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(UPI)   Man breaks into fortune teller's home to get his money back after love spell fails. Guess she didn't see that coming   (upi.com) divider line 17
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2013-05-22 12:23:37 AM
Even Andrea Bocelli saw this coming.....
 
2013-05-22 02:51:08 AM
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2013-05-22 02:53:18 AM
If a love potion really DID work, wouldn't the guy be guilty of date rape?
 
2013-05-22 03:40:30 AM
The love potion contains potassium benzoate.
 
2013-05-22 03:41:15 AM
That's a really specific dollar amount, so there must be a logical reason thats what it costs.
 
2013-05-22 03:41:38 AM

Mad_Radhu: If a love potion really DID work, wouldn't the guy be guilty of date rape?


Love potion does work, at least how I make it...
 
2013-05-22 03:50:02 AM
Surely $212,000 can buy you some love, if only temporarily. He just gave it to the wrong woman.
 
2013-05-22 03:51:10 AM

Mad_Radhu: If a love potion really DID work, wouldn't the guy be guilty of date rape?


Not if there's no premarital sex.


/Something about milking a cow
//and white liquid
 
2013-05-22 04:55:30 AM
But did the fortune teller predict that he would die in a dessert?
 
2013-05-22 05:07:28 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mad_Radhu: If a love potion really DID work, wouldn't the guy be guilty of date rape?

Love potion does work, at least how I make it...


Just remember the moral of the date rape story.

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2013-05-22 05:32:24 AM
Most relevant link
 
2013-05-22 05:38:44 AM
Before spending $212,000 on a magic spell...don't you think you ought to get some kind of a sample of the magician's work first? All she'd have to do is work one successful spell--not even anything serious, just locate your car keys, accurately predict the powerball numbers, etc.--as a free sample and she'd be guaranteed repeat business. I mean where are you going to find a spellcaster who isn't a fraud these days?

/nowhere, apparently
 
2013-05-22 07:30:12 AM
 
2013-05-22 07:35:31 AM
She wasn't expecting to meet a tall, dark stranger in her own house then?

(Paging "PsiChick" to come and tell us how psychics are real and we shouldn't be so mean.)
 
2013-05-22 09:08:31 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Before spending $212,000 on a magic spell...don't you think you ought to get some kind of a sample of the magician's work first? All she'd have to do is work one successful spell--not even anything serious, just locate your car keys, accurately predict the powerball numbers, etc.--as a free sample and she'd be guaranteed repeat business. I mean where are you going to find a spellcaster who isn't a fraud these days?

/nowhere, apparently




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2013-05-22 09:14:42 AM

SpdrJay: The love potion contains potassium benzoate.


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2013-05-22 09:16:51 AM
Detective Nordberg has seen this happen all before.

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