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(CTV News)   Missing pregnant goat returned home after being found tied to a post alongside the road with sign saying "FREE LAWNMOWER"   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 28
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2013-05-21 05:36:24 PM
Well I'm not posting the pic...
 
2013-05-21 05:37:01 PM
I just spewed half a beer.
 
2013-05-21 05:37:06 PM
you're kidding, right?
 
2013-05-21 05:42:57 PM
Bah.
 
2013-05-21 05:47:44 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: Well I'm not posting the pic...


This one?

img.photobucket.com

/Original thread
 
2013-05-21 05:49:08 PM
Was it pregnant before it went missing?
 
2013-05-21 05:56:04 PM
I was highly suspicious about the sign thing. Not about a goat being stolen. Turns out the sign was real.
I'd almost swear that someone was trying to get this onto all the weird news sites and stole the goat with the
express purpose of putting that sign on it.
 
2013-05-21 06:00:39 PM

Pribar: Was it pregnant before it went missing?


Mostly.
 
2013-05-21 06:14:22 PM
Free Lawn Muncher
 
2013-05-21 06:15:04 PM
I found a goat walking around my neighborhood once when I went to buy a six-pack at the corner store. Apparently, someone had tied it up with rope--not realizing goats can chew through rope. I did not, however, impregenate said goat, as I could not catch it.
 
2013-05-21 06:24:20 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-21 06:25:10 PM

NorCalLos: I found a goat walking around my neighborhood once when I went to buy a six-pack at the corner store. Apparently, someone had tied it up with rope--not realizing goats can chew through rope. I did not, however, impregenate said goat, as I could not catch it.


You got to lure it in with some clover.
 
2013-05-21 06:47:14 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-21 06:51:04 PM
...But does anybody call me David the Bridge Builder?...
 
2013-05-21 07:27:07 PM

UsikFark: NorCalLos: I found a goat walking around my neighborhood once when I went to buy a six-pack at the corner store. Apparently, someone had tied it up with rope--not realizing goats can chew through rope. I did not, however, impregenate said goat, as I could not catch it.

You got to lure it in with some clover.


Or at least offer it one of the beers.
 
2013-05-21 07:32:53 PM
If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?
 
2013-05-21 07:37:20 PM

AbbeySomeone: If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?


Lawnmower, includes ten pounds of lamb chops.
 
2013-05-21 07:38:04 PM

Warthog: [img.fark.net image 480x305]


Tasty looking pussy.
 
2013-05-21 07:57:01 PM

geoduck42: UsikFark: NorCalLos: I found a goat walking around my neighborhood once when I went to buy a six-pack at the corner store. Apparently, someone had tied it up with rope--not realizing goats can chew through rope. I did not, however, impregenate said goat, as I could not catch it.

You got to lure it in with some clover.

Or at least offer it one of the beers.


The beer or the can?
 
2013-05-21 08:15:10 PM

AbbeySomeone: If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?


It was still a zygoat.
 
2013-05-21 08:34:45 PM
There is an awesome picture of a dead cat on the roadside with a sign next to it that says "Free cat" that the douche mods will not allow to be posted anymore so I wanted to describe it and allow you to have a mental picture as a small passive aggresive FU to the mods.

/tis how I roll
 
2013-05-21 08:44:07 PM
"...Billy Boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy-boy'
 
2013-05-21 08:44:51 PM
"... a good goat'll do that...'
 
2013-05-21 08:45:33 PM

AbbeySomeone: If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?


lawnmower plus edge trimmers
 
2013-05-21 09:08:54 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
Did the goat like Doritos?
 
2013-05-21 09:11:47 PM

NorCalLos: AbbeySomeone: If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?

It was still a zygoat.


Ha! A winner is ewe.
 
2013-05-21 09:49:32 PM

Kirby Muxloe: NorCalLos: AbbeySomeone: If the goat was pregnant, the sign should be lawnmowers, right?

It was still a zygoat.

Ha! A winner is ewe.


you should filly awful about yourself
 
2013-05-22 05:52:56 AM

NorCalLos: I found a goat walking around my neighborhood once when I went to buy a six-pack at the corner store. Apparently, someone had tied it up with rope--not realizing goats can chew through rope. I did not, however, impregenate said goat, as I could not catch it.


You should get a Scottish guy to help you.
 
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