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(NHL)   Will Neil #1 finally collide with Neil #2 at center ice? Will Alfie fire another puck at a team captain out of disgust? Will the Senators make a series out of it or will they piddle on the floor like a beaten puppy? Find out tonight at 7:30 EDT   (nhl.com) divider line 493
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2013-05-22 09:17:36 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:18:29 AM  
Go Sens!!!
 
2013-05-22 09:30:11 AM  
Who is "Neil #2", cantspellmitter?
 
2013-05-22 09:33:17 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 09:44:12 AM  

Donnchadha: Who is "Neil #2", cantspellmitter?


img834.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:49:56 AM  

sno man: [imageshack.us image 300x396]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 09:51:35 AM  

sno man: Donnchadha: Who is "Neil #2", cantspellmitter?

[img834.imageshack.us image 300x450]


blogging.la
 
2013-05-22 09:59:06 AM  
F*ck the Sens. I've never liked them. Neil is a c*nt.

fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-05-22 10:00:17 AM  

Donnchadha: Who is "Neil #2", cantspellmitter?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 10:06:46 AM  

Donnchadha: Who is "Neil #2", cantspellmitter?


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-05-22 10:22:44 AM  
 
2013-05-22 10:49:13 AM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 10:53:23 AM  

Rev.K: F*ck the Sens. I've never liked them. Neil is a c*nt.


You know, while I'm rooting for the Sens because I think that would be an easier match up for the Bruins...I think it would be delicious irony if the Bruins beat the Penguins to go on and win the Cup.

With Jagr scoring the series clinching goal.
 
2013-05-22 10:56:55 AM  

fatalvenom: You know, while I'm rooting for the Sens because I think that would be an easier match up for the Bruins...I think it would be delicious irony if the Bruins beat the Penguins to go on and win the Cup.

With Jagr scoring the series clinching goal.


Yes, I too pondered that storyline this morning.
 
2013-05-22 12:34:40 PM  
Will Penguins fans be butthurt?
 
2013-05-22 12:55:41 PM  
Me? Just why do you want me out on center ice.  I know I'm a good old Canadian boy but....
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
[stares suspiciously at a certain half asleep dumbass who didn't have enough coffee but certainly would remember how to spell Neal.....most mornings]
 
2013-05-22 01:13:51 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Me? Just why do you want me out on center ice.  I know I'm a good old Canadian boy but....
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]
[stares suspiciously at a certain half asleep dumbass who didn't have enough coffee but certainly would remember how to spell Neal.....most mornings]


Obligatory
 
2013-05-22 01:53:22 PM  
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 01:54:02 PM  
Go Sens... I want an all Northeast Division ECF and I just don't like the Penguins. No sir, I don't like them one bit.
 
2013-05-22 02:49:11 PM  
I'm pulling for the Sens.  In fact, I'm hoping for a Sens vs. Sharks Stanley Cup Final.  It might be the lowest rated finals in recent memory, which is exactly what the NHL deserves after this half season they gave us.
 
2013-05-22 03:33:36 PM  
Even when the Flyers are out of the playoffs, all they can do is hit posts.
img.gawkerassets.com
Jakub Voracek Smashed Up His Ferrari
 
2013-05-22 03:49:11 PM  
i.imgur.com

DARLING FASCIST PUCKY BOYS. GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOALIES, YOU BASTARDS. MAY THE SEED OF YOUR POWER PLAY BE FRUITFUL IN THE BELLY OF YOUR HAT TRICK. NEIL.
 
2013-05-22 03:51:26 PM  

Somacandra: DARLING FASCIST PUCKY BOYS. GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOALIES, YOU BASTARDS. MAY THE SEED OF YOUR POWER PLAY BE FRUITFUL IN THE BELLY OF YOUR HAT TRICK. NEIL.


Love it.
 
2013-05-22 04:38:19 PM  

soopey: Even when the Flyers are out of the playoffs, all they can do is hit posts.

Jakub Voracek Smashed Up His Ferrari


Serves him right for buying the chick Ferrari.

That's the Ferrari equivalent of the Mercedes SLK320.
 
2013-05-22 04:44:28 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: Even when the Flyers are out of the playoffs, all they can do is hit posts.

Jakub Voracek Smashed Up His Ferrari

Serves him right for buying the chick Ferrari.

That's the Ferrari equivalent of the Mercedes SLK320.


Well, he does drive like a woman.
 
2013-05-22 04:54:33 PM  

andychrist420: fatalvenom: soopey: Even when the Flyers are out of the playoffs, all they can do is hit posts.

Jakub Voracek Smashed Up His Ferrari

Serves him right for buying the chick Ferrari.

That's the Ferrari equivalent of the Mercedes SLK320.

Well, he does drive like a woman.


Rimshot.jpg
 
2013-05-22 05:18:45 PM  
Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver
 
2013-05-22 05:49:37 PM  

andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver


With his coaching style, he could land somewhere in the Canadiens organization.
 
2013-05-22 05:52:11 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

With his coaching style, he could land somewhere in the Canadiens organization.


Does the Canadian Olympic diving team need a coach?
 
2013-05-22 05:59:58 PM  

andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver


This gets funnier every time I read it.
 
2013-05-22 06:16:31 PM  

andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

With his coaching style, he could land somewhere in the Canadiens organization.

Does the Canadian Olympic diving team need a coach?


Apparently.
 
2013-05-22 06:40:11 PM  
Apparently the Headstones are opening the cbc broadcast today, making this the best broadcast of the playoffs.

#penguinsbecausejerome
 
2013-05-22 06:43:20 PM  
So the standings page on nhl.com is down.

wouldn't think you'd be farking with that page at this point in the season
 
2013-05-22 06:43:39 PM  

ytterbium: Somacandra: DARLING FASCIST PUCKY BOYS. GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOALIES, YOU BASTARDS. MAY THE SEED OF YOUR POWER PLAY BE FRUITFUL IN THE BELLY OF YOUR HAT TRICK. NEIL.

Love it.


Agreed... There hasn't been nearly enough Neil around here.

"Hey, man, open up... It's the pigs!"
 
2013-05-22 06:46:15 PM  

Rev.K: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

This gets funnier every time I read it.


paraphrased from twitter:

The Canucks are now in the Stanley Cup Layoffs
 
2013-05-22 06:59:33 PM  
img844.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 07:01:51 PM  
Go Sens because more games is better!
 
2013-05-22 07:02:03 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 07:02:30 PM  
I can't stop laughing at this.
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 07:06:54 PM  

sno man:


Well, if I wasn't going for the Penguins before ...
 
2013-05-22 07:07:16 PM  
And now, Lakeport and Quiznos Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO
 
2013-05-22 07:09:04 PM  

andychrist420: I can't stop laughing at this.
[i1348.photobucket.com image 491x509]


I think if we put a beret on Paul MacLean, he'd look a fair bit like Jamie Hyneman.
 
2013-05-22 07:09:34 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2013-05-22 07:09:57 PM  
C.mon Sens.  Make it a series!!
 
2013-05-22 07:12:45 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-05-22 07:13:06 PM  

buckeyebrain:


You farking son of a batch bastard...
 
2013-05-22 07:13:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-22 07:15:10 PM  
The Pens were held to 1 goal in the last 4.5 periods of hockey.

I doubt that'll continue very much longer.
 
2013-05-22 07:15:43 PM  

andychrist420: I can't stop laughing at this.
[i1348.photobucket.com image 491x509]


I love googly eyes. Jim Henson got it right.
 
2013-05-22 07:18:11 PM  
Say hello to Regis Pierre McGuire:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 07:19:00 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 07:19:03 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Say hello to Regis Pierre McGuire:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 525x256]


He's got purdy Crosby-sucking lips
 
2013-05-22 07:19:17 PM  
Shooting pucks at players is a Bruins thing now, sorry. Anyway, hope Mark Stone is tonights hero. The guy is a force to be reckoned with when he's on his game. Go Sens.
 
2013-05-22 07:19:37 PM  

octopied: The Pens were held to 1 goal in the last 4.5 periods of hockey.

I doubt that'll continue very much longer.


Like I said in a previous thread, everyone knew Anderson was going to steal a game in this series.  Game 3 was it.
 
2013-05-22 07:19:57 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Say hello to Regis Pierre McGuire:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 525x256]


Can't be him. Too much hair and he doesn't have that creepy "you think he might be a registered sex-offender" uncle vibe going on.
 
2013-05-22 07:20:01 PM  
I hope the Neil collides with the Neal, they are both d-bags
 
2013-05-22 07:21:38 PM  

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 300x224]


Glad to see you're still getting use out of that.
 
2013-05-22 07:21:40 PM  

ontariolightning: Shooting pucks at players is a Bruins thing now, sorry. Anyway, hope Mark Stone is tonights hero. The guy is a force to be reckoned with when he's on his game. Go Sens.


Trollioioiooioiioioooo.
 
2013-05-22 07:22:29 PM  
starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov

BUZZ

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-22 07:23:57 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 300x224]

Glad to see you're still getting use out of that.


Absolutely...when its non-Bruins games I'm all over that pic.

I was plastered like Brophy when you posted it, and I laughed my ass off.

/but I didn't piss myself when someone threw me into the boards.
 
2013-05-22 07:24:43 PM  

andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver


And with Luongo getting moved this summer(most likely the draft), Gilis will wipe his hands, declare he has fixed the team and go back to ignoring the twin elephants in the room.
 
2013-05-22 07:25:08 PM  
i1114.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 07:26:51 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope the Neil collides with the Neal, they are both d-bags


so the players at home can keep them straight...
img442.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 07:26:52 PM  

Flappyhead: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

And with Luongo getting moved this summer(most likely the draft), Gilis will wipe his hands, declare he has fixed the team and go back to ignoring the twin elephants in the room.


