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(The Sun)   News: 31-year-old woman spends £20,000 on clothes for her 8-year-old son. Fark: She's hot (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 108
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2013-05-21 08:27:05 PM
That kid looks like he needs a punch in the face.
 
2013-05-21 08:32:22 PM
She spent £100 on a baby bottle for an 8 year old? This kid is going to have problems.
 
2013-05-21 08:43:56 PM
She's hot?  Only if you are into surgically enhanced cretins.
 
2013-05-21 08:49:46 PM
Too many after-market parts and modifications on her for my tastes.
 
2013-05-21 08:51:31 PM
Unless she is on the dole, I really don't give a shiat.

Check that.  It's England.  I don't give a shiat either way.

Kid could star in the British version of "Modern Family" though.
 
2013-05-21 08:55:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Unless she is on the dole, I really don't give a shiat.

Check that.  It's England.  I don't give a shiat either way.

Kid could star in the British version of "Modern Family" though.


So, if she was on the dole, you'd give up one of  your shiats?
 
2013-05-21 08:55:51 PM
She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money.

Gold digger
 
2013-05-21 08:59:26 PM

mistrmind: AdolfOliverPanties: Unless she is on the dole, I really don't give a shiat.

Check that.  It's England.  I don't give a shiat either way.

Kid could star in the British version of "Modern Family" though.

So, if she was on the dole, you'd give up one of  your shiats?


You can have one if you'd like.  I'll even pay shipping.  Just post your address.
 
2013-05-21 09:02:33 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: mistrmind: AdolfOliverPanties: Unless she is on the dole, I really don't give a shiat.

Check that.  It's England.  I don't give a shiat either way.

Kid could star in the British version of "Modern Family" though.

So, if she was on the dole, you'd give up one of  your shiats?

You can have one if you'd like.  I'll even pay shipping.  Just post your address.


Yes, just send to 1313 Mockingbird lane.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-21 09:23:12 PM

Nabb1: Too many after-market parts and modifications on her for my tastes.


And her knees are bony.
 
2013-05-21 09:35:35 PM
She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money.

You don't say.


I just want him to look his best. What is wrong with making your son look good?"

img.thesun.co.uk

That.  That's what's wrong.
 
2013-05-21 10:27:47 PM
She's English hot.
A 10 there is a 6 here in Canada and a 7 in the US. It's the international hottie exchange rate.
/Someone should do a graph.
 
2013-05-21 10:44:10 PM

Relatively Obscure: She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money.

You don't say.


I just want him to look his best. What is wrong with making your son look good?"

[img.thesun.co.uk image 310x466]

That.  That's what's wrong.


The lad should have gone with a saddle brown leather for the shoes. Black overshadows the ensemble.
 
2013-05-21 11:05:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Unless she is on the dole, I really don't give a shiat.

Check that.  It's England.  I don't give a shiat either way.

Kid could star in the British version of "Modern Family" though.


The article says she's a model, which means she could make good money, but a GIS under her name doesn't pull anything up except for a 'spa' that looks like a prostitution front where a woman who looks a lot like her is listed as 'masseuse'.
 
2013-05-21 11:57:50 PM
She ain't all that. Also, fake boobs suck.
 
2013-05-22 12:09:21 AM
I'm going to need to see more pictures with less clothing in order to make a determination here.
 
2013-05-22 12:11:46 AM
Yowza! You weren't kidding about the mom's hotness after all, subby.
 
2013-05-22 12:53:11 AM

crypticsatellite: That kid looks like he needs a punch in the face.


He'll get more than he needs.
 
2013-05-22 12:59:32 AM

mistrmind: She's hot?  Only if you are into surgically enhanced cretins.



I wouldn't go that far. Not until I see her dentition, anyway.
 
2013-05-22 02:18:52 AM
"Me and Zak's father have split up now...."

Gee I can't imagine why.
 
2013-05-22 02:22:18 AM
Little Chavy for my tastes but Id hit it given the chance.
 
2013-05-22 02:25:47 AM
Dreeeew, Subby's making shiat up again.
 
2013-05-22 02:26:49 AM
bolt on's
 
2013-05-22 02:27:10 AM
Sickening - he's her fashion accessory.  Some women buy expensive hand bags, some go further and dress their dogs in jeweled collars and clothes, she's got her damn kid playing the role.  He's going to have all sorts of farked up issues when the money runs out.
 
2013-05-22 02:30:43 AM
Man that's a rough 31.
 
2013-05-22 02:32:34 AM

HelloIt'sMe01: Sickening - he's her fashion accessory.  Some women buy expensive hand bags, some go further and dress their dogs in jeweled collars and clothes, she's got her damn kid playing the role.  He's going to have all sorts of farked up issues when the money runs out.


Eh.  I was a fashion accessory when I was a little tyke, and I didn't exactly end up farked up.  Of course, my mom bought my clothes at Hills on layaway, but still.
 
