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2013-05-22 12:51:12 PM  
"Who?"......"Where?"

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-05-22 12:51:21 PM  
Do they speak English there?
 
2013-05-22 12:51:25 PM  
" He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.
 
2013-05-22 12:51:50 PM  
An asshole says what?
 
2013-05-22 12:53:14 PM  
www.badhaven.com

/off to RTA
 
2013-05-22 12:54:46 PM  
Well, bye.
 
2013-05-22 12:54:47 PM  
Judge Dredd was not an instruction manual
 
2013-05-22 12:55:16 PM  
somehow I think the quote "oh man I shot Marvin in the face" would have been better
 
2013-05-22 12:55:27 PM  
 
2013-05-22 12:55:29 PM  

Odd Bird: [www.badhaven.com image 502x349]

/off to RTA


Do they speak English in "What"?
 
2013-05-22 12:57:33 PM  

Astorix: An asshole says what?


I was going to use "sphincter."

/They let you say "asshole," on FARK?
 
2013-05-22 12:58:16 PM  
Oh, my, god. Dzokar, look at his nose.
It is so big.[scoff] He looks like,
one of those Muslim guys' boyfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Muslim guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total suicide bomber, 'kay?
I mean, his nose, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so crooked, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just so ... muslim!
 
2013-05-22 12:58:39 PM  
Well that ran together badly. Anyway, +1 for subs, huge wtf for FBI.
 
2013-05-22 12:58:43 PM  

Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.


Surely you don't think that's suspicious? It makes perfect sense for a suspect who was about to sign a written confession to attack an agent with a knife he had unexplained access to.

He was probably the one who shot that police officer, we'll hear on the news soon anyway.
 
2013-05-22 12:59:51 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-22 01:00:04 PM  
What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?
 
2013-05-22 01:01:19 PM  
+1 for the headline subby
 
2013-05-22 01:01:48 PM  
www.infinitydish.com
 
2013-05-22 01:02:50 PM  

BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?


As a matter of fact, he kinda does look like a biatch.
 
2013-05-22 01:03:36 PM  
So this guy was the Boston Slasher?
the one who wasted the weed?
 
2013-05-22 01:04:09 PM  
It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:11 PM  

js34603: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

Surely you don't think that's suspicious? It makes perfect sense for a suspect who was about to sign a written confession to attack an agent with a knife he had unexplained access to.

He was probably the one who shot that police officer, we'll hear on the news soon anyway.


I now fully expect to see an article on CNN that repeats almost word for word what you just said but with more "facts" from the brother's girlfriend's lesbian lover's dog's vet's daughter about it.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:34 PM  
FTFA: Their throats had been cut, and their bodies were covered with marijuana

Apparently this n**** broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere. Well... lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out' a here."
 
2013-05-22 01:05:02 PM  
One more scandal for the Obama administration
 
2013-05-22 01:05:32 PM  

migueldelascervezas: BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?

As a matter of fact, he kinda does look like a biatch.


You skipped over the middle part!

"He's fat, he's white..."
"Does he look like a biatch??"
"Well, yeah, a little..."
 
2013-05-22 01:06:35 PM  
Investigators say he confessed to the agent in Florida that he played a role in a triple murder in 2011 in which three men were murdered in an apartment in Waltham, Mass.

seems like a stand up guy
 
2013-05-22 01:07:00 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Oh, my, god. Dzokar, look at his nose.
It is so big.[scoff] He looks like,
one of those Muslim guys' boyfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Muslim guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total suicide bomber, 'kay?
I mean, his nose, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so crooked, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just so ... muslim!


I like big burkhas and I cannot lie,
you other muslims can't deny
when a shrew walks in with everything covered but her face
you get sprung! you wanna pull out your tough
Cause you notice that burkhas stuffed
Deep in the shawl she's wearing
I'm hooked but I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
and take your picture
My terrorists buddies tried to warn me
but that Burkha you got makes me so horny
....
 
2013-05-22 01:10:47 PM  

neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.


What does that have to do with any of this?
 
2013-05-22 01:11:12 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
www.orartswatch.org
 
2013-05-22 01:13:51 PM  

cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?


From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.
 
