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(WLKY Louisville)   Man kills self in Notre Dame cathedral in Paris. Tour guide not surprised, says he had a hunch back at the bell tower   (wlky.com) divider line 121
    More: Sad, Notre Dame Cathedral, Le Monde, French capital, European population, Marine Le Pen  
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2013-05-21 08:44:38 PM

shazbotuh: "On his blog, Venner has lashed out against same-sex marriage and what he called a future Islamist takeover of France."

"...the man placed a letter on the altar and then shot himself..."


No loss here.


If France was starting to come under Islamic rule, then why would gay marriage get legalized there?

Obviously, logic wasn't his strong suit: he was so afraid of France being ruled under Sharia Law, but was obsessed with making France a theocracy.
 
2013-05-21 08:51:01 PM
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2013-05-21 09:07:06 PM

kbronsito: Vectron:

White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.

Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.


But the Mexicans have Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get drunk and celebrate their heritage.  Oh wait, that is an excuse for white people to get drunk and don sombreros.
 
2013-05-21 09:10:28 PM
So Right Wingers are really mentally ill? Yes?
 
2013-05-21 10:28:44 PM
You can't shut down Notre Dame. I need that happiness and faith!
 
2013-05-21 10:34:33 PM
Beautiful headline.
 
2013-05-21 11:12:49 PM

scottydoesntknow: unchellmatt: There was a guy who had no arms, got a job ringing the bell at the cathedral. He couldn't pull the bell, so you know, he'd just head butt them.

One day, in order to impress the priests, he really went at it. Knocked himself out stone cold and fell from the tower. Someone asked the priest if he knew who the guy was. "I don't remember his name, but his face rings a bell."

The next day, the dead bell ringer's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.

The same two guys walk by.

The first asks, "Do you know him?"

The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."


He was actually a triplet. The same with the arms. They lead him up to the tower and what should happen? He falls and dies.

The same two guys walk by.

The first asks, "Do you know him?"

The second guy responds, "No but I hear he was a real chimer with the ladies."
 
2013-05-21 11:22:32 PM

FormlessOne: But, we do celebrate "White Heritage Month" - 11 months out of the year... that's kind of the problem, really.


 Not entirely accurate. Take a look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commemorative_months
 
2013-05-21 11:27:19 PM

FormlessOne: But, we do celebrate "White Heritage Month" - 11 months out of the year... that's kind of the problem, really.


Meh. This list might be better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_observances_in_the_United_State s_ by_presidential_proclamation#Special_months_recognized_by_presidential _proclamation
 
2013-05-21 11:27:32 PM

saturn badger: FormlessOne: But, we do celebrate "White Heritage Month" - 11 months out of the year... that's kind of the problem, really.

 Not entirely accurate. Take a look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commemorative_months


...and the point goes by so fast the tinfoil hat crowd doesn't get time to freak out about the contrail poisoning....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-22 12:09:10 AM
Subby should have held out and posted it on hump day
 
2013-05-22 12:35:31 AM

FormlessOne: saturn badger: FormlessOne: But, we do celebrate "White Heritage Month" - 11 months out of the year... that's kind of the problem, really.

 Not entirely accurate. Take a look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commemorative_months

...and the point goes by so fast the tinfoil hat crowd doesn't get time to freak out about the contrail poisoning....


Ah, man, that was a bit harsh. A simple whoosh would have done it.
 
2013-05-22 12:38:55 AM
FormlessOne:
But, we do celebrate "White Heritage Month" - 11 months out of the year... that's kind of the problem, really.

Do go on.
"The modern world is (was) white, so you celebrate by existing"?  That's a pretty crappy way to celebrate.
 
2013-05-22 01:31:37 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: shazbotuh: "On his blog, Venner has lashed out against same-sex marriage and what he called a future Islamist takeover of France."

"...the man placed a letter on the altar and then shot himself..."


No loss here.

If France was starting to come under Islamic rule, then why would gay marriage get legalized there?

Obviously, logic wasn't his strong suit: he was so afraid of France being ruled under Sharia Law, but was obsessed with making France a theocracy.


Logic is not the strong suit of anyone who ascribes to these kinds of theories, you'll have noticed by now.
 
2013-05-22 01:37:03 AM
"Says here that Notre Dame means 'Our Lady.'"

"Right woman..."

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

"Wrong head."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

/Couldn't figure out play on his anti-gay stance, the fact that he put a gun barrel in his mouth, and "the French Art" (what they call fellatio)
 
2013-05-22 03:25:45 AM

FormlessOne: ...and the point goes by so fast the tinfoil hat crowd doesn't get time to freak out about the contrail poisoning....


See, thats why conspiracy theories about 9/11 are the REAL conspiracy.

i18.photobucket.com

They don't want you to know about how hot the Chemtrail tanks burned in those buildings.
 
2013-05-22 06:12:32 AM
Why don't we celebrate Able-Bodied people's achievements? 

Why don't we have a special Olympics for people with an IQ well above 70 and hand out medals to all of the participants?

Where's the Straight Pride parade?

Where's the State School for the Sighted and Hearing?

Get those first, then we can talk White History Month.
 
2013-05-22 07:57:00 AM
Excellent, Subby!
 
2013-05-22 09:07:24 AM
"Mortuary, mortuary!"
 
2013-05-22 09:24:08 AM

addy2: kbronsito: Vectron:

White people celebrating and preserving their heritage = far right wing, racist hater, homophobe, Jebus rode dinosaurs.


Irish people have parades on St. Patrick's to get drunk and celebrate their heritage... Italians do it on Columbus Day (Ok... maybe these aren't the best examples of white, since racist ass white people didn't want to count them for a few generations). But German Americans get the Steuben parade which was even featured on Ferris Bueller... an iconic American film. Basically every Scandinavian and Eastern European country has some festival or parade around the cities where their immigrant communities formed in Canada and America. But yeah... white people, they just can't catch a break or celebrate their heritage. My heart weeps for the oppression they endure.

Every year our Norwegian buddies in Poulsbo (Viking city)  don their horns and light bonfires to celebrate their heritage of rape and pillage.http://http://www.vikingfest.org/parade.htm
No one minds. The food is good.


When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a viking. I even had a helment and everything. But then came the day when I realized that there wasn't much demand for vikings in the job market (specially short hispanic ones).

:(
 
2013-05-22 10:07:36 AM

Gyrfalcon: FuryOfFirestorm: shazbotuh: "On his blog, Venner has lashed out against same-sex marriage and what he called a future Islamist takeover of France."

"...the man placed a letter on the altar and then shot himself..."


No loss here.

If France was starting to come under Islamic rule, then why would gay marriage get legalized there?

Obviously, logic wasn't his strong suit: he was so afraid of France being ruled under Sharia Law, but was obsessed with making France a theocracy.

Logic is not the strong suit of anyone who ascribes to these kinds of theories, you'll have noticed by now.


He wasn't Catholic.  I know it's Fark and all, but comments should not stem from total ignorance.
 
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