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(WTSP)   Just another normal morning in a Tampa newsroom. And then Hulk Hogan shows up and wants to do the weather, Brother   (origin.wtsp.com) divider line 44
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2013-05-22 12:26:16 PM  
I was hoping the Hulkster would use his famous pointer.
 
2013-05-22 12:29:52 PM  
Well thank goodness that didn't morph into a sex tape.
 
2013-05-22 12:34:05 PM  
WTSP and their news is so full of gimmicks and fluff like this, nothing new here.
 
2013-05-22 12:57:54 PM  
LAME!
 
2013-05-22 01:31:53 PM  
HE'S BEATING THAT HURRICANE LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!
 
2013-05-22 02:05:31 PM  
Bronson Pinchot did it better.
 
2013-05-22 02:05:49 PM  
You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)
 
2013-05-22 02:07:43 PM  
obligatory
 
2013-05-22 02:07:48 PM  
I'm not your brother, guy.
 
2013-05-22 02:08:19 PM  
Why won't that guy go away?
 
2013-05-22 02:08:21 PM  

macsully: I'm not your brother, guy.


I'm not your guy, pal.
 
2013-05-22 02:08:53 PM  
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2013-05-22 02:09:10 PM  
Does a tornado attack him on the ground and he slowly makes his way up shaking his head at it and wagging his finger?
 
2013-05-22 02:09:28 PM  

nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)


Of course, there's the Scientologists in Clearwater.....
 
2013-05-22 02:10:04 PM  
Whatcha gonna do?
 
2013-05-22 02:10:25 PM  
Did it involve rubbing oil on his bikini-clad daughter?   Nope, nothing creepy or weird at all about that, brother.
 
2013-05-22 02:11:48 PM  
They should have cued this up on the green screen instead of the weather.
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2013-05-22 02:12:30 PM  
I thought pythons were illegal in Florida.
 
2013-05-22 02:12:41 PM  
Well, what do you know? He can't sell me on the weather either.
 
2013-05-22 02:14:27 PM  

nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)



I love tampa. I once got to see a hefty mama beating the HELL out of her boyfriend or husband on a busy street corner. She had him all turtled up on the sidewalk and was wrecking him. Once a guy tried to mug me by punching me in the head. I am just too dumb to go down, so I politely asked if he had ever been stabbed in the neck with a car key. He stepped back and told me I could get shot for saying stuff like that. So I said "Show me your gun". He left.
But I do love watching the crackheads in Ybor City. So fun.
So, how exactly is Tampa NOT as retarded as the rest of us (Orlando is my town)?  :-)
 
2013-05-22 02:16:31 PM  

ChipNASA: They should have cued this up on the green screen instead of the weather.
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Bubba and the biatch can rot in hell.
 
2013-05-22 02:18:59 PM  

rooftop235: nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)


I love tampa. I once got to see a hefty mama beating the HELL out of her boyfriend or husband on a busy street corner. She had him all turtled up on the sidewalk and was wrecking him. Once a guy tried to mug me by punching me in the head. I am just too dumb to go down, so I politely asked if he had ever been stabbed in the neck with a car key. He stepped back and told me I could get shot for saying stuff like that. So I said "Show me your gun". He left.
But I do love watching the crackheads in Ybor City. So fun.
So, how exactly is Tampa NOT as retarded as the rest of us (Orlando is my town)?  :-)


I'll throw Orlando in there too...a little more mainstream perhaps but I do have to question the logic in living in FL without beach access.   Hey, let's live in this hot swamp, but I sure don't want any of that cool wet stuff to jump into!  ;)

My biggest issue with living in FL was that I had to make new friends every couple years as nobody sticks around. Plus I got real sick of it being 92 degrees at 4AM in November.
 
2013-05-22 02:37:35 PM  
...in before the biatching about auto-starting videos.
 
2013-05-22 02:37:36 PM  
Waal, the weather is often dookie down there.
 
2013-05-22 02:40:50 PM  
St. Petersburg has surpassed Tampa as the cool kids' spot.  We used to drive to Tampa for nightlife, now they all drive here.

Granted, I stay hunkered down in dive bars like Mastry's, The Emerald, The Flamingo, Steve's, and Wilson's.
 
2013-05-22 02:45:26 PM  
I can't believe I just ate like a pig 10 minutes ago.
 
2013-05-22 02:48:41 PM  

almandot: Does a tornado attack him on the ground and he slowly makes his way up shaking his head at it and wagging his finger?


No, Kerry Von Erich was a baby face then.
 
2013-05-22 02:57:16 PM  

nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)


Tampa is the biggest Ghetto in the state, and the traffic there is god awful...
 
