was in physically, but then when I learned about all the other stuff, it's then that I really began to despair for him.  It was horrible to read, but it really did change how I felt about him.

Just my 2 cents anyway.
 
2013-05-22 04:18:35 PM  

KellyX: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

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Swap Arya and Danerys, swap Tyrion and the eunuch. I get where they're going with Arya being chaotic good, but tbh she doesn't really fit in the "good" category anymore. Littlefinger most certainly is NOT "lawful" evil. At best, he's neutral evil, especially after his "the ladder" speech. He's probably best in chaotic neutral, given his embracing of the chaos and all.

...would leaving Fark to go play the Star Wars MMO make me less nerdy? Jebus.
 
2013-05-22 04:21:38 PM  

ShadowKamui: It would have been 2-3 seasons before he came back, while you assumed he died @ winterfell the whole time. It would have been as dumb as having a disfigured Henry show backup in M*A*S*H* after spending 3 years in a Korean prison camp.


Except they handled that in the books by having Ramsay Bolton send out letters with pieces of his skin to Catelyn and I think a few other people. That would have established both what was happening to Theon and what a terrifying sadist Ramsay Bolton is. The only reasons to handle this the way the show is currently is to keep actors involved with the show until they get to ADWD, and to satisfy people who like to watch dudes get carved up for no apparent reason.

That's sort of the other thing that bugs me, too. In the books, there's sort of a reason for why Ramsay is doing what he's doing to Theon; he spent a significant of time himself pretending to be Reek and being subservient to Theon. Which of course means that Ramsay needs to take unending revenge. There's also this weird sexual/personal relationship that Ramsay has with Theon, but there's really no need to get into that here. On the show, though, there's literally no reason except that Ramsay is just a crazy sadist.
 
2013-05-22 04:22:56 PM  
Tourist season is coming...
 
2013-05-22 04:23:13 PM  

mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.


It's the best written in the books to and one of the reasons I admire the series in general,  Much more so than in the tv series you start out really hating Tyrion (at least I did ) being dismayed every times he seems to scrape out of what he SO has coming to him,  then you start grudgingly admiring him,  and before you know it you are more or less outright pulling for him.  It's a gifted writer who can make such a transition in a character so believeable  (because you're never really sure if it's because you like him MORE or just everyone else less and less)
 
2013-05-22 04:24:26 PM  

Clash City Farker: nocturnal001: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

They moddified the Red Wtich one to clean up the characters, Gendry was not involved with her.

The books didn't mention Theon's stay at Club Bolton really, he just showed up as a changed man.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c84367220" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c8 4367220">Clash City Farker: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

A 'little' of both perhaps? He is a chimera. Part Targaryen, part Lannister.

Part Targaryen? I don't remember that being in his blood.

Well, find book one and read a physical description of what he looks like. Then go read a description of Targs. Its early in the books, so the reader pays no mind to it, but the clues are there for you to put together. His hair color is not right on TV. It should be pale blond almost white.


That's a fan theory that I don't buy, like Jenye Westerling being preggo and escaping with the blackfish and Syrio being alive somehow.

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.
 
2013-05-22 04:30:58 PM  
shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.


True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?
 
2013-05-22 04:32:10 PM  

Cagey B: ShadowKamui: It would have been 2-3 seasons before he came back, while you assumed he died @ winterfell the whole time. It would have been as dumb as having a disfigured Henry show backup in M*A*S*H* after spending 3 years in a Korean prison camp.

Except they handled that in the books by having Ramsay Bolton send out letters with pieces of his skin to Catelyn and I think a few other people. That would have established both what was happening to Theon and what a terrifying sadist Ramsay Bolton is. The only reasons to handle this the way the show is currently is to keep actors involved with the show until they get to ADWD, and to satisfy people who like to watch dudes get carved up for no apparent reason.

That's sort of the other thing that bugs me, too. In the books, there's sort of a reason for why Ramsay is doing what he's doing to Theon; he spent a significant of time himself pretending to be Reek and being subservient to Theon. Which of course means that Ramsay needs to take unending revenge. There's also this weird sexual/personal relationship that Ramsay has with Theon, but there's really no need to get into that here. On the show, though, there's literally no reason except that Ramsay is just a crazy sadist.


They never showed the battle of winterfell on screen, nor have they said who "Boy" is (even though anyone who read the books knows).  Simple explanation is the original Reek was the trumpet player and Theon got his wish about killing him, there done and motive established.  Not to mention the bastard is a blatant sadist given what he does to his wife in the later books.

