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(Yahoo)   Golfer Sergio Garcia: I apologize if anyone was offended by my remarks, but I'm completely mystified by how anyone would think I was being racist when I said I'd invite Tiger Woods to dinner and serve fried chicken   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 129
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2013-05-22 12:39:28 PM
Maybe instead Tiger can have him to lunch, and serve submarine sandwiches
 
2013-05-22 12:45:23 PM
WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN
 
2013-05-22 12:51:35 PM
Sergio Garcia is black, subby. DUH

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2013-05-22 01:05:37 PM
A racist Spainiard? Well THAT'S a surprise.
 
2013-05-22 01:07:38 PM
Here's some news, and it explains a lot: Douchebags don't realize that they're douchebags.
 
2013-05-22 01:08:11 PM
Fuzzy already made this joke.  Just shows that Sergio is just as much of a hack on Sunday as he is a comedian
 
2013-05-22 01:10:23 PM

BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN


It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.
 
2013-05-22 01:11:03 PM
why, is fried chicken now an insult to the Thai race?
 
2013-05-22 01:11:50 PM

meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.


Nothing at KFC is spectacular.  At best it's "okay".
 
2013-05-22 01:11:56 PM

meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.


shiat, FRIED chicken, not friend chicken.
 
2013-05-22 01:11:59 PM
Understanding the dynamics between race and culture, and the influence our actions have on this dynamic, is often very hard for athletes to understand. If it were really, really, easy, it would be your mom.
 
2013-05-22 01:12:43 PM

degenerate-afro: meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.

Nothing at KFC is spectacular.  At best it's "okay".


Heathen!
 
2013-05-22 01:12:58 PM
I grew up thinking I was black in rural oklahoma.  My friends and family always made watermelon/fried chicken jokes.

I love watermelon & fried chicken.

When I became a man and found our I was white, I was pretty let down and all those years of playing basketball and thinking I had a big penis shrunk away.
 
2013-05-22 01:13:23 PM
Regardless of what you think of Tiger, Sergio is a complete douchelord.

I've been down on Sergio ever since he lost the 2007 Open Championship in a playoff and then blamed it on the groundskeepers.

You're a whiny twunt, Sergio. Stop being such a douchebag.
 
2013-05-22 01:14:09 PM
Tiger should have fired back with "whatever Sergio wants to serve for lunch is fine, I only hope he doesn't choke."
 
2013-05-22 01:15:20 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:In a game of losers, there are no winners
 
2013-05-22 01:16:54 PM
One of my close friends make the best cajun fried chicken I've ever tasted, he spent his early 20s doing nothing but making that chicken for a restaurant, 50 hours a week.  He's black and we both get a kick out of how if we're in public and I say something about him making fried chicken for our tailgate, everyone stares at me in horror.

/he now responds by asking me how the watermelons I'm growing are doing
//of course when you're a partner at a law firm and making good money, it is easier to be amused by stereotypes
 
2013-05-22 01:20:37 PM
So he learned how to finish a tournament from Greg Norman, and how to tell a joke from Fuzzy Zoeller.
 
2013-05-22 01:20:45 PM
Tiger's an assclown, Sergio seems like he is even more so.

But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur?  Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...
 
2013-05-22 01:20:56 PM

JolobinSmokin: I grew up thinking I was black in rural oklahoma.  My friends and family always made watermelon/fried chicken jokes.

I love watermelon & fried chicken.

When I became a man and found our I was white, I was pretty let down and all those years of playing basketball and thinking I had a big penis shrunk away.


You mean you're gonna stay that color?
 
2013-05-22 01:21:29 PM

degenerate-afro: meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.

Nothing at KFC is spectacular.  At best it's "okay".


And the overpricing means KFC sucks.

/Seriously, a 2-piece for $8?!
//Fark you KFC
 
2013-05-22 01:21:49 PM

jake_lex: So he learned how to finish a tournament from Greg Norman, and how to tell a joke from Fuzzy Zoeller.


... pressurize a cabin from Payne Stewart...
 
2013-05-22 01:22:09 PM
I have to commend Sergio Garcia for continually being able to out-asshole Tiger Woods at every opportunity.
 
2013-05-22 01:22:54 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur? Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...


But why mention fried chicken specifically then? It's not like it's the national dish of Spain.
 
2013-05-22 01:23:36 PM

simondice: Tiger should have fired back with "whatever Sergio wants to serve for lunch is fine, I only hope he doesn't choke."


That would've been one of the best "OH, SNAP~!" responses evah.

jake_lex: So he learned how to finish a tournament from Greg Norman, and how to tell a joke from Fuzzy Zoeller.


This.
 
2013-05-22 01:24:08 PM

fawlty: Representative of the unwashed masses: But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur? Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...

