bim1154: The last thing I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in that elephant's ass!
"My house, my niece and her little dog...."(feel funny doing this)(best wishes to those in pain and sorrow)
PunGent: Azleft, I sure hope you meant "nonplussed" there..."non-pulsed" is more than a little creepy...
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