As for the torture stuff, one nail in the foot and cutting off a finger doesn't even come close to Saw 1 let alone the movies that rightfully deserve the title torture porn.  As long as they keep the rest of it off screen or fade out before they actually do it (ala the castration) then its fine.
 
2013-05-22 04:32:27 PM  

Clash City Farker: Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


Because he's a senile old farking asshole
 
2013-05-22 04:46:48 PM  

shortymac: Clash City Farker: nocturnal001: Magorn: So it's been a long time Since I red the books, and never did read Dance with Dragons but without spoiling it for anyone else, can someone confirm for me that the Subplots with Gendry and the Red Witch and the one with Theon Greyjoy are new to the series 'cause I don't rememeber them at all in the books

They moddified the Red Wtich one to clean up the characters, Gendry was not involved with her.

The books didn't mention Theon's stay at Club Bolton really, he just showed up as a changed man.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c84367220" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84367220#c8 4367220">Clash City Farker: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

A 'little' of both perhaps? He is a chimera. Part Targaryen, part Lannister.

Part Targaryen? I don't remember that being in his blood.

Well, find book one and read a physical description of what he looks like. Then go read a description of Targs. Its early in the books, so the reader pays no mind to it, but the clues are there for you to put together. His hair color is not right on TV. It should be pale blond almost white.

That's a fan theory that I don't buy, like Jenye Westerling being preggo and escaping with the blackfish and Syrio being alive somehow.

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.


LOL.  Syrio being alive!  Next you're going to tell me Boba Fett jumped out of the Sarlaac pit.
 
2013-05-22 04:49:30 PM  

Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


The three heads of the dragon being the three most beloved characters would make sense, but seems a little too simplistic for me.
 
2013-05-22 04:50:00 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

Because he's a senile old farking asshole


Nope. Fat Boy started writing Game of Thrones in 1991. He was only 43 then. Tyrion's physical description is in the first few chapters.
 
2013-05-22 04:53:14 PM  

Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


spoilers

Anything is possible as Martin can always change the plot as he proceeds though I don't see anythign compelling that suggest he is anything but a Lannister through and through.  It should be enough that the Dorne folks have so much Targaryan blood running around.

I do admit that Tyrions vacation to the east might wind up quite different if he is found to have Targaryan blood. I assumed Tywin was just embarassed that he created a dwarf son and wished he could prove that he wasn't really his sone.
 
2013-05-22 04:53:29 PM  

Esc7: Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

The three heads of the dragon being the three most beloved characters would make sense, but seems a little too simplistic for me.


Except Tyrion is a Chimera. Look up what that means. It is Martin's wildcard to keep the ending unpredictable.
 
2013-05-22 04:55:38 PM  

Clash City Farker: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

Because he's a senile old farking asshole

Nope. Fat Boy started writing Game of Thrones in 1991. He was only 43 then. Tyrion's physical description is in the first few chapters.


I'm pretty sure he was born a senile old farking asshole.
 
2013-05-22 04:57:12 PM  

Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


One more point, this assumes that Martin knows how the story will unfold.  Based on the books and how they progress (or don't progress) I really don't think he knows how the story wraps up.

I would happily be wrong though if I could watch Dinklage ride a dragon.
 
2013-05-22 05:00:25 PM  

Clash City Farker: Esc7: Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

The three heads of the dragon being the three most beloved characters would make sense, but seems a little too simplistic for me.

Except Tyrion is a Chimera. Look up what that means. It is Martin's wildcard to keep the ending unpredictable.


Wait, are you proposing he has two fathers?  So Tywin and <UNSPECIFIED TARGARYAN>?  That is quite interesting.  It would make sense if that was the cause of his dwarfism.  And fit together nicely if one of the other heads of the dragon bites the dust, or they all live.  Betcha those book forum goers already have this all worked out.

All i want to see, at the end of this book series, is all my favorite characters riding dragons burning the shiat out of The Others on their Ice Spiders in a titanic battle for life itself.

All i want to see in the TV series is more of Oona Chaplin.
 
2013-05-22 05:01:43 PM  
nocturnal001:
Anything is possible as Martin can always change the plot as he proceeds though I don't see anythign compelling that suggest he is anything but a Lannister through and through.  It should be enough that the Dorne folks have so much Targaryan blood running around.

I do admit that Tyrions vacation to the east might wind up quite different if he is found to have Targaryan blood. I assumed Tywin was just embarassed that he created a dwarf son and wished he could prove that he wasn't really his sone.


That's what GRRM wants you to think. You must pay attention to Jaime when he talks about what went on at King's Landing while he was in the King's Guard.
 
2013-05-22 05:03:11 PM  

nocturnal001: I would happily be wrong though if I could watch Dinklage ride a dragon


That would be the greatest thing in the history of mankind.
 