But why mention fried chicken specifically then? It's not like it's the national dish of Spain.


Maybe he was just thinking of something he equates to being a lazy American meal?
 
2013-05-22 01:25:57 PM

gameshowhost: Sergio Garcia is black, subby. DUH

.


 eine Schwarze?
www.therichest.org


  eh nein.
 
2013-05-22 01:26:50 PM
What level of racist is he?

1. Well-meaning racist. (Micheal Scott)
2. Ignorant racist. (going to put Sergio and all Spaniards here)
3. Racist racist. (Tea Party)
4. Dangerous racist. (skinheads)
 
2013-05-22 01:26:55 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Tiger's an assclown, Sergio seems like he is even more so.

But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur?  Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...


He Knew.  He said he'd have Tiger over to dinner during the tournament and "serve fried chicken EVERY NIGHT".   That wasn't an accident
 
2013-05-22 01:28:39 PM
The real question is whether Tiger Woods actually really likes fried chicken.

If he does, then this is just Sergio using his knowledge of Tiger's favorite cuisine to answer a question.
 
2013-05-22 01:29:24 PM

meanmutton: degenerate-afro: meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.

Nothing at KFC is spectacular.  At best it's "okay".

Heathen!


Chicken should not leave an aftertaste for hours after you eat it.  Also as Rwa2play mentioned, there is no reason to pay $8 for two pieces of dark meat chicken.  Even Popeyes has a two piece for 89 cent deal (well, I believe it's 99cents now) and I only consider Popeyes marginally better than KFC.
 
2013-05-22 01:29:38 PM

gameshowhost: JolobinSmokin: I grew up thinking I was black in rural oklahoma.  My friends and family always made watermelon/fried chicken jokes.

I love watermelon & fried chicken.

When I became a man and found our I was white, I was pretty let down and all those years of playing basketball and thinking I had a big penis shrunk away.

You mean you're gonna stay that color?


I'm going to Florida soon, so I'll be a brighter shade of red soon.
 
2013-05-22 01:30:37 PM
I'm SO sick and tired of fried chicken and watermelon being considered racist because black slaves. Well, NO shiat SHERLOCK. Portable, energy dense, tasty food that even slaves could manage to get, yet also so awesomely good it was served in the up-north homes.

Stop taking my fried chicken and watermelon, you attractive and successful people you!
 
2013-05-22 01:37:23 PM
I like to watch Tiger play on Sunday, and yet the first thing that popped into my mind when I heard the question asked to Sergio (and their dislike for each other), was that he should have said: 'Sure I'd invite him to dinner, but Tiger has to bring his own hookers and blow...'

/window seat.
// In many people's eyes, Sergio may come off as a weak-minded, self-serving whiner, but I have to give him credit for at least defeating the horrible yips he used to suffer from - remember the 'pull-the-club-back' 15 frickin' times before I hit the damned ball? I thought his career was done.
 
2013-05-22 01:37:57 PM
"If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, there is something wrong with YOU! That shiat is delicious!"
Dave Chappelle
 
2013-05-22 01:41:01 PM

fawlty: Representative of the unwashed masses: But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur? Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...

But why mention fried chicken specifically then? It's not like it's the national dish of Spain.


I thought the same thing as fawlty. For people not from the US, even those who have spent a lot of time in the US, I would think Fried Chicken would be a particularly "American" food, without necessarily understand the regional and sociological dynamics of who eats fried chicken.
 
2013-05-22 01:41:48 PM
So many easy, accurate and effective ways to zing Woods, and dipsh*t goes with one that makes him look like the asshole.  Well done, dumb ass.
 
2013-05-22 01:41:54 PM

fawlty: Representative of the unwashed masses: But being a Spaniard, do you think he even knows that was a slur? Hell I'm Canadian and I never really knew that one until I got in my 20's...

But why mention fried chicken specifically then? It's not like it's the national dish of Spain.


Come on.  What are the odds your average American is gonna know from paella?

/as for fried chicken - Belgrade Gardens in Barberton FTW!
 
2013-05-22 01:49:41 PM

torr5962: Understanding the dynamics between race and culture, and the influence our actions have on this dynamic, is often very hard for athletes to understand. If it were really, really, easy, it would be your mom.


Fuzzy Zoeller ring a bell? Sergio knew exactly what the fark he was saying.
 
2013-05-22 01:59:52 PM
I've always wanted to say this: For Shizzle!!

/Really? 40 posts in and no one's referenced this yet?
//Cut the malarkey!
 
2013-05-22 02:04:52 PM
Do African Spaniards (is that what they're called in Spain?) eat a lot of fried chicken?  How else would Sergio even know about the stereotype?
 
2013-05-22 02:08:51 PM

MFAWG: torr5962: Understanding the dynamics between race and culture, and the influence our actions have on this dynamic, is often very hard for athletes to understand. If it were really, really, easy, it would be your mom.