2013-05-22 01:15:33 PM  
badattitudes.com
 
2013-05-22 01:16:45 PM  
FTFA: Miller reported that FBI agents went to Todashev's apartment complex after midnight Wednesday morning to question him.

Why after midnight was the guy going to turn into a pumpkin at sunrise?
 
2013-05-22 01:16:52 PM  

Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.


no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best
 
2013-05-22 01:18:08 PM  
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!
 
2013-05-22 01:18:11 PM  
Keith Moon and Ringo Starr had a baby...
 
2013-05-22 01:18:21 PM  
I see Samuel L Muthafarking Jackson has already been well covered here.
 
2013-05-22 01:19:02 PM  
memedepot.com
 
2013-05-22 01:19:23 PM  
www.patchtogether.com
i222.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 01:20:19 PM  

neversubmit: cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?

From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.


Soooo...the govt. probably spent millions of dollars training them to do special rescue operations, but then they were "knocked off" for the purpose of what..exactly?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/2-fbi-agents-die-in-counterterr or ism-training-exercise-at-sea.html?_r=0

Thank you, Alex Jones. It all makes sense now.
 
2013-05-22 01:20:52 PM  

Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best


Then weren't in an interview room, they went to the guys place.
 
2013-05-22 01:21:38 PM  
The FBI agent has a gun to the guys head while trying to force him to sign a confession.... and the gun accidently went off....

Usually those interogations go fairly smooth.   But I guess there is always one Russian pothead that messes things up.
 
2013-05-22 01:27:40 PM  

cc_rider: neversubmit: cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?

From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.

Soooo...the govt. probably spent millions of dollars training them to do special rescue operations, but then they were "knocked off" for the purpose of what..exactly?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/2-fbi-agents-die-in-counterterr or ism-training-exercise-at-sea.html?_r=0

Thank you, Alex Jones. It all makes sense now.


Say Nancy Grace has the definition of coincidence changed recently?
 
2013-05-22 01:28:37 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 01:30:52 PM  
Would this have been the agent?
media.aintitcool.com
 
2013-05-22 01:31:37 PM  
What a nice neat little package served right up to them.

A confession about a triple homicide given freely and juuuussst befor he signs it

KNIFE!!!!!!

BANG!!!!

Rookie Shooter: "that confession still counts, right?"

Veteran partner: "even better now. No questions can be asked and if he wasn't guilty why did we have to shoot him?"

Rookie: "ummm...cause you told me too"

Vet: "yeah, but he wasn't going to sign in anyway. Much eaiser like this. No one will ever question why he didn't request a laywer"
 
2013-05-22 01:32:14 PM  

Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best


You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.
 
2013-05-22 01:34:31 PM  
Let me tell you about my mother.
 
2013-05-22 01:38:45 PM  

liam76: Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best

You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.


Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly. I remember years ago (in 2006 i think) seeing a video of an interview room camera footage where a perp was deposited. They came in, sat him down in the chair and walked out. You could see the perp was all stressed and sweating, rubbing his hair and moving around. After about a minute of this, the guy reaches into his pants, pulls out a glock and shoots himself in the head.

After they heard the shot, the police come running back into the room, but they just stand around the guy as it's pretty damn obvious that there was nothing they could do to him (was a pretty gruesome scene) and you can hear in the background one of the cops saying "OK, who forgot to search him?"
 
2013-05-22 01:44:00 PM  
www.kayfabenews.com
 
2013-05-22 01:47:03 PM  

Smoking GNU: Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly.


Yeah, happens a lot, actually.  Has cost a lot of cops their lives as well.
 
2013-05-22 01:50:13 PM  

Smoking GNU: liam76: Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best

You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.

Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly. I remember years ago (in 2006 i think) seeing a video of an interview room camera footage where a perp was deposited. They came in, sat him down in the chair and walked out. You could see the perp was all stressed and sweating, rubbing his hair and moving around. After about a minute of this, the guy reaches into his pants, pulls out a glock and shoots himself in the head.

After they heard the shot, the police come running back into the room, but they just stand around the guy as it's pretty damn obvious that there was nothing they could do to him (was a pretty gruesome scene) and you can hear in the background one of the cops saying "OK, who forgot to search him?"


I don';t doubt it, but fromt he article this didn't happen "in an interview room".
 