2013-05-22 05:05:25 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: nocturnal001: I would happily be wrong though if I could watch Dinklage ride a dragon

That would be the greatest thing in the history of mankind.


I think you can count on it.
 
2013-05-22 05:11:02 PM  

Magorn: KellyX: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding.

And then nothing farking happened.

I don't suspect Joffery has more more episodes to go though... I'm looking forward to the midget jousting... When you see that, you know what's next...

My theory is that both that, and the Red Wedding will occur in the same episode in the season finale and will be filmed as if they are essentially happening at the same time


I doubt it. It'll be the mid season high next season.

They havent introduced a few characters that are integral to the plot in the lead up and aftermath of joff's wedding.

Having them show up after the fact does not make sense.
 
2013-05-22 05:25:52 PM  

Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.
 
2013-05-22 05:30:22 PM  

nocturnal001: Clash City Farker: Cagey B: Edmure meets his bride as House Tully prepares to ally itself with House Frey. Meanwhile, Jon faces the toughest test of his life; Bran finds he has a new gift his special purpose; and Daario and Jorah discuss strategies for taking Yunkai.

SOON.

FTFY

Too bad the books don't even tell us how it will be affect the storyline.

Get your ass writing guy!


GRRM's not your guy, pal.
 
2013-05-22 05:30:49 PM  

shortymac: Magorn: KellyX: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Clash City Farker: It didn't suck. I thought people were gonna start dyin' right there after the wedding.

And then nothing farking happened.

I don't suspect Joffery has more more episodes to go though... I'm looking forward to the midget jousting... When you see that, you know what's next...

My theory is that both that, and the Red Wedding will occur in the same episode in the season finale and will be filmed as if they are essentially happening at the same time

I doubt it. It'll be the mid season high next season.

They havent introduced a few characters that are integral to the plot in the lead up and aftermath of joff's wedding.

Having them show up after the fact does not make sense.


The wedding itself will be more than enough for the season finale.
 
2013-05-22 05:36:42 PM  

Cagey B: ShadowKamui: It would have been 2-3 seasons before he came back, while you assumed he died @ winterfell the whole time. It would have been as dumb as having a disfigured Henry show backup in M*A*S*H* after spending 3 years in a Korean prison camp.

Except they handled that in the books by having Ramsay Bolton send out letters with pieces of his skin to Catelyn and I think a few other people. That would have established both what was happening to Theon and what a terrifying sadist Ramsay Bolton is. The only reasons to handle this the way the show is currently is to keep actors involved with the show until they get to ADWD, and to satisfy people who like to watch dudes get carved up for no apparent reason.

That's sort of the other thing that bugs me, too. In the books, there's sort of a reason for why Ramsay is doing what he's doing to Theon; he spent a significant of time himself pretending to be Reek and being subservient to Theon. Which of course means that Ramsay needs to take unending revenge. There's also this weird sexual/personal relationship that Ramsay has with Theon, but there's really no need to get into that here. On the show, though, there's literally no reason except that Ramsay is just a crazy sadist.


Books arent like tv and film dude. DOing it the way you describe requires expositional dialog which is loathed by writers and particularly by farkers. Example:

"Oh look at this letter! Whats this pale leathery thing? OMG it is skin...is it Theon's??"

You guys would be shiatting all over that if it was written into the show...and really thats the only soldi way to describe it.
 
2013-05-22 05:43:41 PM  

Madbassist1: You guys would be shiatting all over that if it was written into the show...and really thats the only soldi way to describe it.


Huh. You're right. There's absolutely no other way to convey that information other than exactly how you described. I guess we better film multiple scenes where the same thing happens again and again as a more economical storytelling device.
 
2013-05-22 05:45:33 PM  

Shazam999: Le Grand Inquisitor: Shazam999: Just started watching season 1.  Whoop!

Gandalf kills Dumbledore then gay marries Ned Stark. oops. SPOILERS

When does old Spork appear?


After Rand al'Thor defeats the Buggers in a game of Wizards Chess
 
2013-05-22 05:50:34 PM  

The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
 
2013-05-22 05:57:55 PM  

Liquorslingr: nocturnal001: Clash City Farker: Cagey B: Edmure meets his bride as House Tully prepares to ally itself with House Frey. Meanwhile, Jon faces the toughest test of his life; Bran finds he has a new gift his special purpose; and Daario and Jorah discuss strategies for taking Yunkai.

SOON.

FTFY

Too bad the books don't even tell us how it will be affect the storyline.

Get your ass writing guy!