Sedins aren't the problem. Without them they would be right beside Calgary and Edmonton
 
2013-05-22 07:27:36 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: Say hello to Regis Pierre McGuire:


Voted Most Likely to be a Douche Canoe?
 
2013-05-22 07:30:05 PM  

ontariolightning: Sedins aren't the problem


They scored as many goals in the playoffs this year as you and I did.
 
2013-05-22 07:30:09 PM  

ontariolightning: Flappyhead: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

And with Luongo getting moved this summer(most likely the draft), Gilis will wipe his hands, declare he has fixed the team and go back to ignoring the twin elephants in the room.

Sedins aren't the problem. Without them they would be right beside Calgary and Edmonton


Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.
 
2013-05-22 07:30:35 PM  
jesus christ cbc.ca

load damn you. want to see the headstones.
 
2013-05-22 07:30:44 PM  
www.drunkenpolack.com

Freshly poured, officially ready for hockey. Cmon Senators, tie up this biatch
 
2013-05-22 07:32:06 PM  
A) I was pregaming with Yanks-Os and they just started playing the Fandango song
B) I didn't see any pictures of "Young Neil" if you are looking to post more pictures
 
2013-05-22 07:34:21 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

With his coaching style, he could land somewhere in the Canadiens organization.


He's already been through their organization. As for the firing, it was really just a matter of time. The real question was going to be how many of the other coaches went with him, and whether the GM was also shoved out.
 
2013-05-22 07:34:36 PM  

Fatty McFatcheeks: [i1114.photobucket.com image 373x300]


Fark'n classic!
______________________________________

buckeyebrain: home.comcast.net

Can you can hear me?
Yes.
Why do you eat people?
Not people. Brains.
Brains only?
Yes.
Why?
The PAIN!
What about the pain?
The pain of being DEAD!
It hurts... to be dead?
I can feel myself rot.
Eating brains... How does that make you feel?
It makes the pain, go away!
 
2013-05-22 07:34:57 PM  

hockeyfarker: jesus christ cbc.ca

load damn you. want to see the headstones.


Wait, NEW Headstones?

cafe119.files.wordpress.com
/at work
 
2013-05-22 07:35:41 PM  

PowerSlacker: ontariolightning: Sedins aren't the problem

They scored as many goals in the playoffs this year as you and I did.


Tyler Seguin is right in there with more than twice as many playoff games played... and the B's are doing just fine
 
2013-05-22 07:36:01 PM  
Henrik 99 gp 22 g 52 assists
Daniel 96 gp 23 g 44 assistsYou can't criticize their overall playoff performance. It's been a bad 2 playoffs for them is all
 
2013-05-22 07:37:02 PM  
Bad News.  I can't watch the game.

Good news...I can KIND OF join in this time.

LETS GO PENS!!
 
2013-05-22 07:37:04 PM  

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Flappyhead: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

And with Luongo getting moved this summer(most likely the draft), Gilis will wipe his hands, declare he has fixed the team and go back to ignoring the twin elephants in the room.

Sedins aren't the problem. Without them they would be right beside Calgary and Edmonton

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.


The thing is they COULD be key parts of a Cup winner, but they desperately need somebody to kick them in the ass and drag them through the rough patches of the game.  And no, not a coach, but a player.  A real leader.  But as long as Henrik has the C that ain't happening.
 
2013-05-22 07:37:29 PM  
Anthem
 
2013-05-22 07:37:45 PM  
OMG ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT COMMERCIAL!
 
2013-05-22 07:38:05 PM  
fatalvenom:

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.


They took the big bad Bruins to 7 games though..
 
2013-05-22 07:40:12 PM  
Canadian anthem > American anthem
 
2013-05-22 07:40:25 PM  
They certainly know how to do an anthem up in Canada...
 
2013-05-22 07:40:46 PM  
here we go....
 
2013-05-22 07:40:53 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Let's Go Pens!!
 
2013-05-22 07:42:18 PM  

ontariolightning: fatalvenom:

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.

They took the big bad Bruins to 7 games though..


And how'd that turn out. Did you see game 7?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-22 07:42:20 PM  
Gonchar for Interference!

Turkey Time Pens!
 
2013-05-22 07:42:20 PM  

ontariolightning: fatalvenom:

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.

They took the big bad Bruins to 7 games though..


I don't even know how to respond to this post...
 
2013-05-22 07:42:26 PM  
Kenny Albert...learn the Ref signals.
 
2013-05-22 07:42:28 PM  
PENS POWER PLAY!!!

/A score would be GREAT!
 
2013-05-22 07:42:37 PM  
Lets go refs!
 
2013-05-22 07:43:03 PM  
herpa derpa turkey derpa
 
2013-05-22 07:43:24 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Canadian anthem > American anthem


Because it's not about war. Fun fact: Hitler loved Canadas Vimy Ridge Memorial because it wasn't about war but about the people mourning the fallen.
 
2013-05-22 07:43:42 PM  

geom_00: Bad News.  I can't watch the game.

Good news...I can KIND OF join in this time.

LETS GO PENS!!


blogs.abc.net.au

Howzat?!
 
2013-05-22 07:44:07 PM  

fatalvenom: I don't even know how to respond to this post...


and yet...
 
2013-05-22 07:44:20 PM  

Flappyhead: Wait, NEW Headstones?


it might be their best album ever
 
2013-05-22 07:44:41 PM  
Mother.....
 
2013-05-22 07:44:49 PM  
ATTA BOY MILAN!!!! SHARKS MISS YOU!
 
2013-05-22 07:44:53 PM  
NOT the score I wanted.
 
2013-05-22 07:44:53 PM  
SENATORS WITH A SHAWTY!
 
2013-05-22 07:44:59 PM  
holy shorty!!!!
 
2013-05-22 07:45:02 PM  
Dear Penguins.....stop going on the powerplay

Thank you

ManofPA
 
2013-05-22 07:45:05 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Flappyhead: andychrist420: Alain Vignault gets the boot.  Because he's the problem with Vancouver

And with Luongo getting moved this summer(most likely the draft), Gilis will wipe his hands, declare he has fixed the team and go back to ignoring the twin elephants in the room.

Sedins aren't the problem. Without them they would be right beside Calgary and Edmonton

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.

The thing is they COULD be key parts of a Cup winner, but they desperately need somebody to kick them in the ass and drag them through the rough patches of the game.  And no, not a coach, but a player.  A real leader.  But as long as Henrik has the C that ain't happening.


They need other lines on the team to consistently score. It's no wonder that they can't score in the playoffs since they've got the other team's best defensive players draped all over them. As long as opponents don't have to worry about the rest of the team, they'll never have enough room to work.

But frankly, having a skill-first team will only work if you can put the puck in on the powerplay. Otherwise, the other teams will goon it up knowing it won't cost them. And the fact that the PP couldn't adapted is on the coaches.
 
2013-05-22 07:45:10 PM  
HAHAHA EAT THAT TURKEY YOU biatchES!
 
2013-05-22 07:45:16 PM  

sno man: fatalvenom: I don't even know how to respond to this post...

and yet...


Well, for starters...

Everyone thought that the 'Nucks were going to stomp all over the Bruins...
 
2013-05-22 07:45:28 PM  
Well all right now, Ottawa...
 
2013-05-22 07:45:34 PM  

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: fatalvenom:

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.

They took the big bad Bruins to 7 games though..

I don't even know how to respond to this post...


If Canucks were a bunch of raggedy Annies shouldn't you be embarrassed to lose 3 games to them?
 
2013-05-22 07:45:53 PM  
HHAHAHAHA....OTT SHORTIE!!!!
 
2013-05-22 07:46:04 PM  

geom_00: PENS POWER PLAY!!!

/A score would be GREAT!


Indeed it was....
 
2013-05-22 07:46:18 PM  
WOOHOO!!!   Sens strike first with a shorty!!!!

\just had to stop by before another beerleague game
\\different from last night
\\\breaking in new skates sucks
 
2013-05-22 07:46:20 PM  

sno man: PowerSlacker: ontariolightning: Sedins aren't the problem

They scored as many goals in the playoffs this year as you and I did.

Tyler Seguin is right in there with more than twice as many playoff games played... and the B's are doing just fine


You sure mention Seguin a whole lot.
I know what to get you for Christmas now Link
 
2013-05-22 07:46:30 PM  

ontariolightning: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: fatalvenom:

Are you kidding me?

You can't win in a man's game with a couple of Raggity Annies.

They took the big bad Bruins to 7 games though..

I don't even know how to respond to this post...

If Canucks were a bunch of raggedy Annies shouldn't you be embarrassed to lose 3 games to them?


See my above post, dickbag
 
2013-05-22 07:47:15 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: HAHAHA EAT THAT TURKEY YOU biatchES!


Oh well, I'll just calla 4-2 Pens win for lulz. You can all give geom a month of TF when that happens.
 
2013-05-22 07:48:23 PM  
Hmm. Surfing amazon. I found a tervis tumbler with a big cock on it. Random indulgence buy?
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-05-22 07:49:12 PM  
Announcers doing their best to whitewash the clusterfark strategy from Bylsma in Game 3.

If you're keeping Malkin on the ice to possess the puck, why did they run like 3 pump and dump retreats trying to milk the clock down defensively?
epic fail.
 
2013-05-22 07:49:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: PowerSlacker: ontariolightning: Sedins aren't the problem

They scored as many goals in the playoffs this year as you and I did.

Tyler Seguin is right in there with more than twice as many playoff games played... and the B's are doing just fine

You sure mention Seguin a whole lot.
I know what to get you for Christmas now Link


Bruins can win the Cup and Kessel will still have more 2013 playoff points than Seguin.
Just saying.
 
