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2013-05-22 12:51:12 PM
"Who?"......"Where?"

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-05-22 12:51:21 PM
Do they speak English there?
 
2013-05-22 12:51:25 PM
" He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.
 
2013-05-22 12:51:50 PM
An asshole says what?
 
2013-05-22 12:53:14 PM
www.badhaven.com

/off to RTA
 
2013-05-22 12:54:46 PM
Well, bye.
 
2013-05-22 12:54:47 PM
Judge Dredd was not an instruction manual
 
2013-05-22 12:55:16 PM
somehow I think the quote "oh man I shot Marvin in the face" would have been better
 
2013-05-22 12:55:27 PM
 
2013-05-22 12:55:29 PM

Odd Bird: [www.badhaven.com image 502x349]

/off to RTA


Do they speak English in "What"?
 
2013-05-22 12:57:33 PM

Astorix: An asshole says what?


I was going to use "sphincter."

/They let you say "asshole," on FARK?
 
2013-05-22 12:58:16 PM
Oh, my, god. Dzokar, look at his nose.
It is so big.[scoff] He looks like,
one of those Muslim guys' boyfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Muslim guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total suicide bomber, 'kay?
I mean, his nose, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so crooked, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just so ... muslim!
 
2013-05-22 12:58:39 PM
Well that ran together badly. Anyway, +1 for subs, huge wtf for FBI.
 
2013-05-22 12:58:43 PM

Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.


Surely you don't think that's suspicious? It makes perfect sense for a suspect who was about to sign a written confession to attack an agent with a knife he had unexplained access to.

He was probably the one who shot that police officer, we'll hear on the news soon anyway.
 
2013-05-22 12:59:51 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-22 01:00:04 PM
What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?
 
2013-05-22 01:01:19 PM
+1 for the headline subby
 
2013-05-22 01:01:48 PM
www.infinitydish.com
 
2013-05-22 01:02:50 PM

BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?


As a matter of fact, he kinda does look like a biatch.
 
2013-05-22 01:03:36 PM
So this guy was the Boston Slasher?
the one who wasted the weed?
 
2013-05-22 01:04:09 PM
It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:11 PM

js34603: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

Surely you don't think that's suspicious? It makes perfect sense for a suspect who was about to sign a written confession to attack an agent with a knife he had unexplained access to.

He was probably the one who shot that police officer, we'll hear on the news soon anyway.


I now fully expect to see an article on CNN that repeats almost word for word what you just said but with more "facts" from the brother's girlfriend's lesbian lover's dog's vet's daughter about it.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:34 PM
FTFA: Their throats had been cut, and their bodies were covered with marijuana

Apparently this n**** broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere. Well... lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out' a here."
 
2013-05-22 01:05:02 PM
One more scandal for the Obama administration
 
2013-05-22 01:05:32 PM

migueldelascervezas: BigLuca: What does J. Edgar Hoover look like?

As a matter of fact, he kinda does look like a biatch.


You skipped over the middle part!

"He's fat, he's white..."
"Does he look like a biatch??"
"Well, yeah, a little..."
 
2013-05-22 01:06:35 PM
Investigators say he confessed to the agent in Florida that he played a role in a triple murder in 2011 in which three men were murdered in an apartment in Waltham, Mass.

seems like a stand up guy
 
2013-05-22 01:07:00 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Oh, my, god. Dzokar, look at his nose.
It is so big.[scoff] He looks like,
one of those Muslim guys' boyfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Muslim guys? *scoff*
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total suicide bomber, 'kay?
I mean, his nose, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so crooked, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just so ... muslim!


I like big burkhas and I cannot lie,
you other muslims can't deny
when a shrew walks in with everything covered but her face
you get sprung! you wanna pull out your tough
Cause you notice that burkhas stuffed
Deep in the shawl she's wearing
I'm hooked but I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
and take your picture
My terrorists buddies tried to warn me
but that Burkha you got makes me so horny
....
 
2013-05-22 01:10:47 PM

neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.


What does that have to do with any of this?
 
2013-05-22 01:11:12 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
www.orartswatch.org
 
2013-05-22 01:13:51 PM

cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?


From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.
 
