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(NHL)   Will Neil #1 finally collide with Neil #2 at center ice? Will Alfie fire another puck at a team captain out of disgust? Will the Senators make a series out of it or will they piddle on the floor like a beaten puppy? Find out tonight at 7:30 EDT   (nhl.com) divider line 493
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2013-05-22 09:07:44 PM  
This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link
 
2013-05-22 09:08:12 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?


sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno
 
2013-05-22 09:08:56 PM  

hockeyfarker: Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?

sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno


Usually it's this report:

"Are you hearing anything you can repeat?"

"No."
 
2013-05-22 09:09:20 PM  

TheManofPA: This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link


I don't understand. the tit and tron?
 
2013-05-22 09:10:05 PM  

Donnchadha: hockeyfarker: Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?

sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno

Usually it's this report:

"Are you hearing anything you can repeat?"

"No."


They need to hire a Canadian to English translator to do the reporting.
 
2013-05-22 09:10:42 PM  
sounds like a potentially fantastic pub
 
2013-05-22 09:10:48 PM  
Ahh the obigatory "refs u suck" chant...
 
2013-05-22 09:10:51 PM  

hockeyfarker: TheManofPA: This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link

I don't understand. the tit and tron?


Just the only thing I think of with those damn Fast Furious Fandango commercials. I just get annoyed by them.
 
2013-05-22 09:11:27 PM  
Penguins get away with one there
 
2013-05-22 09:12:17 PM  
But not that time
 
2013-05-22 09:12:35 PM  
Cooke in the box.... why am i not surprised?
 
2013-05-22 09:12:35 PM  
Sens Power Play.  Too much Cooke.
 
2013-05-22 09:12:53 PM  
Phil Bourque does not agree with that call, to say the least....
 
2013-05-22 09:12:54 PM  
HERP DERP TURKEY TIME HAR HAR HAR
 
2013-05-22 09:13:30 PM  
Long Change! Everyone drink.
 
2013-05-22 09:13:34 PM  
Matt Cooke - 2 minutes for being Matt Cooke, and slashing.
 
2013-05-22 09:13:39 PM  
Thwomp!
 
2013-05-22 09:13:45 PM  
big ben struck one there....
 
2013-05-22 09:14:03 PM  
Lights go flashing... but no goal
 
2013-05-22 09:14:09 PM  
PING! Everyone drink again!
 
2013-05-22 09:14:12 PM  
PING!
 
2013-05-22 09:16:17 PM  
The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.
 
2013-05-22 09:18:14 PM  
My next playoff thread submission will be in Swedish and will include the word slutspelet.
 
2013-05-22 09:19:20 PM  
I don't care who wins, just that it goes long enough that the Bruins have the weekend off.
 
2013-05-22 09:19:36 PM  
Brick House at the Meow!!
 
2013-05-22 09:21:07 PM  
I don't have the sound up, but what were the studio guys yammering about "Cooke's lack of discipline"?
 
2013-05-22 09:21:38 PM  
well that took entirely too long to find, and thanks geom for the post I actually found it in...
Still applies too.
UNTIED:
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:22:29 PM  

TheManofPA: The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.


When they cut to an angle showing the colliding car's front end, you can see that the intersection behind him is showing a red light and a "flashing hand" which indicates that the light didn't change recently. The "lucky" guy was hit by someone that ran a red light.
 
2013-05-22 09:23:50 PM  

sno man: well that took entirely too long to find, and thanks geom for the post I actually found it in...
Still applies too.
UNTIED:
[imageshack.us image 566x720]


I feel ... tingly.
 
2013-05-22 09:30:38 PM  
If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!
 
2013-05-22 09:30:42 PM  
P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:14 PM  

JayCab: TheManofPA: The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.

When they cut to an angle showing the colliding car's front end, you can see that the intersection behind him is showing a red light and a "flashing hand" which indicates that the light didn't change recently. The "lucky" guy was hit by someone that ran a red light.


I just got advertise'wnd. Nice correction.
 
2013-05-22 09:32:16 PM  
Come on, Sens, keep this a series!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:41 PM  
Ive gone to the store for smokes and returned. Lets Do this PENGUINS!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:42 PM  

geom_00: If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!


I did have a WTF moment in that report where Brad Thiessen stopped 80 of 81 shots....

Holy crap? 81 shots! That's insane.... that's got to be a record of some...

"...over the last two games...."

Oh... well, that's still a lot of shots per game
 
2013-05-22 09:33:34 PM  
GAME ON.
 
2013-05-22 09:34:08 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!


My guys did the big clubs game seven move in game five last night... right there with ya.  *pffft* *clink*
 
2013-05-22 09:34:33 PM  
I say! I believe the Penguins are going to feast as if it's Thanksgiving Dinner anon!
 
2013-05-22 09:35:16 PM  

Donnchadha: geom_00: If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!

I did have a WTF moment in that report where Brad Thiessen stopped 80 of 81 shots....

Holy crap? 81 shots! That's insane.... that's got to be a record of some...

"...over the last two games...."

Oh... well, that's still a lot of shots per game


Thiessen was the difference in the series.
He has a nice future in the NHL ahead of him.
 
2013-05-22 09:35:37 PM  
Who's the smokeshow behind the Sens bench?
 
2013-05-22 09:36:01 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

I'll be cow kicked!!

James Neal x 2!!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:03 PM  

Donnchadha: I say! I believe the Penguins are going to feast as if it's Thanksgiving Dinner anon!


WIZARD!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:03 PM  
Was that Crosby "miss" on purpose?
 
2013-05-22 09:36:04 PM  
Game is getting away from the Senators.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:05 PM  
Cosby scores!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:12 PM  
PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:19 PM  
I want to believe that ricochet behind the net was intentional
 
2013-05-22 09:36:28 PM  
mmmm...
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:36:30 PM  
jesus I didn't think they'd ever shoot james neal with his second of the night...
 
2013-05-22 09:36:32 PM  
PENGOAL PENGOAL!!!!

THE REAL DEAL JAMES FARKING NEAL!!!


/James Neal...the Other (good) Neal!!
 
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