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(io9)   Stupidest looking alien OF ALL TIME? Nerd fight to the right   ( io9.com) divider line
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2013-05-22 01:09:04 AM  
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what's going on in here...ohhhh
 
2013-05-22 01:12:22 AM  
The one on the right
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Second is to the left
 
2013-05-22 01:23:41 AM  
Every Star Trek: Next Generation or Voyager alien that was, "we need an entirely new alien species for this episode.  Are we going with 99.95% human with slightly different nose bumps, or slightly different forehead bumps?"
 
2013-05-22 01:37:09 AM  
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2013-05-22 01:40:41 AM  
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2013-05-22 02:37:18 AM  
How about ALF?
 
2013-05-22 03:13:09 AM  
This needs to be V/E.
 
2013-05-22 05:52:54 AM  
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Creature from the Pit......a potato with a giant, mutant weenis.
 
2013-05-22 06:17:39 AM  
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2013-05-22 07:31:53 AM  
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2013-05-22 07:33:51 AM  
The aliens on Defiance are pretty generic. I like the different cultures of aliens on that show but the aliens look like they came straight out of an amateur special effects studio
 
2013-05-22 07:34:05 AM  
Jodi Foster's dad.
 
2013-05-22 07:34:10 AM  
That's a pretty open ended question.

Hmm.. oooh, oooh, I got one.  The Nimon.  Ugliest space minotaurs ever.
 
2013-05-22 07:37:06 AM  
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2013-05-22 07:41:09 AM  
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Ha... Ha...oh....
 
mhd
2013-05-22 07:42:37 AM  
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It's green bubble wrap.
 
2013-05-22 07:43:28 AM  
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2013-05-22 07:44:24 AM  
How about anything from the Power Rangers? I think most of those aliens were made to be awful looking.
 
2013-05-22 07:47:30 AM  
The xindi from st:enterprise season 3

I watched enterprise on netflix, and I had to stop midway through season 3.

I went back and finished up all 4 seasons, but season 3 ruined it for me.

Don't even get me started on the series finale. I want that 44 minutes of my life back.
 
2013-05-22 07:50:37 AM  
I remember thinking when watching the new Star Wars trilogy that those things with the pencil necks would never have survived evolution. They are just begging to be decapitated by a stiff breeze.
 
2013-05-22 07:51:41 AM  

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Ha... Ha...oh....



An alien race proud to ask for directions.
 
2013-05-22 07:53:03 AM  
Gawddammit...TOO proud to ask for directions.

I'm gonna go to bed now.
 
2013-05-22 07:54:31 AM  
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SPACE HERPES!
 
2013-05-22 07:55:25 AM  

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: [i44.tinypic.com image 420x300]
SPACE HERPES!


I thought of those earlier, almost posted the comment.  Can't do any pictures right now.
 
2013-05-22 07:55:26 AM  
Stupidest alien?

Either
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or
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2013-05-22 07:55:48 AM  
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2013-05-22 07:58:06 AM  
Not sure how relevant it might be, but this looks like a good thread for it...
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2013-05-22 08:00:18 AM  
This Island Earth, giant foreheads. Need i go on? Or should this thread be returned to normal viiiiiiiiew, normal viiiiiew, NORMAL VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEWWWW!
 
mhd
2013-05-22 08:03:08 AM  
Greetings from Germany:

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2013-05-22 08:04:42 AM  
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2013-05-22 08:07:49 AM  
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The third arm in the middle of his chest just always annoyed me. It seems like the worst spot to evolve a limb.
 
2013-05-22 08:09:15 AM  

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That poor sad alien
 
2013-05-22 08:11:13 AM  
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Giant bumpy trash can.
 
2013-05-22 08:11:44 AM  

Tommy Moo: I remember thinking when watching the new Star Wars trilogy that those things with the pencil necks would never have survived evolution. They are just begging to be decapitated by a stiff breeze.

 
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2013-05-22 08:14:07 AM  

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The third arm in the middle of his chest just always annoyed me. It seems like the worst spot to evolve a limb.


But you're fine with the butt-leg?
 
2013-05-22 08:14:41 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: [images.wikia.com image 549x705]

The third arm in the middle of his chest just always annoyed me. It seems like the worst spot to evolve a limb.


It would mean not being able to sleep on your stomach, which would be hell.
 
2013-05-22 08:15:48 AM  

Sgt Otter: Every Star Trek: Next Generation or Voyager alien that was, "we need an entirely new alien species for this episode.  Are we going with 99.95% human with slightly different nose bumps, or slightly different forehead bumps?"


I thought "The Chase" offered a pretty solid logical explanation for that.
 
2013-05-22 08:18:11 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: HotWingConspiracy: [images.wikia.com image 549x705]


The third arm in the middle of his chest just always annoyed me. It seems like the worst spot to evolve a limb.

But you're fine with the butt-leg?


Well...you could make an argument for tripodal locomotion. Wiping might be an issue, but who knows if he even has an anus?

An arm coming out of a sternum is just dumb and unwieldy.
 
2013-05-22 08:23:19 AM  
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2013-05-22 08:24:32 AM  

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Not strictly an alien.
 
2013-05-22 08:25:54 AM  
I now know they were just budget-grade Harryhausen, but:

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The Xanti Misfits scared the crap outta me as a kid.
 
2013-05-22 08:26:44 AM  

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Giant bumpy trash can.


It's aiming a plunger at me!
 
2013-05-22 08:27:41 AM  
John Travolta as Terl - Battlefield Earth.

God, what a clusterfark of a movie...
 
2013-05-22 08:30:59 AM  
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Eye Penis beats off all pretenders.
 
2013-05-22 08:31:10 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: An arm coming out of a sternum is just dumb and unwieldy.


Maybe he has an extra penis and needs that third arm, you ever consider that?
 
2013-05-22 08:34:28 AM  

PsyLord: [www.laforestmedia.net image 300x350]


Technically, Cassandra is what is left of a human after a few billion years. So, not alien.
 
2013-05-22 08:36:05 AM  

metallion: John Travolta as Terl - Battlefield Earth.

God, what a clusterfark of a movie...


This is clearly the winner as it is one of the shiattiest movies ever produced.

Satan could not even come up with a punishment worse than being forced to watch this steaming pile of dung non stop without breaks for days on end.
 
2013-05-22 08:37:40 AM  
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2013-05-22 08:38:41 AM  
io9 is blocked at work and I don't want to give them the clicks anyway.  Is the little ice cream cone from It Conquered the World on the list?

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/now that's cheepnis
 
2013-05-22 08:42:42 AM  
I want to see a remake of The Creeping Terror done as a black comedy. Keep the rug with teeth. Keep the narration. But focus the story around the fact that the people who live in this town are so full of ennui that when they're confronted by this terror from outer space that wants nothing more than to devour them... they climb right up into its maw.
 
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