2013-05-22 01:15:33 PM
badattitudes.com
 
2013-05-22 01:16:45 PM
FTFA: Miller reported that FBI agents went to Todashev's apartment complex after midnight Wednesday morning to question him.

Why after midnight was the guy going to turn into a pumpkin at sunrise?
 
2013-05-22 01:16:52 PM

Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.


no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best
 
2013-05-22 01:18:08 PM
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!
 
2013-05-22 01:18:11 PM
Keith Moon and Ringo Starr had a baby...
 
2013-05-22 01:18:21 PM
I see Samuel L Muthafarking Jackson has already been well covered here.
 
2013-05-22 01:19:02 PM
memedepot.com
 
2013-05-22 01:19:23 PM
www.patchtogether.com
i222.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 01:20:19 PM

neversubmit: cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?

From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.


Soooo...the govt. probably spent millions of dollars training them to do special rescue operations, but then they were "knocked off" for the purpose of what..exactly?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/2-fbi-agents-die-in-counterterr or ism-training-exercise-at-sea.html?_r=0

Thank you, Alex Jones. It all makes sense now.
 
2013-05-22 01:20:52 PM

Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best


Then weren't in an interview room, they went to the guys place.
 
2013-05-22 01:21:38 PM
The FBI agent has a gun to the guys head while trying to force him to sign a confession.... and the gun accidently went off....

Usually those interogations go fairly smooth.   But I guess there is always one Russian pothead that messes things up.
 
2013-05-22 01:27:40 PM

cc_rider: neversubmit: cc_rider: neversubmit: It's just a funny coincidence that two of the FBI agents died in an accident. (video auto plays pops)

Nothing to see here, now move along.

What does that have to do with any of this?

From what I read the agents were in the search for the Boston bombers but it's just a coincidence.

Soooo...the govt. probably spent millions of dollars training them to do special rescue operations, but then they were "knocked off" for the purpose of what..exactly?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/2-fbi-agents-die-in-counterterr or ism-training-exercise-at-sea.html?_r=0

Thank you, Alex Jones. It all makes sense now.


Say Nancy Grace has the definition of coincidence changed recently?
 
2013-05-22 01:28:37 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 01:30:52 PM
Would this have been the agent?
media.aintitcool.com
 
2013-05-22 01:31:37 PM
What a nice neat little package served right up to them.

A confession about a triple homicide given freely and juuuussst befor he signs it

KNIFE!!!!!!

BANG!!!!

Rookie Shooter: "that confession still counts, right?"

Veteran partner: "even better now. No questions can be asked and if he wasn't guilty why did we have to shoot him?"

Rookie: "ummm...cause you told me too"

Vet: "yeah, but he wasn't going to sign in anyway. Much eaiser like this. No one will ever question why he didn't request a laywer"
 
2013-05-22 01:32:14 PM

Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best


You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.
 
2013-05-22 01:34:31 PM
Let me tell you about my mother.
 
2013-05-22 01:38:45 PM

liam76: Magorn: Witty_Retort: " He was cooperative at first, they say, but late Tuesday night, he attacked the agent with a knife, who shot and killed him. Officials say Todashev became violent as he was about to sign a written statement based on his confession. "

Gonna go invest in tin foil hats. BRB.

no tinfoil but where did a suspect in an interview room get a knife from?  Sloppy farking police work at best

You are better than that.

/Still sloppy.


Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly. I remember years ago (in 2006 i think) seeing a video of an interview room camera footage where a perp was deposited. They came in, sat him down in the chair and walked out. You could see the perp was all stressed and sweating, rubbing his hair and moving around. After about a minute of this, the guy reaches into his pants, pulls out a glock and shoots himself in the head.

After they heard the shot, the police come running back into the room, but they just stand around the guy as it's pretty damn obvious that there was nothing they could do to him (was a pretty gruesome scene) and you can hear in the background one of the cops saying "OK, who forgot to search him?"
 
2013-05-22 01:44:00 PM
www.kayfabenews.com
 
2013-05-22 01:47:03 PM

Smoking GNU: Sometimes the cops forget to search the suspect properly.


Yeah, happens a lot, actually.  Has cost a lot of cops their lives as well.
 
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