ArgusRun: So an anti-marriage equality devout catholic kills himself in a cathedral in protest over France legalizing gay marriage. I don't think anyone has ever failed more at reading comprehension. Suicide is literally the only sin than cannot be forgiven. NO confession, no penance.The biggest knob gobbler in France has a better chance at dining at the left hand of Jesus that this douche.
kbronsito: Vectron:White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.
NallTWD: Totally a contender for wordplay headline of the year right here.
Eve L. Koont: FTA: "There certainly have to be new actions, spectacular and symbolic, to shake up the sleepiness, to shake the numbed consciences and wake up the memory of our origins," the blog said. "We're entering into a time when words must be authenticated by actions."Spectacular!!/what a drama queen.
flondrix: How did a European get a hold of a gun?
dj_bigbird: I'm not sure why he's worried about an Islamist takeover of Europe, you know THEY will ban gay marriage.
generallyso: I was going to ask what a "right-wing historian" is until the line about him being a homophobe and Islamophobe provided clarification.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Some babies are assholes.
Snort: For every bad pun in a headline, God kills a puppy.
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