GRRM's not your guy, pal.


nocturnal001's not your pal, buddy
 
2013-05-22 05:59:56 PM  
First Greenlight! (Even tho only on the Entertainment tab)
 
2013-05-22 06:00:37 PM  

Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH


where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?
 
2013-05-22 06:10:35 PM  

legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?


I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.
 
2013-05-22 06:14:00 PM  

Shazam999: legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?

I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.


Game of Thrones IS Spartacus
 
2013-05-22 06:19:39 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: nocturnal001: I would happily be wrong though if I could watch Dinklage ride a dragon

That would be the greatest thing in the history of mankind.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdA6lQ6ymhU">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=wdA6lQ6ymhU
 
2013-05-22 06:22:39 PM  

Cagey B: Madbassist1: You guys would be shiatting all over that if it was written into the show...and really thats the only soldi way to describe it.

Huh. You're right. There's absolutely no other way to convey that information other than exactly how you described. I guess we better film multiple scenes where the same thing happens again and again as a more economical storytelling device.


They've shown a nail/screw thing in the foot twice, one finger flaying and one implied castration.  That's not anywhere close to torture porn, and yes you have to show some stuff on screen or people get pissed; look at all the jokes about show us the dragons/CGI is expensive and where battle of winterfell where.
 
2013-05-22 06:25:22 PM  

legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?


Where whores go is quite the enigma. I suspect (fear) Littlefinger may hold the answer.
 
2013-05-22 06:26:23 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shazam999: legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?

I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.

Game of Thrones IS Spartacus


Are you not familiar with the Starz show?
 
2013-05-22 06:28:39 PM  

Shazam999: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shazam999: legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?

I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.

Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

Are you not familiar with the Starz show?


i556.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 06:30:40 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?


You know nothing Jon Troll.
 
2013-05-22 06:31:34 PM  

carrion_luggage: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Since there was no GoT thread this week, can we talk about how much that episode sucked in here?

You know nothing Jon Troll.


I know that a girl living in such harsh conditions all the time wouldn't look so hot
 
2013-05-22 06:35:06 PM  

Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?


People discount it because no one thinks GRRM is so weak a storyteller that he would try and cram another secret Targ down our throats this late in the story
 
2013-05-22 06:36:03 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shazam999: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shazam999: legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?

I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.

Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

Are you not familiar with the Starz show?

[i556.photobucket.com image 526x388]


Oh I see.  Har har.
 
2013-05-22 06:40:09 PM  

Old Man Winter: Clash City Farker: shortymac:

As his Aunt says Tyrion is his Father's child through and through.

They made him a dark blonde because the actor's skin color just didn't mesh well with pale blond.

True - there is no proof in the books, yet. It will be a major reveal.

What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

People discount it because no one thinks GRRM is so weak a storyteller that he would try and cram another secret Targ down our throats this late in the story


It seems like the story is based around secret Targaryans.  At least there aren't as many as there were Cylons and shoehorned into the last second.
 
2013-05-22 06:48:04 PM  
Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.
 
2013-05-22 06:48:10 PM  
So as this season wraps up I've come up with a theory that the show will dramatically change the plot lines regarding the two upcoming weddings (Stop reading now if you are trying to be unspoiled.)

My theory is there's no way they can kill off two hugely popular characters like Joffrey (hey hatred is a kind if popularity) and Robb from the TV show. I just can't see them killing off the guy everyone loves to hate and the guy with the ass everyone loves to love. It would be fairly unprecedented to have a TV show do something like that so I'm thinking they either try to stretch out the weddings as long as possible (like maybe into next season) or kill off some other characters to compensate.

So, my bet is they kill off, say, Robb's wife and mother at the wedding and kill off someone besides Joff in King's Landing. I think they could finagle the story enough around those deaths to follow the plots of the books.

If this season ends with neither wedding happening, I'm betting they stretch those weddings out well into next year to try to replace the popularity of Robb and Joff before ditching them.
 
2013-05-22 06:50:03 PM  

shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.


I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender
 
2013-05-22 06:51:07 PM  

Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.


DUDE.  LET THE PEOPLE FIGURE IT OUT
 
2013-05-22 06:54:19 PM  
Jesus...we statr out with a nice thread about the hotties in GoT, and where does it go? You disappoint me, Fark.
 
2013-05-22 06:55:21 PM  

js34603: So as this season wraps up I've come up with a theory that the show will dramatically change the plot lines regarding the two upcoming weddings (Stop reading now if you are trying to be unspoiled.)

