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2013-05-21 09:15:36 AM
No, that was Pope Eugene.
 
2013-05-21 10:02:33 AM
Wait, he's multi-classed?
 
2013-05-21 10:06:52 AM
Fueling the speculation is Francis' obsession with the devil, a frequent subject of his homilies.

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2013-05-21 10:34:40 AM
Perhaps not, but he has a sky wizard in his party that is rumored to have god like powers.
 
2013-05-21 10:35:30 AM
Saw this on Alarma TV last night.
 
2013-05-21 10:36:33 AM
I put on my pope robe and hat
 
2013-05-21 10:37:32 AM
All you can say about Francis is that he's less openly evil than the last guy.  The 2000s seemed to be a magnet for evil monsters running large international organizations.
 
2013-05-21 10:37:32 AM
Well, he does have a robe and hat...
 
2013-05-21 10:38:18 AM
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Robe? Check.
Wizard hat? Check.

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2013-05-21 10:38:35 AM
Technically, wouldn't he be a cleric as opposed to a wizard?
 
2013-05-21 10:39:42 AM
Since this is an AP story, be assured the Pope has been eavesdropping on AP's prayers.

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2013-05-21 10:40:34 AM
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I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.
 
2013-05-21 10:40:49 AM
no
 
2013-05-21 10:41:49 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.


You sonofabiatch. Now people in the office are looking at me funny.

//Well played.
 
2013-05-21 10:42:14 AM
If you were a demon and wanted to possess someone, why would you do it anywhere near a place that your immortal enemy hangs out? Wouldn't it be better to possess someone in Asia?
 
2013-05-21 10:43:00 AM
...so theeaster bunny,santa claus, a pope-wizard, and aman-hating bull-dyke are at a 4-way intersection...
 
2013-05-21 10:43:44 AM
Nope, he is a pedo like the rest of them.

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2013-05-21 10:43:44 AM
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"...and when your priest puts his hands here, you open your mouth..."
 
2013-05-21 10:44:04 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [l2.yimg.com image 630x435]


I see that Brazzers has gone super kinky.
 
2013-05-21 10:44:18 AM
Only a fool refuses to have a lvl 90 priest cast on him before raiding.
 
2013-05-21 10:44:57 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: l2.yimg.com


Why is Jerry Lewis in a wheelchair?
 
2013-05-21 10:45:08 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [l2.yimg.com image 630x435]

I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.


Is this the appropriate time to start arguing about how you can't hear them fly by in space?
 
2013-05-21 10:45:17 AM
He may be a wizard, but he's using his cleric spells here.
 
2013-05-21 10:45:22 AM
Someone can't tell a wizard from a priest.  Subby's party apparently frequently lacks a healer.
 
2013-05-21 10:46:13 AM
Does he play a mean pinball?
 
2013-05-21 10:47:17 AM
Farking charlatans.   Seeing adults behave this way makes me cringe.  It's like watching 2 adults playing house.
 
2013-05-21 10:48:22 AM

1derful: Only a fool refuses to have a lvl 90 priest cast on him before raiding.


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Doot doot doo doo daa doot doot doo daa daa.
 
2013-05-21 10:49:19 AM
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2013-05-21 10:50:57 AM

Sybarite: Wait, he's multi-classed?


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2013-05-21 10:53:46 AM

BigNumber12: Sybarite: Wait, he's multi-classed?

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Oh sweet FSM, I'm still laughing!
 
2013-05-21 10:54:21 AM
And people think bronies are insane for liking a kids show.
 
2013-05-21 10:55:00 AM
I was just starting to like this pope, and now we are back in the dark ages peddle nonsense to the masses and playing on their fears.

Swell.
 
2013-05-21 10:57:00 AM

Do the needful: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [l2.yimg.com image 630x435]

I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.

Is this the appropriate time to start arguing about how you can't hear them fly by in space?


The pilots are making motor and laser noises over the radio. "Zeeeerooooom pew pew pew BROOOOSH."

Now, as far as the pope doing miracles, that is part of becoming a real saint on the church. I would not be surprised if he encounters many religious Italians during the day who quite frankly are delusional and waiting for someone to enable their belief.
 
2013-05-21 10:57:44 AM
FTFA:  "The devil's influence and presence in the world seems to fluctuate in quantity inversely proportionate to the presence of Christian faith," said the Rev. Robert Gahl, a theologian at Rome's Pontifical Holy Cross University. "So, one would expect an upswing in his malicious activity in the wake of de-Christianization and secularization" in the world and a surge in things like drug use, pornography and superstition.