2013-05-22 07:50:12 PM  
hi im late, but i'd just like to say, since i won't be able to for very long most likely,

GO SENS GO hahaha cindy crosby sucks 1-0!
 
2013-05-22 07:50:47 PM  
Nice shorty, Ottawa... Good sign.

Another Pens PP.
 
2013-05-22 07:50:47 PM  
hmm did that puck go in the corner?
 
2013-05-22 07:50:57 PM  
OK boys...lets try this AGAIN.

PENS POWER PLAY!!!
 
2013-05-22 07:51:06 PM  
Greening for Interference

Turkey time for family, not charity, this time... okay?
 
2013-05-22 07:51:27 PM  
Got my private stream going via VPN.

HOCKEY!
 
2013-05-22 07:51:30 PM  
Nice dive there Letang... penalty yeah, but Oscar winning performance
 
2013-05-22 07:52:07 PM  
Why are they booing, the Sens do better shorthanded against the Pens then at even strength
 
2013-05-22 07:52:16 PM  
Wow, Sens already up 1-0? Lulz!
 
2013-05-22 07:52:41 PM  

Fubegra: Wow, Sens already up 1-0? Lulz!


On a shorty!
 
2013-05-22 07:54:26 PM  
Anderson is on fire
 
2013-05-22 07:54:31 PM  
great game so far, Letang.

facepalm
 
2013-05-22 07:54:39 PM  
shockwave crashed. again.

wtf, Chrome.
 
2013-05-22 07:54:58 PM  
Just received a cool little gift from a good friend and fellow Bruins' fan... One of those yellow rally towels from Game 2. He was able to grab a few of them. Nice.

Nice save there by the D-man there.
 
2013-05-22 07:55:16 PM  
Anderson's a frikkin' beast tonight.
 
2013-05-22 07:55:17 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: PowerSlacker: ontariolightning: Sedins aren't the problem

They scored as many goals in the playoffs this year as you and I did.

Tyler Seguin is right in there with more than twice as many playoff games played... and the B's are doing just fine

You sure mention Seguin a whole lot.
I know what to get you for Christmas now Link


LOL... I'm just having some fun with the Kessel trade crap... since the trade many Leafs fans have been really down on Kessel and the trade in general.  We did give up a lot for him after all... meanwhile Kessel has quietly been in the top five in scoring since he's been here, blah, blah, blah, you already know the rest...
 
2013-05-22 07:56:19 PM  

irishman4: hi im late, but i'd just like to say, since i won't be able to for very long most likely,

GO SENS GO hahaha cindy crosby sucks 1-0!


imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 07:59:55 PM  
phew, found a youtube link to the Headstones song for CBC's opener.

sens fans oughta like it. I forgot you guys have the Scotiabank Place, and we have the Scotiabank Saddledome

Link
 
2013-05-22 08:01:02 PM  

sno man: irishman4: hi im late, but i'd just like to say, since i won't be able to for very long most likely,

GO SENS GO hahaha cindy crosby sucks 1-0!

[imageshack.us image 278x181]


www.tjjournal.com
 
2013-05-22 08:01:57 PM  
fatalvenom:
If Canucks were a bunch of raggedy Annies shouldn't you be embarrassed to lose 3 games to them?

See my above post, dickbag


I've noticed when you namecall you often use the word dick along with other words. It's okay to be gay. You'll find yourself less angry about it if you just yell it from the rooftops of  your secret crush who also happens to be the captain of the water polo team. How cliche is that? But I digress. Nobody will judge you man.
 
2013-05-22 08:03:16 PM  
mastadon like 'tending detected...
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 08:03:47 PM  
My son forgot to shave this morning.  He has a better mustache than Crosby does.
 
2013-05-22 08:04:46 PM  
Can someone please test Anderson for either speed or crack??
 
2013-05-22 08:05:17 PM  
www.wrestling-match.com

Beast mode
 
2013-05-22 08:06:02 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: My son forgot to shave this morning.  He has a better mustache than Crosby does.


So does my 89 year old grandmother
 
2013-05-22 08:06:45 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: irishman4: hi im late, but i'd just like to say, since i won't be able to for very long most likely,

GO SENS GO hahaha cindy crosby sucks 1-0!

[imageshack.us image 278x181]

[www.tjjournal.com image 580x300]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 08:07:25 PM  
go you stupid senators gogogogogogogogo
 
2013-05-22 08:07:52 PM  
As great as Anderson is playing, he can't keep this up all night. Sens better start playing better D
 
2013-05-22 08:08:12 PM  

sno man: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: irishman4: hi im late, but i'd just like to say, since i won't be able to for very long most likely,

GO SENS GO hahaha cindy crosby sucks 1-0!

[imageshack.us image 278x181]

[www.tjjournal.com image 580x300]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 08:08:32 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: My son forgot to shave this morning.  He has a better mustache than Crosby does.


given your username, you should check to see if there's a horseshoe stuck up in your situation somewhere
 
2013-05-22 08:11:13 PM  
FINALLY!
 
2013-05-22 08:11:16 PM  
PENS TIE
 
2013-05-22 08:11:19 PM  
And just like that TIED
 
2013-05-22 08:11:22 PM  
NEAL!!!!!!   PENGOAL!!!! PENGOAL!!!!!
 
2013-05-22 08:11:24 PM  
Dammit...
 
2013-05-22 08:11:26 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Anderson doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!!

James Neal!!
 
2013-05-22 08:11:33 PM  
That was quick
 
2013-05-22 08:11:37 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: As great as Anderson is playing, he can't keep this up all night. Sens better start playing better D


yea, he can.  He's been doing it nearly every game he's played this year...
imageshack.us

as the Pens score...
 
2013-05-22 08:12:19 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-05-22 08:12:53 PM  
Bondage!
 
2013-05-22 08:13:34 PM  
Wow......just wow
 
2013-05-22 08:13:37 PM  
de-tied!
 
2013-05-22 08:13:44 PM  
WOOOOOOT! That was quick!
 
2013-05-22 08:13:51 PM  
OTTAWA SCOOOOOOOOORES
 
2013-05-22 08:14:09 PM  
untied!

[earguy's sailor girl.jpg]
 
2013-05-22 08:14:09 PM  
does not compute
 
2013-05-22 08:14:17 PM  
Lol... So much for the tie.
 
2013-05-22 08:15:21 PM  
ei.isnooth.com
 
2013-05-22 08:16:29 PM  

hockeyfarker: given your username, you should check to see if there's a horseshoe stuck up in your situation somewhere


Actually there's four of them.  But it is Wednesday.

And is Crosby's lack of facial hair growing ability something you really want to defend?
 
2013-05-22 08:17:53 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: And is Crosby's lack of facial hair growing ability something you really want to defend?


what?

are you even watching this game?
 
2013-05-22 08:19:07 PM  
Hey there...Tanger....WAKE THE FARK UP
 
2013-05-22 08:19:08 PM  

ontariolightning: fatalvenom:
If Canucks were a bunch of raggedy Annies shouldn't you be embarrassed to lose 3 games to them?

See my above post, dickbag

I've noticed when you namecall you often use the word dick along with other words. It's okay to be gay. You'll find yourself less angry about it if you just yell it from the rooftops of  your secret crush who also happens to be the captain of the water polo team. How cliche is that? But I digress. Nobody will judge you man.


You do realize that everyone in these threads knows that you are a baseless troll.

No one takes anything you say with a half a point of significance.

Keep blowing your stupid mouth off.

You must be katalyst's alt.
 
2013-05-22 08:19:19 PM  
Hey, How 'bout them Pirates!
 
2013-05-22 08:19:53 PM  
Isn't it about time for a penalty against the Sens?
 
2013-05-22 08:20:20 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Hey, How 'bout them Pirates!


Sshh!!! This year we're not going to mention their standings until September. We've learned that early success doesn't mean much after the All Star Break.
 
2013-05-22 08:20:32 PM  

ontariolightning: I've noticed when you namecall you often use the word dick along with other words. It's okay to be gay. You'll find yourself less angry about it if you just yell it from the rooftops of  your secret crush who also happens to be the captain of the water polo team. How cliche is that? But I digress. Nobody will judge you man.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-22 08:21:47 PM  

ds_4815: ontariolightning: I've noticed when you namecall you often use the word dick along with other words. It's okay to be gay. You'll find yourself less angry about it if you just yell it from the rooftops of  your secret crush who also happens to be the captain of the water polo team. How cliche is that? But I digress. Nobody will judge you man.

[i.imgur.com image 621x343]


Pooh Bear can't read.
 
2013-05-22 08:22:50 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: hockeyfarker: given your username, you should check to see if there's a horseshoe stuck up in your situation somewhere

Actually there's four of them.  But it is Wednesday.

And is Crosby's lack of facial hair growing ability something you really want to defend?


hammer dont hurt him
 
2013-05-22 08:23:48 PM  

hockeyfarker: Anderson's Pooper: And is Crosby's lack of facial hair growing ability something you really want to defend?

what?

are you even watching this game?


Absolutely.  I pick on Crosby for his sparse facial hair and you come at me with some nonsense about horseshoes. It's a frikkin' joke dude, nothing personal against you.
 
2013-05-22 08:23:52 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Hey, How 'bout them Pirates!


It will be 21 straight by the end of the season
 
2013-05-22 08:24:36 PM  
fatalvenom:


No one takes anything you say with a half a point of significance.

Keep blowing your stupid mouth off

🐒
 
2013-05-22 08:24:41 PM  
I knew Cherry was gonna say something about the d man on that goal.
 
2013-05-22 08:25:46 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: hockeyfarker: Anderson's Pooper: And is Crosby's lack of facial hair growing ability something you really want to defend?

what?

are you even watching this game?