My theory is there's no way they can kill off two hugely popular characters like Joffrey (hey hatred is a kind if popularity) and Robb from the TV show. I just can't see them killing off the guy everyone loves to hate and the guy with the ass everyone loves to love. It would be fairly unprecedented to have a TV show do something like that so I'm thinking they either try to stretch out the weddings as long as possible (like maybe into next season) or kill off some other characters to compensate.

So, my bet is they kill off, say, Robb's wife and mother at the wedding and kill off someone besides Joff in King's Landing. I think they could finagle the story enough around those deaths to follow the plots of the books.

If this season ends with neither wedding happening, I'm betting they stretch those weddings out well into next year to try to replace the popularity of Robb and Joff before ditching them.


(SPOILERS)


I highly doubt Joffery's wedding will happen this season.  I feel it is a good thing to start the ball rolling with next season.

I hope that Talisa doesn't die because she's super hot.

And I like that the TV show is diverging while basically remaining true in spirit, it keeps us guessing.
 
2013-05-22 06:56:53 PM  

Esc7: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

DUDE.  LET THE PEOPLE FIGURE IT OUT


Fat Boy has wrought this doom upon himself. You know who else's mother died in child birth?


/ along time ago in a galaxy far, far way
 
2013-05-22 07:03:46 PM  

Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.


There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise
 
2013-05-22 07:09:53 PM  

Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.


If they had the same father that would be retarded.  All three have distinct lineages, hence their coloration and "abilities". Jon the warg, Danaerys can't burn, and Tyrion the whoremaster.
 
2013-05-22 07:12:05 PM  
Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.
 
2013-05-22 07:12:35 PM  

Esc7: shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.

I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender


It is pretty clear that they view dwarves about the same way that they were viewed in our own medievil age.  Tyrion is the son of the most feared man in the realm and he is still laughed at openly.
 
2013-05-22 07:13:01 PM  

ShadowKamui: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise


There's also the fact that Bloodraven is still alive, true he's got a tree up his ass, but he's there in the north with Bran.  I think Aegon is not a real dragon.
 
2013-05-22 07:14:26 PM  

Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.


Just because Jon Connington is gay, doesn't mean Rhaegar is.
 
2013-05-22 07:19:05 PM  

Girion47: ShadowKamui: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise

There's also the fact that Bloodraven is still alive, true he's got a tree up his ass, but he's there in the north with Bran.  I think Aegon is not a real dragon.


Technically GRRM hasn't said who Cold Hands is yet, just that he used to be in the Nights Watch (yes I know who he probably is)
 
2013-05-22 07:19:23 PM  

Girion47: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

Just because Jon Connington is gay, doesn't mean Rhaegar is.


Rhaegar loved to play the harp. Thats pretty gay. He was also smart and read a lot about prophecy. One day he up and said "it seems I am meant to be a warrior". Thats when he took up arms. He was much older at than point. a late teen, than most boys who learn to fight. He became a strong warrior.
 
2013-05-22 07:19:51 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Shazam999: legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?

I would've said Spartacus but it's over too.

Game of Thrones IS Spartacus


A Song of Boobs and Swords.

/I shall be playing the GoT mod for crusader kings 2...
 
2013-05-22 07:28:33 PM  

legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.


i.imgur.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 08:16:30 PM  

ShadowKamui: Girion47: ShadowKamui: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise

There's also the fact that Bloodraven is still alive, true he's got a tree up his ass, but he's there in the north with Bran.  I think Aegon is not a real dragon.

Technically GRRM hasn't said who Cold Hands is yet, just that he used to be in the Nights Watch (yes I know who he probably is)


I wasn't referring to Cold Hands, I'm referring to the guy Coldhands takes Bran to, in the rooty tunnel place.

Bloodraven
 
2013-05-22 08:20:09 PM  

Clash City Farker: Girion47: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

Just because Jon Connington is gay, doesn't mean Rhaegar is.

Rhaegar loved to play the harp. Thats pretty gay. He was also smart and read a lot about prophecy. One day he up and said "it seems I am meant to be a warrior". Thats when he took up arms. He was much older at than point. a late teen, than most boys who learn to fight. He became a strong warrior.


So?

Just because someone isn't a manly man all the time doesn't mean they are gay, even in the world of GRRM.  Samwell Tarly for example loves music, fine clothing, and books, all in spite of his father's best efforts mind you, yet is also completely and undeniably straight.
 
2013-05-22 08:34:12 PM  

nocturnal001: Esc7: shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.

I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender

It is pretty clear that they view dwarves about the same way that they were viewed in our own medievil age.  Tyrion is the son of the most feared man in the realm and he is still laughed at openly.


This scene :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbwroS0YP54 Maybe an answer as to why the realm may always have a smirk at the Lannisters.
 
