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(Huffington Post)   Giant sex orgies explained on the Science Channel? It's more likely than you think   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 23
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2013-05-21 06:18:36 PM  
XXXTREME SCIENCE!


D-List celebrities? You bet your ass they'll have something to say about this!
Pawn Stars? Pawn Stars ain't got shiat on Alt Pawn Stars!
You said you liked the old discovery networks? We're giving you farkers 12 hours of How It's Made overnight and a dinosaur documentary from 1991 at 5am.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! The world might end due to a meteorite crashing into the Earth on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
You've seen them drive trucks. You've seen them run motorcycle reality shows. You've even seen them get married. But have you seen rednecks dig for gold? YOU BETTER BE THERE
 
2013-05-21 06:40:42 PM  
Aaaaand... that's the last HuffPo article I click. How much crap can you cram on a page?

Bad timing on the release date, though. The show comes out the same day as Arrested Development. I have the night booked.
 
2013-05-21 06:56:03 PM  
The most annoying thing about cicadas is all the articles and television specials about cicadas.

/also people who pronounce it sick-ka-das.
 
2013-05-21 06:58:18 PM  
So where did they get enough giants for an orgy?
 
2013-05-21 06:58:55 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: XXXTREME SCIENCE!


D-List celebrities? You bet your ass they'll have something to say about this!
Pawn Stars? Pawn Stars ain't got shiat on Alt Pawn Stars!
You said you liked the old discovery networks? We're giving you farkers 12 hours of How It's Made overnight and a dinosaur documentary from 1991 at 5am.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! The world might end due to a meteorite crashing into the Earth on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
You've seen them drive trucks. You've seen them run motorcycle reality shows. You've even seen them get married. But have you seen rednecks dig for gold? YOU BETTER BE THERE


You paid for your chair but you'll only need the edge!
 
2013-05-21 07:14:46 PM  
What's to explain? Stick whatever you have in the nearest hole you can find. Or, I suppose, ready your holes to have things inserted into them.

/let me check the article
//oh...
 
2013-05-21 07:31:39 PM  
More like cic-AIDS-as, amirite?
 
2013-05-21 07:40:03 PM  
Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
 
2013-05-21 07:43:07 PM  
www.hwdyk.com
 
2013-05-21 07:47:20 PM  
Meanwhile, those in more suburban areas of the East Coast will hear cicada noise that's as loud as 94 decibels -- equivalent to a lawn mower or an airplane passing overhead.

The cicadas don't bother me but I am worried about the flying lawnmowers.
 
2013-05-21 07:59:42 PM  
Sex orgies? Those are the best kind!
 
2013-05-21 08:01:33 PM  

reported: Meanwhile, those in more suburban areas of the East Coast will hear cicada noise that's as loud as 94 decibels -- equivalent to a lawn mower or an airplane passing overhead.

The cicadas don't bother me but I am worried about the flying lawnmowers.


Lawz.

Seriously though: got to experience them when I was in Africa. F*ckers are LOUD.
 
2013-05-21 08:02:08 PM  
The bugs, not the lawnmowers.
 
2013-05-21 08:03:06 PM  
"Next up: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Hot Tub Fun Time!"
 
2013-05-21 08:06:00 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: "Next up: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Hot Tub Fun Time!"


I would pay HBO prices to watch that.
 
2013-05-21 08:31:47 PM  
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.
 
2013-05-21 09:32:26 PM  
You know the Science Channel became a hardcore porn station so gradually it was hard to notice it....
 
2013-05-21 11:14:01 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.


I think the penis would have given it away.
 
2013-05-21 11:26:01 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: OtherLittleGuy: "Next up: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Hot Tub Fun Time!"

I would pay HBO prices to watch that.


s01e01 special guest; Stephen Hawking, Jane Goodall, and Pope Emeritus Benedict,  (because there always needs to be 1 dissenter or there's no panel conflict.)
 
2013-05-22 01:01:52 AM  

Lith: ecmoRandomNumbers: OtherLittleGuy: "Next up: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Hot Tub Fun Time!"

I would pay HBO prices to watch that.

s01e01 special guest; Stephen Hawking, Jane Goodall, and Pope Emeritus Benedict,  (because there always needs to be 1 dissenter or there's no panel conflict.)


You could make it PPV if Jane Goodall brings a monkey.
 
2013-05-22 08:38:19 AM  
The new Flickr won't let me hot link an image from my collection.   fark YOU, NEW FLICKR!!!
 
2013-05-22 10:40:33 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lith: ecmoRandomNumbers: OtherLittleGuy: "Next up: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Hot Tub Fun Time!"

I would pay HBO prices to watch that.

s01e01 special guest; Stephen Hawking, Jane Goodall, and Pope Emeritus Benedict,  (because there always needs to be 1 dissenter or there's no panel conflict.)

You could make it PPV if Jane Goodall brings a monkey.


That level of depravity is rarely expressed openly, My hat's off to you good sir. But keep away from me. lol
 
2013-05-22 06:09:00 PM  
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