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(Gawker)   High school teacher put on suspension after touching student with a banana. "That is disgusting, very disgusting," said the grandmother of a student at the school   (gawker.com) divider line 147
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2013-05-21 02:08:54 PM
"HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST A MAN ARMED WITH A BANANA..."

/oblig
 
2013-05-21 02:08:57 PM
 
2013-05-21 02:10:54 PM
I could see the outrage if he put a banana in her tailpipe,  but it sounds like much-a-do about nothing.
 
2013-05-21 02:12:10 PM
Thank god it wasn't a rutabaga

/the rutabaga of all evil
 
2013-05-21 02:13:52 PM
if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."
 
2013-05-21 02:14:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I could see the outrage if he put a banana in her tailpipe,  but it sounds like much-a-do about nothing.


FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."


THESE
 
2013-05-21 02:15:16 PM
Imagine if he showed up with his dragon fruit.
 
2013-05-21 02:16:06 PM

gopher321: "HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST A MAN ARMED WITH A BANANA..."

/oblig


what about pointed sticks?
 
2013-05-21 02:19:46 PM

FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."


Wankel Rotary Engine
 
2013-05-21 02:20:02 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Imagine if he showed up with his dragon fruit.


And then hit her with a big, juicy kumquat.
 
2013-05-21 02:26:03 PM
"That is disgusting, very disgusting," said the grandmother of a student at the school. "I don't think he should be allowed to teach kids. You don't do stuff like that and get away with it."

So Grandma thought "banana" was a euphemism.  That's adorable.
 
2013-05-21 02:27:27 PM
Well the guy does look really creepy.
 
2013-05-21 02:27:40 PM
I was touched by bananas once...

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/THOSE ARE THEIR ANAL SPELUNKING OUTFITS!!!
 
2013-05-21 02:34:07 PM

FlashHarry: gopher321: "HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST A MAN ARMED WITH A BANANA..."

/oblig

what about pointed sticks?


Shut up!
 
2013-05-21 02:36:05 PM

I_Am_Weasel: FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."

Wankel Rotary Engine


megaphone.

grunties.
 
2013-05-21 02:51:29 PM
"Touching" is pretty general, but if I ask for details I might end up in prison
 
2013-05-21 02:53:23 PM
The student should sue, because there's always money in the banana penis.
 
2013-05-21 02:56:44 PM
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2013-05-21 02:59:38 PM

FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."


THIS!!!

Also, here was my first thought on the matter: "Oh, so shes getting a failing grade in the class, so now it is time to stretch the truth of the story to deflect her failing grade...so when mommy and daddy see your "F" you can blame it on the teacher because you got him in trouble, and now he is punishing you..."
 
2013-05-21 03:01:25 PM
This is exactly why I always use my penis when I want to teach school children about phallic symbols.
 
2013-05-21 03:05:55 PM
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/just to make sure all the bases are covered
 
2013-05-21 03:06:56 PM
Sometimes a banana is just a banana...  and sometimes it's a cute dog that will hump your leg :-)  :-p
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2013-05-21 03:10:41 PM
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Banana Dong!
 
2013-05-21 03:25:59 PM
 
2013-05-21 03:29:25 PM
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2013-05-21 03:29:44 PM
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2013-05-21 03:32:24 PM
*shakes tiny banana*
 
2013-05-21 03:35:06 PM
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2013-05-21 03:35:10 PM
We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe again.
 
2013-05-21 03:35:50 PM
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2013-05-21 03:36:33 PM
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Let's get this one out of the way.
 
2013-05-21 03:36:53 PM
Bananas and my penis.
Quite possibly, the world's perfect food.
 
2013-05-21 03:38:19 PM
We need to Foster more trust between students and faculty.
 
2013-05-21 03:38:22 PM
Make sure to teach them to squeeze those lemons till the juice runs down your leg too dude.

It's not all about the banana.
 
2013-05-21 03:38:29 PM

Endive Wombat: FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."

THIS!!!

Also, here was my first thought on the matter: "Oh, so shes getting a failing grade in the class, so now it is time to stretch the truth of the story to deflect her failing grade...so when mommy and daddy see your "F" you can blame it on the teacher because you got him in trouble, and now he is punishing you..."


What moron high school teacher thinks he can teach a class about phallusses and NOT get in trouble. That's just begging for prison time.

Sorry - lemme fix that - "What moron MALE high school teacher thinks..."
 
2013-05-21 03:38:40 PM
a lot of my family and friends say i should become a teacher.  then i tell them the horror stories of education nowadays.  then they remember school isnt what they remember it to be and realize why I dont want to.
 
2013-05-21 03:39:50 PM
FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."

This, whiny gen Y snowflakes will turn this country into a nanny state........because these children can't take care of themselves.
 
2013-05-21 03:39:57 PM
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2013-05-21 03:41:33 PM
Attention female teachers: Please refrain from passing out dried peaches to your students.
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Sincerely,
The School Board
 
2013-05-21 03:41:36 PM
 
2013-05-21 03:41:51 PM
Imagine if he held it in his hand, pointed it at her and said "Bang." He'd be on death row.
 
2013-05-21 03:42:04 PM

noitsnot: Endive Wombat: FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."

THIS!!!

Also, here was my first thought on the matter: "Oh, so shes getting a failing grade in the class, so now it is time to stretch the truth of the story to deflect her failing grade...so when mommy and daddy see your "F" you can blame it on the teacher because you got him in trouble, and now he is punishing you..."

What moron high school teacher thinks he can teach a class about phallusses and NOT get in trouble. That's just begging for prison time.

Sorry - lemme fix that - "What moron MALE high school teacher thinks..."


I would have thought the "male" part was sufficiently noted by "he"...
 
2013-05-21 03:42:55 PM
This seems to be an overreaction.
 
2013-05-21 03:44:07 PM
She is lucky he didn't get her attention with an English Cucumber.  Would've broke her neck or choked her.
 
2013-05-21 03:46:01 PM
I guess he'll have to stick to rubbing them down with kiwis.
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2013-05-21 03:46:14 PM

Citrate1007: FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."

This, whiny gen Y snowflakes will turn this country into a nanny state........because these children can't take care of themselves.


It's a high school. Even is it's a senior class, odds are half the students will not be 18 yet. If you are an adult male in an authority position, do not direct any attention on a student that is sexual in nature, unless you like prison. This class was a horrible, horrible idea.
 
2013-05-21 03:46:29 PM

Marcus Aurelius: "That is disgusting, very disgusting," said the grandmother of a student at the school. "I don't think he should be allowed to teach kids. You don't do stuff like that and get away with it."

So Grandma thought "banana" was a euphemism.  That's adorable.


THIS^

Was the banana skin peeled back?
 
2013-05-21 03:46:40 PM
I smell appeal.
 
2013-05-21 03:48:02 PM

FlashHarry: if you're easily embarrassed, perhaps you shouldn't be taking a college-level lecture on "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."



No one should pay for taking a class like that.
 
2013-05-21 03:48:04 PM
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Somebody gonna get hand banana penis rapey-raped.
 
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