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(Celebslam)   Madonna wears a sweatshirt with an AK-47 on it, which is the most controversial thing you'll see all day from a woman going through menopause   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 41
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2013-05-22 12:15:53 PM  
I'll be impressed if it's like my AK-47 shirt, which says "When they come for your guns, make sure to give them the ammo first"

/Don't own an AK.
 
2013-05-22 12:21:25 PM  
She's just happy to wear something with a pop-culture icon older than her
 
2013-05-22 12:32:07 PM  
Shot flashes.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:08 PM  
Heh.  It says "Defend Paris".  Doesn't she have lawyers and gynecologists already?
 
2013-05-22 01:02:07 PM  
Well, maybe she was showing her support of Mozambique. You ever think of that, Celebslam? Huh? Bunch of insensitive bastards, the lot of ya.
 
2013-05-22 01:02:32 PM  
Wow, she is so edgy. Let me buy her album.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:24 PM  
Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.
 
2013-05-22 01:07:51 PM  
ZOMG!!! She supports murder!!!!


/zero farks given
 
2013-05-22 01:07:59 PM  
Madonna just can't stop pushing the limitsYeah, that's it.  Fashion tip:  the everything with weapons on it fad went out years ago.  The bullet belt/AK shirt/brass knuckle necklace thing has been done.  My wife had a shirt similar to this.  I haven't seen it for about five years.
 
2013-05-22 01:10:02 PM  
That Madonna ripoff known as Lady Gaga had plastic machine gun bra implants for a concert. Not sure if it was in Canada where a couple of turds got all bothered by it.
 
2013-05-22 01:10:28 PM  
I would recommend this because every nation should be founded on farming, reading, and revolution:
3.bp.blogspot.com


But if you really want to "push the limits":

chicagoboyz.net
 
2013-05-22 01:11:18 PM  
LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/if you think she didn't wear that on purpose, you're naive
 
2013-05-22 01:13:31 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Its been done before by better artists.
 
2013-05-22 01:19:32 PM  
I find this from one of the side bar stories much more interesting.

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2013-05-22 01:26:49 PM  
"going thru" menopause!?!   The woman is like 60...i think is safe to say that ship has already sailed long ago.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:46 PM  
So Sarah Palin hasn't gone through menopause yet?
 
2013-05-22 01:57:04 PM  
"I'm controversial! Please?"
 
2013-05-22 02:03:25 PM  

Valiente: Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.


Damn, son
 
2013-05-22 02:09:03 PM  

Valiente: Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.


Laser guided, drone fired bomb made of enriched lolonium.

/oh snap
 
2013-05-22 02:15:49 PM  
C'mon, Madonna! Everyone knows that you join PETA in a vain attempt to stay relevant.

See also:
Anderson, Pamela
GoGo's, The
 
2013-05-22 02:27:39 PM  
Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.
 
2013-05-22 02:38:42 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.


Connect the dots for me.  What does an AK for "defending Paris" have to do with some guy killing himself over the legalization of gay marriage?

Don't get me wrong I got no problem if some dried out vapid coont wants to cling to a symbol entrenched in violence as "cool", but don't pretend it is a clever statement, and don't pretend it is anything but hypocritical coming from someoen who pretends to be against a culture of "guns".
 
2013-05-22 02:43:44 PM  

liam76: KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.

Connect the dots for me.  What does an AK for "defending Paris" have to do with some guy killing himself over the legalization of gay marriage?

Don't get me wrong I got no problem if some dried out vapid coont wants to cling to a symbol entrenched in violence as "cool", but don't pretend it is a clever statement, and don't pretend it is anything but hypocritical coming from someoen who pretends to be against a culture of "guns".


She also eats cookies like she owns the place
 
2013-05-22 02:51:52 PM  
At least TFA's comment section is mature.
 
2013-05-22 02:54:29 PM  
Did her bodyguard get hit by schrapnel.
 
2013-05-22 03:02:38 PM  
Fark has conditioned me to expect a non-AK47 weapon.
I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-22 03:07:14 PM  

liam76: KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.

Connect the dots for me.  What does an AK for "defending Paris" have to do with some guy killing himself over the legalization of gay marriage?

Don't get me wrong I got no problem if some dried out vapid coont wants to cling to a symbol entrenched in violence as "cool", but don't pretend it is a clever statement, and don't pretend it is anything but hypocritical coming from someoen who pretends to be against a culture of "guns".


Wow, you really don't like your hate interrupted, huh?

The sweatshirt immediately reminded me of the old right-winger's suicide. Which happened in Paris. With a gun.  Unfortunately, I didn't link the source(s) that said

In a final essay on his website Tuesday, he railed against France's adoption of a law legalising gay marriage and adoption, urging activists to take measures to protect "French and European identities".

My bad.  You can now return to regularly scheduled post-menopausal celebrity fashion outrage.
 
2013-05-22 03:57:53 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry:
The sweatshirt immediately reminded me of the old right-winger's suicide. Which happened in Paris. With a gun.  Unfortunately, I didn't link the source(s) that said

In a final essay on his website Tuesday, he railed against France's adoption of a law legalising gay marriage and adoption, urging activists to take measures to protect "French and European identities".

My bad.  You can now return to regularly scheduled post-menopausal celebrity fashion outrage.


How dare you interrupt the Two Minutes of Hate?? Better get with the program, bub, and start raging at the famous woman who had the temerity to survive into late middle age.

Unlike all the Farkers on here who won't ever grow old.
 
2013-05-22 04:49:47 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: liam76: KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.

