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(Yahoo)   Want to buy a blood sample that came from Mahatma Gandhi? It is up for auction in London   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 29
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2013-05-21 01:37:47 PM  
I could clone an army of Ghandis?  Yay!

Rise up and Kill, My minions!
 
2013-05-21 01:59:06 PM  
do they have any of Hitler's blood?
 
2013-05-21 02:05:32 PM  
I thought at first the blood "sample" came from the clubs the South African authorities used on his skull back in the 19th century. That would sort of be like the roman spear that killed Christ up for sale, if I could make such a sacriligious comparison.
 
2013-05-21 03:08:11 PM  

kbronsito: do they have any of Hitler's blood?


Yes.

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2013-05-21 03:27:26 PM  

EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis?  Yay!

Rise up and Kill, My minions!


caffeine-fueled.com
 
2013-05-21 03:29:02 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-21 03:30:49 PM  
www.seriessub.com
 
2013-05-21 03:33:56 PM  
Are they sure?

Oh, positive.
 
2013-05-21 03:34:24 PM  
I can sell you some Hitler blood.  Just gonna round up a sample.
Oops, cut too deep.

 So much blood.

Getting weak.                    Somebody call 91...

Dies ist das ende, mein einziger freund, das ende.
 
2013-05-21 03:34:43 PM  
"To Gandhi devotees, it has the same status as a sacred relic to a Christian," said Richard Westwood-Brookes, a historical documents expert at Mullock's auctioneers which is selling the item.

This seems like a really poor comparison. Also Gandhi was real.
 
2013-05-21 03:35:47 PM  

Anayalator: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x248]


I'm upgrading to first class on my ticket to Hell for laughing so hard at this...
 
2013-05-21 03:36:22 PM  

EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis?  Yay!

Rise up and Kill, My minions!


Welcome to Jurrasic Ghandi.
 
2013-05-21 03:43:26 PM  

Cagey B: "To Gandhi devotees, it has the same status as a sacred relic to a Christian," said Richard Westwood-Brookes, a historical documents expert at Mullock's auctioneers which is selling the item.

This seems like a really poor comparison. Also Gandhi was real.


A real racist and a real pedophile. Yea for a "real" guy.
 
2013-05-21 03:54:37 PM  
Finally, the last ingredient of my new cocktail recipe: The Bloody Ghandi.
 
2013-05-21 03:55:38 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis?  Yay!

Rise up and Kill, My minions!

Welcome to Jurrasic Ghandi.


Man destroys Ghandi. Man creates Ghandi. Ghandi....eats man.
 
2013-05-21 03:59:03 PM  
Arise, Derpentor, Arise!
 
2013-05-21 04:04:36 PM  

I love Ghandi!

But a mysterious shadowy group of men out bid for his DNA.

upload.wikimedia.org

I had to settle for a cheap knock-off of S.J. Perlman, who admittedly looks like Ghandi and is a lot of fun but is not as funny as the time that Groucho Marx and Mahatma Ghandi went to the fancy dress party as each other.

Fun Fact: Groucho Marx did not have a Groucho Marx moustache.

It was painted on with grease paint. But S.J. Perlman, the author of Duck Soup, did have the moustache. And the 'tude. And the wit. He had a great way with words and names. One of his best is creating an imaginary New England town named No Sparrow Falls. Perfect. It's folksy, sounds like a Puritan picked it out of the Bible with a key, and is delightfully, sweetly ironic. Pure S.J. Perlman at his best.


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I could go as Mahatma Ghandi again, but people
must be getting tired of that schtick.
And forget about Groucho Marx.
I'm a shoo-in to win the Booby Prize again.
People think it's funny to make fun of the comic.
 
2013-05-21 04:20:18 PM  

kbronsito: do they have any of Hitler's blood?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

That's the reason we ... ENGHTH...they lost the war. Lack of science!
 
2013-05-21 04:52:41 PM  

Cagey B: Also Gandhi was real.


So were the saints and knights that relics are typically taken from.
 
2013-05-21 05:04:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: kbronsito: do they have any of Hitler's blood?

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 233x302]

That's the reason we ... ENGHTH...they lost the war. Lack of science!


/Also, yes.
 
2013-05-21 06:33:00 PM  

phlegmmo: Are they sure?

Oh, positive.


Is your name Billy Rubin?
 
2013-05-21 06:38:59 PM  

awalkingecho: So were the saints and knights that relics are typically taken from.


I have one of Saint Christopher's toenails that I take with me whenever I travel. Sorry, Satan...you can't crash MY plane!
 
2013-05-21 06:54:16 PM  

phlegmmo: Are they sure?

Oh, positive.


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2013-05-21 07:41:40 PM  

darth_badger: [www.seriessub.com image 400x297]


Don't eyeball me, boy.
 
2013-05-21 08:27:36 PM  
1. Why would anyone buy this?
2. Why would anyone HAVE this?
 
2013-05-21 08:36:16 PM  

Gyrfalcon: 1. Why would anyone buy this?


The same reason I went to the store in the middle of the evening last Halloween while the trick-or-treaters were out. I was all out of Gandhi.
 
2013-05-21 09:08:12 PM  

Cagey B: Gyrfalcon: 1. Why would anyone buy this?

The same reason I went to the store in the middle of the evening last Halloween while the trick-or-treaters were out. I was all out of Gandhi.


The bell-ringers are over in the Notre Dame thread. Swing on by that one, punster.
 
2013-05-22 02:17:24 AM  

Fano: EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis?  Yay!

Rise up and Kill, My minions!


I see Im not the only Civ player.
 
2013-05-22 07:57:38 AM  
Can I get a vial of Martin Luther King Jr.'s blood too??

Because then this could happen.
 
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