TV's Vinnie: Someone needs to take this pic of Homer with the flaming bowl of cereal and shoop Amy's head onto it.[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]
Popcorn Johnny: The only way it could get any better at this point is if Amy had a sex tape.
Atomic Spunk: ransack.: Deportation just means he walks back across the border tomorrow.He's from Israel. That's going to be one hell of a walk.
squibbits: I care about this just about as much as I care about the Kardashians. Oh Fark... what has become of thee?
illannoyin: I, for one, look forward to his new place in Israel.Amy's bakery II electric Bouzaglo
Representative of the unwashed masses: TV's Vinnie: Someone needs to take this pic of Homer with the flaming bowl of cereal and shoop Amy's head onto it.[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]hey you leave Homer out of this!
ecmoRandomNumbers: He'll be back anyway. Don't we have a "because I'm from Israel" visa?
FARK rebel soldier: my lip balm addiction: Popcorn Johnny: LinkNo idea what I just watched, but I laughed.What the fark was THAT?!? lolThat was beautiful. But what in the god damned hell did I just watch?
ladyfortuna: fusillade762: hubiestubert: The sad thing?This reminds me of a section of Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" where he describe all the shady stuff going on behind the scenes in the restaurant biz (gun running, drug dealing, etc).I have him tagged as 'potential next Bourdain' from another thread about food service ^_^Hubie, you should really write all that stuff down...
markie_farkie: Popcorn Johnny: The only way it could get any better at this point is if Amy had a sex tape.I would rather fark myself down to a nub on a cheese grater than see that psycho harpy in her birthday suit..
catmandu: It does get better and better doesn't it?
hubiestubert: Savage Belief: Know how I know you've never been to Arizona?That I worked for Christopher Grosse at Crush and his Brassarie?[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x480][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]That I was part of the start up team for FuNuGyz?[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]That I worked for the Phoenix Coyotes?[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 640x480][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 640x480][lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x480][lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]Yeah. Never been there.Maybe you've been hitting the wrongs bars in Pema...
IronOcelot: Omahawg: my lip balm addiction: Omahawg: damn, I wonder what feels better? that it's good to be a gangster or going all nom nom nom on crazy eyes amy?hork!I'm trying to farking eat here man! JEEEzus!you want to suck on her truffles! you know it! you can not deny![cdn.doandroidsdance.com image 355x625]She has to be an absolute demon in the sack.
hubiestubert: ladyfortuna: Your words frighten me.Lady, this is a County that KEEPS electing Sheriff Joe. What I saw out there made me long for the straight up corruption that is Massachusetts. At least the mobbed up asshats out here keep the neighborhoods safe. Seriously. Safest neighborhood I've been in out here had a meth lab--the guys who ran it made for damn sure that their clients weren't anywhere near, and ran anyone off who even thought about attracting attention. The mobbed up neighborhoods? Safe as houses.Out in Phoenix? Whole different story, whole different ballgame. This is a town that still thinks of itself as the Wild West, only with more housing developments, a lot more industry cash, and a few sports teams and training camps. Even those aren't terrible safe. Worst shootings in the area have happened at or near those arenas. It is the first place that I've thought about carrying since Boston. Then I was making night deposits near the Combat Zone, back when it was still sketchy. Phoenix and Maricopa is a Disneyland for violence and crazy, and none of the officials nor their Sheriffs nor their police are particularly inclined to do much about it, because the more headlines means harder crackdowns, more press, more funding, and herding folks into communities to flee the nastiness, which happened to be owned by folks who put the folks supposedly trying to "control" the problem into office.Try Pema County. Nice folks. Decent. Maricopa? It's Disneyland with golf, guns, and glory.
BarkingUnicorn: Comment from Twitter:"In lieu of the death penalty, judge offers Jodi Arias the option of working at Amy's Baking Company."
Popcorn Johnny: catmandu: It does get better and better doesn't it?The only way it could get any better at this point is if Amy had a sex tape.
danielscissorhands: As a Jewish person, let me say: I farkin' hate Israelis.
umad: markie_farkie: Popcorn Johnny: The only way it could get any better at this point is if Amy had a sex tape.I would rather fark myself down to a nub on a cheese grater than see that psycho harpy in her birthday suit..I would watch it. I have never seen a woman
SuperNinjaToad: Her bad attitude aside, Amy is no mother Theresa. Seems like both are con artists and identity thieves.
Benevolent Misanthrope: I clicked through youtube to the ep -Ho. Lee. Schitt.I have met some crazy-ass people (crazy ass-people?) in my life, but that takes the farking cake. How the hell have they managed to stay in business for 6 years? And isn't it illegal for a manager to take employees' tips? And seriously - when the guy starts telling Gordon Ramsey that he's a gangster and he will fark him up... Jesus.And that woman - Ramsey kept saying "Look at your eyes..." Seriously, how crazy can you get?
RandomRandom: What's the over/under on how long she keeps the place running without her sugar daddy? Two months? Three?When he's deported, she'll either follow him to Israel or (go back to?) working as a stripper. What other kind of boss would hire that kind of crazy?
fusillade762: hubiestubert: The sad thing?These are FAR from the craziest folks in business in Maricopa.I worked for a chef when I first got to Phoenix in the Biltmore area, who was running cover for some high class call girls. They could meet clients, evaluate them, and then use him as their billable, which he got a cut from, so that the agency could launder the cash. Very classy joint, and the kicker? His ex-wife was the sommelier--and just mere months from her Master Somelier status. For the non-food nerds, there are only about 200 Master Sommeliers in the world, and over half of them are in the US. She since got her certification, and is one of 18 women certified here in the US--and his partner. Did I mention that the chef was married? And that he often took out a bit of his "arrangement" out in trade? Oh, and did I mention THAT was part of the reason that his partner became his EX-wife? Don't get me wrong, Christopher did amazing food. He also employed a LOT of illegal labor, engaged in money transactions that even my mobbed up bosses of the past would have raised eyebrows about, and tended to scream at cooks, waitstaff and customers on a regular basis?Amy? In comparison from what I saw in my years out in Phoenix, is sort of small potatoes, even for the crazy and business-sketchy...This reminds me of a section of Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" where he describe all the shady stuff going on behind the scenes in the restaurant biz (gun running, drug dealing, etc).
DeathRaySanta: Popcorn Johnny:Jezus H Chrysler, that face is textbook "BowWow InFarkingSane".Seriously-- when her eyes are showing as much white above her irises as there is to either side, RUN THE FARK AWAY. FAST./but no doubt Sammy's one satisfied customer in the sack//uh no thanx...
hubiestubert: These are FAR from the craziest folks in business in Maricopa.
Popcorn Johnny: LinkNo idea what I just watched, but I laughed.
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