Connect the dots for me.  What does an AK for "defending Paris" have to do with some guy killing himself over the legalization of gay marriage?

Don't get me wrong I got no problem if some dried out vapid coont wants to cling to a symbol entrenched in violence as "cool", but don't pretend it is a clever statement, and don't pretend it is anything but hypocritical coming from someoen who pretends to be against a culture of "guns".

Wow, you really don't like your hate interrupted, huh?

The sweatshirt immediately reminded me of the old right-winger's suicide. Which happened in Paris. With a gun.  Unfortunately, I didn't link the source(s) that said

In a final essay on his website Tuesday, he railed against France's adoption of a law legalising gay marriage and adoption, urging activists to take measures to protect "French and European identities".

My bad.  You can now return to regularly scheduled post-menopausal celebrity fashion outrage.


Was the gun An AK-47?

Does the sweatshirt talk about gay marriage?

Do you think Madonna is anti Gay marriage?

It doesn't have fark all to do with what she was wearing.  Your suggestion that it it does, was so stupid that we are all now dumber for having read it.

gilgigamesh: How dare you interrupt the Two Minutes of Hate?? Better get with the program, bub, and start raging at the famous woman who had the temerity to survive into late middle age.

Unlike all the Farkers on here who won't ever grow old


I don't give a fark if she is old.  It annoys the shiat out of me how someoen got to that age and is so abysmally ignorant of world affairs that or that profoundly hypocritical that she thinks that swaetchirt jives with what she preaches.
 
2013-05-22 04:56:03 PM  
I hope she wasn't in a public school where the precious snowflakes were forced to see the gun on her shirt.
 
2013-05-22 05:06:32 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: liam76: KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.

Connect the dots for me.  What does an AK for "defending Paris" have to do with some guy killing himself over the legalization of gay marriage?

Don't get me wrong I got no problem if some dried out vapid coont wants to cling to a symbol entrenched in violence as "cool", but don't pretend it is a clever statement, and don't pretend it is anything but hypocritical coming from someoen who pretends to be against a culture of "guns".

Wow, you really don't like your hate interrupted, huh?

The sweatshirt immediately reminded me of the old right-winger's suicide. Which happened in Paris. With a gun.  Unfortunately, I didn't link the source(s) that said

In a final essay on his website Tuesday, he railed against France's adoption of a law legalising gay marriage and adoption, urging activists to take measures to protect "French and European identities".

My bad.  You can now return to regularly scheduled post-menopausal celebrity fashion outrage.


In light of this information I'm going to have to give Madonna a thumbs up on her clever, amusing, and edgy commentary.

/ No snark.
 
2013-05-22 05:30:39 PM  

Valiente: Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.


Yet somehow an AK would still shoot just fine.
 
2013-05-22 05:33:49 PM  
While it is true that Madonna is as edgy as yesterday's RubiK's Cube Fark would be blowing  a gasket if it was Sarah Palin in the Same SHIRT.
 
2013-05-22 05:47:00 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: Not to harsh the Madonna hatefest, but I'm pretty sure this might be the reason she's wearing that sweater.


www.hardballtimes.com
 
2013-05-22 05:53:47 PM  

Valiente: Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.


And boom went the dynamite.

/has no problem with Madonna
//still, credit where credit is due
 
2013-05-22 06:39:25 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Valiente: Probably is referencing her rusty barrel and no longer tight-fitting clip.

Yet somehow an AK would still shoot just fine.


If you don't mind that rattling noise and pull to the right.
 
2013-05-22 07:12:51 PM  

liam76: Was the gun An AK-47?

Does the sweatshirt talk about gay marriage?

Do you think Madonna is anti Gay marriage?

It doesn't have fark all to do with what she was wearing. Your suggestion that it it does, was so stupid that we are all now dumber for having read it.



I offered a theory.  You offered overplayed ITG cliches, anger and a contempt for irony.  I'm bored, so you win.
 
2013-05-22 07:34:29 PM  

amindtat: I find this from one of the side bar stories much more interesting.


She farts in your general direction.
 
2013-05-22 08:37:40 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: I offered a theory.


A monumentally stupid theory that makes no farking sense.

An anti gay activist killing himself with a pistol in church in Paris doesn't have fark all to do with an over the hill "anti gun" "pro gay" pop star sporting a T-shirt that celebrates an automatic rifle largely associated with  rebel (and often very religious) movements.


You are beyond Glenn Beck level theory there.


KwameKilstrawberry: You offered overplayed ITG cliches, anger and a contempt for irony.


ITG?  Where was the threat?

Anger?  No.  I asked you to explain the connection.  You didn't.  IT is one thing to make a claim because you didn't know the details, but you doubled down on the stupid, and that deserves mockery, don't mistake it for anger.

Irony?  So she was ironicly commenting on anti gay expression in Paris that used a gun, by wearing a shirt that encouraged gun use in Paris?  Really?

KwameKilstrawberry: I'm bored, so you win


No we all lose because we read your pathetic attempts to support your BS.  However, unlike Glenn Beck who gets paid to push his stupidity, you are doing it for free, which does seem to make you the bigger loser than the ones who just read it.
 
2013-05-22 11:49:10 PM  
I consider Madonna's AK-47 sweatshirt to be both refreshing and praiseworthy. Her usual attention ploy is threatening to take her shirt off, so I'm 110% in support of her wearing anything.
 
2013-05-23 05:32:13 AM  
Going through menopause? At 54, she's likely done with the drama by now.
 
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