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(WFAA Fort Worth)   "Fu𐑙k Cancer" hats get sisters tossed from mall. FARK: They were shopping for funeral dresses after their mom died of cancer   (wfaa.com ) divider line
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2013-05-22 12:39:43 PM  
12 votes:
Yeah, that happens sometimes.  I remember the time my Child Porn For Peace poster got me arrested even despite the fact that I'd just lost a relative in Iraq a few weeks before.  Man, what an injustice.
2013-05-22 01:20:34 PM  
3 votes:

insano: serial_crusher: Yeah, that happens sometimes.  I remember the time my Child Porn For Peace poster got me arrested even despite the fact that I'd just lost a relative in Iraq a few weeks before.  Man, what an injustice.

A shirt expressing someone's hate of cancer is now equivalent to supporting child porn. Interesting.


Not supporting Child Porn, supporting Peace. You gotta read the whole mfkr!
2013-05-22 01:13:43 PM  
3 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So this chick in my office is a Cancer, is this a suggestion?


No, but that gives me a good idea for a new line of anti-cancer apparel

Stalk and Rape
     Cancer
2013-05-22 01:06:28 PM  
3 votes:
So this chick in my office is a Cancer, is this a suggestion?
2013-05-22 01:03:53 PM  
3 votes:
Black people gotta screw up everything.
2013-05-22 02:08:50 PM  
2 votes:
I think this would make a hilarious "Family Circus" cartoon where the mother dies and the kids have those funny footprints running all over the mall.
2013-05-22 02:04:02 PM  
2 votes:
I prefer the campaign against colon-rectal cancer that goes "FU*K Cancer in the Ass."  And it is totally innocent because of reasons
2013-05-22 01:17:31 PM  
2 votes:
Attention cancer hatin chicks....STFU and take your business elsewhere.  Pretty farking simple...

/also Fu*k is the only "word" strong enough to defeat cancer?  If that's the case, I defeat cancer about 87 times a day..
2013-05-22 03:56:40 PM  
1 vote:

insano: serial_crusher: Yeah, that happens sometimes.  I remember the time my Child Porn For Peace poster got me arrested even despite the fact that I'd just lost a relative in Iraq a few weeks before.  Man, what an injustice.

A shirt expressing someone's hate of cancer is now equivalent to supporting child porn. Interesting.


Don't let the haters get to you. Earlier this year I started naming all the variables in my C# code using the format f_cancer_9999, where the number is the last 4 digits of the social security number of someone who died of cancer. So now instead of assetAllocationMatrix I have f_cancer_2811 and instead of versionInvalid I have f_cancer_8725. My boss was totally against curing cancer, and wanted me to stop fighting cancer in my code. Unluckily for him he was no match for the media shiatstorm that I brought down on him for being insensitive to cancer survivors.

How else am I supposed to fight cancer besides buying edgy apparel and changing my Facebook icon? That reminds me - I need to check Amazon to see if they have any wristbands to support tornado awareness.
2013-05-22 03:27:57 PM  
1 vote:

Feel_the_velvet: Random Anonymous Blackmail: So this chick in my office is a Cancer, is this a suggestion?

No, but that gives me a good idea for a new line of anti-cancer apparel

Stalk and Rape
     Cancer


Hillarious. Thank you.
2013-05-22 03:05:46 PM  
1 vote:

Moonfisher: Mall cop was heavy-handed, but the mall is private property and they can enforce a dress code if they wish.  I'm sorry for their loss, but they need to take off their tacky hats if asked to or shop elsewhere.  Why is this a news story?


Because a hot famous chick (Angelina Jolie) just told us all she had her tits removed because of breast cancer, so anything not 100% sympathetic towards cancer patients/families is the worst occurrence in the history of the world.
2013-05-22 02:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
Did anyone say it yet? Then i will:

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Did they kiss their dead mother with those mouths? How trashy can one family be?
2013-05-22 02:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-22 02:24:10 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: I've long since come to the conclusion that people who have a problem with so-called curse words never outgrew their childhood, are thus immature, and shouldn't be trusted with any sort of appreciable responsibility.


It's sweet that you find the civilized majority of people, including those who run and govern entities far larger and more complex than you could in your wildest ambitions, to be "immature" and therefore beneath you. Whatever helps you make it through each day, I guess.
2013-05-22 02:20:24 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Yeah, that happens sometimes.  I remember the time my Child Porn For Peace poster got me arrested even despite the fact that I'd just lost a relative in Iraq a few weeks before.  Man, what an injustice.


