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(Local 12 Cincinnati)   Alcohol-stealing thief leaves apology note, cash for the beer ... because God told him to   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Villa Hills, god, Joe Webb, Highland Avenue, WAP, confessions, barcode reader, WKRC-TV  
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2013-05-22 10:22:41 AM  
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I was a professional hit man for exactly one day.  I killed some dude who owed this other dude money.  Afterwards, I felt terrible so a week later I left the widow an apology note taped to a replacement human.  Now I just have to figure out some way to pay back the people I stole the baby from.  Turns out, being an upstanding guy is really hard.
2013-05-22 10:39:03 AM  
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Guelph35: I think the "God will forgive your sins" part of the bible doesn't apply if you ignore the "Thou shalt not" part.

That's what's great about Catholicism! You can commit any sin you want, almost, and then go to confession, say a few Hail Mary's, coupla Our Fathers, badabing, badabang, you're all clean!
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