Absolutely.  I pick on Crosby for his sparse facial hair and you come at me with some nonsense about horseshoes. It's a frikkin' joke dude, nothing personal against you.


Pretty sure the horseshoe comment was referring to your name having Anderson in it, and Anderson being lucky tonight.

/Crosby is a punk-ass who should not try a 'stache
 
2013-05-22 08:29:08 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Absolutely.  I pick on Crosby for his sparse facial hair and you come at me with some nonsense about horseshoes. It's a frikkin' joke dude, nothing personal against you.


somebody back me up here

"having a horseshoe up his ass" is an idiom implying someone is imbued with an overabundance of luck

the goaltender playing for the Ottawa Senators is named Anderson

your username is Anderson's Pooper

I said check if you have a horseshoe up there

no one cares about lame crosby mustache jokes dude
 
2013-05-22 08:29:21 PM  

hockeyfarker: Cherry


What is he wearing tonight?
 
2013-05-22 08:29:47 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Pretty sure the horseshoe comment was referring to your name having Anderson in it, and Anderson being lucky tonight.


Clearly  I need to drink more.  That angle didn't even occur to me.  If so, then I apologize to hockeyfarker. As I said earlier, I try not to get personal.
 
2013-05-22 08:30:24 PM  
see, cause Anderson is playing amazing.

 

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Pretty sure the horseshoe comment was referring to your name having Anderson in it,


thank you
 
2013-05-22 08:30:44 PM  

hockeyfarker: Anderson's Pooper: Absolutely.  I pick on Crosby for his sparse facial hair and you come at me with some nonsense about horseshoes. It's a frikkin' joke dude, nothing personal against you.

somebody back me up here

"having a horseshoe up his ass" is an idiom implying someone is imbued with an overabundance of luck

the goaltender playing for the Ottawa Senators is named Anderson

your username is Anderson's Pooper

I said check if you have a horseshoe up there

no one cares about lame crosby mustache jokes dude


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 08:32:14 PM  
To be fair, I didn't get the horseshoe joke at first either.
 
2013-05-22 08:35:33 PM  
Ha.  On last 11 pens PP they have 0 goals, but the Sens have 2.
 
2013-05-22 08:35:52 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: If so, then I apologize to hockeyfarker.


it is no problem

it just seems like you're a sens fan so it would be an obvious link

I am prepared to keep talking about this until the intermission's over
 
2013-05-22 08:37:51 PM  
Crosby hooked by Turris there.... no call
 
2013-05-22 08:38:09 PM  
kara.allthingsd.com
 
2013-05-22 08:38:10 PM  
2-2
 
2013-05-22 08:38:17 PM  
Kunitz time
 
2013-05-22 08:38:26 PM  
boom, tied
 
2013-05-22 08:38:29 PM  
Argh. Didn't want the Penguins to score...
 
2013-05-22 08:38:31 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Never teach a pig to sing!!

Kunitz finds the five-hole!!
 
2013-05-22 08:38:33 PM  
That was too easy...
 
2013-05-22 08:38:41 PM  
Well, it's hard to defend a two-on-zero rush.
 
2013-05-22 08:38:48 PM  
Tied up
 
2013-05-22 08:39:04 PM  
CHRIS KUNTZ
 
2013-05-22 08:39:14 PM  

hockeyfarker: it just seems like you're a sens fan so it would be an obvious link


I wasn't offended until this.  Sabres fan for life so I just want game 7.

And tied.

/Not really offended
 
2013-05-22 08:39:35 PM  
Dont panic I has arrived!
 
2013-05-22 08:39:35 PM  
Well, that was fast.
 
2013-05-22 08:39:35 PM  
boom, untied
 
2013-05-22 08:39:36 PM  
IGGY
 
2013-05-22 08:39:44 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Donna needs a doughnut!!

Iginla on the rebound!!
 
2013-05-22 08:39:52 PM  
Shiat. Looks like they're gonna break it open.
 
2013-05-22 08:39:56 PM  
Could it BE any easier?
 
2013-05-22 08:39:57 PM  
Jesus christ Sens
 
2013-05-22 08:40:17 PM  
Can we go back to the first period?
 
2013-05-22 08:40:20 PM  

mikaloyd: Dont panic I has arrived!


As the Pens score two.... what took you so long?
 
2013-05-22 08:40:27 PM  

mikaloyd: Dont panic I has arrived!


I show up. Pens get 2 goals :-)
 
2013-05-22 08:40:48 PM  

mikaloyd: Dont panic I has arrived!


That was either awesome timing or horrible based on your support.
 
2013-05-22 08:40:51 PM  
The goals are coming so fast ESPN.com can't keep up.
 
2013-05-22 08:41:32 PM  
Sens need a timeout
 
2013-05-22 08:42:01 PM  

ClavellBCMI: The goals are coming so fast ESPN.com can't keep up.


ESPN doesn't care.
 
2013-05-22 08:42:02 PM  

TheManofPA: mikaloyd: Dont panic I has arrived!

That was either awesome timing or horrible based on your support.


GO PENS!
 
2013-05-22 08:42:36 PM  
Good Job, Pens. Now if you can just avoid letting the Sens commit any penalties, you should be golden.
 
2013-05-22 08:43:26 PM  
Sens goal coming in 3.....2.....1.....
 
2013-05-22 08:43:43 PM  
Alfredsson broke his skate on that hit from behind....
 
2013-05-22 08:44:03 PM  
Alfie's not hurt - broken skate
 
2013-05-22 08:44:23 PM  
Can the Pens hold the dumb bits to a minimum? I hope.
 
2013-05-22 08:45:14 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Alfie's not hurt - broken skate


Absolutely high comedy watching him try and stand up in the replays.
 
2013-05-22 08:45:48 PM  
Pretty sure Benoit tried to take his head off there with the sports equipment

/ok, it was forced
 
2013-05-22 08:45:49 PM  
When did NBC hire fox football announcers to do hockey? They suck.
 
2013-05-22 08:45:51 PM  
I don't know if I've ever seen a skate break before.
 
2013-05-22 08:46:12 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Alfie's not hurt - broken skate

Absolutely high comedy watching him try and stand up in the replays.


Good job getting off the ice on one leg
 
2013-05-22 08:47:39 PM  

TheManofPA: Pretty sure Benoit tried to take his head off there with the sports equipment

/ok, it was forced


209.160.33.72
 
2013-05-22 08:47:41 PM  
Well sh*t sure has changed since I played the Reus tutorial... damn.
 
2013-05-22 08:50:02 PM  
PING!
 
2013-05-22 08:50:35 PM  
Wow close on both ends
 
2013-05-22 08:51:20 PM  

Stimied in a Rut: When did NBC hire fox football announcers to do hockey? They suck.


You haven't heard suck until you've heard Gus Johnson call soccer
 
2013-05-22 08:53:57 PM  
What this game needs is a good brawl
 
2013-05-22 08:54:34 PM  
kenny albert sounds like he is holding in his breath after taking a big toke off the bong...
 
2013-05-22 08:55:38 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl


If the score isn't tied with 5 minutes to go, we might get one (just one fight not a full brawl)
 
2013-05-22 08:56:25 PM  
my heart can't take much more of this bad defense pens.....
 
2013-05-22 08:56:29 PM  

TheManofPA: Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl

If the score isn't tied with 5 minutes to go, we might get one (just one fight not a full brawl)


I'd say that it would take a two-goal lead.
 
2013-05-22 08:56:32 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 08:57:11 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl


On the CBC broadcast, 2nd intermission, came the story that Donald Fehr wants to take fighting out of the game. Smart CBC broke the story AFTER Coach's Corner
 
2013-05-22 08:59:15 PM  

andychrist420: Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl

[i1348.photobucket.com image 641x471]


Any chance of a chick-goalie fight?
 
2013-05-22 08:59:30 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl

On the CBC broadcast, 2nd intermission, came the story that Donald Fehr wants to take fighting out of the game. Smart CBC broke the story AFTER Coach's Corner


You don't think Grapes will be all over that ... I think he'd stay up past his normal bedtime just to make sure he gets heard
 
2013-05-22 09:00:16 PM  
Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification: Link
 
2013-05-22 09:00:24 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: andychrist420: Lost Thought 00: What this game needs is a good brawl

[i1348.photobucket.com image 641x471]

Any chance of a chick-goalie fight?


If the Pens put Crosby in goal, we're half way there.
 
2013-05-22 09:02:16 PM  
You gotta have confidence in yourself i you want to go for deep penetration.
 
2013-05-22 09:03:06 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: On the CBC broadcast, 2nd intermission, came the story that Donald Fehr wants to take fighting out of the game.


He already helped cost us half this season and now he wants to cost some union members their jobs?  Nice job counselor.
 
2013-05-22 09:03:11 PM  
What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?
 
2013-05-22 09:03:17 PM  
oh boy here come the "NBC is felating crosby again" posts.....
 
2013-05-22 09:03:52 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?


He's just eye candy, like all the other sideline reporters
 
2013-05-22 09:04:45 PM  

fire4418: oh boy here come the "NBC is felating crosby again" posts.....


What do you mean "here come"? That implies people stopped biatching about Crosby for some amount of time in the interim
 
2013-05-22 09:04:46 PM  
NIfty passing but no luck for the Sens
 
2013-05-22 09:04:52 PM  
Christ, Sutter can fly.
 
2013-05-22 09:06:33 PM  

Donnchadha: fire4418: oh boy here come the "NBC is felating crosby again" posts.....

What do you mean "here come"? That implies people stopped biatching about Crosby for some amount of time in the interim


Just sayin it's predictable.... and pathetic
 
2013-05-22 09:07:16 PM  

fire4418: Donnchadha: fire4418: oh boy here come the "NBC is felating crosby again" posts.....