Fuzzy Zoeller ring a bell? Sergio knew exactly what the fark he was saying.


You do realize that the actually serve fried chicken and collared greens at Augusta National?  You do realize that what Fuzzy said was "whatever the hell they  serve" and not "whatever the hell they  eat"?

Fuzzy was in no way making a snide racist comment about anything. He was talking about what "they" meaning "the club" SERVES the winner of the tournament.

It was the stupidest non-controversy ever in the history of non-controversies.

Anyone who thinks any reference to chicken around black people is inherently offensive can shove their self-righteousness directly up their ass. I have put the question to my black co-workers numerous times - where's the offense? Am I going to get sent to HR if I come back with a bucket of Chester Fried? Am I going to get reported if I don't share my Chester Fried?

The watermelon thing I get due to the "Little Black Sambo" stuff, but I'm totally baffled about why fried chicken is such a sensitive topic whenever there's a black person within earshot.

Fried chicken is farking delicious and we all need to get over it.
 
2013-05-22 02:09:22 PM

meanmutton: meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.

shiat, FRIED chicken, not friend chicken.


What's wrong with a chicken friend?

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-22 02:10:12 PM

The Muthaship: So many easy, accurate and effective ways to zing Woods, and dipsh*t goes with one that makes him look like the asshole.  Well done, dumb ass.


a witty one, that one.
To be fair he has been know to fold when put on the spot, so, at least he's consistent.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-05-22 02:11:09 PM
As for Tiger, suck it up you big pansy. Sergio, quit being an assclown. I wish someone would have me over for fried chicken.
 
2013-05-22 02:13:09 PM

degenerate-afro: meanmutton: degenerate-afro: meanmutton: BunkoSquad: WHO THE #### OF ANY RACE DOES NOT LOVE FRIED CHICKEN

It's one of those things that's the stupidest, most idiotic thing to have be a racial slur because, yeah, fried chicken is farking awesome.

/BTW -- the boneless friend chicken at KFC is spectacular.

Nothing at KFC is spectacular.  At best it's "okay".

Heathen!

Chicken should not leave an aftertaste for hours after you eat it.  Also as Rwa2play mentioned, there is no reason to pay $8 for two pieces of dark meat chicken.  Even Popeyes has a two piece for 89 cent deal (well, I believe it's 99cents now) and I only consider Popeyes marginally better than KFC.


CSB:  About a year ago I wanted to treat the folks to KFC so I bought a bucket of chicken...came out to $50.

That was the last time I went to KFC.  Popeye's is much cheaper but the quality is still there.  Also: their mash with cajun gravy rocks my soul.
 
2013-05-22 02:13:48 PM

MFAWG: torr5962: Understanding the dynamics between race and culture, and the influence our actions have on this dynamic, is often very hard for athletes to understand. If it were really, really, easy, it would be your mom.

Fuzzy Zoeller ring a bell? Sergio knew exactly what the fark he was saying.


This. People need to stop defending this farkwit.
 
2013-05-22 02:14:37 PM

LL316: Do African Spaniards (is that what they're called in Spain?) eat a lot of fried chicken?  How else would Sergio even know about the stereotype?


They use to call them Moors in my experience, but that was years ago.
 
2013-05-22 02:18:08 PM

holdeestrufs: MFAWG: torr5962: Understanding the dynamics between race and culture, and the influence our actions have on this dynamic, is often very hard for athletes to understand. If it were really, really, easy, it would be your mom.

Fuzzy Zoeller ring a bell? Sergio knew exactly what the fark he was saying.

You do realize that the actually serve fried chicken and collared greens at Augusta National?  You do realize that what Fuzzy said was "whatever the hell they  serve" and not "whatever the hell they  eat"?

Fuzzy was in no way making a snide racist comment about anything. He was talking about what "they" meaning "the club" SERVES the winner of the tournament.

It was the stupidest non-controversy ever in the history of non-controversies.

Anyone who thinks any reference to chicken around black people is inherently offensive can shove their self-righteousness directly up their ass. I have put the question to my black co-workers numerous times - where's the offense? Am I going to get sent to HR if I come back with a bucket of Chester Fried? Am I going to get reported if I don't share my Chester Fried?

The watermelon thing I get due to the "Little Black Sambo" stuff, but I'm totally baffled about why fried chicken is such a sensitive topic whenever there's a black person within earshot.

Fried chicken is farking delicious and we all need to get over it.


You're an idiot, and you don't know how the Masters chooses the champions dinner menu as proof.
 
2013-05-22 02:19:37 PM
Instead of going for the cheap/racist shot, he should have said the following:

"Yes, Tiger is welcome to come over for dinner....as long as he brings over a porn star or two."
 
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