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(WLKY Louisville)   Man kills self in Notre Dame cathedral in Paris. Tour guide not surprised, says he had a hunch back at the bell tower   (wlky.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-21 07:10:07 PM
5 votes:
Vectron:

White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.


Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.
2013-05-21 04:25:59 PM
5 votes:
So an anti-marriage equality devout catholic kills himself in a cathedral in protest over France legalizing gay marriage.   I don't think anyone has ever failed more at reading comprehension.  Suicide is literally the only sin than cannot be forgiven.  NO confession, no penance.

The biggest knob gobbler in France has a better chance at dining at the left hand of Jesus that this douche.
2013-05-21 05:22:23 PM
3 votes:

ArgusRun: So an anti-marriage equality devout catholic kills himself in a cathedral in protest over France legalizing gay marriage.   I don't think anyone has ever failed more at reading comprehension.  Suicide is literally the only sin than cannot be forgiven.  NO confession, no penance.

The biggest knob gobbler in France has a better chance at dining at the left hand of Jesus that this douche.


If he was willing to blow his brains out because two guys could get married, then he obviously had some major issues. I guess that since gay marriage wasn't outlawed in France anymore, there was nothing to keep him from giving in to his lust for hot man ass and took the easy way out.

One can hope that Fred Phelps and his clan decide to make this their new form of protest.
2013-05-21 04:24:26 PM
3 votes:
Far-Right Ultracatholic = Heavily-Closeted Ultrahypocrite.

He died as he lived, as a massive embarrassment.
2013-05-21 04:19:13 PM
3 votes:
Totally a contender for wordplay headline of the year right here.
2013-05-21 07:35:55 PM
2 votes:

kbronsito: Vectron:

White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.


Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.


Every year our Norwegian buddies in Poulsbo (Viking city)  don their horns and light bonfires to celebrate their heritage of rape and pillage.http://http://www.vikingfest.org/parade.htm
No one minds. The food is good.
2013-05-21 04:49:12 PM
2 votes:

NallTWD: Totally a contender for wordplay headline of the year right here.


I said "anti-gay-marriage advocate leaves man at the altar"
2013-05-21 04:38:23 PM
2 votes:
Nothing shows your respect for traditional marriage more than blowing your face off in a church full of children.
2013-05-21 04:33:11 PM
2 votes:

ArgusRun: So an anti-marriage equality devout catholic kills himself in a cathedral in protest over France legalizing gay marriage.   I don't think anyone has ever failed more at reading comprehension.  Suicide is literally the only sin than cannot be forgiven.  NO confession, no penance.

The biggest knob gobbler in France has a better chance at dining at the left hand of Jesus that this douche.


It's such a no-no that in medieval times if someone wanted to kill themselves the preferred method was to drown a baby.  The thinking was, the baby has not yet committed any sins and will go straight to heaven and before the court/mob murders you they have to offer you a priest to whom you can confess all your sins.  Which means you die forgiven and *also* go to heaven.

Religion is weird.

/Catholic
//first to admit religion can be really weird
2013-05-21 04:26:21 PM
2 votes:
He sounds conflicted.   FTA:

"has lashed out against same-sex marriage"

AND?

"future Islamist takeover of France"

/I'm confused
2013-05-21 04:23:59 PM
2 votes:
I'm not sure why he's worried about an Islamist takeover of Europe, you know THEY will ban gay marriage.
2013-05-21 08:18:41 PM
1 votes:

Eve L. Koont: FTA: "There certainly have to be new actions, spectacular and symbolic, to shake up the sleepiness, to shake the numbed consciences and wake up the memory of our origins," the blog said. "We're entering into a time when words must be authenticated by actions."

Spectacular!!
/what a drama queen.


Basically. I love how self-important the person who coined that utterance must feel, that he thinks only his stark self-sacrifice will allow all us lotus-eaters to come to our senses and become proper bigots, as society intended, when it comes to same-sex marriage.

He was a 72-year-old unable to deal with change. "Adapt or die."
2013-05-21 08:14:06 PM
1 votes:

kbronsito: Vectron:

White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.


Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.


Especially if that oppression means that they have to watch someone else get married to a partner of which they don't, themselves, approve. "I can't bear the thought of two men or two women getting married, and so to express my outrage, I'll write some flowery prose, selfishly kill myself, and resign myself to the dustbin of history while white supremacist chuckleheads interpret my stupidity as 'white people celebrating and preserving their heritage.'"

What a mook.
2013-05-21 06:13:38 PM
1 votes:
i heard he nattered aim-lessly on his blog.  since he was more elder-ly he just spared his detractors from a couple years of more inanity.

/amidoinitrite?
2013-05-21 05:58:11 PM
1 votes:

flondrix: How did a European get a hold of a gun?


Either from Uri, or maybe stolen from a poofter.

static.guim.co.uk
2013-05-21 05:33:54 PM
1 votes:
"On his blog, Venner has lashed out against same-sex marriage and what he called a future Islamist takeover of France."

"...the man placed a letter on the altar and then shot himself..."


No loss here.
2013-05-21 05:33:23 PM
1 votes:

dj_bigbird: I'm not sure why he's worried about an Islamist takeover of Europe, you know THEY will ban gay marriage.


Believe it or not, this had occurred to him.

In his final blog post, he quoted an Algerian blogger predicting Islamists would rule France within 15 years, overturning the new law on same-sex marriage.
 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22617577
2013-05-21 05:13:38 PM
1 votes:
now if only all of them would do that.  and then somehow clean up after themselves.
2013-05-21 04:53:39 PM
1 votes:
content7.flixster.com
2013-05-21 04:48:42 PM
1 votes:

generallyso: I was going to ask what a "right-wing historian" is until the line about him being a homophobe and Islamophobe provided clarification.


Yep.

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...and please continue to do it at historical landmarks, not only does this attract attention, but romanticizes it. With any luck, you'll convince a few more scumbags to kill themselves, and we'll get a domino effect.
2013-05-21 04:41:24 PM
1 votes:
On his blog, Venner has lashed out against same-sex marriage and what he called a future Islamist takeover of France.

 Self correcting problem.
2013-05-21 04:38:11 PM
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Some babies are assholes.


Are you suggesting that some are NOT assholes?
2013-05-21 04:34:31 PM
1 votes:
I was going to ask what a "right-wing historian" is until the line about him being a homophobe and Islamophobe provided clarification.
2013-05-21 04:28:28 PM
1 votes:
Even in the headlines we can find no sanctuary.

I blame subby's quasi-mojo.
2013-05-21 04:27:20 PM
1 votes:

Snort: For every bad pun in a headline, God kills a puppy.


you sound Quasi-mad-o

/sorry little puppy, but I had to
2013-05-21 04:26:05 PM
1 votes:
Because if there's one things Muslims love, it's homosexuality...
2013-05-21 04:22:08 PM
1 votes:
if it was political... he should have set himself on fire instead of taking the easy way out. DIAF you wuss!
2013-05-21 04:19:52 PM
1 votes:
I didn't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell. Also, he's a dead ringer for his brother.
 
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