2013-05-22 01:52:07 PM  
mel.vizfact.com

ASL for "I double dare you, mother farker!"

/He couldn't be holding that knife much more wrong if he is gonna get stabby.
//Sharp edge down, pointy end towards enemy, thumb along knife handle held so that end of thumb points towards stab target gives you the most attack oppourtunities.
///Have only actualy stabbed one person in my life.
////Myself, by accident. In the asscheek.
 
2013-05-22 01:52:14 PM  

studiomusic: [s3.amazonaws.com image 550x285]
[www.orartswatch.org image 600x300]


If that truly had been the case, I would have supported the shooting
 
2013-05-22 01:54:29 PM  

liam76: Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best

You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.


yeah I read TFA too fast.  Still here is what I really want to know, why is everyone being too PC to talk about the elephant in the room?  The obviously connection between a radical, violent ideology, and yet another death.  When will it be okay to talk about the obvious link between MMA and terrorism
 
2013-05-22 02:02:22 PM  
Ironically, it was actually Marvin that had the "big brain," not Brad.
 
2013-05-22 02:21:57 PM  
 
2013-05-22 02:27:54 PM  
blogs.citypages.com
Not surprised he used a knife.  Not like he can hit anything when he shoots!
 
2013-05-22 02:32:28 PM  

Dogpants: [blogs.citypages.com image 341x341]
Not surprised he used a knife.  Not like he can hit anything when he shoots!


His knee likes knives.
 
2013-05-22 02:36:25 PM  

Alonjar: Smoking GNU: Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly.

Yeah, happens a lot, actually.  Has cost a lot of cops their lives as well.



If he wasn't under arrest, and just came in voluntarily for questioning, I doubt they would have patted him down anyway.
 
2013-05-22 02:39:44 PM  
Say somethin else nugga

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-22 02:49:51 PM  

Magorn: When will it be okay to talk about the obvious link between MMA and terrorism


That is BS, and you know it.

Compare the support for stuff like this among MMA to boxing and wrestling and you will see where the real link to terrorism is.
 
2013-05-22 02:57:58 PM  
Just so glad it was a white guy this time you guys. So relieved
 
2013-05-22 03:02:12 PM  

SoupJohnB: Astorix: An asshole says what?

I was going to use "sphincter."

/They let you say "asshole," on FARK?


Yep, only the C-word is off limits because it offends feminists. Cock-juggling thunder twat is still ok though.
 
2013-05-22 03:02:37 PM  
There's just something about this article that does not pass the smell test.
 
2013-05-22 03:11:03 PM  

Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.


so they questioned him all night and didn't search him for a knife?
 
2013-05-22 03:12:48 PM  

MythDragon: [mel.vizfact.com image 615x345]

ASL for "I double dare you, mother farker!"

/He couldn't be holding that knife much more wrong if he is gonna get stabby.
//Sharp edge down, pointy end towards enemy, thumb along knife handle held so that end of thumb points towards stab target gives you the most attack oppourtunities.
///Have only actualy stabbed one person in my life.
////Myself, by accident. In the asscheek.


I guess that makes you an expert then.
 
2013-05-22 03:14:18 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Alonjar: Smoking GNU: Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly.

Yeah, happens a lot, actually.  Has cost a lot of cops their lives as well.


If he wasn't under arrest, and just came in voluntarily for questioning, I doubt they would have patted him down anyway.


if he wasn't under arrest he should have been allowed to leave. and there should have been an attorney present before the started questioning him unless he waived his right and they have that in writing.
 
2013-05-22 03:15:31 PM  

Alonjar: Smoking GNU: Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly.

Yeah, happens a lot, actually.  Has cost a lot of cops their lives as well.


in any event if they were questioning him they should have been recording it and have video to back up their statements.
 
2013-05-22 03:20:39 PM  

WTFDYW: There's just something about this article that does not pass the smell test.


Probably the dude with the hole in his head. They tend to shiat themselves upon death.
 
2013-05-22 03:22:04 PM  

SoupJohnB: assh


img.fark.net
 
2013-05-22 03:25:36 PM  

MythDragon: [mel.vizfact.com image 615x345]

ASL for "I double dare you, mother farker!"

