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2013-05-21 09:51:15 AM  
Could somebody please click the link for me?
 
2013-05-21 10:09:58 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Could somebody please click the link for me?


it's a god damned slide show. I'm not going to click through that. Could someone deslide?
 
2013-05-21 10:38:30 AM  
And my adblocker doesn't like that slideshow...

jehovahs witness protection, kbronsito, you're welcome:
http://desli.de/SYD
 
2013-05-21 10:43:22 AM  
Some of those seem to be pretty useful to help people with disabilities.
 
2013-05-21 10:44:13 AM  
Siri, please post the following to Fark:

"Meh.  Forget it.  I can't be bothered"
 
2013-05-21 11:24:40 AM  
And a slideshow? fark off.
 
2013-05-21 11:25:03 AM  

Uisce Beatha: And my adblocker doesn't like that slideshow...

jehovahs witness protection, kbronsito, you're welcome:
http://desli.de/SYD


Still not going to mess with it....
 
2013-05-21 11:47:02 AM  

Uisce Beatha: And my adblocker doesn't like that slideshow...

jehovahs witness protection, kbronsito, you're welcome:
http://desli.de/SYD


thanks. although all those apps are terrible. none of them actually seem to be able to improve on my laziness.
 
2013-05-21 12:07:30 PM  
And if anyone knows "hopelessly lazy," it's someone in IT
 
2013-05-21 12:21:06 PM  
Might as well have called them apps for hipsters.
 
2013-05-21 01:44:18 PM  
How is the Moves app for lazy people since it tracks your steps and running distance?  Seems like a cool app can't wait for it to be on Android.
 
2013-05-21 02:52:58 PM  
Is someone going to post the list already? Im wai-ting
 
2013-05-21 03:20:39 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-21 04:19:32 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Could somebody please click the link for me?


this
 
2013-05-21 11:08:07 PM  

Uisce Beatha: And my adblocker doesn't like that slideshow...

jehovahs witness protection, kbronsito, you're welcome:
http://desli.de/SYD


I tried to deslide it on a droid phone and it wouldn't let me. And my computer didn't want to touch the site, either.

Thanks, good person for getting it to work for us.
 
2013-05-21 11:10:53 PM  
Josh Frulinger (the author of the article) knows a few things about being lazy. He built his career off reading the daily comics page in the newspaper after all.
 
2013-05-21 11:50:45 PM  
Enjoy telling your friends about all the bands this app feeds you, then sneering "You've probably never heard of them, though."

Screw that. I'm so hip and lazy I need an app that plays me bands I'VE never heard of.
 
2013-05-22 05:55:09 AM  
I'm too lazy to go through a slide show.
/I guess I'll never know.
 
2013-05-22 07:42:44 AM  
Not even worth reading deslided.
 
2013-05-22 08:24:50 AM  
I need an app to warn me about articles like this.
 
2013-05-22 09:51:08 AM  
I'm not lazy
I just need an app that compensates for me just not wanting to deal with that shiat right now.
 
2013-05-22 11:06:09 AM  
The three qualities to be an effective programmer are sloth, hubris, and impatience. I see no reason for this not to apply to rest of the population.
 
2013-05-22 11:49:15 AM  
I never knew a phone speaker could blow air.  I thought it was just a vibrating dish.
 
2013-05-22 12:26:54 PM  
I order takeout and delivery food online.  Why SHOULD I have to pick up a phone and talk to a person to submit an order to Pizza Hut, or any other restaurant?

Hell, when ordering from the Thai place down the street, I'd rather do it online because some of the people on the other end of the phone don't really speak English very well.
 
2013-05-22 12:27:54 PM  

bifford: I never knew a phone speaker could blow air.  I thought it was just a vibrating dish.


I wonder how strong the flow is.  Could it be used to dust out my keyboard?
 
2013-05-22 03:54:01 PM  

TNel: How is the Moves app for lazy people since it tracks your steps and running distance?  Seems like a cool app can't wait for it to be on Android.


The Galaxy S4 has a step counter built into it called S-Health
 
2013-05-22 04:28:58 PM  
I use the pizza hut one all the time. It beats calling, waiting on hold and having the kid at the other end mess up my order.
 
2013-05-22 08:08:15 PM  
I'm not lazy. I just have extreme lack of motivation due to ADHD. Now where did I put that rolled up George Washington and my blade. Got some ritalin to chop up.
 
2013-05-23 12:25:34 AM  

ParagonComplex: I'm not lazy. I just have extreme lack of motivation due to ADHD. Now where did I put that rolled up George Washington and my blade. Got some ritalin to chop up.


Try coffee or tea.
 
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