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(Red Cross)   Tornado Relief Photo Caption Contest; What is this relaxed survivor telling the Fire Fighters. Link goes to the Red Cross disaster relief donation page   ( divider line
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2013-05-21 06:50:08 PM  
9 votes:
Now with voting goodness.

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2013-05-21 06:10:24 PM  
8 votes:
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Fireman #1: "Hey Mac,  you see any other survivors around here?"

Old Man:  "How'd y'all know my name was Mac?"

Fireman #3: (puzzled look) "Just guessed...

Old Man:  "Then why don't y'all guess your way to helping those that really need it, and leave me the hell alone."
2013-05-21 05:47:56 PM  
8 votes:
"they thought I was non pulsed, but I am just nonplussed."
2013-05-21 08:33:00 PM  
7 votes:
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Thanks Obama

2013-05-21 06:16:01 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-05-21 05:56:21 PM  
6 votes:
Damn kids, get off my lawn

2013-05-21 02:45:01 PM  
6 votes:
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Well I told Martha her beans at the  block party was going to destroy the  neighborhood one day, she just would not listen
2013-05-21 07:42:14 PM  
5 votes:
Helmet #3: "you all right?"
Grandad: Yep.  I'll just sit here and wait for my grandkids to come lookin' for me.  They'll look here first.  Maybe you can look for their Grandma, I'd sure appreciate that.  I figger she'd be here if she was alright.  Dang it.
2013-05-21 07:16:29 PM  
5 votes:
Fireman: The fire's out.

Guy: That's what ah tol' the missus fitty years ago.
2013-05-21 06:01:32 PM  
4 votes:
I'd tell y'all to get off my lawn, but my lawn is 10 miles west of here.....
2013-05-21 07:39:15 PM  
3 votes:
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 Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? Anyways, we go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then he spawned a tornado from his loins, which took the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the tornado, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
2013-05-21 06:37:31 PM  
3 votes:
I'm sorry, fellers - real sorry.  It's just I had little nip o' 'shine, and then another and... you know how it goes.  Then the ol' lady says didn't cook supper and ain't gonna cook supper and she done cussed at me a might.  Well, I guess I kinda flew off the handle.  Sorry.
2013-05-21 06:09:27 PM  
3 votes:

bim1154: The last thing I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in that elephant's ass!

Forgot to turn voting on.
2013-05-21 05:53:06 PM  
3 votes:
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"Just like I told them other whippersnappers; No tornado, or anyone, is gonner  get me off mahh land.  Now leave me alone, Wheel of Fortune is coming on soon, and Betty don't take kindly to strangers tracking mud on her floors."
2013-05-21 05:51:37 PM  
3 votes:
You know you're a badass old man when the tornado goes AROUND you.
2013-05-21 11:37:30 PM  
2 votes:
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When I said I wanted to get blown, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
2013-05-21 07:35:52 PM  
2 votes:
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"My house, my niece and her little dog...."
(feel funny doing this)
(best wishes to those in pain and sorrow)

2013-05-21 06:33:41 PM  
2 votes:
Tornado?  That wasn't a tornado.  I'll tell you about a tornado.  Back when I was about 16 in the Depression, before I had the operation in Sweden, there was this tornado.  It picked me and mah dawg up and carried me off to I don't know where.  Like ta' never got home.  Me and the dawg just walked down this road and walked and walked.  Met some of the weirdest people on that walk.  Yah think there's weirdos in Cali-forn-i-a.  Ya aint seen nothin like what I saw.  Worst of it was them damn flying monkeys.  You think birds are bad, whatever you do don't look up and smile when one a them monkeys is flyin' over.  Gawwdamnit that was a tornado!
2013-05-21 08:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
"...that there augmented reality?  somepin' else, ought to try'er..."
2013-05-21 08:04:06 PM  
1 vote:
"So then I clicked my ruby slippers together three times and here I am in a rocking chair."
2013-05-21 07:02:48 PM  
1 vote:
Get the fark off my lawn!!!
2013-05-21 06:31:44 PM  
1 vote:
The Aristocrats!
2013-05-21 06:04:40 PM  
1 vote:

PunGent: Azleft, I sure hope you meant "nonplussed" there..."non-pulsed" is more than a little creepy...

Now with voting goodness for visibility...
2013-05-21 05:48:26 PM  
1 vote:
Sonny, take a guess how many feks I give
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