2013-05-22 08:47:46 PM  

Magorn: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

It's the best written in the books to and one of the reasons I admire the series in general,  Much more so than in the tv series you start out really hating Tyrion (at least I did ) being dismayed every times he seems to scrape out of what he SO has coming to him,  then you start grudgingly admiring him,  and before you know it you are more or less outright pulling for him.  It's a gifted writer who can make such a transition in a character so believeable  (because you're never really sure if it's because you like him MORE or just everyone else less and less)


That was how I felt about Jamie (which I'm sure was completely intentional), but I liked Tyrion from the beginning.  I've got a soft spot for cripples, bastards and broken things.
 
2013-05-22 09:00:30 PM  

theurge14: Magorn: mayIFark: Slightly off topic: Am I the only one who finds Peter Dinklage's character to be the most fascinating in GoT?

I guess party because I still have not figured out if he is one of the 'good guys' one 'bad guys'.

It's the best written in the books to and one of the reasons I admire the series in general,  Much more so than in the tv series you start out really hating Tyrion (at least I did ) being dismayed every times he seems to scrape out of what he SO has coming to him,  then you start grudgingly admiring him,  and before you know it you are more or less outright pulling for him.  It's a gifted writer who can make such a transition in a character so believeable  (because you're never really sure if it's because you like him MORE or just everyone else less and less)

That was how I felt about Jamie (which I'm sure was completely intentional), but I liked Tyrion from the beginning.  I've got a soft spot for cripples, bastards and broken things.


I also liked Jamie's arc, but I never liked Tyrion. First, he was a Lannister. Then, when Ned gets benedded, you know GRRM is just farking with you, so the ones you are starting to like are the ones who you shouldn't give a shiat about... which is even more true when Mr. "I marry biatches for love" shows up at that wedding. farking Starks.

By the time you're supposed to be liking Tyrion, I was done with him.

The "bad guys" are more entertaining anyway, and all the Lannisters (save Tyrion) are my favorites now. A shame Joffrey won't sit on the throne for much longer.
 
2013-05-22 09:01:12 PM  

Esc7: shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.

I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender


I'm sorry, it does come from personal experience.

When my handicapped brother was born my Grandma was upset that my Parents decided to name him "Dad's Name, Jr.", saying that honor should be reserved for the next normal son. She also suggested that we send him to a home.

Then seeing how society treats my brother:

-School districts that just saw him as a money machine and didn't care about his care.
-Bullies treating him like a punching bag
-School Admins that said "Well, if he wasn't so weird he wouldn't get picked on". HE'S HANDICAPPED YOU STUPID GIT.
-Now even though he has a degree in accounting no one will hire him.

/going to eat pizza and drink now
 
2013-05-22 09:19:24 PM  

Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.


No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.
 
2013-05-22 09:28:19 PM  

Tax Boy: legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.

[i.imgur.com image 640x464]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x420]


Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out
 
2013-05-22 09:39:47 PM  

shortymac: Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out


Hahaha. Yeah, I'm about 99.999999% positive that my wife became a fan of Game of Thrones because of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, even if Jaime was banging his sister. That guy is gorgeous, and I say that as a straight guy.

I don't see anything on his IMDb filmography that would include something as over the top as Spartacus, though.
 
2013-05-22 09:45:36 PM  

shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.


He's the murmmers dragon
 
2013-05-22 09:54:42 PM  

Girion47: ShadowKamui: Girion47: ShadowKamui: Clash City Farker: Everyone knows the dragon has three heads. It should be no secret that there is a third Targaryen.

Jon Snow
Danaerys
Tyrion

All three of whom's mother died in child birth. I say they all have the same father, many people disagree about that.

There are 2-3 already:
1) Danaerys is the daughter of the mad king Aerys II
2) Aegon is a Targaryen who's father was Rhaegar
3?) Jon Snow may or may-not be the bastard son of Rhaegar

Tyrion being one means there's either 4 or some massive Blackfrye hoodwink going on w/ Aegon.  Either way it requires Joanna cheating on Tywin when everything given about her says otherwise

There's also the fact that Bloodraven is still alive, true he's got a tree up his ass, but he's there in the north with Bran.  I think Aegon is not a real dragon.

Technically GRRM hasn't said who Cold Hands is yet, just that he used to be in the Nights Watch (yes I know who he probably is)

I wasn't referring to Cold Hands, I'm referring to the guy Coldhands takes Bran to, in the rooty tunnel place.

Bloodraven


That was more of a technically Coldhands could be a Targaryen.

Yeah tree butt is that Bran
 
2013-05-23 05:38:40 AM  
I don't care what anyone says. Arya is hot!
 
