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(Christian Post)   Jodi Arias feels betrayed by jury. And you know how she deals with betrayal   (christianpost.com) divider line 109
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2013-05-22 10:31:35 AM
Jodi Arias is a perfect example of a person that should never open her mouth in public. The first time the cops showed up at her door (or however it went down) she should have uttered one word, "lawyer" and then taken a vow of silence. Every time she talks she appears more crazy and more guilty than before.
 
2013-05-22 10:37:08 AM
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What CP N. America might look like.
 
2013-05-22 12:20:17 PM
Shouldn't articles about America's favorite soap operas go in the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-05-22 12:24:32 PM
Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.
 
2013-05-22 12:30:36 PM
She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?
 
2013-05-22 12:31:34 PM
Some people need killin'
She is one.
 
2013-05-22 12:31:59 PM

tricycleracer: She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?


That's the order I prefer.
 
2013-05-22 12:32:43 PM
Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?
 
2013-05-22 12:33:22 PM
Never stick your dick in Mexican?
 
2013-05-22 12:33:30 PM
"Hoping they would see me for who I am"

Pretty sure they did.

Pretty sure we all have.
 
2013-05-22 12:33:54 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.


Very subtle, I'm sure everyone got your point.
 
2013-05-22 12:33:55 PM

vudukungfu: Some people need killin'
She is one.


I oppose the death penalty. She almost makes me wish I didn't.
 
2013-05-22 12:34:48 PM
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

That is all.
 
2013-05-22 12:35:39 PM

plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?


Because she's hot and crazy and gave up the backdoor and killed her boyfriend.

Any one of those isn't notable.  Two get a nod.  Three get noticed.  But when you collect all four of them, man, that's just a media circus!
 
2013-05-22 12:35:48 PM
I didn't realize that the jury had sworn an oath of loyalty to her beforehand.

\the more you know....
 
2013-05-22 12:36:13 PM
By sending nude pictures?
 
2013-05-22 12:36:52 PM
She needs to doll up a lot more. Some makeup, some cleavage and lip biting would only help her with the male jurors. What does she have to lose?
 
2013-05-22 12:36:53 PM

plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?


She is now. She stabbed her boyfriend in the shower about thirty times, then shot him as he crawled away for his life, and finally cut his throat Nearly Headless Nick style. In self defense.
 
2013-05-22 12:36:58 PM

plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?


The news tends to go buckwild when a white girl kills someone. Especially someone with details as sordid and brutal as are involved in this.

If a dude killed his girlfriend no one would care beyond local news.
 
2013-05-22 12:37:11 PM

tricycleracer: She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?


that sequel is going to be awesome. There was an article about how she's donating her hair to a charity. So here's the pitch. The cancer patient that gets her hair becomes inhabited by Jodi, her cancer goes into remission and she begins to hunt down all the jurors and Nancy Grace.
 
2013-05-22 12:38:06 PM
She actually sounds pretty calm in the interview.  She also seems to have a persecution complex.  She's not crazy, just a sociopath.
 
2013-05-22 12:38:31 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a person who would feel betrayed by, and eventually attempt to stab to death, her Rice Krispies for stopping their snap, crackle, and popping.

The murderous fear of abandonment is strong in that one.
 
2013-05-22 12:39:08 PM

tricycleracer: She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?


Well, that'll get some good ratings I would think.
 
2013-05-22 12:39:29 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: Never stick your dick in Mexican?


use a sharpie instead?
 
2013-05-22 12:40:44 PM

YodaBlues: I_Am_Weasel: Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.

Very subtle, I'm sure everyone got your point.


What do you expect? It's not like Fark is the cutting edge of humor.
 
2013-05-22 12:42:24 PM
I feel betrayed by the autoplay of some twinkie song at that website.

Kill stab kill autoplay
 
2013-05-22 12:42:44 PM
After listening to her remarks prior to sentencing, the thought that crossed my mind was that, before retiring, the foreman asks the judge a question, on behalf of the jury.

"Can the jury decide *how* to execute her, your honor?"
 
2013-05-22 12:43:04 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.


ok go on, take a shot.
 
2013-05-22 12:45:22 PM
www.juvefc.com
never promise crazy a baby.
 
2013-05-22 12:45:35 PM

plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?