What do you mean "here come"? That implies people stopped biatching about Crosby for some amount of time in the interim

Just sayin it's predictable.... and pathetic


It's predictable that it's constant.... and pathetic
 
2013-05-22 09:07:44 PM  
This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link
 
2013-05-22 09:08:12 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?


sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno
 
2013-05-22 09:08:56 PM  

hockeyfarker: Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?

sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno


Usually it's this report:

"Are you hearing anything you can repeat?"

"No."
 
2013-05-22 09:09:20 PM  

TheManofPA: This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link


I don't understand. the tit and tron?
 
2013-05-22 09:10:05 PM  

Donnchadha: hockeyfarker: Lost Thought 00: What is the point of having the "on the ice" reporter narrating highlights?

sometimes they get hit by pucks and it's entertaining

and they can paraphrase scholarly discussions heard between the benches

otherwise though, I dunno

Usually it's this report:

"Are you hearing anything you can repeat?"

"No."


They need to hire a Canadian to English translator to do the reporting.
 
2013-05-22 09:10:42 PM  
sounds like a potentially fantastic pub
 
2013-05-22 09:10:48 PM  
Ahh the obigatory "refs u suck" chant...
 
2013-05-22 09:10:51 PM  

hockeyfarker: TheManofPA: This weekend, all roads, lead to: Link

I don't understand. the tit and tron?


Just the only thing I think of with those damn Fast Furious Fandango commercials. I just get annoyed by them.
 
2013-05-22 09:11:27 PM  
Penguins get away with one there
 
2013-05-22 09:12:17 PM  
But not that time
 
2013-05-22 09:12:35 PM  
Cooke in the box.... why am i not surprised?
 
2013-05-22 09:12:35 PM  
Sens Power Play.  Too much Cooke.
 
2013-05-22 09:12:53 PM  
Phil Bourque does not agree with that call, to say the least....
 
2013-05-22 09:12:54 PM  
HERP DERP TURKEY TIME HAR HAR HAR
 
2013-05-22 09:13:30 PM  
Long Change! Everyone drink.
 
2013-05-22 09:13:34 PM  
Matt Cooke - 2 minutes for being Matt Cooke, and slashing.
 
2013-05-22 09:13:39 PM  
Thwomp!
 
2013-05-22 09:13:45 PM  
big ben struck one there....
 
2013-05-22 09:14:03 PM  
Lights go flashing... but no goal
 
2013-05-22 09:14:09 PM  
PING! Everyone drink again!
 
2013-05-22 09:14:12 PM  
PING!
 
2013-05-22 09:16:17 PM  
The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.
 
2013-05-22 09:18:14 PM  
My next playoff thread submission will be in Swedish and will include the word slutspelet.
 
2013-05-22 09:19:20 PM  
I don't care who wins, just that it goes long enough that the Bruins have the weekend off.
 
2013-05-22 09:19:36 PM  
Brick House at the Meow!!
 
2013-05-22 09:21:07 PM  
I don't have the sound up, but what were the studio guys yammering about "Cooke's lack of discipline"?
 
2013-05-22 09:21:38 PM  
well that took entirely too long to find, and thanks geom for the post I actually found it in...
Still applies too.
UNTIED:
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:22:29 PM  

TheManofPA: The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.


When they cut to an angle showing the colliding car's front end, you can see that the intersection behind him is showing a red light and a "flashing hand" which indicates that the light didn't change recently. The "lucky" guy was hit by someone that ran a red light.
 
2013-05-22 09:23:50 PM  

sno man: well that took entirely too long to find, and thanks geom for the post I actually found it in...
Still applies too.
UNTIED:
[imageshack.us image 566x720]


I feel ... tingly.
 
2013-05-22 09:30:38 PM  
If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!
 
2013-05-22 09:30:42 PM  
P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:14 PM  

JayCab: TheManofPA: The designed with other drivers in mind commercial doesn't make sense; he pulled out into traffic, the lucky guy was at fault.

When they cut to an angle showing the colliding car's front end, you can see that the intersection behind him is showing a red light and a "flashing hand" which indicates that the light didn't change recently. The "lucky" guy was hit by someone that ran a red light.


I just got advertise'wnd. Nice correction.
 
2013-05-22 09:32:16 PM  
Come on, Sens, keep this a series!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:41 PM  
Ive gone to the store for smokes and returned. Lets Do this PENGUINS!
 
2013-05-22 09:32:42 PM  

geom_00: If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!


I did have a WTF moment in that report where Brad Thiessen stopped 80 of 81 shots....

Holy crap? 81 shots! That's insane.... that's got to be a record of some...

"...over the last two games...."

Oh... well, that's still a lot of shots per game
 
2013-05-22 09:33:34 PM  
GAME ON.
 
2013-05-22 09:34:08 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!


My guys did the big clubs game seven move in game five last night... right there with ya.  *pffft* *clink*
 
2013-05-22 09:34:33 PM  
I say! I believe the Penguins are going to feast as if it's Thanksgiving Dinner anon!
 
2013-05-22 09:35:16 PM  

Donnchadha: geom_00: If anyone is listening to the Pens radio broadcast....

The AHL Baby Pens came back from a 3-0 series deficit to beat the AHL affiliate of the Boston Bruins!!

I did have a WTF moment in that report where Brad Thiessen stopped 80 of 81 shots....

Holy crap? 81 shots! That's insane.... that's got to be a record of some...

"...over the last two games...."

Oh... well, that's still a lot of shots per game


Thiessen was the difference in the series.
He has a nice future in the NHL ahead of him.
 
2013-05-22 09:35:37 PM  
Who's the smokeshow behind the Sens bench?
 
2013-05-22 09:36:01 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

I'll be cow kicked!!

James Neal x 2!!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:03 PM  

Donnchadha: I say! I believe the Penguins are going to feast as if it's Thanksgiving Dinner anon!


WIZARD!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:03 PM  
Was that Crosby "miss" on purpose?
 
2013-05-22 09:36:04 PM  
Game is getting away from the Senators.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:05 PM  
Cosby scores!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:12 PM  
PENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:19 PM  
I want to believe that ricochet behind the net was intentional
 
2013-05-22 09:36:28 PM  
mmmm...
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:36:30 PM  
jesus I didn't think they'd ever shoot james neal with his second of the night...
 
2013-05-22 09:36:32 PM  
PENGOAL PENGOAL!!!!

THE REAL DEAL JAMES FARKING NEAL!!!


/James Neal...the Other (good) Neal!!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:42 PM  
Never mind, I'm not paying enough attention.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:47 PM  

JayCab: Was that Crosby "miss" on purpose?


Nope, just saw on the replay that it was deflected off the side of the net. Crosby not THAT insane.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:53 PM  

mikaloyd: Ive gone to the store for smokes and returned. Lets Do this PENGUINS!

Imma need to leave more often!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:54 PM  
Nice.
 
2013-05-22 09:36:54 PM  

Fubegra: Cosby scores!


Jello Pudding for all!
 
2013-05-22 09:36:57 PM  
Come on Pens, play defense and don't go on the power play
 
2013-05-22 09:37:24 PM  

Donnchadha: I did have a WTF moment in that report where Brad Thiessen stopped 80 of 81 shots....

Holy crap? 81 shots! That's insane.... that's got to be a record of some...

"...over the last two games...."


did the SAME thing.
 
2013-05-22 09:37:28 PM  
Nice job moving the puck on the PP. Was that an intentional missed shot to bounce the puck over to the other side of the goal?
 
2013-05-22 09:37:30 PM  

geom_00: PENGOAL PENGOAL!!!!

THE REAL DEAL JAMES FARKING NEAL!!!

/James Neal...the Other (good) Neal!!


lh4.ggpht.com

Oh! Neal is Icy Hot tonight!
 
2013-05-22 09:37:31 PM  
That was terrible defending. Lucky bounce, but well placed finish.
 
2013-05-22 09:37:37 PM  

Fubegra: Cosby scores!


nope.
 
2013-05-22 09:37:56 PM  

sno man: Primitive Screwhead: P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!

My guys did the big clubs game seven move in game five last night... right there with ya.  *pffft* *clink*


i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 09:38:05 PM  

buckeyebrain: Fubegra: Cosby scores!

Jello Pudding for all!


Cause ya see Theo, you got to avoid the boarding penalty.
 
2013-05-22 09:38:54 PM  
So, if no one scores, we might get our fight in ten minutes.
 
2013-05-22 09:39:15 PM  
Cmon Crosby shoot the damned thing!
 
2013-05-22 09:39:22 PM  
Sens are opening up - Pens could start running up the score.
 
2013-05-22 09:39:57 PM  
did they say why kunitz isn't playing?
 
2013-05-22 09:41:52 PM  

Fubegra: Cosby scores!


You spelled Neal even worse than Subby!
 
2013-05-22 09:41:59 PM  

fire4418: did they say why kunitz isn't playing?


Kunitz is back
 
2013-05-22 09:43:06 PM  
he was absent for awhile was hoping he wasn't hurt...
 
2013-05-22 09:44:30 PM  

fire4418: he was absent for awhile was hoping he wasn't hurt...


Think he was riding the pine for a while. -2 for the first period.
 
2013-05-22 09:45:09 PM  

fire4418: he was absent for awhile was hoping he wasn't hurt...


They said lower body injury but he came back out for the third. Dunno how much they will use him but he is there.
 
2013-05-22 09:45:19 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: fire4418: he was absent for awhile was hoping he wasn't hurt...

Think he was riding the pine for a while. -2 for the first period.


so was letang but he was out there...
 
