Guelph35: I think the "God will forgive your sins" part of the bible doesn't apply if you ignore the "Thou shalt not" part.
dittybopper: The note said to bill Big Enos Burdette.
Foundling: I want to know exactly what kind of beer lets you hear directly from God.
Gonz: dittybopper: The note said to bill Big Enos Burdette.It was supposed to, but it just said "send bill to Big Enos B". Apparently, the crook couldn't spell the last name.
softshoes: every Friday night.
awalkingecho: softshoes: every Friday night.You guys are lucky you didn't walk in and wind up staring down a shotgun-wielding homeowner in a lawnchair.
AverageAmericanGuy: That's as good an excuse as any.Next time maybe God can tell you not steal the farking beer, asshole!
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