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2013-05-21 10:06:17 AM
Still not as bad as bronies, sorry
 
2013-05-21 10:07:23 AM
Cat beard? Is this like where you go out with a woman so no one knows about your sexual attraction to cats?
 
2013-05-21 10:08:19 AM
I'm going to do it with my dog.
 
2013-05-21 10:08:36 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry


t6ak.roblox.com
 
2013-05-21 10:09:53 AM
My cats now have a new purpose. Hurray!!!
 
2013-05-21 10:10:33 AM
www.niagroupstl.com
 
2013-05-21 10:11:31 AM
I have 3 long haired cats, one thats really really fluffy.  My evening is now planned.
 
2013-05-21 10:11:46 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


Out of context, this statement is hilariously disturbing.
 
2013-05-21 10:13:13 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


That sounds kinky.
 
2013-05-21 10:14:07 AM
If you do this with your cat, no type of beard will fool anyone.
 
2013-05-21 10:17:43 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


Just don't do it in front of a daycare
 
2013-05-21 10:18:45 AM
What makes a cat want to do that? Catnip? Scritchy-scratchy? Catnip AND scritchy-scratchy?
 
2013-05-21 10:19:03 AM
Let me think about this...strokes pussy
 
2013-05-21 10:19:19 AM
I don't even...
 
2013-05-21 10:20:35 AM
Do you live in Oregon? I hear that its legal there.
 
2013-05-21 10:22:34 AM

Luminiferous Aether: What makes a cat want to do that? Catnip? Scritchy-scratchy? Catnip AND scritchy-scratchy?


My plan is to hold them by their arms so they cant move them, right under my chin, while the mrs taunts them with some delicious morsels above.  Hopefully we get a good picture before I bleed out.
 
2013-05-21 10:24:17 AM
The 4th one is excellent.
 
2013-05-21 10:24:23 AM
Hmmm my phone didn't quote the dog comment. Now farkers are going to think I'm as dumb as I look.


Even without a cat beard.
 
2013-05-21 10:28:03 AM
Those were funny, would be good for Farks Caturday.
 
2013-05-21 10:28:31 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry


Or furries.  But then, this is a partial furry
 
2013-05-21 10:33:59 AM
I didn't have enough pictures of my cats yet.  What a great opportunity.
 
2013-05-21 10:35:44 AM
One of my friends put up one of these as her Facebook profile pic last night. I didn't realize it was a meme.

Makes everyone look like Grumpy Cat. :)
 
2013-05-21 10:36:00 AM

sharbear: Those were funny, would be good for Farks Caturday.


If you pay $5 you get Caturday on Fursday
 
2013-05-21 10:40:28 AM
Cat hag
 
2013-05-21 10:41:26 AM

Bravo Two: IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry

t6ak.roblox.com


i135.photobucket.com

Laugh all ya want, as long as ya get in line

 
2013-05-21 10:41:41 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry


THIS!
 
2013-05-21 10:41:44 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


So... you'll be in your Lab?
 
2013-05-21 10:48:52 AM

jfivealive: Luminiferous Aether: What makes a cat want to do that? Catnip? Scritchy-scratchy? Catnip AND scritchy-scratchy?

My plan is to hold them by their arms so they cant move them, right under my chin, while the mrs taunts them with some delicious morsels above.  Hopefully we get a good picture before I bleed out.


Silly, you don't need anything to do get a cat to do that.  It's just what it looks like when you own a cat, and try and read something important on any laptop device, from the point of view of the webcam.  All you need is to turn on your webcam, and start doing something critical, like taking an online time test, and your cat will promptly place itself in the appropriate position to disrupt you.
 
2013-05-21 10:49:46 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry


So true.
 
2013-05-21 10:57:31 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry


Yeah... good luck with this. You'll be hard-pressed to get anything other than "Oh look... another non-brony is trying to engage. How cute."

And, don't apologize... It's OK. We're still going to love and tolerate the $#!+ out of you.
 
2013-05-21 11:00:47 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-21 11:02:42 AM
I'll withhold my opinion until rule 34 is invoked.
 
2013-05-21 11:05:51 AM

ERNesbitt: IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry

Yeah... good luck with this. You'll be hard-pressed to get anything other than "Oh look... another non-brony is trying to engage. How cute."

And, don't apologize... It's OK. We're still going to love and tolerate the $#!+ out of you.


What amuses me is they think the bronies care. They are in the same position as furries five years ago; hating on them is so common that there isn't a single variety of troll they haven't seen a hundred times by now.

The secret to trolling is to find someone who is insecure about themselves, and hit them in a sensitive spot. That's why politics is so easy; most people aren't as secure in their political beliefs as they pretend, and don't like being questioned, because then they'd have to start questioning themselves.

Bronies publicly admit allegiance to a cartoon show for little girls. There is no way you'd do that if you had any insecurity whatsoever. You don't make fun of the guy who watches purple unicorns for being un-masculine, you make fun of the guy with the Humvee, because HE's the one who cares how macho people think he is.
 
2013-05-21 11:12:54 AM
This is the dumbest shiat ever.

/hold on I have to go take a picture of something.
 
