kbronsito: do they have any of Hitler's blood?
EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis? Yay!Rise up and Kill, My minions!
Anayalator: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 194x248]
Cagey B: "To Gandhi devotees, it has the same status as a sacred relic to a Christian," said Richard Westwood-Brookes, a historical documents expert at Mullock's auctioneers which is selling the item.This seems like a really poor comparison. Also Gandhi was real.
DarkSoulNoHope: EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis? Yay!Rise up and Kill, My minions!Welcome to Jurrasic Ghandi.
I love Ghandi!But a mysterious shadowy group of men out bid for his DNA.I had to settle for a cheap knock-off of S.J. Perlman, who admittedly looks like Ghandi and is a lot of fun but is not as funny as the time that Groucho Marx and Mahatma Ghandi went to the fancy dress party as each other.Fun Fact: Groucho Marx did not have a Groucho Marx moustache.It was painted on with grease paint. But S.J. Perlman, the author of Duck Soup, did have the moustache. And the 'tude. And the wit. He had a great way with words and names. One of his best is creating an imaginary New England town named No Sparrow Falls. Perfect. It's folksy, sounds like a Puritan picked it out of the Bible with a key, and is delightfully, sweetly ironic. Pure S.J. Perlman at his best.
I could go as Mahatma Ghandi again, but peoplemust be getting tired of that schtick.And forget about Groucho Marx.I'm a shoo-in to win the Booby Prize again.People think it's funny to make fun of the comic.
Cagey B: Also Gandhi was real.
hardinparamedic: kbronsito: do they have any of Hitler's blood?[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 233x302]That's the reason we ... ENGHTH...they lost the war. Lack of science!
phlegmmo: Are they sure?Oh, positive.
awalkingecho: So were the saints and knights that relics are typically taken from.
darth_badger: [www.seriessub.com image 400x297]
Gyrfalcon: 1. Why would anyone buy this?
Cagey B: Gyrfalcon: 1. Why would anyone buy this?The same reason I went to the store in the middle of the evening last Halloween while the trick-or-treaters were out. I was all out of Gandhi.
Fano: EvilEgg: I could clone an army of Ghandis? Yay!Rise up and Kill, My minions!
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