Ironic.
 
2013-05-21 10:58:20 AM
Well if you believe that this god crap is real why wouldn't you believe that he is casting out the devil or some evil spirits?

Seriously. It's all a belief in magic. Who are you to decide that some of the magic is perfectly reasonable while other bits are silly?

P.S. It's all silly.
 
2013-05-21 11:00:14 AM

Sybarite: Wait, he's multi-classed?


LVl 15 cleric/ Lvl 10 Paladin/Lvl 6 Illusionist who didn;t use Charisma as his dump stat
 
2013-05-21 11:00:20 AM

UsikFark: I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.

Is this the appropriate time to start arguing about how you can't hear them fly by in space?

The pilots are making motor and laser noises over the radio. "Zeeeerooooom pew pew pew BROOOOSH."


I was thinking their on-board computers were making the noises to give them some audio feedback as to their surroundings. But the pilots doing it themselves works too.
 
2013-05-21 11:03:46 AM
At first Asmodeus was like
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But then he
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And it was alright
 
2013-05-21 11:03:48 AM
What a naughty devil may look like.

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hot like the hellfires of damnation or something
 
2013-05-21 11:04:57 AM

ikanreed: All you can say about Francis is that he's less openly evil than the last guy.  The 2000s seemed to be a magnet for evil monsters running large international organizations.


I gotta say I kinda liked his speech that sounded like it came form an Occupy Wall Street Spokesman that he gave to a gathering of vatican bankers.  Extra ballsy because tangling with those folks is rumored to be why John Paul I was only pope for a month. and FWIW his spokespeople are denying that was an exocrcism or any such thing, it's other people claiming that
 
2013-05-21 11:06:41 AM
Welcome to 1013.  We're gonna party like its...well...1013.  I can count to 14 if I use my toes, so we'll have a New Year.  But I lost my foot in a thresher incident, and I was born without a left thumb, so there can't be a 15.  END of the WORLD!!!!
 
2013-05-21 11:06:45 AM

local vagrant: FTFA:  "The devil's influence and presence in the world seems to fluctuate in quantity inversely proportionate to the presence of Christian faith," said the Rev. Robert Gahl, a theologian at Rome's Pontifical Holy Cross University. "So, one would expect an upswing in his malicious activity in the wake of de-Christianization and secularization" in the world and a surge in things like drug use, pornography and superstition.

Ironic.


Go ahead, find some literature about what the Vatican considers spiritualy dangerous. You will find much ado from any religious club about misconceptions that will doom your soul and block you from the love of god. Commonly, the greatest enemy can be another religion. I saw an educational pamphlet in a Greek church declaring 'call no man father' because the Catholics got it mortally wrong and no longer follow the true path.
 
2013-05-21 11:08:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: If you were a demon and wanted to possess someone, why would you do it anywhere near a place that your immortal enemy hangs out? Wouldn't it be better to possess someone in Asia?


What and fark with those Buddhist warrior-monks and those staffs they have with the demon-chasing iron rings? No thanks.  As a demon myself I find it much safer to hang out in a place where most of the population doesn't even believe you exist, and try to treat you with Prozac instead of holy water...
 
2013-05-21 11:08:23 AM
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2013-05-21 11:08:55 AM

RexTalionis: Technically, wouldn't he be a cleric as opposed to a wizard?


Yeah; clerics can do some pretty wizardy stuff and not be multi-classed.
 
2013-05-21 11:09:38 AM

Farking Canuck: UsikFark: I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.

Is this the appropriate time to start arguing about how you can't hear them fly by in space?

The pilots are making motor and laser noises over the radio. "Zeeeerooooom pew pew pew BROOOOSH."

I was thinking their on-board computers were making the noises to give them some audio feedback as to their surroundings. But the pilots doing it themselves works too.


"Luke, you have turned off your sound effects computer, is something wrong?"
 
2013-05-21 11:09:38 AM

Do the needful: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [l2.yimg.com image 630x435]

I'm not sure why, but for whatever reason, I imagine the sound coming out of that guy's mouth to be the same thing you hear when a TIE fighter flies by.

Is this the appropriate time to start arguing about how you can't hear them fly by in space?


Hey, now, Star Wars takes place a long time ago...the universe hadn't expanded so much, so space was denser back then, so sound waves can propagate.

/best I could do on short notice
 
2013-05-21 11:10:23 AM
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2013-05-21 11:15:48 AM
The burning question -

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2013-05-21 11:17:36 AM
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