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(Metro)   Imaginative plumber builds the world's fastest fully-functioning toilet that can doo doo 55mph - still trying figure out what's squirting out the exhaust   (metro.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-05-22 10:02:56 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 10:05:16 AM  
edgecast.metatube-files.buscafs.com
 
2013-05-22 10:11:03 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-22 10:58:15 AM  
holds a copy of Metro

Three out of four doctors recommend reading Metro for its laxative effect, unless you're outside. Then it's the Sun. The Sun is there.  Doubles as TP.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-05-22 10:59:34 AM  
Poop thread?
 
2013-05-22 11:01:50 AM  
Colin Furze. Furze.

Furz means "fart" in german and I call your story shiatty...

/Furze
 
2013-05-22 11:01:51 AM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 400x300]


Win.
 
2013-05-22 11:04:53 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-22 11:07:05 AM  
Call Roto-Scooter,
That's the name,
And away go troubles
Down the lane.
 
2013-05-22 11:08:35 AM  
Sure as sh*t that's one cacaphonous machine.
 
2013-05-22 11:13:33 AM  
The headline had me thinking it was a super high powered suction flush action that pulled shiat out of the bowl at 55mph...
 
2013-05-22 11:15:12 AM  
Doesn't beat the speeding desk from The Nude Bomb
 
2013-05-22 11:15:24 AM  
No helmet and no pants. He won't hold the record for long.
 
2013-05-22 11:25:12 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-22 11:29:02 AM  
What happens if something goes down the wrong pipe and the shiat hits the fan?
 
2013-05-22 11:35:15 AM  
consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-22 11:40:38 AM  
This morning I saw a plumbing contractor's van, and on the back it said "Herding turds so you don't have to."
 
2013-05-22 11:44:45 AM  
Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Yeah, darlin'
Gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
 
2013-05-22 11:57:55 AM  
upgrd.com

let me check ya azz-hooole
 
2013-05-22 12:00:59 PM  

uncleacid: No helmet and no pants. He won't hold the record for long.


and no seat belt. although being tied to that would be stupid.
 
2013-05-22 12:01:41 PM  
http://www.theindyboys.com/our-jet-vehicles/

These good old boys want a word with you.
www.theindyboys.com
 
2013-05-22 12:04:41 PM  
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/Hot
//Wheels
///Build one of these
 
2013-05-22 12:07:42 PM  
Really thats just a toliet stuck on top of a cart.  If that quailifies as a fast toliet then I think every toliet on a bus, train or airplane should also be in the running to the claim of worlds fastest toliet.  Personally I'm going to go with the toliet on the space shuttle as the worlds fastest.
 
2013-05-22 12:09:26 PM  
Seems like a record that could be easily broken by someone else with a lot of time on their hands.
 
2013-05-22 12:15:40 PM  

Trayal: The headline had me thinking it was a super high powered suction flush action that pulled shiat out of the bowl at 55mph...


I didn't realize it wasn't until reading your post.

The roto scooter post confused me.
 
2013-05-22 12:22:30 PM  
That's fast as shiat.
 
2013-05-22 12:26:03 PM  

Fritriac: Colin Furze. Furze.

Furz means "fart" in german and I call your story shiatty...

/Furze


Came here to say that.

Plus, speaking of Germans, they do make way cooler transportation devices.
 
2013-05-22 12:33:38 PM  
'Ok, smoke is coming out.'
 
2013-05-22 12:51:39 PM  
That thing really gets the lead out!
 
2013-05-22 12:53:26 PM  
"I get wet when I go over any bumps,'

And I closed the tab right there.
 
2013-05-22 01:24:25 PM  
Interesting.. I suppose they don't consider the toilets on airplanes and the International space station to be "Fully Functioning"
 
2013-05-22 02:55:53 PM  
What happens when it hits 88mph?
 
2013-05-22 03:07:04 PM  

real_headhoncho: What happens when it hits 88mph?


You turn into Sammy Hagar.

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2013-05-22 03:07:55 PM  

real_headhoncho: What happens when it hits 88mph?


You're gonna see some serious shiat.
 
2013-05-22 03:22:44 PM  

offmymeds: real_headhoncho: What happens when it hits 88mph?

You turn into Sammy Hagar.

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I would have posted that, but I was lazy.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:08 PM  
WTF is wrong with you guys? That thing is farking awesome!

/Hope you guys are more fun at Fark parties ...
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