/He couldn't be holding that knife much more wrong if he is gonna get stabby.
//Sharp edge down, pointy end towards enemy, thumb along knife handle held so that end of thumb points towards stab target gives you the most attack oppourtunities.
///Have only actualy stabbed one person in my life.
////Myself, by accident. In the asscheek.


Two types of knife fighting; stabbing and slashing.
He's got it fine for slashing if he's left handed
 
2013-05-22 03:33:08 PM  
A lot of people didn't even bother to RTFA. He was NOT at the farking station being questioned. They were at HIS apartment.

/sheesh
 
2013-05-22 04:13:46 PM  
Lemme guess... was his nickname "Flock of Seagulls?"
 
2013-05-22 04:15:24 PM  
as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession.

Which the FBI will give to the press as soon as they finish composing it.
 
2013-05-22 04:23:52 PM  

ReverendJynxed: SoupJohnB: Astorix: An asshole says what?

I was going to use "sphincter."

/They let you say "asshole," on FARK?

Yep, only the C-word is off limits because it offends feminists. Cock-juggling thunder twat is still ok though.


Well, that's certainly good to know, in case I ever want to use um - that expression you used, there.

/thought there were 7 words you can't say on FARK

//goes back to read the FAQs
 
2013-05-22 04:27:50 PM  
headline of the year.
 
2013-05-22 04:28:32 PM  

boarch: MythDragon: [mel.vizfact.com image 615x345]

ASL for "I double dare you, mother farker!"

/He couldn't be holding that knife much more wrong if he is gonna get stabby.
//Sharp edge down, pointy end towards enemy, thumb along knife handle held so that end of thumb points towards stab target gives you the most attack oppourtunities.
///Have only actualy stabbed one person in my life.
////Myself, by accident. In the asscheek.

Two types of knife fighting; stabbing and slashing.
He's got it fine for slashing if he's left handed


Not really. Holding it point out, blade up only give you an upwards slash/stab. Point back, blade down gives you slash attack up, diagonal,and across, as well as stabs on the way back.

/School of Rex Kwon Do.
//You should see the pants I wear.
 
2013-05-22 04:45:32 PM  

SoupJohnB: /thought there were 7 words you can't say on FARK


Of Carlin's original 7 words, only 4 are filtered: shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits.... (Of the additional 3, none are filtered: fart, turd, twat...)
 
2013-05-22 05:08:03 PM  
Would also fit?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.  EZ 25:17
 
2013-05-22 05:36:13 PM  
This is just part of the plot by the FBI to eliminate anyone who can connect the government to the Boston Marathon bombing.
 
2013-05-22 06:20:44 PM  

MythDragon: boarch: MythDragon: [mel.vizfact.com image 615x345]

ASL for "I double dare you, mother farker!"

/He couldn't be holding that knife much more wrong if he is gonna get stabby.
//Sharp edge down, pointy end towards enemy, thumb along knife handle held so that end of thumb points towards stab target gives you the most attack oppourtunities.
///Have only actualy stabbed one person in my life.
////Myself, by accident. In the asscheek.

Two types of knife fighting; stabbing and slashing.
He's got it fine for slashing if he's left handed

Not really. Holding it point out, blade up only give you an upwards slash/stab.


What you're not seeing is that he's sneaking in from behind, going for a silent throat kill.
 
2013-05-22 07:29:04 PM  
Maybe somebody double dared him.
 
2013-05-22 08:01:48 PM  

RobSeace: SoupJohnB: /thought there were 7 words you can't say on FARK

Of Carlin's original 7 words, only 4 are filtered: shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits.... (Of the additional 3, none are filtered: fart, turd, twat...)


Ok, that really clears it up - thanks!

/And no nekkid people
 
2013-05-23 03:29:30 PM  
     Every "Criminal Justice" person who was in the room should be in jail for Criminally Negligent Homicide and Depraved Indifference.
 
2013-05-23 10:12:19 PM  

WTFDYW: A lot of people didn't even bother to RTFA. He was NOT at the farking station being questioned. They were at HIS apartment.

/sheesh


And the FBI agent took his Big Kahuna Burger, and he tried to take it back.

Big Kahuna Burgers are serious business.
 
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