You know, my "Fark Your Mom in the Arse In Opposition to Domestic Violence" T-shirt got strange looks as well even when my 3mo baby died. Damn intolerant churches.
2013-05-22 02:13:27 PM  
1 vote:
The only cancer I fark is cervical cancer...and the occasional anal cancer.

/shouldn't joke about such things
2013-05-22 02:11:38 PM  
1 vote:
Huh.... Who'd'a thunk it? The old, "My mom/dad/son/daughter/brother/sister/friend/uncle/neighbor/goldfish just died, so I have the right to be a dick" excuse doesn't work any more.
2013-05-22 02:09:25 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Oh, and this mall cop should lose his job for the way he spoke to them:

Security approached and asked them to take the hats off or leave.

"I said, 'I'm not leaving. I spend money here and I'm not going to leave,'" said Zakia.

"He said, 'You know what? Shut your mouth. That was your cue to stop shopping.'


Cue the protestors with duct taped mouths.
2013-05-22 01:50:52 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it's just a shame that they have neither the intelligence or the class to express themselves in anything but such an uncouth, crude manner.  Then again, maybe fuak was their Mom's favorite word so it was perhaps a tribute of sorts.
2013-05-22 01:48:19 PM  
1 vote:
Had I been the mall cop, I'd have waited for a couple of complaints before acting on this.

Then I would have pepper sprayed the lot of 'em.
2013-05-22 01:46:37 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-22 01:39:45 PM  
1 vote:
Really, first one in to make fun of their Afrikan names? I guess I need to mature.  Plus the one sister could use a shave.
2013-05-22 01:30:22 PM  
1 vote:
Any of you guys ever been in King of Prussia Mall?  There aren't enough sticks in there for all those asses that need them.
2013-05-22 01:28:25 PM  
1 vote:

maddogdelta: But, since they are black, I guess that does reduce the property "values" of the mall, amirite?


It *is* in King Of Prussia.
They named the town after a dead king of a dead country.
Those folks don't like to get over anything.
In 1960, you wouldn't see a person of color in that town.
Yeah, Pennsylvania is full of racists.
But you knew that.
2013-05-22 01:28:22 PM  
1 vote:

jaybeezey: insano: serial_crusher: Yeah, that happens sometimes.  I remember the time my Child Porn For Peace poster got me arrested even despite the fact that I'd just lost a relative in Iraq a few weeks before.  Man, what an injustice.

A shirt expressing someone's hate of cancer is now equivalent to supporting child porn. Interesting.

Not supporting Child Porn, supporting Peace. You gotta read the whole mfkr!


I guess their hats could be construed as support for "Fu𐑙k"
2013-05-22 01:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
They got ejected.

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2013-05-22 01:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
THIS is what got them kicked out...


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if they would have just *didd* what teh Man Said....
2013-05-22 01:15:59 PM  
1 vote:
On the one hand, people are free to wear what they want, even if it makes them look like vulgar guttersnipes.

On the other hand, you're in a place of business, You're expected to have some sense of respectability.

These people are trying to bring in emotion and pity into it. Your mother died. That sucks. Make a sign and put it in your yard coontil the HOA cites violations).

Don't be an entitled biatch because the rest of the world won't let you mourn (metaphoricalily) loudly and publically.

Life sucks, wear a helmet.
2013-05-22 01:14:45 PM  
1 vote:
If I asked someone to leave my property and their response was "I'm not leaving", I would give up and allow them to stay.

Oh wait, no i wouldn't. They'd be farking arrested. Bunch of entitled jackholes.
2013-05-22 01:09:04 PM  
1 vote:

Shazam999: Black people gotta screw up everything.


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2013-05-22 01:07:06 PM  
1 vote:
"Fu𐑙k Cancer" hats get sisters tossed

fark, I don't want to see that farking sh.t when I shop at the motherfarking KOP mall.
2013-05-22 01:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Uppity....Yeah about that...."

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2013-05-22 01:05:35 PM  
1 vote:
Fu𐑙k

It actually stands for, "Failing to Understand our Capacity for Kindness." It's an acronym.
Those mall cops should feel pretty silly, now.
2013-05-22 01:05:19 PM  
1 vote:
Zakia, Makia, and Tasha walk into a mall wearing hats with profanity on them.

Which one makes a scene when the mall cop asks them to ditch the hats?
 
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