2013-05-22 02:58:28 PM  

nocturnal001: rooftop235: nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)


I love tampa. I once got to see a hefty mama beating the HELL out of her boyfriend or husband on a busy street corner. She had him all turtled up on the sidewalk and was wrecking him. Once a guy tried to mug me by punching me in the head. I am just too dumb to go down, so I politely asked if he had ever been stabbed in the neck with a car key. He stepped back and told me I could get shot for saying stuff like that. So I said "Show me your gun". He left.
But I do love watching the crackheads in Ybor City. So fun.
So, how exactly is Tampa NOT as retarded as the rest of us (Orlando is my town)?  :-)

I'll throw Orlando in there too...a little more mainstream perhaps but I do have to question the logic in living in FL without beach access.   Hey, let's live in this hot swamp, but I sure don't want any of that cool wet stuff to jump into!  ;)

My biggest issue with living in FL was that I had to make new friends every couple years as nobody sticks around. Plus I got real sick of it being 92 degrees at 4AM in November.


That's why they invented springs..plus less things to eat you in them.
 
2013-05-22 03:07:26 PM  

rooftop235: ChipNASA: They should have cued this up on the green screen instead of the weather.
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Bubba and the biatch can rot in hell.


Was it your wife/girlfriend he was farking?!?!?!

/good riddance.
 
2013-05-22 03:09:09 PM  

EWreckedSean: nocturnal001: You know what is really funny about this? Tampa is pretty much the best part of FL in terms of % of full retardation and distance from death of old age.  Tampa/St. Pete is actually a fairly livable area compared to the rest of the state. (did ok there for 5 years then got out)

Tampa is the biggest Ghetto in the state, and the traffic there is god awful...


Have you spent much time in Miami?

I preferred St. Pete myself.  I hear it was terrible in the 90s, but when I was there in 08 and on it was not a bad place to be.
 
2013-05-22 03:34:21 PM  

strangeguitar: Well, what do you know? He can't sell me on the weather either.


Well he's better than SuperCena.
 
2013-05-22 03:39:09 PM  

EWreckedSean: Tampa is the biggest Ghetto in the state, and the traffic there is god awful...


Yeah, I know.  That whole peninsula south of Kennedy Blvd is just one big farking slum.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:44 PM  

Bruce Campbell: EWreckedSean: Tampa is the biggest Ghetto in the state, and the traffic there is god awful...

Yeah, I know.  That whole peninsula south of Kennedy Blvd is just one big farking slum.


Don't pay attention to Sean.  I've had him on ignore as "UCF Techno farkhead" for years now.
 
2013-05-22 03:40:59 PM  
4 Chihuahuas?
 
2013-05-22 04:07:03 PM  

tricycleracer: Bruce Campbell: EWreckedSean: Tampa is the biggest Ghetto in the state, and the traffic there is god awful...

Yeah, I know.  That whole peninsula south of Kennedy Blvd is just one big farking slum.

Don't pay attention to Sean.  I've had him on ignore as "UCF Techno farkhead" for years now.


The traffic does suck though.
 
2013-05-22 04:12:08 PM  

uncleacid: I thought pythons were illegal in Florida.


Only the non-native variety
 
2013-05-22 04:36:03 PM  
Tampa:
  Weather sucks.
  People suck.
  Traffic sucks.
  Ybor sucks.
 Sports teams suck.

It is nothing but a city of TryHards.
 
2013-05-22 04:40:32 PM  

Metalman71589: Tampa:
  Weather sucks.
  People suck.
  Traffic sucks.
  Ybor sucks.
 Sports teams suck.

It is nothing but a city of TryHards.


Replace "Ybor" with any other douchey bar district, and you could be talking about plenty of cities.
 
2013-05-22 05:24:38 PM  

tricycleracer: St. Petersburg has surpassed Tampa as the cool kids' spot.  We used to drive to Tampa for nightlife, now they all drive here.

Granted, I stay hunkered down in dive bars like Mastry's, The Emerald, The Flamingo, Steve's, and Wilson's.


Agree. I know several people who come over from Tampa to hit our bar scene. I am more of a Bends, J Wags and Octave person. But I do frequent Wilson's.
 
2013-05-22 06:14:34 PM  
Why have Hulk Hogan do the weather when you could have Tenacious D do it?
 
2013-05-22 07:02:11 PM  
You know the worst thing about Florida? All the losers from everywhere else. It's really cheap to live here so all the lazy asses that can't make it in NY and Chicago end up down here. Add that to a rampant government sponsored pill mill economy and it all goes to hell. Thankfully they all cluster around the urban areas. If you get away from town you'll meet some really nice people and see some amazing things. I won't get too specific on locations because I don't want to share, but we have some great springs and rivers and beaches.
 
2013-05-22 07:34:41 PM  
Stop this Hogan!! That Weatherman has a family to feed!!!!!
 
2013-05-23 12:13:58 AM  
Fark that guy.  I'm still pissed about his comments about the guy his kid nearly killed.
 
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