2013-05-21 11:16:12 AM

WhippingBoy: Cat beard? Is this like where you go out with a woman so no one knows about your sexual attraction to cats?


No it's that thing where a midget dresses up in a cat costume and....

/RIP Stefon
 
2013-05-21 11:21:46 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-21 11:27:51 AM

tricycleracer: Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.

So... you'll be in your Lab?



who-is-awesome.com
 
2013-05-21 11:34:12 AM
No, that is not the craziest thing I have seen on the internet.  I've seen Tanning Mom's song video.
 
2013-05-21 11:40:56 AM

Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.


It's been done.

i1.ytimg.com

/moustache fart
 
2013-05-21 11:51:14 AM

Wade_Wilson: ERNesbitt: IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry

Yeah... good luck with this. You'll be hard-pressed to get anything other than "Oh look... another non-brony is trying to engage. How cute."

And, don't apologize... It's OK. We're still going to love and tolerate the $#!+ out of you.

What amuses me is they think the bronies care. They are in the same position as furries five years ago; hating on them is so common that there isn't a single variety of troll they haven't seen a hundred times by now.

The secret to trolling is to find someone who is insecure about themselves, and hit them in a sensitive spot. That's why politics is so easy; most people aren't as secure in their political beliefs as they pretend, and don't like being questioned, because then they'd have to start questioning themselves.

Bronies publicly admit allegiance to a cartoon show for little girls. There is no way you'd do that if you had any insecurity whatsoever. You don't make fun of the guy who watches purple unicorns for being un-masculine, you make fun of the guy with the Humvee, because HE's the one who cares how macho people think he is.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-05-21 11:51:32 AM
Oh god... I can see the SO trying this now.  Thanks a lot internet!
 
2013-05-21 11:56:02 AM

Wade_Wilson: ERNesbitt: IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry

Yeah... good luck with this. You'll be hard-pressed to get anything other than "Oh look... another non-brony is trying to engage. How cute."

And, don't apologize... It's OK. We're still going to love and tolerate the $#!+ out of you.

What amuses me is they think the bronies care. They are in the same position as furries five years ago; hating on them is so common that there isn't a single variety of troll they haven't seen a hundred times by now.

The secret to trolling is to find someone who is insecure about themselves, and hit them in a sensitive spot. That's why politics is so easy; most people aren't as secure in their political beliefs as they pretend, and don't like being questioned, because then they'd have to start questioning themselves.

Bronies publicly admit allegiance to a cartoon show for little girls. There is no way you'd do that if you had any insecurity whatsoever. You don't make fun of the guy who watches purple unicorns for being un-masculine, you make fun of the guy with the Humvee, because HE's the one who cares how macho people think he is.


I think you're right about the security thing.

It takes a lot of guts to publicly admit that you fantasize about anthropomorphized cartoon ponies while masturbating.
 
2013-05-21 12:01:20 PM

WhoGAS: Rigger1955: I'm going to do it with my dog.

Out of context, this statement is hilariously disturbing.


This is Fark, and as such I will assume he meant it as it sounds, and accordingly I will scrub that thought out of mah brain with lots of bourbon.
 
2013-05-21 12:02:01 PM
My wife caught my dog giving me a beard extension:

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2013-05-21 12:05:31 PM

JesseL: My wife caught my dog giving me a beard extension:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 640x480]


Is beard extension code word for peanut butter on the man parts?
 
2013-05-21 12:07:28 PM

HatMadeOfAss: JesseL: My wife caught my dog giving me a beard extension:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 640x480]

Is beard extension code word for peanut butter on the man parts?


I have no comment at this time.
 
2013-05-21 12:16:51 PM
Millions of years of human evolution and the species struggling to survive and reaching for the stars and we come to this...must be a sign of the impending apocalypse
 
2013-05-21 12:44:40 PM
Kitteh chins are nice to pet because kittehs love it, and will always raise their heads for you. But there is such a thing as going too far.
 
2013-05-21 12:56:08 PM
i86.photobucket.com

/not mine
 
2013-05-21 01:03:47 PM

Wade_Wilson: ERNesbitt: IdBeCrazyIf: Still not as bad as bronies, sorry

Yeah... good luck with this. You'll be hard-pressed to get anything other than "Oh look... another non-brony is trying to engage. How cute."

And, don't apologize... It's OK. We're still going to love and tolerate the $#!+ out of you.

What amuses me is they think the bronies care. They are in the same position as furries five years ago; hating on them is so common that there isn't a single variety of troll they haven't seen a hundred times by now.

The secret to trolling is to find someone who is insecure about themselves, and hit them in a sensitive spot. That's why politics is so easy; most people aren't as secure in their political beliefs as they pretend, and don't like being questioned, because then they'd have to start questioning themselves.

Bronies publicly admit allegiance to a cartoon show for little girls. There is no way you'd do that if you had any insecurity whatsoever. You don't make fun of the guy who watches purple unicorns for being un-masculine, you make fun of the guy with the Humvee, because HE's the one who cares how macho people think he is.


Actually, you make fun of the people who make fun of people with humvees. Is there some... uh... personal reason, dude, that you are obsessed with the size of other guy's penises?

/I need my giant humvee 'cause that's the only way I can fit all of my dick inside the vehicle.
 
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