2013-05-22 09:46:34 PM  
i185.photobucket.com

bit late, but here was Don's jacket. Ron made some comment about how they were "draggin" on.

I think it's not bad, actually
 
2013-05-22 09:46:46 PM  
HOW do you not clear it there....fark!
 
2013-05-22 09:46:49 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: fire4418: he was absent for awhile was hoping he wasn't hurt...

Think he was riding the pine for a while. -2 for the first period.


He wasn't on the bench at the end of the 2nd
 
2013-05-22 09:47:20 PM  
Game
 
2013-05-22 09:47:26 PM  
oh my god that goal was sexy
 
2013-05-22 09:47:27 PM  
SHAWTY!!!
 
2013-05-22 09:47:33 PM  
Shorty dagger
 
2013-05-22 09:47:35 PM  
Pens take a massive lead with a shorty of their own.
 
2013-05-22 09:47:36 PM  
So terrible hahaha.
 
2013-05-22 09:47:43 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

How much fried chicken can you eat!!

Dupuis -- 4 da shorteez!!
 
2013-05-22 09:47:53 PM  
the fark was that d-man thinking
 
2013-05-22 09:48:09 PM  
i'm not even kidding, i am aroused by that short-handed goal

/also, gonchar, what the hell, that was awful
 
2013-05-22 09:48:10 PM  
fork test...yup done
 
2013-05-22 09:48:37 PM  
Holy crap, who saw that sort of a pass coming from Matt Bloody Cooke?
 
2013-05-22 09:48:43 PM  
Stick a fork into this turkey.

Cosby scores for real this time!
 
2013-05-22 09:48:46 PM  
OH my LAWD....Crosby...
 
2013-05-22 09:48:48 PM  
PIT 6-2 OTT (3rd, 11:21)

aaaaaaaaaaaand it's over
 
2013-05-22 09:48:48 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Tell your Ma! Tell your Pa! I'll send you back to Arkansas!

Crosby!!
 
2013-05-22 09:49:03 PM  
more done
 
2013-05-22 09:49:04 PM  
OK.  Now drop the gloves.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:17 PM  
Ouch. Unnecessary stick-check attempt by Anderson leaves him off balance for the lucky bounce.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:19 PM  
Sorry, geom, I only predicted 4-2, not 6-2.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:21 PM  
After his first period performance, pitiful showing and pitiful defense for Anderson.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:21 PM  
This is just getting embarrassing

/mercy rule
 
2013-05-22 09:49:24 PM  
Crosby goal!

...and done.
 
2013-05-22 09:49:31 PM  
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 09:49:48 PM  
wow
 
2013-05-22 09:50:02 PM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden
 
2013-05-22 09:50:19 PM  
Chris Neil -- getting frustrated, and to the box
 
2013-05-22 09:50:20 PM  
Wow this one went off the rails quick
 
2013-05-22 09:50:23 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 09:50:47 PM  
Now the parade to the penalty box.
 
2013-05-22 09:51:17 PM  
Pens should just run down these 2 minutesw and hopefully not give up a goal
 
2013-05-22 09:51:49 PM  
There's no way they can play 10 more minutes without fisticuffs, is there?
 
2013-05-22 09:52:08 PM  
I called a fight at 5 minutes; but now I'm wondering if it will be 7 minutes.
 
2013-05-22 09:52:10 PM  
Put in the big defenders and in 5 minutes put in Fleury to let him keep fresh please
 
2013-05-22 09:52:26 PM  
IGGY! oh my!
 
2013-05-22 09:52:29 PM  
Iggy
 
2013-05-22 09:52:30 PM  
They'll be calling everything now, if they want to avoid a line brawl.
 
2013-05-22 09:52:32 PM  

hockeyfarker: bit late, but here was Don's jacket. Ron made some comment about how they were "draggin" on.

I think it's not bad, actually


I would wear that to court.  Don't often have the option of out-pimping my clients.
 
2013-05-22 09:52:39 PM  
HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT!!!
 
2013-05-22 09:52:43 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building.

Iginla x 2!!

AND THAT TURKEY IS DELICIOUS!!
 
2013-05-22 09:52:46 PM  
Damn, save it for game 5. I don't like blowouts since it can take some of the energy from the next game.
 
2013-05-22 09:52:49 PM  
7-2

Just keep tallying Penguins.
 
2013-05-22 09:52:54 PM  
we've seen an inordinate number of OT games

but we also have seen a decent number of complete shiat-kickings

PIT 7-2 OTT (3rd, 10:07)
 
2013-05-22 09:52:54 PM  
Iggy goal II
 
2013-05-22 09:53:01 PM  
Anderson is completely broken
 
2013-05-22 09:53:03 PM  
Wow, this one has turned into a laugher.
 
2013-05-22 09:53:04 PM  
man, how many times have I seen that goal
 
2013-05-22 09:53:34 PM  

buckeyebrain: There's no way they can play 10 more minutes without fisticuffs, is there?


Not now, I think.  Up 7-2?  Neil's got to be about ready to pull a Bertuzzi.
 
2013-05-22 09:53:35 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-22 09:54:01 PM  
Pens need to call timeout.
 
2013-05-22 09:54:02 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: hockeyfarker: bit late, but here was Don's jacket. Ron made some comment about how they were "draggin" on.

I think it's not bad, actually

I would wear that to court.  Don't often have the option of out-pimping my clients.


gotta have the gold tie, with the blue dragons too
 
2013-05-22 09:54:03 PM  
Im feeling bad for the Sens now
 
2013-05-22 09:54:26 PM  
I'm going to make a wild guess here and say that we aren't going to get bonus hockey tonight.
 
2013-05-22 09:54:56 PM  
Pens look like they're still on the PP
 
2013-05-22 09:55:07 PM  
BREAKING NEWS!

ROOF COLLAPSING AT SCOTIABANK CENTRE! SENATORS IN PERIL!
 
2013-05-22 09:55:23 PM  

mikaloyd: Im feeling bad for the Sens now


This third period is bad. And they should feel bad.
 
2013-05-22 09:55:24 PM  
I think that Pittsburgh has decided that they want to go to the Conf Finals....

/what an epic collapse after a decent start to the game
 
2013-05-22 09:55:44 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Pens need to call timeout.


OH SNAP!!
 
2013-05-22 09:55:49 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Pens need to call timeout.


It's the classy thing to do.  Some might even say respectful.
 
2013-05-22 09:55:49 PM  
Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming
 
2013-05-22 09:56:39 PM  
Can the pens hold the dreaded 5 goal lead??
 
2013-05-22 09:56:41 PM  
It's all right, Ottawa, if Anderson breaks you've got a spare mastodon in that Bishop guy---

Really? Tampa? Sucks to be him...
 
2013-05-22 09:56:59 PM  

Fubegra: I'm going to make a wild guess here and say that we aren't going to get bonus hockey tonight.


No mastodons either
 
2013-05-22 09:57:09 PM  
40 shots for the pens wow
 
2013-05-22 09:57:27 PM  
To counterbalance this, Bucs are blowing it in the 9th again. Acceptable trade
 
2013-05-22 09:57:57 PM  

mikaloyd: Im feeling bad for the Sens now


I hate to say it...but so am I.  Whereisian is a hockey farker (and a Sens fan) who has been very classy in the past.

/By the way...anyone seen him around??
 
2013-05-22 09:58:09 PM  

fire4418: Can the pens hold the dreaded 5 goal lead??


Most dangerous lead in sports.
 
2013-05-22 09:58:45 PM  
Hai thread!

I've been superstitiously keeping out because the first times I tried to post, Ottawa scored. We can't have that.

I think we are safe now. Famous last words? If the Sens come back this game I will personally give Bad Neil oral pleasure.

Come on now Neal and Iggy. I wanna see hats.
 
2013-05-22 09:58:50 PM  

Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming


Meh. The Cup spends every summer in Canada. We'll get a good look at it.
 
2013-05-22 09:58:55 PM  

geom_00: mikaloyd: Im feeling bad for the Sens now

I hate to say it...but so am I.  Whereisian is a hockey farker (and a Sens fan) who has been very classy in the past.

/By the way...anyone seen him around??


I dont think Ive seen him this year
 
2013-05-22 09:59:26 PM  
the only way anyone can stand vince vaughn for 90 minutes is to pair him with owen wilson.  wait...  thats not true.  nobody cant stand vince vaughn for 90 minutes.
 
2013-05-22 09:59:42 PM  

fire4418: Can the pens hold the dreaded 5 goal lead??


If only the Pens were playing the 2011 world junior  team Russia it'd be tied
 
2013-05-22 09:59:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming


they died in Boston.
 
2013-05-22 10:00:18 PM  
Sengoal
 
2013-05-22 10:00:25 PM  

fire4418: Can the pens hold the dreaded 5 goal lead??


nope
 
2013-05-22 10:00:29 PM  
Well, that's something
 
2013-05-22 10:00:30 PM  
You know it's over when the announcers start talking about the wilkes barre baby pens.
 
2013-05-22 10:00:33 PM  
There you go - that 5 goal lead is deadly.
 
2013-05-22 10:00:44 PM  
Sad to give up the goal to Senators. You don't want them feeling any amount of confidence coming out of this game. 7-4, and the game will no longer be a blowout.
 
2013-05-22 10:00:45 PM  
The dreaded 4 goal lead.........
 
2013-05-22 10:00:49 PM  
The Canuck Curse:

Since the first Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 1994, no Canadian team has won the Cup.
Since the second Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 2011, no Canadian team has beaten a US team in a playoff series.
 
2013-05-22 10:01:02 PM  
Timeout, Pens!
 
2013-05-22 10:01:20 PM  
What happened to ol' Precious Ray?

Is he checking up on Voracek?
 
