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(USA Today)   Carnival profits down on news that fewer people want to take a ride on a giant floating toilet   ( ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Carnival Corp., account of profits, Carnival Triumph, Holland America, Carnival Dream, bathrooms  
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1029 clicks; posted to Business » on 21 May 2013 at 6:21 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-22 12:53:25 AM  
2 votes:
Never underestimate the capacity for Americans to buy something based on its price alone. Carnival will be fine.
2013-05-21 10:23:28 PM  
2 votes:

robodog: I hope it's a liquidation so the idiots in charge that cut back on maintenance lose their jobs.

Sadly, the idiots rarely get what they deserve.
2013-05-21 07:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
How's that cost-cutting on maintenance going for you, guys?
2013-05-22 05:36:28 AM  
1 vote:
I don't get cruise ships.

Why would I want to vacation on a floating hotel that I can't leave?
2013-05-21 09:12:58 PM  
1 vote:
All this has eaten into profits.

I would have written "All this has seeped into profits"
2013-05-21 05:27:03 PM  
1 vote:
A giant floating toilet that run over and covers your floor.
2013-05-21 04:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
A giant floating toilet that doesn't flush.
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