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(ELLE)   Elizabeth Smart is awesome for many reasons. Most of all - telling Nancy Grace to STFU   (elle.com) divider line 38
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2013-05-21 05:41:37 PM
13 votes:

skankboy: Nancy Grace can eat a bag of dicks. (Not that she needs my prodding)


That's really uncalled for...think about how the bag of dicks would feel about it.
2013-05-21 07:32:14 PM
9 votes:
www.popfi.com

"I'll take Mythology for $1000, Alex."

www.tv-live.org.uki2.cdn.turner.com25.media.tumblr.com

"What is a harpy?"

guycodeblog.mtv.com

"Correct. We would have also accepted gorgon." [shudder]
2013-05-21 05:46:12 PM
9 votes:
Fun fact: "Nancy Grace" is actually an onomatopoeia. It's the exact sound a bag of rotting trash and feces makes when you throw it down a flight of stairs.
2013-05-21 06:01:00 PM
6 votes:
I can't stand the sight of Nancy Grace let alone her voice. I've often thought of molding my toilet to resemble Nancy's face, with her mouth agape. I figure if she is always gonna be spouting out shiat, it might as well be my shiat.
2013-05-21 06:26:01 PM
5 votes:
Elizabeth Smart is totally cute. I'd lock her up and have my way with her for a year and-

oh, wait, that's right. Never mind.
2013-05-21 05:51:12 PM
5 votes:
Well, that's exactly what a slut who deserved it would say, isn't it?
2013-05-21 05:46:00 PM
4 votes:

lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?


I really wish you wouldn't re-post such strong language. Most unseemly.
2013-05-22 12:57:34 AM
3 votes:

UseLessHuman: One day I hope she gets blindsided by a cruel and unnecessary question that forces her to see her own hideousness and vile behavior for what it is. I hope that in that moment of emotional crescendo she breaks down and weeps for her own wasted life. I hope it happens on-air, and I hope I get to see it so I can laugh at her pain. And all will be right with the universe. Balance will have been struck.


Damn dude. Wasn't being kidnapped and raped bad enough?
2013-05-21 06:41:05 PM
3 votes:
ct.fra.bz
2013-05-21 06:15:27 PM
3 votes:

bugontherug: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Coming as it did from a teenage girl recently kidnapped and repeatedly raped, I thought it was devastating in its polite understatement.


Exactly.  It is the politeness of it that ironically gives it a bigger STFU factor.  "this is how you should behave"

My grandfather-in-law had a great story of this type.  He was visiting some old silver mine once and as they were riding some sort of trolly cart down, he had a lot of abdominal cramping and had to pass gas.  He was not the type to do this in his own home, much less in public, but apparently something he ate while on this trip disagreed with him.

So he passed gas quietly and apparently it stunk to high heaven.  A few seconds later, a man tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "you're feeling not well, aren't you sir?".  He said true.  Then the man said "but you're feeling much better now, aren't you sir?".

it was an old timey way of saying "did you fart?  don't do it again".  Love that story.
2013-05-21 05:55:19 PM
3 votes:
I wish Nancy Grace would just friggin OD on a bunch of pills.
I really hate her. I know her personality type. I loathe her and her ilk. I really really wish she would just get off the air.
But first, I would like to see Chris Brown and her start dating.
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2013-05-21 06:20:34 PM
2 votes:

lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?


Hey, that's the Mormon equivalent of a LIsa Lampanelli standup routine.
2013-05-21 06:05:24 PM
2 votes:

Antagonism: What a pointless article.

Oh well time to pile shiat on Nancy Grace.


EXACTLY!
2013-05-21 05:41:53 PM
2 votes:
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2013-05-21 05:39:42 PM
2 votes:
Nancy Grace can eat a bag of dicks. (Not that she needs my prodding)
2013-05-22 03:33:59 AM
1 votes:

skinbubble: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Not taking the troll bait and sticking to the high road is better than sinking to Nancy Grace's level and doing it in a mature, level headed way is bonus points.



Well, sure, but going full-on Dark Lord of the Sith and frying Nancy Grace with repeated blasts of Force-lightning until she made a matching set with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru would have been pretty cool, as well.

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2013-05-21 11:37:26 PM
1 votes:
Fish_Bulb:  No. They are Mormons. They are not a Christian denomination...

???
The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints is not a Christian denomination now?

...like Baptists or Lutherans or even Catholics. That's why their religion has their own name.

Yea just like Baptists, Lutherans and even Catholics all have their own name.

Look, I give fark-all about religion but I do hold reading comprehension to be sacred and you, sir, are practically a heretic!
2013-05-21 10:36:36 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-21 10:06:31 PM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: FTFA:
The practicing Mormon boldly cited the belief that she was no longer "pure" after being raped by her captives as a reason for being afraid to run.

du fuk? seriously? That's strike one and two right there.


Needs to be bolded. I'm not sure how you can be raped by someone that you keep chained in a shed.
2013-05-21 09:36:00 PM
1 votes:

jshine: Anayalator: [ct.fra.bz image 500x299]

Mormons are Christians who took the "red pill".