2013-05-22 10:01:41 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Well, that's something


github.com
 
2013-05-22 10:01:48 PM  

RminusQ: The Canuck Curse:

Since the first Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 1994, no Canadian team has won the Cup.
Since the second Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 2011, no Canadian team has beaten a US team in a playoff series.


Dammit Vancouver!
 
2013-05-22 10:01:49 PM  

Rev.K: Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming

Meh. The Cup spends every summer in Canada. We'll get a good look at it.


One of them does. The Stanley Cup room in the Hockey Hall of Fame is farking awesome
 
2013-05-22 10:02:18 PM  
Put Fleury in there until next game. Let him redeem himself a little and get time playing. Because you never know.
 
2013-05-22 10:02:22 PM  

RminusQ: The Canuck Curse:

Since the first Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 1994, no Canadian team has won the Cup.
Since the second Vancouver Stanley Cup riot in 2011, no Canadian team has beaten a US team in a playoff series.


GODDAMMIT CANUCKS, GET IT TOGETHER!
 
2013-05-22 10:02:28 PM  

Rev.K: What happened to ol' Precious Ray?

Is he checking up on Voracek?


I think, like most Philly fans, he dishes out shiat, but doesn't stick around to take any in return.
 
2013-05-22 10:02:30 PM  
So is Roy the avs coach or what?
 
2013-05-22 10:03:12 PM  
I can't believe there was no fight at 5 minutes here.
 
2013-05-22 10:03:33 PM  
The comeback begins!
 
2013-05-22 10:03:57 PM  

Lost Thought 00: To counterbalance this, Bucs are blowing it in the 9th again. Acceptable trade


ACTUALLY....

BUCCOS WIN
 
2013-05-22 10:04:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Put Fleury in there until next game. Let him redeem himself a little and get time playing. Because you never know.


Do you want your team to pull a Leafs or something?
 
2013-05-22 10:04:15 PM  
of all the pens to jaw at murray would not be my first choice....
 
2013-05-22 10:04:55 PM  

Donnchadha: I think, like most Philly fans, he dishes out shiat, but doesn't stick around to take any in return.


blog.logmycalls.com
 
2013-05-22 10:04:57 PM  
Senators fans deserve some great hockey by the home team in this last little bit; may not be any more games coming back this season.
 
2013-05-22 10:05:03 PM  
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 10:05:21 PM  
ANOTHER farking penalty?? they really are trying to let them back in the game....
 
2013-05-22 10:05:24 PM  

Polish Hussar: Rev.K: Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming

Meh. The Cup spends every summer in Canada. We'll get a good look at it.

One of them does. The Stanley Cup room in the Hockey Hall of Fame is farking awesome


point.                                          you.
the winning team's players each get a day with the cup... most players are from Canuckistan...
 
2013-05-22 10:05:26 PM  
You know, I think I'd like to be the sharp dressed penalty box guy
 
2013-05-22 10:05:32 PM  
Well... that PP lasted long
 
2013-05-22 10:08:03 PM  
Binghamton!

LOL!
 
2013-05-22 10:08:20 PM  
good article on the 3 stanley cups

The easiest way to spot the real cup is to look at the 1984 Edmonton Oilers engraving. Basil Pocklington's name has been crossed out with X's.
 
2013-05-22 10:08:37 PM  

TheManofPA: I can't believe there was no fight at 5 minutes here.


The way Ottawa isn't even forechecking, they've given up on this game -- and doesn't even look like they're playing for the next one either
 
2013-05-22 10:08:58 PM  

sno man: Polish Hussar: Rev.K: Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming

Meh. The Cup spends every summer in Canada. We'll get a good look at it.

One of them does. The Stanley Cup room in the Hockey Hall of Fame is farking awesome

point.                                          you.
the winning team's players each get a day with the cup... most players are from Canuckistan...


Shiat, I must be drunk. I wasn't trying to be funny or meanly funny, I was just trying to say how awesome the Cup room is in the Hall. I remember it being a chapel to the greatest trophy in sports.
 
2013-05-22 10:10:54 PM  
Crazy play by Vokoun
 
2013-05-22 10:11:59 PM  

Donnchadha: Well... that PP lasted long


I got this book years ago in the bargain bin. It's a bunch of anecdotes from a guy that worked the penalty boxes in Anaheim when the (Mighty) Ducks were getting started. It's good for a breezy afternoon read in the offseason.
 
2013-05-22 10:12:05 PM  
www.hhof.com

XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX is my favorite Owner's father
 
2013-05-22 10:12:13 PM  

Polish Hussar: sno man: Polish Hussar: Rev.K: Polish Hussar: Canada's prospects for a Cup this season are rapidly dimming

Meh. The Cup spends every summer in Canada. We'll get a good look at it.

One of them does. The Stanley Cup room in the Hockey Hall of Fame is farking awesome

point.                                          you.
the winning team's players each get a day with the cup... most players are from Canuckistan...

Shiat, I must be drunk. I wasn't trying to be funny or meanly funny, I was just trying to say how awesome the Cup room is in the Hall. I remember it being a chapel to the greatest trophy in sports.


yea its funny, EVERYONE whispers... like in church
 
2013-05-22 10:12:52 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com

Pens Win!!
 
2013-05-22 10:14:03 PM  
No brawl, but major collapse after the early lead. Hope the Senators do not leave in the next game, but not sure if they have the muster to make the series to six games.
 
2013-05-22 10:14:33 PM  
PENGWIN!!!!  PENGWIN!!!

/I still feel bad for the Sens in THAT game though...ouch.
 
2013-05-22 10:15:09 PM  
Friday elimination game... there's one tomorrow too.
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-22 10:15:33 PM  
After the Pens woke up in the third and solved Anderson after sleepwalking through a game and a half there, I don't see them waiting to put the Sens away -- especially with a home game coming up next.
 
2013-05-22 10:15:57 PM  
Yikes... going to be a fun game 5.
 
2013-05-22 10:18:50 PM  
this was game served to relax us for tomorrow nights chaos and carnage.
 
2013-05-22 10:19:04 PM  
Welp...back to work for me

Peace all!!
 
2013-05-22 10:22:17 PM  

TJWitz: Yikes... going to be a fun game 5.


no, it's going to be ugly for Sens fans... 5-1 Pens calling it now.
 
2013-05-22 10:22:41 PM  

geom_00: Welp...back to work for me

Peace all!!


See yinz later
 
2013-05-22 10:26:03 PM  
Good job, Pens!

Their will to live is all but crushed. Hopefully the Consol Centre is loud as f*ck and the Sens are ended and Chris Neil can go back under his bridge where he lives and f*ck off until the fall.


We're all with you in Calgary, Jarome. Vintage goal on the feed from Letang. Keep it up, we love you.
 
2013-05-22 10:29:38 PM  
images.wikia.com
1-1 game, give my kid a bath, check the score, and it's 4-2. Put child to bed, turn on the TV, and it's 6-2.
 
2013-05-22 10:30:58 PM  
I could watch the highlight of that filthy Crosby goal all night. 3 games GET!  black 'n' yella.
 
2013-05-22 10:32:59 PM  

Inchoate: I could watch the highlight of that filthy Crosby goal all night. 3 games GET!  black 'n' yella.


I think we've found Pierre's Fark handle.
 
2013-05-22 10:45:52 PM  

buckeyebrain: Inchoate: I could watch the highlight of that filthy Crosby goal all night. 3 games GET!  black 'n' yella.

I think we've found Pierre's Fark handle.


Them's fightin' woids.

I certainly love me some Sid, but I can assure you I am not a poncey Backpfeifengesicht who looks like an ambulatory penis.
 
2013-05-22 10:50:40 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Will Penguins fans be butthurt?


No. Next question.
 
2013-05-22 10:53:16 PM  

sno man: Friday elimination game... there's one tomorrow too.
[imageshack.us image 492x277]


My name is Primitive Screwhead and I approve of this jpg
 
2013-05-22 10:56:01 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Friday elimination game... there's one tomorrow too.
[imageshack.us image 492x277]

My name is Primitive Screwhead and I approve of this jpg


lol, thx, got one I'm saving for tomorrow, I think you'll like too.
 
2013-05-22 11:39:39 PM  
I shut it off when the Sens were in the lead and headed to a win.  Can't wait for a game 5 to a 2-2 series. Anything else happen while I was away?
 
2013-05-22 11:42:02 PM  
terrible.  just terrible
 
2013-05-22 11:44:34 PM  
So help me out. If both the Bruins and Pittsburgh close out their series on the next chance, when do they play each other? It's Bruins tomorrow, and I assume Pittsburgh on Friday. So do they play on Sunday? Or does the NHL reset the madness and start the ECF on Wednesday?
 
2013-05-22 11:52:33 PM  
I would say the game looked like this:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-22 11:59:19 PM  

jaylectricity: So help me out. If both the Bruins and Pittsburgh close out their series on the next chance, when do they play each other? It's Bruins tomorrow, and I assume Pittsburgh on Friday. So do they play on Sunday? Or does the NHL reset the madness and start the ECF on Wednesday?


in my opinion, they should make them wait a little bit.  it would be an unfair advantage over the western conference teams that wouldn't get as much rest
 
2013-05-23 12:04:51 AM  

jaylectricity: So help me out. If both the Bruins and Pittsburgh close out their series on the next chance, when do they play each other? It's Bruins tomorrow, and I assume Pittsburgh on Friday. So do they play on Sunday? Or does the NHL reset the madness and start the ECF on Wednesday?


They wait until the West is done.

The ECF doesn't start until the WCF is ready.
 
2013-05-23 12:55:59 AM  

geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden


I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.
 
2013-05-23 12:57:21 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.