2013-05-22 02:33:33 AM

Relatively Obscure: She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money.

You don't say.


I just want him to look his best. What is wrong with making your son look good?"

[img.thesun.co.uk image 310x466]

That.  That's what's wrong.


i437.photobucket.com
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-05-22 02:36:04 AM
Nice rack.
 
2013-05-22 02:36:17 AM
I didn't know the Mexican Eyebrow look existed across the pond.
That's a shame.
 
2013-05-22 02:41:34 AM
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-05-22 02:45:44 AM
Dear Submittard: You have spelled "minging" incorrectly. Please pay attention next time.
 
2013-05-22 02:57:10 AM

Relatively Obscure: She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money.

You don't say.


I just want him to look his best. What is wrong with making your son look good?"

[img.thesun.co.uk image 310x466]

That.  That's what's wrong.


I know it's wrong to punch a child.

I also know it's wrong to punch a woman, even if she produced such a child.

So, I had to punch my diabetic cat instead. Because, something needed to be punched. It just did.

Now, I'm going to go punch my neighbor's cat. Then, I'm going to come back home, and punch my computer screen. And then I'm going to black out, and wake up in a pool of vomit and rage.

/...oh, I'm the ONLY one? Screw you guys.
 
2013-05-22 03:05:01 AM

Bumblefark: And then I'm going to black out, and wake up in a pool of vomit and rage.

/...oh, I'm the ONLY one? Screw you guys.


No no, I'm with you. Not the punching cats part, but we're like brothers from other mothers when it comes to raging while in pools of vomit, waking up in a rage, also in a pool of vomit, waking up in pools of vomit and rage or vomiting outrageously. We can do this man.
 
2013-05-22 03:07:20 AM
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com


"Dontcha wish your snowflake could dress like me?"
 
2013-05-22 03:09:46 AM
I know it's being pedantic, but if she spent £5000 on over 200 pairs of trainers then the average price of each pair is £25 therefore they are hardly what many would call 'designer'.
 
2013-05-22 03:11:31 AM

Acharne: Bumblefark: And then I'm going to black out, and wake up in a pool of vomit and rage.

/...oh, I'm the ONLY one? Screw you guys.

No no, I'm with you. Not the punching cats part, but we're like brothers from other mothers when it comes to raging while in pools of vomit, waking up in a rage, also in a pool of vomit, waking up in pools of vomit and rage or vomiting outrageously. We can do this man.


I like the cut of your jib, good fellow.

/punching the neighbor's cat mercilessly as I type this
//cuz, you only need one hand to punch a cat
 
2013-05-22 03:14:54 AM
That kid already hates his mother. Remember how you hated your mother for dragging you to Penney's to spend $50 for school clothes? Now imagine $20,000.

/pounds I mean. Or stones, whatever
 
2013-05-22 03:32:13 AM
Can...she afford it, or is she doing the 'swim in debt' thing?
 
2013-05-22 03:39:28 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-22 03:45:28 AM
This is like the bizarro world version of the story where the step-mom forced her daughter to wear thift store clothes...
 
2013-05-22 03:51:23 AM
She added: "I could easily spend £1,000 a week. Me and Zak's father have split up now and I'm more careful as it is my own money. I just want him to look his best. What is wrong with making your son look good?"

Of course, when it's somebody else's money, it's fiiiiine..... o_O
 
2013-05-22 03:52:49 AM
The kid's pic is just begging for a Dos Equis 'shop.
 
2013-05-22 04:01:41 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
www.mbird.com
 
2013-05-22 04:19:46 AM
doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-22 04:30:17 AM
That kid needs to be at the gym in 27 minutes.
 
2013-05-22 04:41:28 AM
When that kid finds out about all the whoring his mum had to do for those clothes his shiat eating grin may look slightly different.
 
2013-05-22 04:51:13 AM

Lunchlady: That kid needs to be at the gym

school  in 27 26 minutes.

FTFY
 
2013-05-22 05:05:49 AM

RatMaster999: Lunchlady: That kid needs to be at the gym school  in 27 26 minutes.

FTFY


British time.
 
2013-05-22 05:29:27 AM
Fark: She's hot

I'd do her. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Crackers(Wife's nickname) and all that, but you need to take a step back subby, she's just OK. Seriously, they need to trash all of these "hottie" submissions, they're a waste of time. 60% are OK looking, 10% are a step up from 'OK', 20% are absolutely heinous, and only about 5% are good looking enough to rate a Fark thread about the "super hottie"...

(w/pics)

Jeez, subby; Ya think?
 
2013-05-22 05:39:47 AM
There are only a small handful of situations in which I consider suicide a viable option. Brain cancer, paralysis, etc. are up there.  But being this woman's baby daddy is making a strong case.
 
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