You must've done a lot of LDS to think that's what's in the red pill
2013-05-21 09:32:19 PM
1 votes:
I actually admire Smith; he ran probably the greatest con in history. Do you have any idea how many times I have tried the "God-told-me-that-you-are-going-to-hell-if-you-don't-let-me-bang-all-t hese-underage-chicks" bit with my wife? However, I never get it to work. That's what I get for marrying a woman that is much less gullible than yer average Mormon.
2013-05-21 08:26:38 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Here, we rounded up a few examples of why Elizabeth Smart is so awesome-you know, in addition to her being an unerring advocate for kidnapping victims and their families..."

So she's in favor of kidnapping victims and their families?!? How heroic! That's right up there with posting a scan of your NAMBLA Membership Card.
2013-05-21 08:20:15 PM
1 votes:

werem00se: [i140.photobucket.com image 378x500]


Heh. I actually got thrown out of there, many years ago. Think their sign had something like, "Burgers By the Bagful!" So, me and my drunk buddy decided to buy a bag of burgers. Apparently you can't do that. You can't just tell them, "I don't care how many. Just fill up a bag."

But, what you really can't do is, when they decline your order, is to loudly protest (in an area surrounded by families with small children), "Look, lady, I'm just trying to get a bag of Dicks! Why won't you give me a bag of dicks?!"

/funnier back then, since it wasn't a phrase yet
2013-05-21 07:59:11 PM
1 votes:
i140.photobucket.com
2013-05-21 07:49:50 PM
1 votes:

skozlaw: catmandu: Really?

A Christian is someone who believes Jesus Christ died on the cross to save them from their sins and give them eternal life.
John 3:16 says: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life." (Love how fundies say gays cannot be Christian. what do they do with that "everyone"? But I digress)

Mormons deny the sufficiency of Christ's death for salvation. They also deny the Trinity and that there is one immortal God. The goal of Mormonism is that we all become as 'gods' becoming both immortal and divine, blurring the creator/creature distinction. They believe God the Father was once a man, just like you or me. For Mormons, Jesus isn't the only son of God, and he's not eternally begotten of the FatherNO TRUE SCOTSMAN!

You would be wrong, sir.

You would be wrong.


Educamate me then. What is a Christian and how are Mormons a Christian denomination (and their name being Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is Not sufficient).
2013-05-21 07:21:46 PM
1 votes:

bugontherug: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Coming as it did from a teenage girl recently kidnapped and repeatedly raped, I thought it was devastating in its polite understatement.


If there is one thing that Nancy Grace's target audience can appreciate, it's subtlety and nuance.
2013-05-21 06:31:36 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-21 06:21:19 PM
1 votes:

GungFu: And she's a Mormon.

- 10


I know, right?  She escaped after being abducted and raped for a year to be a member of a religion that shows 18-year-old boys more respect than grandmothers and has a history of endorsing polygamy?  Wtf?
2013-05-21 06:08:59 PM
1 votes:

arcas: BATMANATEE: crab66: What a scatterbrained uninformative article.

It wasn't an article. It was an ad for an upcoming book.

Agreed.  This was little more than a plug without the "plug" icon.


Maybe that's her message: Forget abstinence, use a plug.
2013-05-21 06:01:02 PM
1 votes:
In February 2012, she married a Scotsman, Matthew Gilmour, at a spur-of-the-moment private ceremony in a Mormon temple in Oahu.

No she didn't. Somebody doesn't know how Mormon temples work.

*One.does.not.simply.walk.into.the.temple.jpg*
2013-05-21 05:58:37 PM
1 votes:

jackiepaper: Get rid of The Seaward


She'll leave when she's good and ready!
2013-05-21 05:57:21 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?


This is actually a decent example of how ubiquitous the hyperbolic language of normal message board and blog chatter really is. Because someone wasn't directly compared to Hitler while being called Roseanne Barr's taint cheese, we literally don't recognize it as a tell off.
2013-05-21 05:57:04 PM
1 votes:

Heathen: skinbubble: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Not taking the troll bait and sticking to the high road is better than sinking to Nancy Grace's level and doing it in a mature, level headed way is bonus points.

screw that, jam a #2 pencil into her throat


No one should waste a perfectly good pencil on that biatch.
2013-05-21 05:55:49 PM
1 votes:

skinbubble: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Not taking the troll bait and sticking to the high road is better than sinking to Nancy Grace's level and doing it in a mature, level headed way is bonus points.


screw that, jam a #2 pencil into her throat
2013-05-21 05:54:17 PM
1 votes:
Yet again, youth >> oldth.
2013-05-21 05:54:03 PM
1 votes:

bugontherug: lennavan: So I clicked, all giddy at the excitement of seeing someone tell Nancy Grace off.

"I really, to be frankly honest, don't appreciate you bringing this all up."

That's it?

Coming as it did from a teenage girl recently kidnapped and repeatedly raped, I thought it was devastating in its polite understatement.


She's also LDS. From a Mormon girl, "I don't appreciate you bringing this all up", in this context, is practically giving her the finger.
2013-05-21 05:51:44 PM
1 votes:
tit

nasty
2013-05-21 05:45:05 PM
1 votes:
Get rid of The Seaward
 
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