2013-05-23 08:08:21 AM  

legion_of_doo: Hetfield: The_EliteOne: Everyone knows there is no GoT this Sunday right?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

where do whores go when there is no GoT to watch this weekend?


I'm assuming Whore Island.
 
2013-05-23 12:08:07 PM  
I miss Spartacus
img856.imageshack.us
img16.imageshack.us
img547.imageshack.us

my cock is magic!
 
2013-05-23 12:29:28 PM  

legion_of_doo: shortymac: Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out

Hahaha. Yeah, I'm about 99.999999% positive that my wife became a fan of Game of Thrones because of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, even if Jaime was banging his sister. That guy is gorgeous, and I say that as a straight guy.

I don't see anything on his IMDb filmography that would include something as over the top as Spartacus, though.


It's them Danish Viking genes.

My school had a bunch of Danish Exchange Students and they all we're gorgeous.

If my hubby ever dies I'm going hubby shopping there.
 
2013-05-23 12:54:55 PM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c84374230" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c8 4374230">shortymac: Tax Boy: legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.

[i.imgur.com image 640x464]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x420]

Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out

He was in Oblivion too.
 
2013-05-23 12:58:18 PM  

sleeps in trees: shortymac: Esc7: shortymac: What does Tywin Lannister say about him? He says he can't prove Tyrion is not his son. Some things the readers chose to ignore. Some things should be taken literally. It might not turn out different on TV, but in the books, there are clues. Why would Martin describe him that way, just because?

It's because Tyrion is a dwarf.

Even in modern times people dont take kindly to disabled people, back then it was 1000 times worse. In the first book he says that if he wasnt highborn he'd have been killed.

Tywin is obssesed with the status of his house, the fact that he has a deformed son means there is something wwrong with his bloodline.

I don't mean to single you out but every time I hear something like this it is like nails on a chalkboard.

GOT is not history (duh).  It may be based in a medieval-like earth-like world, but it is wholly a work of fiction.  Trying to map the social values and culture from our real history onto it is as pointless as using GOT as a history textbook.

Too many people keep saying "that's the way things were" about lots of  which is pants on head retarded with respect to GOT.  It is very much a world sprung from the mind of pervy GRRM who resides in the modern day.  He may imitate medieval culture but please don't use real world historical examples to "prove" things in his work of fiction.

/I'll now go take a chill pill and lie down.
//you're the by far not the worst offender

I'm sorry, it does come from personal experience.

When my handicapped brother was born my Grandma was upset that my Parents decided to name him "Dad's Name, Jr.", saying that honor should be reserved for the next normal son. She also suggested that we send him to a home.

Then seeing how society treats my brother:

-School districts that just saw him as a money machine and didn't care about his care.
-Bullies treating him like a punching bag
-School Admins that said "Well, if he wasn't so weird he wouldn't get picked on". HE'S HANDICAPPED ...


Hug. Thank you!

I love you too! :)
 
2013-05-23 01:00:38 PM  

nocturnal001: http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c84374230" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7761988/84374230#c8 4374230">shortymac: Tax Boy: legion_of_doo: Game of Thrones IS Spartacus

A Song of Boobs and Swords.

[i.imgur.com image 640x464]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x420]

Is that the actor that plays Jaime Lannister in a Showtime Spartacus role.

MAMA IS GONNA HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!

/gonna buzz one out
He was in Oblivion too.


Yes but does he get naked???

I saw his butt on GoT and now I must complete the picture.

/Maybe he's done porn
 
2013-05-23 01:53:10 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!


She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.
 
2013-05-23 02:12:05 PM  

shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.


LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most critically, if Aerys is Jon's father, then Jon's not the Targ heir (he'd be behind his older brother Viserys, presuming legitimacy, which is another issue). When Aerys and Rahegar are dead the KG vows require that they attend to the king, which would be Viserys. They don't, instead leaving Viserys to his own devices and staying at the TOJ. The only reason they would do that - and remember, they gave a long speech about the importance of their oaths just before dying - is that the King is still there.

/I'm going to pre-emptively note that the Targs historically practiced Polygamy; Rhaegar took Lyanna as his (second) wife. It is the only plausible explanation as to why the KG don't go to Viserys.
//Without Willas Tyrell the series is really lacking.
 
2013-05-23 02:54:12 PM  

Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most crit ...


Dany:

-Brought Dragons back into the world
-Was born amidst smoke and salt (Dragonstone during a battle)
-Reborn under the bleeding star
 
2013-05-23 03:01:46 PM  

shortymac: Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned cou ...


you left out

-boring as shiat.
 
2013-05-23 03:11:24 PM  

Girion47: shortymac: Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his ...