Merry: "How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?"
Frodo: "I think a servant of the Enemy would look fairer and feel fouler."

Ladies and Gentlemen, now we know who Frodo was talking about.
 
2013-05-22 12:46:05 PM

PsyLord: She actually sounds pretty calm in the interview.  She also seems to have a persecution complex.  She's not crazy, just a sociopath.


Winner Winner! Chicken dinner!

/and actually I think she shot him first, then realized the little 25 didn't do the job & so stabbed/slit until done.

//All because she was pissed that this was the 1st guy to dump her (normally she was the dumper) & carried 2 gas cans with her so she could drive (how many miles) across state lines to fark him into coming back to her - when he farked her anyway & said 'get the fark out psycho biatch', she did her thang.  And feels justified w/ no remorse.  Complete sociopath.

///would still hit it.

////yup.
 
2013-05-22 12:46:22 PM
For those wondering about the young lady


Jodi Arias is on trial for murdering her ex-boyfriend. However, she's already guilty of stealing our hearts. If Jodi Arias isn't the sexiest murderer of all-time, I'd be shocked.

On top of being sexy, Jodi Arias is a freak in the bedroom. That adds to the package even more!

Here are some Jodi Arias sex details:

- How many times did she allow boyfriends to use the backdoor before the dead ex-boyfriend? 4 times.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend use lube when he went backdoor? No, but he might have used saliva.
- Did she enjoy him using candy in their sex life? Yes, she did get some pleasure from candy.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend get to pop off on her face? Yes.
- Did she like it? Yes, as long as it didn't get in her eyes.

Wow, the dead ex-boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. Well, other than being murdered, that is.


www.everyjoe.com
 
2013-05-22 12:47:21 PM
My favorite part of her begging was how she stated she donated her hair to Locks of Love and if she were spared she could grow more hair and donate it.  How magnanimous!  How noble!

Jodi Arias is a pathological liar.  She is also a murderer and she is playing the "I'm too pretty to execute" aspect but trust me, if she is "spared" and given life, there is no limit to the number of men willing to marry her.  She will eventually walk out of prison; meanwhile, Travis Alexander will remain very much dead.

Save taxpayers a butt-load of money and execute her.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:27 PM
We are still talking about her? I honestly forgot about her. Sad, itsn't.
 
2013-05-22 12:47:59 PM
She shot him, stabbed him like 30 times and slit his throat ear to ear.  In self defense.  I'd like to be on that jury. Straight to the express line and a seat on ole Sparky.
 
TWX
2013-05-22 12:48:20 PM

Pathman: I_Am_Weasel: Actually, I don't know how she deals with betrayal, but I'm willing to guess if you let me take a stab at it.

ok go on, take a shot.


*groan*

/slashies!
 
2013-05-22 12:48:26 PM

kbronsito: tricycleracer: She's going to fark then murder the entire jury?

that sequel is going to be awesome. There was an article about how she's donating her hair to a charity. So here's the pitch. The cancer patient that gets her hair becomes inhabited by Jodi, her cancer goes into remission and she begins to hunt down all the jurors and Nancy Grace.


So a Rom-com with a happy ending?
 
2013-05-22 12:48:55 PM
She wishes she'd never met Alexander???

That's rich.
 
2013-05-22 12:50:09 PM
The "Survivor" tee shirt made me want to choke her.

Biatch.
 
2013-05-22 12:51:09 PM

plcow: Who is she and why is she all over the news? I understand that she murdered somebody, but who cares?  Is she a celebrity?


Nancy Grace's obsession of the fiscal quarter.
 
2013-05-22 12:52:01 PM

JohnCarter: For those wondering about the young lady


Jodi Arias is on trial for murdering her ex-boyfriend. However, she's already guilty of stealing our hearts. If Jodi Arias isn't the sexiest murderer of all-time, I'd be shocked.

On top of being sexy, Jodi Arias is a freak in the bedroom. That adds to the package even more!

Here are some Jodi Arias sex details:

- How many times did she allow boyfriends to use the backdoor before the dead ex-boyfriend? 4 times.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend use lube when he went backdoor? No, but he might have used saliva.
- Did she enjoy him using candy in their sex life? Yes, she did get some pleasure from candy.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend get to pop off on her face? Yes.
- Did she like it? Yes, as long as it didn't get in her eyes.

