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(USA Today)   Carnival profits down on news that fewer people want to take a ride on a giant floating toilet   (usatoday.com) divider line 12
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2013-05-21 06:45:33 PM  
3 votes:
Cesspool of the Seas has a nice ring to it.
2013-05-22 12:58:45 AM  
2 votes:
Years ago, my wife and I took a 3-day Carnival cruise from Cape Canaveral to the Bahama's. She was working in South Carolina for the week, so we met there for a getaway.

When we showed up to embark, I was shocked. I'd been on a cruise before, but it was nothing like this. I thought I was at a casting call for "The Jerry Springer Show".

We were most looking forward to the dinners, which were amusingly tarnished by our tablemates that showed up to dinner with their aluminum Bud Light bottles and complained about everything. Complaints included:

- "Why isn't this Tuna Tartar cooked?"
- "This Prime Rib is pink. Don't you have a fancy steak like a ribeye?"
- "What's a risotto? Can I get a loaded baked potato instead?"

Our favorite was the guy with gold teeth who could never understand the menu. The last night, he gave up and asked for a kids menu and ordered dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

When my wife got her meal, he asked what it was.
"Veal"
"Veal?" he said, trying to place the name. "Is that fish?"
"Uh, no. It's....baby cow."

"Hmmmm" he said, nodding and popping a triceratops nugget into his mouth.
2013-05-22 12:02:24 AM  
2 votes:

8 inches: Going on a weekend trip to Mexico on Carnival in 10 days so I'm getting a kick...


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"Bon voyage!"
2013-05-21 06:56:30 PM  
2 votes:

Yanks_RSJ: Cesspool of the Seas has a nice ring to it.


I like the "S.S. Gurgle."
2013-05-22 01:54:31 AM  
1 votes:
If German porn is any indication, there may still be a market for this.
2013-05-21 11:01:38 PM  
1 votes:
Love, exiting and new. Come aboard. We're expecting you!
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOVE! It's LOVE! It's LOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!
2013-05-21 07:47:56 PM  
1 votes:
The SS Norovirus
2013-05-21 07:45:15 PM  
1 votes:
How's that cost-cutting on maintenance going for you, guys?
2013-05-21 07:29:04 PM  
1 votes:
"We don't have lifeboats because turds float"
2013-05-21 07:03:38 PM  
1 votes:
The Toilet Titanic?
The QE Number Two?
2013-05-21 05:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
A giant floating toilet that run over and covers your floor.
2013-05-21 04:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
A giant floating toilet that doesn't flush.
 
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