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(Philly.com)   Mixed martial artist to sue a local store, saying the penis gel he bought cause penile scars, lack of pride   (philly.com) divider line 2
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2013-05-22 12:39:54 PM  
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Might have been so old that the stuff broke down into some bad juju.


I know a guy who got chemical burns from expired sun screen. He looked like he had meth face and a sun burn for weeks.
2013-05-22 12:32:56 PM  
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ONLINE ADS SAY the tingling, minty, green gel makes lovemaking last longer

Oh, he's a premature ejaculator. There's no weight training exercise that can clear that up. He should just get his three or four pumps in and when he feels like he's going to explode, hit her in the temple with an elbow and knock her unconscious. When she comes too, tell her it was the dick that put her out.
 
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