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(Opposing Views)   You can do a lot of bad things as a priest and hang on to your job. Plagiarizing sermons from sermons.com is not one of them   (opposingviews.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-21 11:30:46 AM
3 votes:
Write your own sermons?
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2013-05-21 10:46:48 AM
3 votes:

remus: But, it's still ok to diddle the little boys?


altarboys.cum is much less litigious.
2013-05-21 12:32:16 PM
2 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: our priest was a hard-drinking Aussie who frequently plagiarized his own sermons.


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2013-05-21 11:52:10 AM
2 votes:
They caught him when he started his new sermon about his personal trials growing up as a small black woman in Mississippi.
2013-05-21 11:26:34 AM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: What? Priests can't borrow sermons from other priests? What freaking ever.


I know, they stole the entire Torah from the Jews, but they can't borrow from each other?
2013-05-21 11:09:54 AM
2 votes:
On a serious note, how can you steal the Word of God?  I mean, I don't think He's suing for copyright infringement.  The other Priests didn't create those sermons, they were inspired by God, so He's the only one that can file a lawsuit.  Right?  I don't think God is litigious as much as liturgical.
2013-05-21 01:46:37 PM
1 votes:

phalamir: remus: I don't think God is litigious as much as liturgical.

Then you are totally unfamiliar with the Church Councils in Late Antiquity


Not sure about that.  I can't see how God could possibly get litigious.  For starters, where would he get a Lawyer?  It's not like he has any around.
2013-05-21 12:39:46 PM
1 votes:
The congregation knew something was wrong when he started the sermon with "H, T, T, P, dot, W, W, W, dot...
2013-05-21 12:27:45 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: They caught him when he started his new sermon about his personal trials growing up as a small black woman in Mississippi.


Today's sermon: "the Lord loves a workin' man." Next week: "don't never ever trust Whitey."
2013-05-21 12:02:32 PM
1 votes:

Fizpez: FARK rebel soldier: I know RTA is a sin in the One Holy Apostolic and Catholic Church of the People's Republic of Farkistan, but you all seem to be missing something here: The guy is a priest with the Episcopal Church, and I don't seem to remember the Episcopal priests molesting my ass when I was a boy.

None of that matters one bit - the word priest brings a Pavlovian response from a significant fraction of Farkistan - reading the story would be an inconvenient speed bump on their way to making the required pithy comment.


During my short stint playing bass for a Wednesday night Episcopal service, our priest was a hard-drinking Aussie who frequently plagiarized his own sermons. He could make a two-sermon series last for months.

/But he always bought a round at Fridays afterwards
//CSB off
2013-05-21 11:52:13 AM
1 votes:
God called and said, if Sony gets involved, I'm sorry but you're on your own.
2013-05-21 11:38:54 AM
1 votes:
I'm a used book dealer and one of the harder things to move was a ten volume collection called "500 sermons", or at least I think that's the title. It was a few years ago.

It was the time I balanced a history of doing drug deals in bookstore parking lots with doing a book deal in a drugstore parking lot.
2013-05-21 11:29:37 AM
1 votes:

remus: I don't think God is litigious as much as liturgical.


Then you are totally unfamiliar with the Church Councils in Late Antiquity

RedPhoenix122: they stole the entire Torah from the Jews


No, no; the Jews weren't using it in the correct Indo-European manner, so it needed to be removed from their dirty, dirty, Semitic hands
2013-05-21 10:57:08 AM
1 votes:
What? Priests can't borrow sermons from other priests? What freaking ever.
 
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