No one's chapters are boring! Just desperately in need of an editor.
 
2013-05-23 03:12:32 PM  

Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.


Both the new females. My goodness!!
 
2013-05-23 03:30:10 PM  

Willas Tyrell: shortymac: Clash City Farker: Aegon is TPWWP. Rhaegar is the father it is known.

GRRM wants you to think Rhaegar loved Lyanna Stark. That story is all POV, none is fact. It is a fact that Aerys sent Rhaegar after The Knight of the Laughing Tree. Rheagar was most likely gay, but also loyal to his wife. He wouldnt have cheated on her with another woman while they were still married.

It is known that Aerys lusted after Tywin's wife. He could have raped her. He was raping everything in King's Landing. I am certain he raped Lyanna Stark. Three of the best King's Guard were guarding the Tower of Joy. They wouldnt have been there on Rhaegar's orders.

No it's Dany that is the PTWP, re-read the Feast for Crows and stop skipping Sam's chapters.

LOADED WITH SPOILERS FROM THE BOOK. STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM.

Sam's chapters only tell us that Maester Aemon thinks Dany is PTWP, but there's nothing to suggest he knows Jon Snow's lineage which would probably factor into his analysis.

There is nothing to suggest Rhaegar was gay. He had a close male friend (Jon Connington) who was, and was in love with him, but Rhaegar never seems to have done anything to reciprocate. There's also nothing to suggest that Elia (his wife) would have any problem with Rhaegar taking up with another woman. It was a political marriage, she was dornish (where sexual relationships are significantly more open), she was aware of the prophecy that "the dragon needs three heads" and of the fact that she could bear no more children (and could not therefore produce the 3rd child needed).

I also don't see the Aerys + Lyanna = Jon Snow theory:
a) Lyanna was, as far as we know, never in KL. Rhaegar "abducts" her, but they are not in KL when Brandon shows up looking for revenge. IMO Rhaegar is at least as much hiding her (and himself) from his father as much as the Starks.
b) Amongst the KG at the TOJ is Arthur Dayne, who is Rhaegar's best friend and a likely confidant in his planned coup.
c) Most crit ...


I'm willing to bet that the whole Rhaegar/Lyanna relationship (if true) wasn't consensual, which is why she was in the tower of joy and no mention of a marriage ceremony.

It'll either be rape or what Lyanna thought was a one-night stand turn into imprisonment/forced pregnancy.

It's conjecture based on Ned's memories of Lyanna, she's upset the Robert has been fooling around with lots of girls and has a few bastards already and her being a bit of a wild child.
 
2013-05-23 04:06:04 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.

Both the new females. My goodness!!


You mean Sybil?  Fark me, when they first showed her, I was thinking, "nah, they're not going to show her nude, are they?  She's mega hot."  And yup, they showed her nude.

Did you see that video of her training for the show?  She is hot, hot, hot.
 
2013-05-23 04:12:02 PM  
The way I see it, Rheagar's contribution to the prophecies is that he fathers TPWWP and that's it. That's all he does.

The real operator here is Aerys. He fathers the three heads of the Dragon which have one thing in common; they kill their mothers at child birth.

Lyanna must have been brought to King's Landing, raped and later removed to ToJ to give birth in a safe place.

The King's guard is also sworn to protect the royal family, not just the King. This is a better explanation of why they were at ToJ. With Rhaegar already dead, they had no business being there unless ordered there to protect a member of the royal family by the King himself.
 
2013-05-23 04:20:11 PM  
"I looked for you on the Trident," Ned said to them.

"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.

"Woe to the Usurper if we had been," said Ser Oswell.

"When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were."

"Far away," Ser Gerold said, "or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells."

"I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege," Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them."

"Our knees do not bend easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.

"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him."

"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell.

"But not of the Kingsguard," Ser Gerold pointed out. "The Kingsguard does not flee."

"Then or now," said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.

"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.

Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.

"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

"No," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends."
 
2013-05-23 07:17:34 PM  

Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Shazam999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I miss Spartacus
[img856.imageshack.us image 620x413]
[img16.imageshack.us image 640x427]
[img547.imageshack.us image 850x565]

my cock is magic!

She cleans up fantastic.  I'm so glad they showed her tits. That and redheaded pie-face girl. Holy fark her body was amazing.

Both the new females. My goodness!!

You mean Sybil?  Fark me, when they first showed her, I was thinking, "nah, they're not going to show her nude, are they?  She's mega hot."  And yup, they showed her nude.

Did you see that video of her training for the show?  She is hot, hot, hot.


The people who did the casting deserve all the awards.
 
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