Wow, the dead ex-boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. Well, other than being murdered, that is.

[www.everyjoe.com image 600x465]


I will say about half of the girls I met like to do all those things listed. I dont understand how people are so shocked about her sex life. I am not and I care less.
 
2013-05-22 12:55:38 PM
PsyLord:  She's not crazy, just a sociopath.

Can you explain what the difference would be? lol
 
2013-05-22 12:55:41 PM
It's odd, but I lost sympathy for her when I saw the nude pics and found out that she has breast implants.
 
2013-05-22 01:01:53 PM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: PsyLord:  She's not crazy, just a sociopath.

Can you explain what the difference would be? lol


Their ability to rise to power:

Hitler = Sociopath.

Guy screaming at random people in NYC while riding a bicycle with a phonograph mounted to the handlebars = Crazy.
 
2013-05-22 01:03:44 PM

Enema Man: PsyLord: She actually sounds pretty calm in the interview.  She also seems to have a persecution complex.  She's not crazy, just a sociopath.

Winner Winner! Chicken dinner!

/and actually I think she shot him first, then realized the little 25 didn't do the job & so stabbed/slit until done.

//All because she was pissed that this was the 1st guy to dump her (normally she was the dumper) & carried 2 gas cans with her so she could drive (how many miles) across state lines to fark him into coming back to her - when he farked her anyway & said 'get the fark out psycho biatch', she did her thang.  And feels justified w/ no remorse.  Complete sociopath.

///would still hit it.

////yup.



Thanks for posting for me.   You did forget to mention I'd piss her off just a tiny bit before we hit.  I can only imagine the angry crazy good time.
 
2013-05-22 01:04:35 PM

JohnCarter: For those wondering about the young lady


Jodi Arias is on trial for murdering her ex-boyfriend. However, she's already guilty of stealing our hearts. If Jodi Arias isn't the sexiest murderer of all-time, I'd be shocked.

On top of being sexy, Jodi Arias is a freak in the bedroom. That adds to the package even more!

Here are some Jodi Arias sex details:

- How many times did she allow boyfriends to use the backdoor before the dead ex-boyfriend? 4 times.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend use lube when he went backdoor? No, but he might have used saliva.
- Did she enjoy him using candy in their sex life? Yes, she did get some pleasure from candy.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend get to pop off on her face? Yes.
- Did she like it? Yes, as long as it didn't get in her eyes.

Wow, the dead ex-boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. Well, other than being murdered, that is.

[www.everyjoe.com image 600x465]



Candy?

Did he fill her full of Skittles and then taste the rainbow?
 
2013-05-22 01:04:43 PM

doczoidberg: It's odd, but I lost sympathy for her when I saw the nude pics and found out that she has breast implants.


Link?
 
2013-05-22 01:05:40 PM

give me doughnuts: JohnCarter: For those wondering about the young lady


Jodi Arias is on trial for murdering her ex-boyfriend. However, she's already guilty of stealing our hearts. If Jodi Arias isn't the sexiest murderer of all-time, I'd be shocked.

On top of being sexy, Jodi Arias is a freak in the bedroom. That adds to the package even more!

Here are some Jodi Arias sex details:

- How many times did she allow boyfriends to use the backdoor before the dead ex-boyfriend? 4 times.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend use lube when he went backdoor? No, but he might have used saliva.
- Did she enjoy him using candy in their sex life? Yes, she did get some pleasure from candy.
- Did the dead ex-boyfriend get to pop off on her face? Yes.
- Did she like it? Yes, as long as it didn't get in her eyes.

Wow, the dead ex-boyfriend sounds like a lucky guy. Well, other than being murdered, that is.

[www.everyjoe.com image 600x465]


Candy?

Did he fill her full of Skittles and then taste the rainbow?


He was holding some Skittles so she shot him in self defense.
 
2013-05-22 01:06:06 PM

PsyLord: doczoidberg: It's odd, but I lost sympathy for her when I saw the nude pics and found out that she has breast implants.

Link?


Google can find it for you. (NSFW)
 
2013-05-22 01:06:16 PM
My mom told me she was suprised that she wasent dating me. "She looks like one of those girls you would date." Thanks mom love you too.
 
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