And also, it is "all of A sudden" not "all of THE sudden"

/farking redneck yinzers
 
2013-05-23 12:59:15 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.


if the team i was rooting for was being beaten that badly, i would probably leave too
 
2013-05-23 01:02:10 AM  
A promising start and a spectacular flameout.
 
2013-05-23 01:03:41 AM  

animesucks: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.

if the team i was rooting for was being beaten that badly, i would probably leave too


Actually left after the 2nd period at 3-2, but whatever makes you feel better
 
2013-05-23 01:15:55 AM  
How the fark did a Predetermined Thugball thread get more comments than a hockey thread tonight?
 
2013-05-23 01:39:40 AM  

Donnchadha: [www.hhof.com image 280x200]

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fun fact: this is how you tell which Stanley Cup you are seeing, the presentation or the display replica
 
2013-05-23 02:52:05 AM  
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2013-05-23 07:34:20 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.


Are you kidding man? If somebody tries to talk smack to you during the game, you just resort to "LOL! Trolling Pens fans is so easy! You sure got Crosby's cock in your mouth!" because you can't take shiat like you dish it. The fact is you "went out" and "had a life" the momemt the Pens started taking control of the game.

You want to root against the Pens? Fine, but don't talk obnoxious smack like you got a pair then expect nobody to respond in kind when you ditch the thread because the Pens are winning.
 
2013-05-23 07:51:29 AM  

Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.

Are you kidding man? If somebody tries to talk smack to you during the game, you just resort to "LOL! Trolling Pens fans is so easy! You sure got Crosby's cock in your mouth!" because you can't take shiat like you dish it. The fact is you "went out" and "had a life" the momemt the Pens started taking control of the game.

You want to root against the Pens? Fine, but don't talk obnoxious smack like you got a pair then expect nobody to respond in kind when you ditch the thread because the Pens are winning.


WHAAAAAAAAAA! Jesus you people are so goddamned thin skinned. Learn to take trash talk. As a Flyers fan, I expect a certain level of crap, and I don't become a whiny biatch about it,
 
2013-05-23 07:56:02 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.

Are you kidding man? If somebody tries to talk smack to you during the game, you just resort to "LOL! Trolling Pens fans is so easy! You sure got Crosby's cock in your mouth!" because you can't take shiat like you dish it. The fact is you "went out" and "had a life" the momemt the Pens started taking control of the game.

You want to root against the Pens? Fine, but don't talk obnoxious smack like you got a pair then expect nobody to respond in kind when you ditch the thread because the Pens are winning.

WHAAAAAAAAAA! Jesus you people are so goddamned thin skinned. Learn to take trash talk. As a Flyers fan, I expect a certain level of crap, and I don't become a whiny biatch about it,


And there is you whining about somebody calling you out.

If I was really thin skinned, don't you think I would be crying about Mean Mr. Horse Dividers all game long? Yet, I don't because I'm watching the farking game -- win or lose.
 
2013-05-23 07:57:15 AM  

Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.

Are you kidding man? If somebody tries to talk smack to you during the game, you just resort to "LOL! Trolling Pens fans is so easy! You sure got Crosby's cock in your mouth!" because you can't take shiat like you dish it. The fact is you "went out" and "had a life" the momemt the Pens started taking control of the game.

You want to root against the Pens? Fine, but don't talk obnoxious smack like you got a pair then expect nobody to respond in kind when you ditch the thread because the Pens are winning.

WHAAAAAAAAAA! Jesus you people are so goddamned thin skinned. Learn to take trash talk. As a Flyers fan, I expect a certain level of crap, and I don't become a whiny biatch about it,

And there is you whining about somebody calling you out.

If I was really thin skinned, don't you think I would be crying about Mean Mr. Horse Dividers all game long? Yet, I don't because I'm watching the farking game -- win or lose.


Says the guy who cares enough the next morning to respond.....
 
2013-05-23 08:04:51 AM  
Pens just scored again.
 
2013-05-23 09:03:09 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Pens just scored again.


By tonight, the score should be 225-6.
 
2013-05-23 09:13:42 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!


Ugh... That's what happens when two of your best defensemen get called up to Boston.

Better luck next year, boys.
 
2013-05-23 09:40:18 AM  

Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Donnchadha: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden

I went out. I have a life.

/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.

Are you kidding man? If somebody tries to talk smack to you during the game, you just resort to "LOL! Trolling Pens fans is so easy! You sure got Crosby's cock in your mouth!" because you can't take shiat like you dish it. The fact is you "went out" and "had a life" the momemt the Pens started taking control of the game.

You want to root against the Pens? Fine, but don't talk obnoxious smack like you got a pair then expect nobody to respond in kind when you ditch the thread because the Pens are winning.

WHAAAAAAAAAA! Jesus you people are so goddamned thin skinned. Learn to take trash talk. As a Flyers fan, I expect a certain level of crap, and I don't become a whiny biatch about it,

And there is you whining about somebody calling you out.

If I was really thin skinned, don't you think I would be crying about Mean Mr. Horse Dividers all game long? Yet, I don't because I'm watching the farking game -- win or lose.


clearly he just decided to turn heel to help this thread surpass the nba one
 
2013-05-23 10:21:06 AM  

buckeyebrain: How the fark did a Predetermined Thugball thread get more comments than a hockey thread tonight?


It was a great game that went into overtime. This game turned into a blowout. Its just an anmoly. Wont happen again ;-)
 
2013-05-23 10:28:27 AM  

keylock71: Primitive Screwhead: P-Bruins blow a 3-0 series lead and get bounced out of the Calder Cup Playoffs.
In their last 4 games they scored a total of 2 goals. Climaxing in a beautiful 5-0 choke job in game 7.
Good job! Good effort!

Ugh... That's what happens when two of your best defensemen get called up to Boston.

Better luck next year, boys.


Well that and Thiessen's force field became fully operational.
141 saves in 4 games. 46 in game 6 alone.
Unreal!


animesucks: clearly he just decided to turn heel to help this thread surpass the nba one


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-23 10:35:46 AM  
Local brewery released a new session beer...a sixer of that chilling in the fridge.  3 games tonight, I think I'll need some backup brews.
 
2013-05-23 11:20:43 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Pens just scored again.


Kung Pow chicken isn't intended to exit through one's nose.

That was funny. +1 Internets to you.
 
2013-05-23 11:53:02 AM  
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2013-05-23 12:15:44 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: geom_00: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers-- You've been quiet all the sudden
I went out. I have a life.
/typical smug Pen fan that waits til after the fact to try to talk smack though. How brave.
And also, it is "all of A sudden" not "all of THE sudden"
/farking redneck yinzers



Jeez, you really give the impression that you just sit on your couch all day apoplectically fuming at the mere existence of anyone west of the Schuylkill River. Chill out, man. I'm sorry your Real Life(tm) doesn't seem to be helping with all that bitterness. :/
 
2013-05-23 12:29:12 PM  
Are we going to have dueling LP threads here?
 
2013-05-23 12:50:58 PM  
When is tonight's thread going green?  Us poverty farkers want to know.
 
2013-05-23 01:18:09 PM  

WhiskeySticks: When is tonight's thread going green?  Us poverty farkers want to know.


will post to Sports » on 23 May 2013 at 6:22 PM
 
2013-05-23 01:21:57 PM  
Fark me. Missed last night's game and will be missing tonight as well due to working a 16 hour shift. Fark work.
 
2013-05-23 01:23:56 PM  

HeathenHealer: Fark me. Missed last night's game and will be missing tonight as well due to working a 16 hour shift. Fark work.


Will miss most of the next 4-5 days due to a vacation (prep tonight, leaving tomorrow), but will use Fark to keep up with the games.
 
2013-05-23 01:25:30 PM  

Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: When is tonight's thread going green?  Us poverty farkers want to know.

will post to Sports » on 23 May 2013 at 6:22 PM


Not.  Soon.  Enough.
 
2013-05-23 01:30:06 PM  

buckeyebrain: HeathenHealer: Fark me. Missed last night's game and will be missing tonight as well due to working a 16 hour shift. Fark work.

Will miss most of the next 4-5 days due to a vacation (prep tonight, leaving tomorrow), but will use Fark to keep up with the games.


At least you have a "good" reason.
 
2013-05-23 01:33:59 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: When is tonight's thread going green?  Us poverty farkers want to know.

will post to Sports » on 23 May 2013 at 6:22 PM

Not.  Soon.  Enough.


And to think, our favorite ear man is filling it up with nudie pics right now until 5:45 when the mods will clean it up for it to go green....
 
2013-05-23 04:08:53 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Donnchadha: WhiskeySticks: When is tonight's thread going green?  Us poverty farkers want to know.

will post to Sports » on 23 May 2013 at 6:22 PM

Not.  Soon.  Enough.


Forgive me as a liter (albeit two-time TF recipient), but why don't the mods usually post a thread earlier when people are clamoring for it? Preliminary cleanup before public unveiling?
 
2013-05-23 04:14:52 PM  

ds_4815: Forgive me as a liter (albeit two-time TF recipient), but why don't the mods usually post a thread earlier when people are clamoring for it? Preliminary cleanup before public unveiling?


Too many Bruins .gifs?
 
2013-05-23 06:21:40 PM  

ds_4815: Forgive me as a liter (albeit two-time TF recipient), but why don't the mods usually post a thread earlier when people are clamoring for it? Preliminary cleanup before public unveiling?


yeah they delete all the pics of Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert making out. Drew saved up a years work of TF money to get the exclusive photoshoot. hell they're probably gonna ban me for even mentioning it, but I think the hockey thread liters deserve to know.
 
2013-05-23 07:14:05 PM  

hockeyfarker: yeah they delete all the pics of Mila Kunis Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert making out.


See, THAT I could understand...
 
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