wxboy: That seemed like a ridiculous amount of effort to say "Don't forget that tornadoes happen here too".
gopher321: Pardon me if I pull a Kinnison on this issue, but what the fark do you expect when you live in Tornado Alley? YOU GET GODDAMN TORNADOES EVERY YEAR, IDIOT! MOVE YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE!
Carn: For you folks that don't live in DMV, people round these parts tend to panic at any weather or geologic event of any kind other than "sunny", so this is merely WaPo's response to the number of concerned readers who may or may not be experiencing tornado panic due to events that happened halfway across the country and are exceedingly unlikely to happen here. Still, the conditions do sometimes occur so it's not unreasonable to get some information out there.
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