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(Lancashire Evening Post)   Parents of identical Down's Syndrome twins applied for state benefits for their children - one child was accepted the other refused by the authorities   ( ) divider line
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2013-05-22 12:22:53 PM  
4 votes:
Two Down, one to go.
2013-05-22 12:27:24 PM  
3 votes:
Too many chromosomes in kids these days. I blame the parents.
2013-05-22 12:24:24 PM  
3 votes:
Arthur was accepted and Alfie refused.

What's it all about?
2013-05-22 01:43:29 PM  
2 votes:
Few people know you can reduce your chances of having retarded children. Taking care of your health if you're planning to have children, conceiving before you're old enough for genetic damage to happen, or even storing your eggs and sperm at a young age before damage happens, these all can prevent what looks like a totally random tragedy of genetics.

Also what position you fark her with can change your chances dramatically. So don't ever:
2013-05-22 01:18:28 PM  
2 votes:
One kid has the smarts, the other has the conscience. The smart one should set up the stupid one to slip and fall off the rail. Then the smart kid can finally be complete.

/hate the smart kid character
//hope he gets his due in third book
///who are the Dunyain?!?!
2013-05-22 01:14:57 PM  
2 votes:

Grumpy Cat: Too many chromosomes in kids these days. I blame the parents.

The chromosome count.. IS TOO DAMNED HIGH.

/too lazy to do an actual 'shop.
2013-05-22 12:59:42 PM  
2 votes:
2013-05-22 12:42:55 PM  
2 votes:
Because the Govt is more retarded than both down syndrome twins?
2013-05-22 12:36:15 PM  
2 votes:
If at first you don't succeed, try, trisomy again...
2013-05-22 12:34:55 PM  
2 votes:
Down and Downer.
2013-05-22 12:22:44 PM  
2 votes:
That's just retarded.

/ticket please
2013-05-22 01:42:06 PM  
1 vote:

darth_badger: One keeps coming tardy to the testing?

* Funny, I don't feel tardy *

2013-05-22 01:03:04 PM  
1 vote:
Double Downs
2013-05-22 01:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
One ups, one downs
2013-05-22 12:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
This is what the state should be willing to pay for for these kids. Otherwise, you are on your own.
2013-05-22 12:44:13 PM  
1 vote:
stop having crotch fruit.  how selfish of them to burden society with identical wastes of resources that will never positively contribute, just drain drain drain.

the state should have mandated an abobo for her, especially since she has 3 kids already.

I can also count to potato.  End Socialism.
2013-05-22 12:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
I don't need to buy a ticket, I got the season pass.
2013-05-22 12:30:17 PM  
1 vote:
Technically,  I don't think children belong to 'parents'.    Recently the talking heads determined they belong to the community as a whole.   Thus, if the State or local Government said one of your kids qualifies and another doesn't .... then you should follow thier quidelines.

They know what is best for your family.   Not you.
2013-05-22 12:30:15 PM  
1 vote:
They should have tried Massachusetts Maine for commonwealth state benefits, not the UK.
2013-05-22 12:26:11 PM  
1 vote:

Devolving_Spud: Arthur was accepted and Alfie refused.

You never know why Russel Brand turns down a script.
2013-05-22 12:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
One keeps coming tardy to the testing?
2013-05-22 12:23:32 PM  
1 vote:
There can be only one
2013-05-22 12:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
Handicapable vs. Handicapped  ... Gufus and Dufus?
2013-05-22 12:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
This thread will be comprised of three kinds of posts.

I can count to potato shops

Stupid English socialized medicine!!!!

Dumbasses, you already have three kids, and you're old, so why did you get pregnant again?

/3 is the number of the counting, and the number of the count shall be 3
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