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(Des Moines Register)   If you're going to rob a bank, it's probably best to wear a disguise, not a floor-length, green ball gown with your hair done up and face exposed   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com ) divider line
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2013-05-21 08:13:10 PM  
Criminals are generally not known for their ability to think or plan ahead.
 
2013-05-21 08:32:37 PM  
She should have wore a plunging neckline with her cleavage exposed and made sure the teller was male.  Nobody would even know what she looked like.
 
2013-05-21 08:54:27 PM  
a witness later reported seeing the suspect climb into the trunk of a car parked in a nearby alley.

I lol'd.
 
2013-05-21 09:12:13 PM  

remus: She should have wore a plunging neckline with her cleavage exposed and made sure the teller was male.  Nobody would even know what she looked like.


www.arcatatheater.com

Too busy looking at the pinstripes....
 
2013-05-21 09:34:10 PM  
www.desmoinesregister.com blogs.desmoinesregister.com

Add some hair extensions....
 
2013-05-21 11:43:36 PM  
Ariel got dumped and needs the money for tail reconstruction.
 
2013-05-21 11:45:33 PM  
If they ever catch her, she'll be formally charged.
 
2013-05-21 11:53:13 PM  

Godscrack: a witness later reported seeing the suspect climb into the trunk of a car parked in a nearby alley.

I lol'd.


Got me as well. Still just chuckling whenever I picture it.
 
2013-05-21 11:53:40 PM  
that's why I always wear an ugly hat and bright colored shirt when I rob banks. witnesses focus on that, not on me

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2013-05-21 11:54:42 PM  

Godscrack: a witness later reported seeing the suspect climb into the trunk of a car parked in a nearby alley.

I lol'd.


+1.

If not for that line I would have mildly resented wasting the time to read that article.
 
2013-05-21 11:56:05 PM  
Klinger's still bucking for that Section Eight after all these years?
 
2013-05-22 12:00:22 AM  

Omahawg: that's why I always wear an ugly hat and bright colored shirt when I rob banks. witnesses focus on that, not on me

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Same idea here.
 
2013-05-22 12:01:51 AM  
By now, she has probably slipped into something more comfortable.
 
2013-05-22 12:02:30 AM  
My hometown making me proud...
 
2013-05-22 12:04:25 AM  
The suspect fled and a witness later reported seeing the suspect climb into the trunk of a car parked in a nearby alley.

They will never catch her.
 
2013-05-22 12:08:32 AM  
Perfect getup for a female to commit a robbery = lingerie with mis-matched shoes. Guys won't have any idea what she looked like, and women will just be puzzled by the shoes.

// kidding aside whatever happened to the good ol' ski mask, or stocking?
 
2013-05-22 12:08:46 AM  
Should have had sequins covering the gown to blind her opponents into luxery while robbing them.

/kilts are for day to day use.
 
2013-05-22 12:17:35 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: [www.desmoinesregister.com image 150x150] [blogs.desmoinesregister.com image 266x300]

Add some hair extensions....


They should arrest her for that hairline/style alone.
 
2013-05-22 12:18:37 AM  
LOL.
That wasn't my face!
 
2013-05-22 12:21:49 AM  
Thanks for providing a tiny arse photo
 
2013-05-22 12:24:11 AM  
Was it River Song?/got nuthin'
 
2013-05-22 12:24:52 AM  
It's a wig
 
2013-05-22 12:25:43 AM  
What the heck does the teller have up on his/her screen?

It looks like a very large person eating underwear.

Or maybe a very large person with an odd neck brace.

Or a large person with an alien mask in their hands.

It doesn't look in any way relevant to banking, though.
 
2013-05-22 12:25:51 AM  

media.hollyscoop.com
Don't tell me what to do.

 
2013-05-22 12:27:45 AM  

i squared: What the heck does the teller have up on his/her screen?

It looks like a very large person eating underwear.

Or maybe a very large person with an odd neck brace.

Or a large person with an alien mask in their hands.

It doesn't look in any way relevant to banking, though.


Watching underwear-eating alien porn
 
2013-05-22 12:32:43 AM  
Sounds kind of farked up to me. No mask and then getting into a trunk? I hope it's just an everyday robbery and not something she was forced to do.
 
2013-05-22 01:12:42 AM  
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-05-22 01:24:31 AM  

remus: She should have wore a plunging neckline with her cleavage exposed and made sure the teller was male.  Nobody would even know what she looked like.


Yeppers.

"Is this some kind of bust?"
"Yes, it's very impressive."
 
2013-05-22 01:31:56 AM  
Back in the day we wore double breasted pinstripe suites and a snappy fedora. We didn't use hold up notes;
that Tommy gun did all the talking for us. Kids these days, sheesh.
Crap, my nurse tells me it's time for " meds 'n bed ". Kids these days, sheesh.
 
2013-05-22 01:56:09 AM  

remus: She should have wore a plunging neckline with her cleavage exposed and made sure the teller was male.  Nobody would even know what she looked like.


Because video cameras are het guys?
 
2013-05-22 02:03:57 AM  
Says you subby.
 
2013-05-22 02:12:53 AM  
l.yimg.com
/Mars hot
 
2013-05-22 02:54:16 AM  
blogs.desmoinesregister.com

There's something wrong with these pictures. It's almost as if the robber was photoshopped.
 
2013-05-22 03:15:01 AM  

Osato: [blogs.desmoinesregister.com image 300x338]

There's something wrong with these pictures. It's almost as if the robber was photoshopped.


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2013-05-22 05:08:20 AM  
So... did they check the trunk of the car?
 
2013-05-22 05:09:00 AM  
She can stick me up any day.
 
2013-05-22 06:39:04 AM  

i squared: What the heck does the teller have up on his/her screen?

It looks like a very large person eating underwear.

Or maybe a very large person with an odd neck brace.

Or a large person with an alien mask in their hands.

It doesn't look in any way relevant to banking, though.


Isn't it a looking down shot on someone wearing a baseball cap with a light colored brim?
 
2013-05-22 07:52:06 AM  
I was a little annoyed that the article never used "He" or "She" but only the "the suspect"
 
2013-05-22 08:06:42 AM  

Catlenfell: I was a little annoyed that the article never used "He" or "She" but only the "the suspect"


The picture sort of makes it obvious.
 
2013-05-22 08:48:13 AM  
I see man jaw...
 
2013-05-22 09:00:47 AM  
"Police are looking for someone" Sounds like she was fairly successful.

The tag is bullshiat.
 
2013-05-22 09:26:55 AM  

Abacus9: Catlenfell: I was a little annoyed that the article never used "He" or "She" but only the "the suspect"

The picture sort of makes it obvious.


Does it? Gender is a social construct. "She" may be biologically female but identify as male and it would be inappropriate to call the suspect "she" just because the suspect looks female.
 
2013-05-22 09:33:46 AM  

RexTalionis: Criminals are generally not You never hear about criminals, known for their ability to think or plan ahead.

 
2013-05-22 09:47:49 AM  
I'm going for, "off her meds."
 
2013-05-22 01:10:53 PM  
Unless of course, that IS your disguise..

/it's a man
 
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