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    More: Interesting, Neanderthals, logical possibility, human hunting, megafauna, alien species, direct evidence, hyenas, Discovery News  
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2013-05-22 02:05:53 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-22 12:25:53 PM  
5 votes:
unrealitymag.com
2013-05-22 01:58:55 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-22 02:20:12 PM  
3 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 540x360]

That guy totally looks like George Harrison


web.mit.edu
2013-05-22 12:39:15 PM  
3 votes:
Zug zug.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-05-22 05:36:15 PM  
2 votes:
Shocking new theory: Humans hunted, ate Neanderthalsm.static.newsvine.com
"Hey, guys, how's it g-... why are you looking at me that way? Guys?
Hold on, now, we're all hominids here... Stop licking your lips!"
2013-05-22 02:33:17 PM  
2 votes:
Haha, at my house we will still occasionally ask "Ool?" when we mean "Is dinner almost ready?"
2013-05-22 02:00:29 PM  
2 votes:

Jubeebee: Zug zug.
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 154x158]


Me not that kind of orc!
2013-05-22 01:59:20 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: Cythraul: Given that a lot of us have Neanderthal DNA, our ancestors must have killed and ate them right after sexy-time.

The "neandertal DNA in humans" thing is largely the result of misinterpretation in the popular press.  Humans and neandertals both have  Homo ergaster DNA, but specific alleles persisted at different frequencies in the two clades.  The geographic distribution of so-called "neandertal DNA" is not consistent with what we would expect if it was the result of interbreeding, but perfectly consistent with differences in persistence in both neandertals and humans of the genes that both inherited from their MRCA.

(Not that this rules out the possibility of neandertal/human hybrids, but it doesn't lend support to that hypothesis either.)


God, Schmod, I want my monkey boy.
2013-05-22 01:59:10 PM  
2 votes:
Damn, time has not been good to Wanda Sykes...
2013-05-22 12:27:57 PM  
2 votes:
Given that a lot of us have Neanderthal DNA, our ancestors must have killed and ate them right after sexy-time.
2013-05-22 06:00:24 PM  
1 votes:
m.static.newsvine.com

Fork goes where?!??!?!?!
2013-05-22 03:38:44 PM  
1 votes:

Famous Thamas: Hollie Maea: Yeah, so up until 20 years ago, humans also hunted and ate other HUMANS, so I'm not sure why this would be "shocking" in any way.

If you think cannibalism doesn't exist anymore, you would be gravely mistaken.


i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-05-22 03:03:46 PM  
1 votes:
I love this movie!
cf2.imgobject.com
2013-05-22 03:00:13 PM  
1 votes:
Of course we mated with neaderthals.  Men will fark anything
2013-05-22 02:39:31 PM  
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Jubeebee: Zug zug.
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 154x158]

Ready to work!


Dabu!
2013-05-22 02:35:00 PM  
1 votes:

bedtundy: gameshowhost: [unrealitymag.com image 400x270]

Best part about that movie was Nook (Asian guy) speaking perfect English.  Rest of it was... meh.

Hard to believe they got any big name stars to do that movie.  Did Ringo Star lose a bet?


Oh c'mon....the Asian guy is EVAN frikkin' KIM...!   Mr. Loo from The Kentucky Fried Movie???

i1168.photobucket.com
2013-05-22 02:30:49 PM  
1 votes:

GORDON: I got the reference, subby.  But then I am very old.


I too am ashamed that I was able to translate the headline.
2013-05-22 02:17:36 PM  
1 votes:

ahchoo: GORDON: I got the reference, subby.  But then I am very old.

same here :(


Yeah.

/lawn, off
2013-05-22 02:13:38 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 540x360]


That guy totally looks like George Harrison
2013-05-22 02:11:54 PM  
1 votes:

Hollie Maea: Yeah, so up until 20 years ago, humans also hunted and ate other HUMANS, so I'm not sure why this would be "shocking" in any way.


If you think cannibalism doesn't exist anymore, you would be gravely mistaken.
2013-05-22 02:11:01 PM  
1 votes:
giant short facet hyena

And although Stewart isn't considers the new hypothesis "unlikely," he agreed that all hypotheses "need to be voiced and considered."


And although Jacob_Roberson isn't considers NBC's editing "crap quality," he agreed that all Larry O'Hanlon "need to be hunted down and cannibalized."
2013-05-22 02:04:42 PM  
1 votes:

gameshowhost: [unrealitymag.com image 400x270]


Best part about that movie was Nook (Asian guy) speaking perfect English.  Rest of it was... meh.

Hard to believe they got any big name stars to do that movie.  Did Ringo Star lose a bet?
2013-05-22 02:02:20 PM  
1 votes:

texdent: Lana?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x293]

[img381.imageshack.us image 579x365]

[images.wikia.com image 275x206]


No dude, Lana:

cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com


GORDON: I got the reference, subby.  But then I am very old.


I hear you. But barely.
2013-05-22 01:57:44 PM  
1 votes:
I got the reference, subby.  But then I am very old.
2013-05-22 12:47:32 PM  
1 votes:
That's not the dumbest hypothesis I've ever heard, but it's certainly in the running.
 
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