anfrind: FlashHarry: theorellior: FlashHarry: i don't get the "mooshelle" thing. do they think she's fat? seriously?[www.comicsbeat.com image 500x690][assets4.designsponge.com image 500x681]yeah, she's huge. 0_oYou can only see how huge she really is after you unskew the photo.
Lorelle: Try as she might, Michelle just couldn't get Steadman out of her mind. She thought of what his throbbing manhood must look like as she aggressively sucked down a huge corn dog for dinner that night...
FlashHarry: theorellior: FlashHarry: i don't get the "mooshelle" thing. do they think she's fat? seriously?[www.comicsbeat.com image 500x690][assets4.designsponge.com image 500x681]yeah, she's huge. 0_o
Revek: and takes a bite out of it like a giant corn dog.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: No prose attempt here, but realism might involve Mr. Bachmann gasping out a man's name at the moment of climax.
Revek: Except she looked like she was biting it instead of sucking it down.
Honest Bender: Wtf is a master bee?
exick: Honest Bender: Wtf is a master bee?It's what Michele is forced to do after yet another frustrating night of Marcus trying and failing to put it in her "icky place"
SuperNinjaToad: Bachmann's pink flower in case anyone is wondering.
WI241TH: [i.imgur.com image 252x141]This whole thread
Old Man Winter: Needs more Palin.
anfrind: You can only see how huge she really is after you unskew the photo.
Tenorman's Tears: Um... male bees are rarely pollinators.A "master bee" pollinator would be a female.
Snarfangel: Hmm, a bipartisan romance involving Michele and Michelle. All we need is an independent Michellle for a threesome...
skinink: He took his bulging Fifth Amendment and gently slid it into Michele's Bill of Rights...
Lorelle: Lame. I can do better than that.Revek: and takes a bite out of it like a giant corn dog.Try as she might, Michelle just couldn't get Steadman out of her mind. She thought of what his throbbing manhood must look like as she aggressively sucked down a huge corn dog for dinner that night...
Oldiron_79: fluffy2097: I'll buy the Book on tape if this guy reads it. I love him In 50 Shades of Grey.Do they have 50 shades on tape with Betty White?
Old Man Winter: CSBOn my second visit to this thread, I am reminded of the first anime I ever watched. No idea what the plot was, but at some point causing a fairy, or perhaps pixie, to have an orgasm was important. This was accomplished by using a thin mushroom to mastrbate her into a frenzy, during which time she screamed, "Bee! Bee! Bee!" piercingly loud.This was my impression of anime for many years, causing me to avoid it like the plague, which is a damn shame./ willing to bet someonehere instantly could instantly name whatever the hell it was I watched.
NateAsbestos: BolshyGreatYarblocks: No prose attempt here, but realism might involve Mr. Bachmann gasping out a man's name at the moment of climax."Oohhh Barack..."
WTFDYW: Bit'O'Gristle: Sighs...ah youth. Many a time i went out with friends to a bar, and ended up balls deep in some gigantic fatty, stirring her innards with my meaty baton of love. Not bad, kinda like sticking it in a rubber boot filled with warm mayo.Gee. Thanks for reminding me of those days. :-/
Mentat: Rand Paul awoke to find himself bound tightly to a hard wooden chair. The room was empty except for a glaring incandescent light bulb and something in the corner that looked disturbingly like chains. The bare concrete walls reflected sound and light back on him, resulting in a senses-destroying cacophony. Through the blinding light, he could make out the frame of a large steel door.My god, he thought to himself, Obama has finally done it. He's rounding up his enemies. The Tea Party rally had all been a ruse to draw out the Kenyan usurper's enemies. From somewhere beyond the rusted steel door, Rand heard the click-clack of FEMA jackboots against the concrete floor, coming closer and closer. Rand struggled to free himself from the bindings, but whoever had tied him to this chair knew what they were doing. The clinking of tumblers falling into place echoed in the stale air. With a screech of rusted metal against metal, the door opened slowly inward. Through clenched eyes, Rand could just barely make out a human form standing in the doorway.From somewhere deep inside his soul, a primal scream of rage erupted. "You bastards!" he screamed. "You'll never get away with this! We're Americans and we will never surrend-""Oh Rand, do shut up."The sultry female voice stunned Rand into a momentary silence as the outline of a svelte female form emerged into the light. Michelle Bachman was 120 lbs of sex poured into a 90 lb black leather stiletto-heeled bag. Rand gasped as she slowly walked towards him, her hips rhythmically swaying like the foam-flecked waves of the ocean crashing against the beach. Her lips were painted the shade of deep red that was only possible from dyes that had long since been banned by government regulators. Her perfume reeked of sex and liberty and something dangerous... freedom. From behind her came the soft sound of rawhide gently slapping against exposed flesh. His senses overwhelmed, Rand felt the stirring in his loins that h ...
Omahawg: Sarah squinted and smirked as she took off those faux soccer mom glasses and transformed into a she-tigress of lust. She crawled across the floor towards me, sticking her derriere high in the air as she made her way between my legs."I like Alaskan King Crab Legs," she murmured, unzipping my fly. "I like to lick the butter off them. Is that what you like?"There were giant ross perot sucking sounds as things became too obscene for any more words. No, just animalistic grunts and cries of pleasure.
God-is-a-Taco: FlashHarry:yeah, she's huge. 0_oYou know that's a photoshop, right?original:[i.imgur.com image 333x500]
Albino Squid: Snip
Lorelle: Revek: Except she looked like she was biting it instead of sucking it down.No, no, NO. She playfully teased the head of it with her teeth, gently caressed it with her experienced tongue, then deep-throated it like a pro.
theorellior: FlashHarry: i don't get the "mooshelle" thing. do they think she's fat? seriously?[www.comicsbeat.com image 500x690]
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